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[–]yimyames 300 points301 points ago

The problem with Yoda jokes is that they're always forced.

[–]Yoyo8 149 points150 points ago

Lift, do you?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

did you even try?

[–]iWright 5 points6 points ago

What did he say?

[–]ACEmat 4 points5 points ago

Someone quote the man already!

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

"wanna fite, do u -__-"

something like that, most i remember is "fite" and that smiley at the end.

[–]atomicdisaster 28 points29 points ago

Always forced, yoda jokes are.

A problem it is.

[–]Puck-O 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, I got nothing.

[–]eleno 35 points36 points ago

Nothing, you got.

[–]Jacosion 9 points10 points ago

Nothing, you *have.

[–]FuckYeah2011 3 points4 points ago

Nothing something is

[–]OK4U2LOVE 2 points3 points ago

something, you have

[–]Puninteresting 1 point2 points ago

With this one, the force is.

[–]Defiant001 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, bro

[–]Jamog 0 points1 point ago

An upvote, you get

[–]shark_claws 166 points167 points ago

White text with black outline can be seen on any color

[–]Tedde 28 points29 points ago

What about black text with white outline?

[–]iamNebula 95 points96 points ago

YOU WANT THE WHITES TO IMPRISON BLACKS!?

[–]Hiflon 26 points27 points ago

THAT'S RACIST MAN

[–]iRape4Sport 7 points8 points ago

Oh, but its ok if the blacks imprison whites? GET OUT OF HERE AL SHARPTON

[–]Kabakov 3 points4 points ago

No need to yell...

[–]Crown_ 7 points8 points ago

YOU'RE CLEARLY NEW HERE!

[–]Kabakov 4 points5 points ago

I'm sorry... I didnt know better.

[–]FlyingPasta 12 points13 points ago

That's crossing the line.

[–]DankBeard 1 point2 points ago

I have a lot of luck with that on maps that I make.

[–]bridgeventriloquist 1 point2 points ago

What if it's like a really busy zebra-striped background with various letters and punctuation mixed in?

[–]shark_claws 1 point2 points ago

Any. Color

[–]hashsmasher 13 points14 points ago

I really want yoda as my gps voice now

[–]ogtfo 2 points3 points ago

Yoda's voice guiding you, you will have!

FTFY

[–]genital_furbies 0 points1 point ago

Thanks...I had 2 "have"'s, and it didn't seem right either :/

[–]letsgetthis 80 points81 points ago

[–]NeVeNGamingYT 41 points42 points ago

This was me for a couple of seconds: http://i.imgur.com/Oc9ac.gif

[–]mlsweeney 15 points16 points ago

That .gif reminded me of when I actually paid money to go see that movie in theaters. What a horrible decision.

[–]razek_dc 20 points21 points ago

Viewed as a dark comedy its probably one of the funniest movies i've ever seen.

[–]jbredditor 7 points8 points ago

What movie is this from?

[–]mattryan 6 points7 points ago

The Happening. I paid money to see this in theaters as well :(

[–]CochMaestro 0 points1 point ago

I bought 28 weeks later just so I can get a free ticket to go see this movie, but my local theater wouldn't accept the voucher so we didn't go. Thank god I watched on TV a couple weeks ago, it was so bad.

[–]Chingonazo -1 points0 points ago

Why did I think it was I Heart Huckabees?

[–]HellaYoloSwag 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, i laughed hard at the part where theyre at that house trying to get in and the kids get shotgunned to death ... "No guys...whut arrreee u doin...stahp it guys stahp" Shotgun Blast

[–]razek_dc 0 points1 point ago

The whole cough syrup scene was so deadpan that i lost it in the theatre.

[–]HellaYoloSwag 0 points1 point ago

Have to rewatch it...its been a while...dont remember that scene simply cuz there was so many memorable parts

[–]ibreatheweed 1 point2 points ago

[–]HellaYoloSwag 0 points1 point ago

Sadly i can't see...damn work internets block

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

I cried laughing at this scene... Good lord I lost it. "I almost bought it".

[–]PopoAruanda 30 points31 points ago

Took a second... :)

[–]supadupac 16 points17 points ago

had to go back to the image, noticed the extra F in Off ..and then, bingo!

[–]Whipa 0 points1 point ago

thanks xD

[–]IanFin 24 points25 points ago

Yoda was never in the Millennium Falcon!

[–]Zoorin 23 points24 points ago

Well this is obviously a leak from the new movies then!

[–]ChargeDepth 8 points9 points ago

YODA IS DEAAAAAD!

[–]Babill 6 points7 points ago

*Of cour— Oh wait.

[–]The_Elephant_Man 1 point2 points ago

This joke bugs me because Yoda never meets Han, or even knows of the Millenium Falcon's existence.

He has met Chewie, though.

[–]cheeziin 9 points10 points ago

never seen it before, so even if it is a "repost" thats freaking hilarious

[–]pdot1337 2 points3 points ago

Got me so bad

[–]eggshapedtoiletpaper 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]cakeandpiday 4 points5 points ago

I think this would work as a joke without the image too.

Why did Luke Skywalker get lost?

When he asked Yoda if he was going the right way, Yoda told him "Off course, we are"

edit for typo

[–]Sanity_prevails 4 points5 points ago

bro mad you?

[–]HellaYoloSwag 7 points8 points ago

Mad bro, you?

[–]Sanity_prevails 11 points12 points ago

Not even mad, I am.

[–]HellaYoloSwag 11 points12 points ago

Lift even do you?

[–]superwinner 2 points3 points ago

Judge me by my lift, do you?

[–]HellaYoloSwag 1 point2 points ago

Power of the lift, know you not

[–]Mareks 1 point2 points ago

Mad even, i ain't. FTFY

[–]motha-fuckin-repost 0 points1 point ago

Of course you're going off course.

[–]R0mme1 1 point2 points ago

Someone do it with the Captain of Concordia instead of Yoda!

[–]46xy 0 points1 point ago

Yoda fuckin´!

[–]Yoda_is_a_Sith -1 points0 points ago

A Sith, I am.

[–]coastermonger 1 point2 points ago

before I got it, 3 times, wrong I read that.

[–]chazzeromus 1 point2 points ago

I don't care what anyone says, this was genius.

[–]MySweetUsername 0 points1 point ago

funny, is it?

[–]Arkanicus 0 points1 point ago

Man this took me a while to get. I felt stupid.

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

"Turn left, you must." "Left, you must turn." "Must you turn left?"

[–]hakdong 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the Golden Saucer from FF7.

[–]Rafinha18 1 point2 points ago

[–]JeppeG 0 points1 point ago

Imagine if Yoda was a GPS

[–]3PMintheMorning 0 points1 point ago

We are, of course.

[–]dirty_luck 0 points1 point ago

must be using apple maps

[–]GeneralBS 0 points1 point ago

/r/StarWars is leaking again

[–]carzaki27 0 points1 point ago

I see what u did there :)

[–]newscreen0name 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I am in a good mood. I LOLed.

[–]MikeC2103 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad.. That one took me a good 30 seconds to figure out..

[–]JoeSMTZ 0 points1 point ago

.

[–]Logged_in_Science_Gu 0 points1 point ago

What I want to know is why there is a picture from Bespin? Clearly we all know that in the flight it was only Lando, Cheewie, Luke and Leia.

[–]toadwarrior 1 point2 points ago

of and off don't sound the same but it's still a decent picture.

[–]Willssss -1 points0 points ago

off?

edit: ohhh....I get it

[–]Frix 2 points3 points ago

here's a hint: it's not a typo but part of the joke. Now think about how Yoda speaks and then reread the answer.

[–]s0wd3n 0 points1 point ago

Trollda

[–]suction 0 points1 point ago

Haha, that little fucker turns around all them words, yeah?