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Attack . . attack . .ATTACK . .. ow, oh, wait . . .ow. (imgur.com)

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[–]artacuno53 43 points44 points ago

I think you should all look at OPs name and then history...

[–]scrumpy_jack 23 points24 points ago

Scumbag OP. Only post repost, calls other people out when they repost.

[–]toolschism 13 points14 points ago

May be scumbag op, but I still laughed my ass off having never seen this before.

[–]Neebat 4 points5 points ago

I've seen it 4 or 5 times. Cannot downvote.

[–]balour -2 points-1 points ago

why is he scumbag? His reposts wouldnt be shit if stupid reddit sheep wouldnt upvote them.. so the sheep upvoting this are scumbags!

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

That motherfucker loves monkies.

[–]j0phus 1 point2 points ago

He is the first person I ever tagged as "repost cunt" in red. I thought I would always downvote and move on, but every once and a while it's something good like this.

[–]shakeitshakeitbebe 0 points1 point ago

huh?

[–]BardofCage 21 points22 points ago

Kitty is confused. It hurts itself in its confusion!

[–]Spiritjump 61 points62 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Stop hitting yourself! 7coms 171pts 25dys gifs
How you know your cat is retarded 5coms 74pts 2mos funny
How you know your cat is a little bit different from the others... 0coms 20pts 2mos funny
The cat's thought process: Time to lick the balls, shit, something's licking my balls... KICK THEM IN THE FACE! OMG SOMETHING'S KICKING ME IN THE FACE! BITE! 17coms 206pts 2mos gifs
Suddenly, friend becomes foe [gif] 163coms 879pts 2mos funny
Suddenly, friend becomes foe [gif] 1com 23pts 2mos funny
Cats are retarded 113coms 876pts 5mos funny
I'll have your leg! 3coms 222pts 7mos gifs
Conquering the inner enemy 3coms 79pts 7mos funny
No Need to beat yourself up 233coms 976pts 8mos funny
Restless leg syndrome 5coms 176pts 9mos gifs
Pretty much sums up the inner struggle I have about some of the porn I watch. 0coms 12pts 10mos funny
Lu Cat 63coms 716pts 10mos gifs
stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself 8coms 45pts 1yr funny
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 112coms 901pts 1yr pics
Stop hitting yourself 3coms 12pts 1yr pics
selfbicyclekick 192coms 879pts 1yr funny
Self Abusing Pussy. (SFW) 0coms 11pts 1yr pics
XPost from r/gifs 12coms 63pts 1yr funny
Attack . . attack . .ATTACK . .. ow, oh, wait . . .ow. 19coms 316pts 1yr gifs
When I try to post for Karma 2coms 25pts 6dys gifs
Stop hitting yourself 3coms 133pts 1mo funny
Control yourself! 64coms 699pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]jonahsmells 57 points58 points ago

JESUS

[–]Mr_Ected 27 points28 points ago

I know! This one is a karma goldmine. Lots of submissions well above 100 points and none in the negative. I'll be SURE to reap loads of that sweet delicious karma when I repost this in a couple weeks.

[–]fractal_snowflake 7 points8 points ago

I, in turn will repost your reply

[–]fractal_snowflake 5 points6 points ago

The circle is complete

[–]Darkersun 3 points4 points ago

This man knows how to play Reddit!

[–]JTDeuce 1 point2 points ago

Don't you mean in a few hours?

[–]Spiritjump -1 points0 points ago

Ikr, man. :(

[–]MrPuddlesworth 1 point2 points ago

I'm still not your sis, man

[–]Brettersson 1 point2 points ago

I'm normally ok with reposts if it has been a little while, but a year ago it was posted with the exact same title, which is unacceptable.

[–]bluequail 6 points7 points ago

It is a shame that you have this in .gif form. The sound is what really made the clip.

[–]escapist11 8 points9 points ago

You can't just say the clip is better and not provide the clip :(

[–]bluequail 31 points32 points ago

Oh - here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctY8ntGx_M

[–]PEEFsmash 6 points7 points ago

dear god

[–]minivanmegafun 2 points3 points ago

Poor cat's got some serious anxiety issues :(

[–]escapist11 -1 points0 points ago

Too late, I finds it already.

[–]bluequail 0 points1 point ago

I hadn't even thought about it originally, thought everyone had already seen it. It is still funny though.

[–]EmmettLacombe 2 points3 points ago

All I think about is the bicycle kick move from Mortal Combat.

[–]kittenkat4u 2 points3 points ago

my old cat use to do this randomly and when she was done look at you like you were the one doing it to her. there were many times i tried the whole "it's your feet dumbass" but she never got it.

[–]Cptnwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Do cats just kick uncontrollably when something touches their stomach?

[–]pelanderfunk 4 points5 points ago

Upvoted for OC.

[–]sydbean 0 points1 point ago

This is a perfect representation of me getting out of bed in the a.m.

[–]twistoff 18 points19 points ago

You attempt to lick your ass then repeatedly kick your self in the head, only to retaliate by biting your knee?

[–]sydbean 15 points16 points ago

some days are tougher than others.....

[–]Silicone_Lube 1 point2 points ago

Wait wait, don't you do that? I thought that was a thing...

[–]DrumRobC -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Attack . . attack . .ATTACK . .. ow, oh, wait . . .ow. 39coms 913pts 6hrs funny
Stop hitting yourself! 7coms 171pts 25dys gifs
How you know your cat is retarded 5coms 74pts 2mos funny
How you know your cat is a little bit different from the others... 0coms 20pts 2mos funny
The cat's thought process: Time to lick the balls, shit, something's licking my balls... KICK THEM IN THE FACE! OMG SOMETHING'S KICKING ME IN THE FACE! BITE! 17coms 206pts 2mos gifs
Suddenly, friend becomes foe [gif] 163coms 879pts 2mos funny
Suddenly, friend becomes foe [gif] 1com 23pts 2mos funny
Cats are retarded 113coms 876pts 5mos funny
I'll have your leg! 3coms 222pts 7mos gifs
Conquering the inner enemy 3coms 79pts 7mos funny
No Need to beat yourself up 233coms 976pts 9mos funny
Restless leg syndrome 5coms 176pts 9mos gifs
Pretty much sums up the inner struggle I have about some of the porn I watch. 0coms 12pts 10mos funny
Lu Cat 63coms 716pts 10mos gifs
stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself 8coms 45pts 1yr funny
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 112coms 901pts 1yr pics
Stop hitting yourself 3coms 12pts 1yr pics
selfbicyclekick 192coms 879pts 1yr funny
Self Abusing Pussy. (SFW) 0coms 11pts 1yr pics
XPost from r/gifs 12coms 63pts 1yr funny
Attack . . attack . .ATTACK . .. ow, oh, wait . . .ow. 19coms 316pts 1yr gifs
When I try to post for Karma 2coms 25pts 7dys gifs
Stop hitting yourself 3coms 133pts 1mo funny
Control yourself! 64coms 699pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Ryvin 1 point2 points ago

How a Fight Club starts.

[–]signaltp4 0 points1 point ago

Imma save this and repost it a few months later to get some sweet sweet karma

[–]stay-gold-pony-boy 0 points1 point ago

We're only 12 years in and this is my favorite video of the millennium.

[–]cutemolly22 0 points1 point ago

aww poor guy

[–]alexjames21 0 points1 point ago

TIL that some cats are retarded

[–]emann43 0 points1 point ago

The whole is greater than the sum of the reposts. Made me laugh again :)

[–]yappingboy 0 points1 point ago

The Civil War in a nutshell.

[–]Detrinex[!] 1 point2 points ago

Don't look at its butt.

[–]ItsProbablyPoo 0 points1 point ago

Seriously how and why do they do this.

[–]Brostapholes 0 points1 point ago

I do the same thing when I get poked really hard in my belly button.

[–]JustRuss79 0 points1 point ago

I now understand, and forgive all of the psychotic felines I've met in my lifetime. My highly scarred forearms and catscratch fevered brain forgive them as well.

They can't help that they are psycho

[–]JackAzzz 0 points1 point ago

LOL ! =))))

[–]tcain5188 0 points1 point ago

Damn cats are retarded.

[–]14InchesOfManana -1 points0 points ago

Cats and their instinctive behaviors... fucking hate them.

[–]duncelife -2 points-1 points ago

Cats are so fucking dumb

[–]MargaretScience -2 points-1 points ago

Dem kitties.

[–]Dracomister7 -4 points-3 points ago

  1. Click OP's name

  2. Select first comment

  3. Press Z then J

  4. Repeat until downvoted into oblivion

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 3 points4 points ago

Downvoting from their userpage doesn't work, and is in fact just wasting your own time. You'll need to go to individual comments.

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

the original audio adds so much hilarity to this!

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

It's better with sound

[–]JerFlip -5 points-4 points ago

Fleas.

[–]interix -3 points-2 points ago

try /r/stupid or /r/reposts

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