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[–]tacotacotaco_1 23 points24 points ago

He's not sweaty enough.

[–]teknik909 23 points24 points ago

*gay

[–]brokenseeker 30 points31 points ago

Naw, he LOVES nuts.

[–]bigbossodin 10 points11 points ago

I just wanted to cuddle...

[–]brokenseeker 7 points8 points ago

Fag.

Edited for accuracy.

[–]miss_taken_identity 13 points14 points ago

I believe the correct response is: What a fag. If we're gonna do the whole movie word for word, we're gonna do it word for word. ;-)

[–]brokenseeker -1 points0 points ago

If you're going to get upvotes for hate speach, you may as well do it right.

[–]tacotacotaco_1 0 points1 point ago

Boo this man

[–]lzygoalmstr17 35 points36 points ago

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

I didn't :(

[–]fluffkomix 13 points14 points ago

Boondock Saints

[–]soggit 0 points1 point ago

I only got this because I rewatched the movie like a week ago.

[–]Toastbuns 15 points16 points ago

Made me want to go listen to some Bleeding Through.

[–]iamsuchanoob 6 points7 points ago

Every time I hear that all i wanna do is go SNARE SNARE SNARE SNARE merrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn DOOGADOOGADOOGADOOGADOOGADOOGADOOGADOOGADOOGA RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Toastbuns 1 point2 points ago

I took the time to say that all out loud.

[–]VFTM2012 1 point2 points ago

I can hear it in my head, that's some fucking impressive "text humming"...is there even a word for that?

[–]off_riding_a_broom 0 points1 point ago

annnnd i got caught head banging in silence at work. good jorb.

[–]iamsuchanoob 0 points1 point ago

Ya did a good jorb dere Homesterr.

[–]thistim 0 points1 point ago

lol, so accurate. reminds me of dubstep lyircs

[–]whoopygoldberg 1 point2 points ago

THIS PLACE WAS A FUCKING BOMB.

[–]BearOnAUnicycle 27 points28 points ago

OH MY GOD, THERE IS A FIRE... sale! http://i.imgur.com/pYzk1.jpg

[–]ackewa01 9 points10 points ago

Amaaaaaaaaazing graceeee

[–]Nmilne23 -1 points0 points ago

Ah and I just blue myself!

[–]golfmaster13 38 points39 points ago

And Shepards we shall be..

[–]LaoZhe 13 points14 points ago

For thee my lord for thee

[–]DubiousBastard 14 points15 points ago

Power hath descended forth from thy hand

[–]jnasatomura 14 points15 points ago

Our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands

[–]DubiousBastard 15 points16 points ago

So we shall flow a river forth to thee

[–]awesosaur 14 points15 points ago

And teeming with souls shall it ever be

[–]stewie574 11 points12 points ago

In Nomine Patris...

[–]macness234 11 points12 points ago

et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

[–]starmartyr 8 points9 points ago

Bang!

[–]CPUser 2 points3 points ago

Catch you on the flipside!

[–]unknownreddit 1 point2 points ago

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.

[–]whoishoon 6 points7 points ago

I don't feel like googling this so how about we finish it off with a few Latin words and kiss our necklace?

[–]gage117 1 point2 points ago

I like how the first post was upvoted, then people started doing the rest of it and they all went negative.

[–]Blue_Shift 2 points3 points ago

I feel like people are missing the Boondock Saints reference.

[–]elegos513 5 points6 points ago

Power hath descended forth from thy hand ...

[–]madeinmerica 2 points3 points ago

i like how you get downvoted even though you posted 2 minutes before the other guy who said the exact same thing.

[–]twig123 105 points106 points ago

Awesomely subtle Boondock Saints reference ;-)

Edit: Obviously some people didn't my subtle joke when I said that the reference was subtle... lol, o well.

Edit2: Apparently I accidentally a word... lol

[–]Bushy-Top 46 points47 points ago

Subtle?

Hilarious title though.

[–]ignoramus012 23 points24 points ago

I've learned that Reddit on the whole doesn't know the definition of certain words. Subtle is one of them.

[–]phoenixrawr 13 points14 points ago

Literally.

[–]ignoramus012 7 points8 points ago

Breathtaking.

[–]WorshipThyBacon 3 points4 points ago

Epic

[–]Crankrune 3 points4 points ago

Gem.

[–]jconsumer 4 points5 points ago

ironic

[–]Bag3l 4 points5 points ago

Circlejerk.

[–]SarcasticOptimist 3 points4 points ago

Here's a better quality video.

I think slow motion, sunglasses, trenchcoats/suits, and guns will never get old.

[–]digitalgoodtime 0 points1 point ago

Great scene from the movie, but never understood why Willem Dafoe's character (Smecker) fired shots into the air during that scene. If it was to be interpreted as him reenacting the scene for his peers they must have thought he was beyond insane for firing shots into the air for no reason. LOL!!

[–]AndrewT81 9 points10 points ago

I always assumed that his shots fired weren't actually "real", but that they were portraying him getting so engulfed in his recreation of the scene that he felt like he was actually part of it. Hence the shots being fired while he's superimposed on the firefight actually happening.

[–]Ubv 4 points5 points ago

But dressing up as a woman to kill the bad guys wasn't insane at all. He was crazy, but awesome crazy.

[–]bloouup 0 points1 point ago

Smecker was like megagay.

[–]8544 2 points3 points ago

Actually, he didn't. If you look, after his meltdown, his gun is still holstered. I think that was just ham-fisted directing in that particular scene.

[–]miss_taken_identity 0 points1 point ago

Dude, he was really excited!! Really, really excited!!!!!!!

[–]Godfodder 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh, I knew it all seemed familiar. Thanks!

Now I can't stop laughing at a squirrel voiced by William Dafoe.

[–]doobersnax 1 point2 points ago

Subtlety is a concept not well understood in the redditsphere.

[–]AML86 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if your edit accidentally a word or if I missed a joke.

[–]twig123 1 point2 points ago

I said 'subtle' being ironic... but people thought I was serious. I added the edit to explain.

[–]AML86 0 points1 point ago

didn't my subtle joke

Did you accidentally a word?

I understood your joke, I'm just confused by your sentence structure.

Also be careful with the use of ironic. The Karma Nazi appears when it's used wrong, and I'm not even sure the right usage anymore.

[–]twig123 1 point2 points ago

lol... Oh man, I did totally accidentally a word and didn't notice until you pointed it out! :-P

[–]manny105 -1 points0 points ago

Awesome, ref! Boondock Saints a great movie that just can't get it's credit.

[–]grandoiseau 2 points3 points ago

Honestly, I tried to like it by watching it many times, and I still think kids our generation are trying too hard to turn it into a cult classic.

Let's get real: this ain't no Big Lebowski, or Fight Club.

[–]nsfw_goodies -2 points-1 points ago

obscure meme is obscure

[–]thepigwanker 7 points8 points ago

This looks more like Dafoe in 'Platoon' than Dafoe in 'Boondock Saints' IMO.

[–]Switche 0 points1 point ago

*Nutoon

[–]badphish94 57 points58 points ago

There was a repost!

[–]Bakyra 18 points19 points ago

i havent seen it before. I laughed. Thanks, reposter!

[–]tferroato 3 points4 points ago

This is probably the 4th or 5th time this has made it to the top of Reddit in the past 2 or 3 months. I'm getting pretty tired of your shit, Mr. Wayne.

[–]borb86 -1 points0 points ago

Who cares. Good times were had by all who clicked both. Let the man repost.

[–]PulpFact 11 points12 points ago

I care. I'd seen it posted (under the same clever title, no less), so clicking it this time around was a waste of my time. Mind you, it's a very slight inconvenience - I spent far longer typing this than it took me to click the link - but it's an inconvenience nonetheless.

[–]borb86 7 points8 points ago

You're reading comments on a picture of a squirrel that you've already seen. I somehow doubt the time you're spending is precious.

(that goes for all of us, not a shot at you :p)

[–]PulpFact 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, good point. Did I just say something on Reddit was a waste of time?

That's like walking into a church and calling one guy religious.

[–]SlashmanX 0 points1 point ago

I had forgotten that some people still click on links. HoverZoom and RES are all you need for easy browsing

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]73raindead 0 points1 point ago

I care, I was the first to make it into a Boondock Saints reference, douche nozzle stole my shit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zw2tp/squirrelem_dafoe/

[–]SimilarImage 11 points12 points ago

[–]73raindead 0 points1 point ago

I was the first to make it a Boondock saints reference. This douche nozzle stole my shit.

[–]Aiken4Brain -2 points-1 points ago

Good thing he didn't try ITAP

[–]justhetipp 3 points4 points ago

"Just pour the drink ya fairy fuck"

[–]MrNiceWatchBro 4 points5 points ago

Are you the huge guy?

[–]Fuck_ALL_Religion 3 points4 points ago

Maybe he's the serial crusher.

[–]MrNiceWatchBro 0 points1 point ago

you, I like you.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 1 point2 points ago

"In the name of Jay-suz, HEAL this sinner!"

[–]jtwnsnd1 3 points4 points ago

What if it was one squirrel... with SIX nuts?!

[–]BiggityBates 7 points8 points ago

And Shepherds we shall be

For Thee my Lord, for Thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands,

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.

[–]bigbossodin 2 points3 points ago

BLAM!!

[–]Spawnlesslurkers 1 point2 points ago

BRAAT

[–]cardwatch 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see this repost I go to the comments because I forget the reference.

[–]turnleftdale 3 points4 points ago

hurf durf im gonna repost dis image again

title comnts points age /r/
Squirrel commanding his evil minions. (Reposted with new title) 45coms 43pts 2mos photoshopbattles
Oh mighty sky! Grant me the power to eliminate those who oppose me 80coms 1453pts 2mos aww
Squirrelem Dafoe 29coms 1109pts 1mo funny
Hallelujah! 0coms 20pts 5mos funny
Dramatic Squirrel. 10coms 17pts 2mos photoshopbattles

source: karmadecay

[–]Spawnlesslurkers -1 points0 points ago

OPs title totally takes the cake here.

[–]betafish37 0 points1 point ago

Come, my brethren! We must rise up and fight!

[–]NorrinRaddforPres 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I randomly do this in public about once a year. I never know when we will do it, but I always enjoy it.

[–]Piper7865 0 points1 point ago

Elias is still down there!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue8VS-bcj88

[–]wappleby 0 points1 point ago

Awesomely complete reuse of the same title OP...........

[–]SweetNeo85 25 points26 points ago

[–]wappleby 0 points1 point ago

I don't care that it's a repost....I only care that he copied the exact same title.

[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point ago

And you really think those are completely different things?

[–]wappleby 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]Rizzpooch 1 point2 points ago

Reposts are generally forgivable in my book if the title at least offers an original take on it. However, in this case, it seems that OP is his traditional bundle of sticks

[–]vor9 -1 points0 points ago

Oh look, a repost.

title comnts points age /r/
Squirrel commanding his evil minions. (Reposted with new title) 45coms 43pts 2mos photoshopbattles
Oh mighty sky! Grant me the power to eliminate those who oppose me 80coms 1453pts 2mos aww
Squirrelem Dafoe 29coms 1109pts 1mo funny
Hallelujah! 0coms 20pts 5mos funny
Dramatic Squirrel. 10coms 17pts 2mos photoshopbattles

source: karmadecay

[–]Mattythecheese 0 points1 point ago

Read the rules. The most common repost is people saying "this is a repost".

[–]borb86 0 points1 point ago

Downvoting this comment for 2 reasons.

1, who caaaaaarrrrreeess.

2, Squirrelem Dafoe should have gotten the most points there. It's a shame really.

[–]73raindead 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, Squirrelem Dafoe was my post =)

[–]manjeansie -2 points-1 points ago

boo fuckin hoo

[–]GifftedIdeas -1 points0 points ago

Preach

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

"Oh the humanity!"

[–]BossMojoman 1 point2 points ago

There was a REPOST!

[–]Liraelx -1 points0 points ago

Even if it's a repost the title made this for me. Completely.

[–]landsharkgun 1 point2 points ago

repost.

[–]bobusdoleus -1 points0 points ago

PRAAAAAAAISE JESUS

[–]microtrash 0 points1 point ago

So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top fucking notch.

[–]A_B_A_C_A_B_B -1 points0 points ago

There was a band that used that clip in a song. Cannot unlisten.

http://youtu.be/G841df0G-CM

[–]Mobigsley -1 points0 points ago

Is that a coke nail?

[–]19115162093 -1 points0 points ago

Checkmate atheists.

[–]DoctorYucatan -1 points0 points ago

What if it was just one raccoon with six acorns?

[–]pluck002 -1 points0 points ago

I wanted this title to be "There is a FIRE....sale"

[–]Dollarama -1 points0 points ago

I think I see Christ in that squirrels belly fur

[–]aarcm16 -1 points0 points ago

BANG BANG!

[–]ShockinglyMilgram -1 points0 points ago

It's also the opening of a Bleeding Through song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G841df0G-CM

[–]TheMagoo -1 points0 points ago

Can someone pair this with the spinning tiger? I sense meme.

[–]Gothiks -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey! An original title! Nice one OP!

[–]Maq_S -1 points0 points ago

I tell you man, the nut was THIS big!

[–]greendalek -1 points0 points ago

Well, there was a fire...

[–]iis4isaac 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ebelglorg -1 points0 points ago

Thank you OP for not involving yourself in the new r/pics circlejerk of weight loss proggression, gay couples, or foreign people getting their U.S. citizenship.

Let's stop the circlejerk before it starts!!!

[–]delvingdavinci 0 points1 point ago

almost looks like the movie poster from platoon. Quick someone give him an m-16!

[–]Blazenandez -1 points0 points ago

EONS AGO!!

[–]ShittyWitchDoctor -1 points0 points ago

Not enough crazy to be Dafoe =D, very good reference though.

[–]scottsimsa -1 points0 points ago

Spirit Bomb!

[–]cinnamontwist -1 points0 points ago

This needs to become a meme.

[–]Arknell -1 points0 points ago

Jim Hopper would never walk into an ambush.

[–]Andrewpruka 1 point2 points ago

Oh look, it's this post again.

[–]cashesking -1 points0 points ago

Cannons to the left of them, cannons to the right of them ... Volley volley ...

[–]stewie574 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this and just happened to click on this.

Edit: Opened the link when he shouted "THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT" in the song.

[–]xtemplarx -1 points0 points ago

Such a great movie!

[–]dracer -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else see Lebron James' pre-game chalk toss?

[–]Hu_dat 0 points1 point ago

I just.... I just want to pet its tummy.

[–]Iamadinocopter 0 points1 point ago

mira como arden las ardillas.

[–]ZebeDIEah 0 points1 point ago

Hehe they used ammonia! None of this is any good! Fuck!

[–]jorwyn 0 points1 point ago

Totally made my day. :D

I just watched that with my boyfriend a couple of nights ago, because he'd never seen it. O.o How does that even happen?!

[–]motoxjake 1 point2 points ago

Dump him... lol

[–]jorwyn 0 points1 point ago

Nahhh. We fixed it. He's also never seen any Daniel Craig Bond... so, we're fixing that this weekend, as we MUST go see Skyfall.

On the plus side, he's a huge Tolkien and Batman fan. Those are musts for me. Given those two qualifications are fulfilled, I can live with educating him on things like Boondock Saints and James Bond. (Besides, I'd never seen half the movies I've now watched with him, including Tron Legacy, so I have no real room to speak.)

[–]backwardsdragon 0 points1 point ago

Not in Halo 4 :(

[–]willredditgetmelaid 1 point2 points ago

It's that time again...

http://imgur.com/d7Wij

[–]motoxjake 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome....have an upvote just because it's an obscure reference.

[–]Terelith 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for you

excellent movie.

[–]frankthebunnyrabbit 0 points1 point ago

i get that reference.

[–]FluoCantus 0 points1 point ago

The picture with this caption has been circulating for years. You just found the original and copied the caption as your title. For shame, /u/Glutimous... for shame.

[–]Memyselfsomeotherguy 0 points1 point ago

He's reciting Shakespeare.

[–]Maligned-Instrument 0 points1 point ago

Elias' final moment from the movie "Platoon"?!

[–]Ronin_90 0 points1 point ago

THERE WAS A REPOST!!!

[–]8544 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this the other day. Great flick.

[–]stitchy1503 0 points1 point ago

So eh, whats the eh, symbology there?

[–]steampowers 0 points1 point ago

hug meh brother

[–]1leggeddog 0 points1 point ago

Platoon Squirrel

[–]nchojnacki 1 point2 points ago

the moment i turned it off

[–]jglee1236 0 points1 point ago

I just wanna give it some tickles! Coochie-coo, you cute little fucker!

[–]mqken 0 points1 point ago

"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television."

[–]DignifiedDingo 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, Im a squirrel!

[–]gojutremere 0 points1 point ago

This picture makes me laugh every. God. Damn. Time.

[–]ehheh 0 points1 point ago

Repost .. 2 downvotes

[–]orangelinerider 0 points1 point ago

Damn. This pic just made me feel a hundred times worse now. I ran over a squirrel today. Even though I slammed on the brakes, the little guy ran back across and even as I was screeching to a halt, he still managed to find my tire. Hope he went out fast. Why can't you just cross at the crosswalk you stupid, cute, adorable rodent!?

[–]Klashiez 0 points1 point ago

Heimskr squirrel.

[–]observerofhumanity 0 points1 point ago

Dubstep Version for those into that sort of thing.

[–]Mosrhun 0 points1 point ago

It's Conker.

[–]ArmenianMadeReddit 0 points1 point ago

Imma watch this movie now

[–]seedpod02 0 points1 point ago

Shoo.. seond time in a week something reminded me of my cloud picture here

[–]Smobert1 1 point2 points ago

I love red squirrels, fuck those grey bastards

[–]Bless_Me_Bagpipes 0 points1 point ago

There was a repost!!!

[–]unknownreddit 0 points1 point ago

[–]RobotPreacher 0 points1 point ago

...but we can escape! http://imgur.com/GBOkb

[–]albinotadpole 0 points1 point ago

Boondock Saints!

[–]StayAlertStaySafe 0 points1 point ago

I'm usually not this guy but seriously. Not only is the picture a repost, the title is EXACTLY the same. C'mon Reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x7k4y/there_was_a_firefight/

[–]SassyScarlacc -1 points0 points ago

I love the saints man, keep doin wat ya doin get these murders off da streets.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Clearly, Willem Dafoe's understudy.

[–]Angry_Mollusk -2 points-1 points ago

Just saw the saints again for probably the 6th time, so here, have an upvote.

[–]bigbossodin -1 points0 points ago

You're only on your 6th time? :O

[–]BorgImplants -3 points-2 points ago

AHH! YOU GOT ME!

[–]Killspender -3 points-2 points ago

so ein feuerball junge !! - germans will get me

[–]BeefSmacker 0 points1 point ago

Not only is this a repost, but, if I'm not mistake, you also used the same title as the first. Tisk tisk OP... Tisk tisk

[–]meatwad1987 -1 points0 points ago

i want to scream repost but im afraid of getting downvoted