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[–]Chamaeleon 55 points56 points ago

Holy effin' repost, batman.

[–]pinoypridesux 11 points12 points ago

what do you expect from /r/funny?

[–]terrag0110 7 points8 points ago

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 4 points5 points ago

I thought that sub was for stuff like rocks that look like dicks and dogs wearing sunglasses.

[–]4chan- 0 points1 point ago

To the downvote mobile!

-Transition music-

[–]specialservices 1 point2 points ago

Just wait til' "Fill Werrel" says this on twitter and someone screenshots it and puts it right back where it belongs, the front page of /r/funny.

[–]rbsponge1 -5 points-4 points ago

Who really cares? It still made me laugh and I know I have already seen it on here a couple of times.

[–]Bashutz 2 points3 points ago

The reason people hate reposts is because people see it on here, save it, wait anywhere between a day or a few months, then upload it for the sole purpose of receiving meaningless internet points.

[–]rbsponge1 0 points1 point ago

Oh no! That guy just got meaningless internet points! How could I have been so blind?

[–]Bashutz 0 points1 point ago

We don't care that they get points, we hate the motive of it. And really, condescending someone for explaining something? I didn't lash at you, I just gave you perspective.

[–]riggsinator 0 points1 point ago

[–]Spiritjump 10 points11 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Burn. 1com 36pts 17dys funny
Here's an interesting fact! 459coms 1847pts 4mos funny
TIL: This used to be called something else. 31coms 975pts 2mos funny
Trampolines.. 0coms 15pts 10dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]letsgetthis 10 points11 points ago

[–]Walkinix 10 points11 points ago

Incorrect: George Nissen invented the trampoline in 1937, and took the name from the Spanish translation of springboard, or "trampolin," and added an E at the end of the word to make it more English.

[–]HoofaKingFarted 16 points17 points ago

You must be fun at parties.

[–]Euphorium -1 points0 points ago

Buzzkillington strikes again.

[–]jnphoto 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Ted

[–]Oasis69 2 points3 points ago

You could have gone with a yo' mama's so old joke too with something like "with Jesus" or "b.c"

[–]Boekiej 5 points6 points ago

[–]hate_is_beautiful 5 points6 points ago

No one is ever too old for yo mama jokes.

[–]terrag0110 2 points3 points ago

[–]skeetskeetwatergun -1 points0 points ago

my mom wasnt even born yet bitch edit:im 20

[–]_grant_ -1 points0 points ago

Hmmmmmm...

[–]KrazyEyezKilla -1 points0 points ago

This creeps me the fuck out.

[–]motha-fuckin-repost 0 points1 point ago

Grandma just called asking for some material for her new chain email. You should totally hook her up with this.

[–]notonredditatwork 0 points1 point ago

Also, if you don't forward it on to at least 10 people, you will have bad luck with your love live! Trust me! My second cousin's dog's friend's mom's second uncle twice removed didn't do it and he died the next day!

[–]bpsuxballz 0 points1 point ago

and her name was Arlene. (tom cotter joke)

[–]nunnink 0 points1 point ago

now she is a tamp-online. Hey ohhhhhhh.

[–]hillbull 0 points1 point ago

As someone born in 1972, I find this offensive. Step off my mom, Internet!

[–]wutwutgoose 1 point2 points ago

Of all the times I've seen this post, this one is definitely the most recent.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

The fruit we now know as grapes were actually called "squeezy juice orbs" until a day in 1985 when Tony the Tiger forcibly had sex with me while eating a bowl of them and screaming "Grrrrrrrrrrrr-rape."

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

I bet any of you could guess why I knew the punch line before looking at the picture

[–]sailingbanana 0 points1 point ago

In 1972 my mom was 3 years old.

[–]Euphorium 0 points1 point ago

This concerned me for a second, then I remembered my parents are pretty old.

[–]sailingbanana 0 points1 point ago

Lol, I'm 20

[–]BitterVenkata 0 points1 point ago

This joke is from 1972

[–]rekabis 0 points1 point ago

Doubly sucker-punched, since I was born in late 1972. Well played.

[–]killadelphia4 0 points1 point ago

jokes on you my mom is only 20

[–]TrueRange 0 points1 point ago

was born in 72`..hurts man....hurts

but not as much as my old ass knees do right now

[–]ferret_trampoline 0 points1 point ago

Well this is awkward.

[–]chewyflex 0 points1 point ago

I am appalled.

[–]Almighty_Space_Ape 0 points1 point ago

how many times do i have to downvote this dumb post before it goes away?

[–]hornwort 0 points1 point ago

Cannot

Downvote

Enough

[–]anchorchain 0 points1 point ago

Reposts: they've been called reposts for forever.

[–]ioeth 0 points1 point ago

[–]A_Rampaging_Hobo 0 points1 point ago

My mom was 12 then.

[–]PonyParkour[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well to be honest with you all I found this on Facebook (lol) and personally hasn't seen it before so I thought "hey ima steal something from these homo'a for once.

[–]PapaGator 1 point2 points ago

Blah blah punchline in the title blah blah blah

[–]Miarendon76 -3 points-2 points ago

False my mother is 36

[–]c0okieninja 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was "trample-ine" because she was so fat the jumpoline got trampled.

[–]aaronschool2 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, this post is semi-funny. But it was funnier last week. And if was probably a bit funnier the week before that. Etc.