Great first entry but I would have liked mention of the mandatory tracking chips that go up your bottom (geez, why not just wear it like jewelry instead), the FEMA concentration camps (for those who refuse the whole "Butt Chip" thing) and the Death Panels (in case you are found to be fat and nearly dead as a result of eating too many Mchamburgers on your way in and out of "The Walmart" or slamming too many cans of "Bud" while watching NASCAR and saying "WOOOOHH" at the top of your lungs; and therefore are considered a waste of Obamacare dollars and subsequently left to die). Oh, and lets not forget, Elvis, Tupac and The Easter Bunny voted for Obama so it was all rigged. Hmmm maybe the author will write another post after the two gents leave. - I'm Mitt Romney and I just floated a "Zinger" [0.o] ummmmaaaaaannnnd I approve this comment.

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