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Korl, Lori Is Die. No. (imgur.com)

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[–]Hotmansthrowaway 328 points329 points ago

fuggin halo spoilers gawd dammet

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 94 points95 points ago

This is what I feel like doing

[–]Vendettaa 24 points25 points ago

Im going to need an original link to that haymaker, sir.

[–]Reclaimer69 67 points68 points ago

OH MY GOD THAT PISSED ME OFF. well done.

[–]goblinpiledriver 9 points10 points ago

I thought this wouldn't phase me since I don't have the game and I probably won't get around to playing it for a long time. But the last line in that one...

sheeeeeeeiiiiiit. right in the gut.

[–]nazihatinchimp 3 points4 points ago

Fuck all you people.

[–]antoine_chekov -1 points0 points ago

to be fair, its something that anyone could see coming; Chief's only friend dying to add as much drama as possible

[–]Pictoru 124 points125 points ago

Carl's my new favorite character now...i'm waiting for him to bang that blonde kid now

[–]shoegazer666 42 points43 points ago

Isn't that blonde kid much older than Karl?

[–]will_at_work 116 points117 points ago

karl's just gotta be like, "heh bebe, we gots two repopulate the planet, innit"

[–]RogueEyebrow 87 points88 points ago

And she'll be all like, "Cuz that whole giving-birth thing worked out well for your ma"

[–]Ozymandias12 20 points21 points ago

His what?

[–]GamerGrant 56 points57 points ago

His Ma

[–]BZLuck 32 points33 points ago

Ya like dags?

[–]zgh5002 22 points23 points ago

Oh dogs! Yeah I like dags.

[–]bioguy741 15 points16 points ago

I like caravans more.

[–]Duderino316/b/ 5 points6 points ago

terrible partial to the periwinkle blue

[–]jtrot91 15 points16 points ago

The characters are supposed to be within a couple years apart with the girl older. (like 16 or so and he is 12-14) The actors however are like 15 years apart. She graduated college in 2006 and he was born in 1999...

[–]RedTiger013 -2 points-1 points ago

the actor is 18..

[–]OWtfmen 6 points7 points ago

Which one?

[–]jtrot91 26 points27 points ago

Neither

[–]fedale 8 points9 points ago

yes.

[–]jtrot91 -1 points0 points ago

Except she isn't... she graduated college in 2006, so you think she was 12 when graduating college?

[–]RedTiger013 4 points5 points ago

Walking dead wiki says she did graduate college in 2006 but it also says she's 18. Just what the fuck is going on here?

[–]jtrot91 4 points5 points ago

That is the only thing I have ever seen that said 18. Everything else always says 2006 for college, including the college's wikipedia page.

[–]deathcomesilent 4 points5 points ago

Its almost like you can alter info on wiki without true knowledge...

[–]step1 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps she is a super genius.

[–]TheyCallMeStone 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

[–]latinlovermike 15 points16 points ago

Well, it's not like she has a ton of options. It's either Karl or one of the older guys... and for some reason I don't see that happening on tv. ;)

[–]Pictoru 0 points1 point ago

exactly!

[–]deathcomesilent 1 point2 points ago

I think in reality she is, but their characters are lining up age wise i believe.

[–]wipeout4wh 0 points1 point ago

Her character is 16 or 17 (it was mentioned once at the farmhouse). I think he's 12, if one of the pics above is correct.

[–]archangel09[!] 3 points4 points ago

Fuck Carl, where is Rick gonna stick his weiner now?
Maybe that's why the group picked up a couple of inmates!

[–]rainbowent 2 points3 points ago

Answered your own question there.

[–]IIBaconTAMERII/b/ 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, Carl hasn't banged her yet in the comic either ;(

[–]Paparmane 3 points4 points ago

She doesn't even exist in the comics.

[–]IIBaconTAMERII/b/ -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry haven't watched the show, I was just assuming he was talking about Sophia

[–]noob_inc 14 points15 points ago

Who is that girl in the sorry you're not getting laid one?

[–]riversfan17 19 points20 points ago

Emily Kinney AKA Beth in the show.

[–]sutniotibahmansiuqsu 9 points10 points ago

TIL she's a year older than me, I don't feel so guilty now

[–]Grxff 76 points77 points ago

HOLY FUCKIN SPOILERS BATMAN

[–]runnershighxc 25 points26 points ago

I bet no one saw any of this coming. This show has the craziest twist ever. NOT OBVIOUS AT ALL.

[–]shoegazer666 64 points65 points ago

Black guy dies, irritating cheating woman dies. WTF MAN, QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MAH HEART!

[–]runnershighxc 98 points99 points ago

Black guy is immediately being replaced with another black guy

[–]morecowbell9 43 points44 points ago

We actually started calling him "New T-Dog" immediately upon T-Dog's death.

[–]cbravom 40 points41 points ago

Two-Dog

[–]xG33Kx/b/ 10 points11 points ago

So two-dog dies and then china and what's left of the US get into nuclear war, and they all end up in Washington DC where they'll meet three-dog

[–]galletto3 7 points8 points ago

T-Lion

[–]RogueEyebrow -5 points-4 points ago

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[–]Dragonsoul 0 points1 point ago

Well, until more reinforcements from Zeist come along.

[–]Snozed 18 points19 points ago

Discover prison

4 out of 6 men are black

[–]iama842/fa/ 1 point2 points ago

3 of the 4 die

[–]hotcobbler 26 points27 points ago

Can't have more than one, this is a tv show.

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 0 points1 point ago

You know the rules. No more than one black guy at a time is allowed in horror based entertainment.

[–]ASlyGuy 0 points1 point ago

No more than one black guy at a time is allowed.

FTFY

[–]JamesLiptonIcedTea -1 points0 points ago

I should have known from the start.

[–]General_Veers 1 point2 points ago

Wait, T-Dawg died?

[–]joshpoppedyou 2 points3 points ago

it wouldnt be this predictable if it followed the book even in the slightest

[–]archangel09[!] 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, now Lori can reunite with Shane in hell and cheat some more.

[–]pauloat 56 points57 points ago

This is so 9gag.

[–]iiREALiiTYii 3 points4 points ago

This is why you go anti-social for the first 10 hours of a game launch.

[–]RotatorX/b/ 18 points19 points ago

Apology for bad English

Where is you when Lori is die

Mom : Lori is die

"No"

[–]Fat_Alberta/tv/ 12 points13 points ago

I was sat at home eating paint chips when Vladimir ring

"Lori is kill"

"No"

"Yes"

"No, you misunderstand me, Vlad. I don't care about your overrated, pleb-tier television, you weak-minded babby. Now let me get back to my paint chips."

"Ok"

[–]RotatorX/b/ 7 points8 points ago

i cry evertim

[–]ThisGuyIsOnAMobile 3 points4 points ago

ಠ,_ಠ

[–]TheNightkin/k/ 0 points1 point ago

And you?????????

[–]WagnerLov3/b/ 11 points12 points ago

Fuck you spoiler

[–]joshpoppedyou 1 point2 points ago

i know your feel bro, good fucking title OP

[–]Milkthiev 10 points11 points ago

Impression of a shrinking midget won my internet for the day.

[–]Yangy 0 points1 point ago

First one is the best

[–]JinMarui 5 points6 points ago

So wait. I stopped after season 1.

The mom is dead? I might actually watch the rest now.

[–]coldfrontin 3 points4 points ago

AND shane dies. it gets so much better.

edit: not a spoiler because you fucking hate shane and want him to die. plus, it's HOW he dies that's interesting.

[–]mossadi/b/ 3 points4 points ago

Shane was the best thing about the show.

[–]JinMarui 0 points1 point ago

Holy hell. I already have season 2. I think i'll start tonight.

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 0 points1 point ago

I came buckets when that happened.

[–]lovewave -2 points-1 points ago

Haven't laughed this hard at something this stupid in forever. I don't even watch this show.

[–]EyhSteve -1 points0 points ago

Lori's dead? fack!

[–]emospartan911/b/ 0 points1 point ago

carl one was the best

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

Most of these sucked.

[–]Stoic_Viking 1 point2 points ago

you gonna cwy? Go ahead Korl, cwy.

[–]CaptainFiddlebottom 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at the completely serious and dramatic original scene because I thought Rick was about to mock Carl for some absurd reason.. like, as he cries and Carl doesn't "Oh lil baby Carl gonna cry?"

Though.. here.. I feel damage being done to my brain as I read these stupid jokes.

[–]ReasonableRadio 0 points1 point ago

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! D: oh well I hated her anyway.

[–]hashcrack 0 points1 point ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[–]queen_ghost 0 points1 point ago

thx 4 soilrs lawwwllllll :p

[–]mikethenomer 0 points1 point ago

MY FUCKING SIDES

[–]Gratlofatic 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/a/eCh1J/layout/blog

Better view

[–]URBANNIGHTMARE -1 points0 points ago

My sides, my fucking sides!!!

[–]Phreshzilla 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I laugh at that "what the fuck did you say to me you little bitch" thing. I think it's because it's so ridiculous.

[–]32koala 1 point2 points ago

HALO SPOILERS!!

[–]antaryon 1 point2 points ago

Awesome. Let me know when the kid dies as well so I can watch the show again.

[–]Black_Apalachi -1 points0 points ago

Can some xbox fag tell me what the spoilers are?

[–]philpip -2 points-1 points ago

http://imgur.com/a/eCh1J#4

[–]Typlo -1 points0 points ago

Lori's death was a dream come true. I hope Carl didn't shoot her and that she comes back at a zombie, and they have to kill her again. Double pleasure.

[–]Bjartensen -1 points0 points ago

wait, did you faggots just spoil an event from The Walking Dead??

[–]DarkRiotKnightShield -3 points-2 points ago

BAAHAAHAHAHAH. Moar!

[–]ramenzz -4 points-3 points ago

These were so terrible it's not even funny

[–]HarryBlessKnapp -4 points-3 points ago

What is this pic?

[–]skooma714 -1 points0 points ago

This is basically gooby.

[–]No-Im-Not-Serious -3 points-2 points ago

I'm loling at all of you halofags whining about spoilers. Just stop playing shitty repackaged games you morons. OMG CoD BLOPS3 SPOILERS! I fucin haet you OP!

[–]Haneesh716 -2 points-1 points ago

L

[–]whatisjohngalt 0 points1 point ago

how come the mom is dead and shot by carl? That wasnt in the books..

DAMNED, IT WASNT IN THE BOOK!

[–]PagingDrFreeman -2 points-1 points ago

Cool, haven't seen any of Season 3 yet. Cool. Thanks. Appreciate that.

[–]CabooseBlueOMalley 0 points1 point ago

Holy rotten apples, Batman! Batimus is a SPOILER!

[–]GODDAMNFOOL 0 points1 point ago

welp, that sure is some spoilers there

[–]bjerne -4 points-3 points ago

I fucking laughed the shit out of me at number 18.

[–]Bulletbill22 -4 points-3 points ago

CAAARRRLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

[–]Get_This 1 point2 points ago

Yes, we read it too.

[–]nich959 -5 points-4 points ago

FUCKING SPOILERS FOR FUCKS SAKE

[–]d33jay64 -1 points0 points ago

this thread started out mega shitty when it was up

[–]ZedsBread -3 points-2 points ago

... wow, you guys weren't fucking around with the WWZ trailer one. I am 200% disappoint.

[–]imnotdown85 -3 points-2 points ago

Well that just ruined halo for me

[–]wipeout4wh 1 point2 points ago

Everything after Halo 2 ruined Halo for me.

[–]DavidJFarrar -4 points-3 points ago

SPOILERZZZ OMG YOLO

[–]Vikingdiapers -3 points-2 points ago

This is the part where reddit steals this and circle jerks their creativity.

[–]tannersnotreal -3 points-2 points ago

THIS POST SPOILED 2 FUCKING THINGS FOR ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OP YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKING FAGGOT

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[–]morecowbell9 8 points9 points ago

But it's still worth watching for the zombie baby eating it's way out of the mother scene.

[–]crackdtoothgrin 2 points3 points ago

Sickest fucking thing I've ever seen on network television.

[–]CaptainDez -4 points-3 points ago

At least say there are halo spoilers you cock sucker.

[–]anonimyus -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for the fucking spoiler alert.

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