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Regrets, I've had a few.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]katihathor 81 points82 points ago

I'll see your image and raise you this

[–]DatPoliteness 28 points29 points ago

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/man-gets-romney-r-tattooed-on-his-face-for-15000/

The story.

[–]q1014 11 points12 points ago

I use it to convince young people to get out and vote and exercise their rights.

"30 year old professional wrestler"

facepalm

[–]pjpjr6 6 points7 points ago

Why facepalm at that?

[–]Catoblepas 14 points15 points ago

You misunderstand. It's his signature move.

[–]justtech3 -1 points0 points ago

You need to turn up your political spin meter a bit. It doesn't seem to be registering.

[–]deksamkcab 1 point2 points ago

More like FaceClothesline

[–]Blizzaldo 1 point2 points ago

Cause people hate people who are happy doing what they love. This fellow is living his life on the fun side by the looks of it, so q1014 has attempted to make himself feel better by pointing out the man's age (which isn't all that high) and saying haha he's only a professional wrestler when he's thirty. And because this guy is only a professional wrestler, he must be so dumb that convincing young people to vote is a bad thing.

[–]CMETRIQ0 8 points9 points ago

I think people that get face tattoos are retarded.

[–]damngravity -1 points0 points ago

I think blanket statements stereotyping people as less intelligent because of appearance choices are retarded.

[–]jwtemp1983 1 point2 points ago

I believe we can all agree that in today's society, folks with face tattoos are, generally speaking, less intelligent overall than those without.

[–]Irish33 1 point2 points ago

guys

what if we all just sat around a campfire

and hugged

and talked about our feelings

cmon guys

[–]samurailawngnome -2 points-1 points ago

FaceRarm

[–]you_sir_are_wrong 0 points1 point ago

wrestlers can't vote?

[–]lookitskeith 18 points19 points ago

Do people like that realize Romney would hate them? I have seen a lot of Romney supporters on my newsfeed that live lifestyles that don't allign with Romney at all.. makes no sense.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 8 points9 points ago

Why would someone get the Aquafresh logo tattooed to their face?

[–]ricardo_feynman -2 points-1 points ago

aquafresh, it's aquafresh.

[–]mark_wooten 6 points7 points ago

Even as a dedicated Obama supporter, I can admit that the Romney "R" is a great logo, capturing Romney, Ryan, and Republican.

I wonder how much someone got paid to design it.

[–]HOLLANDhorror 35 points36 points ago

So there are really people so far removed from sanity that they'd put Romney on their back forever? I mean don't get me wrong I think doing this with anyones name is a little foolish. But to do it with the name of a Politician?

Edit: I don't know why I capitalized politician.

[–]mobomelter 12 points13 points ago

Seriously though. At best you'd get what 8 years with a politicians name before it would be even more retarded then when you first got it?

[–]Sobertese 32 points33 points ago

I have "little Clinton" tattooed on my dick. I feel it is still relevant.

[–]DrJingles 12 points13 points ago

I have "big Nixon" on mine. No regrets.

[–]samurailawngnome 9 points10 points ago

Tricky.

[–]panky117 4 points5 points ago

I have Bob Dole on the left half of my scrotum

[–]frickindeal 0 points1 point ago

Just ask him to leave.

[–]kthanx 3 points4 points ago

Makes perfect sense. You can tell the police "When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal".

[–]EverGlow89 1 point2 points ago

Now kiss.

[–]mobomelter 2 points3 points ago

See this is one of those situations where I want to call your bluff...but I don't want to see your dick.

[–]iwasinthepool 1 point2 points ago

Especially one you know really nothing about. Like, I'll bet there are a thousand JFK tattoos out there, but that would be almost acceptable.

[–]Bakderkderk 16 points17 points ago

but then again, too few to mention

[–]Gurie2 7 points8 points ago

I did what I had to do

[–]Estoye 5 points6 points ago

and saw it through

[–]Gurie2 5 points6 points ago

without exemption

[–]Damn_I_lost_my_thing 3 points4 points ago

I planned each charted course

[–]MilkManEX 2 points3 points ago

Each careful step along the byway

[–]Shrim 1 point2 points ago

And more, much more than this, I did it-

MYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAYYY

[–]Ekiph 14 points15 points ago

And???

[–]aricartt 8 points9 points ago

How many of those were BEFORE he got elected?

[–]Ireclaw 23 points24 points ago

Just as bad... But at least he is an actual role model in history. Romney didn't even win.

[–]youshouldbereading 8 points9 points ago

That Teddy Roosevelt one is pure awesome though.

[–]Ireclaw 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, another role model. :)

[–]spyson 6 points7 points ago

Not as bad as Obama and his story is considered historic.

[–]RedTiger013 0 points1 point ago

He was the first black president. Other than that he's just a president.

[–]joerdie 1 point2 points ago

I think that most people agree that Clinton was the first black president. But Still.

[–]unknownman19 1 point2 points ago

BRAVERY in ink!

[–]do7com -2 points-1 points ago

wat

[–]crankerpants 10 points11 points ago

With a little effort and creativity, he can turn that into a bitching advertisement for Aqua Fresh.

[–]Nickelback_Cage 0 points1 point ago

i remember this comment from the last time a romney tattoo pic was posted!

[–]SpankedZombie 17 points18 points ago

I bet he wishes it says R-Money.

[–]LeoZeppelin 8 points9 points ago

I did it myyyyyyyyy waaaaayyyy

[–]Monsieur_Flotini 10 points11 points ago

I did it Rom-neyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ftfy

[–]Wazowski 3 points4 points ago

Well, I feel better about my Dukakis/Bentsen sleeve now.

[–]Frostbite25 -1 points0 points ago

tattoos started to drift away from idiots like this, but people like this give them less meaning. Plus Romney would've disagreed with the tattoo. Most Americans don't know the facts, idiots.

[–]brussels4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

Oh snap.

[–]samurailawngnome 0 points1 point ago

DoucheBranding!

[–]Fhwqhgads 0 points1 point ago

That might as well say "I'm an idiot".

[–]DaAvalon -1 points0 points ago

This is why the world hates you, America.

[–]pizzlybear 0 points1 point ago

Why should they regret that?

[–]Poobslag 0 points1 point ago

What will that tattoo mean in 20 years? What would a "Michael Dukakis" tattoo mean today? Republicans and Democrats alike would both laugh at you for it. It's not a matter of partisanship or winners/losers, it's just a matter of inevitably having a very insignificant historical figure featured prominently on your body

[–]stubrocks 0 points1 point ago

I wish people like this would have been more visible months ago. The Romney campaign would have lost way sooner.

[–]i_am_shazzb0t -1 points0 points ago

First and foremost, I'd like to mention... You!

[–]SuperProducer 0 points1 point ago

What a fucking moron. All of them.

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[–]novovo[S] 12 points13 points ago

Not me - I was trying to quote Sinatra. Kind of regret it.

[–]110110 1 point2 points ago

Too few to mention?

[–]sippingonalightbeer 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the line from Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk.

[–]table3 0 points1 point ago

It's from the song "My Way," which Frank Sinatra popularized.

[–]sippingonalightbeer 0 points1 point ago

In all fairness, the line, "Regrets, I've had a few..." 'Is in the song 'You're Pretty When I'm Drunk', and as an uncultured, young adult, this is the song I think of first.

[–]TurtlePimping 1 point2 points ago

I like 'last night I came in at two with a ten but at ten I woke up with a two.'

[–]youshouldbereading 0 points1 point ago

I knew.

[–]mehdbc 0 points1 point ago

Nah, it was perfect, man. The lyrics dovetail perfectly with Romney's presidential campaign.

[–]IChangeTenses -2 points-1 points ago

I know a guy who has an Obama tattoo. I think he's starting to regret it after these four years.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti -1 points0 points ago

But then again, too few to mention.

[–]AustraliaTranslate -5 points-4 points ago

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian and Brazilian (?)

[–]hannibl -3 points-2 points ago

The fact that Romney is the least compelling person ever leads me to infer that this guy is a racist. At least its subtler than a swastika.

[–]Clearly_a_fake_name -4 points-3 points ago

I dont understand your point? He supported Romney so he got his name tatooted... just because Obama won, it doesn't mean hes stopped supporting Romney...

[–]sepp_omek 6 points7 points ago

Even Romney has stopped supporting Romney.

[–]TurtlePimping 0 points1 point ago

Chris Christie sure did.

[–]Nrksbullet 3 points4 points ago

I think its a safe assumption that he doesnt really support Romney as a governor, he wanted to support him as the President, but he is not the President.

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