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[–]RawnaldII 44 points45 points ago

I wonder why this account was deleted

[–]GerardHopkins 16 points17 points ago

The OP account was WarbornTBDM and apparently has been labeled as a bot.

http://www.reddit.com/r/RisingThreads/comments/108zvk/rpics_40000_shot_by_uwarborntbdm_34_mins_old/

[–]cale69er 7 points8 points ago

And by "stumble" he/she means Searched furiously

[–]cryospam 11 points12 points ago

Never had an ex who was a redditor (that I knew of) but never have I been so appalled that I downvote-carpet bombed all of a person's posts (that weren't archived). Ir really takes quite hateful things to draw that kind of ire.

[–]bamp 1 point2 points ago

that weren't archived

[–]beccainblue 0 points1 point ago

I have several ex's that are on reddit. It is still funny reading a post and agreeing with it, only to realize who posted it.

[–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure why his ex would give a fuck.

Oh no, my spiteful ex has robbed me of all my imaginary Internet points, what the fuck am I going to do now? Oh that's right, continue on with my life, like when I left that loser.

[–]awwaygirl 0 points1 point ago

LOL... never had an ex cool enough to be a redditor.

[–]Tanagashi 9 points10 points ago

If I'm not mistaken, downvotes made on user page are not included in the system for exactly this reason.

[–]whiskeybob11 0 points1 point ago

Yep, you have to go into the post to properly downvote it.

[–]Aeromancy 3 points4 points ago

He blew his cover, for karma.

[–]beatski 90 points91 points ago

pathetically petty

[–]M0b1u5 10 points11 points ago

Indeed. OP thinks he's funny, when he is, in fact, a moron.

[–]Frigidor 1 point2 points ago

The dude is also a coward. He deleted his account.

[–]Indy_Pendant 9 points10 points ago

My reaction when I remember the password to my ex's Reddit account:

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[–]Ayzerr 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who imitated an Airplane propeller sound when I saw this?

[–]fromfocomofo 4 points5 points ago

yes

[–]vegeterin 5 points6 points ago

You don't know my life.

[–]otis2552 2 points3 points ago

I found out that my ex did this to my account when we first broke up.

[–]mglachrome 2 points3 points ago

How mature.

[–]ecclectic 15 points16 points ago

Just, because, well, you know...

http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette

Please do:

  • Read the reddiquette. Read it again every once in a while. Reddiquette is a living, breathing, working document which may change over time as the community faces new problems in its growth

Please Don't

  • Mass downvote someone else's posts. If it really is the content you have a problem with (as opposed to the person), by all means vote it down when you come upon it. But don't go out of your way to seek out an enemy's posts.

If I understand correctly, a single user mass downvoting another single user will result in the system ignoring a certain value of the downvoter's votes.

[–]FelixTease 0 points1 point ago

Had one of those. Will change accounts by next week.

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

Somewhat petty, if you ask me.

[–]Illuminox 4 points5 points ago

I don't like this post or the poster, so I think I'm going to downvote all of his posts.

sarcasm

[–]GosuSheep 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that's a good reason to downvote someone =\

[–]essbeezee -1 points0 points ago

Fuck it, everyone gets upvotes in here!

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

That's mature ._.

[–]themostoriginalname 0 points1 point ago

Stumble? More like stalk.

[–]DennishIrst 1 point2 points ago

Best downvote gif ever

[–]doctor_alien 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you Brian.

[–]TheRealFlinger 0 points1 point ago

Turn The Page

[–]Lurks_And_Votes 0 points1 point ago

Well that's mature.

[–]iDerped -1 points0 points ago

Posts nudes she sent you on gonewild Links her to the posts

[–]blorchdude 0 points1 point ago

Cry a little down vote some, cry some more then realize tht those down votes did nothing to make you happy. Continue your sad existence.

[–]cajunbander 0 points1 point ago

Pilot to bombadier, pilot to bombadier, open the bomb bay doors!

[–]a5tgb6yhn -1 points0 points ago

no flaws detected here.