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[–]that_other_guy_ 30 points31 points ago

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY WEARING SHOES IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.

[–]N69sZelda 7 points8 points ago

forget about the whole hands on the floor thing.

[–]Siekus 2 points3 points ago

Forever unclean!

[–]Lampjaw 0 points1 point ago

Could always be in a house. I know someone who has urinals in their own home...

[–]motodeluxe 60 points61 points ago

So someone actually took a picture of a little boy peeing. Anyone see what's wrong here?

[–]smartbomb314 8 points9 points ago

This is a repost, and I remember the first time this was posted. I believe it was the (real) OP's nephews or cousins or something similar. He also got chastised for letting them go barefoot in a public restroom.

[–]imbapwnn00b 6 points7 points ago

[–]DoItForTheFrauen 3 points4 points ago

The real OP is actually my friend IRL. I introduced him to Reddit after being on for a year, and one of his first posts get to the front page. feelsbadman

[–]Cpt3020 0 points1 point ago

I would complain about hire he let his nephew crawl on the floor instead of putting down the camera and carrying him to toilet level

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

some people just care about way too many things that don't fuckin matter.

[–]Th3pinkrabbit 8 points9 points ago

'Now then, now then'....

[–]yabyum 3 points4 points ago

puffs on cigar...

[–]The_designer_pro -1 points0 points ago

bro...

[–]Vee_Vee -1 points0 points ago

Anyone see what's wrong here?

No, you're the only one here with a giant boner right now.

[–]motodeluxe 0 points1 point ago

clever...

[–]Nyarlathotep124 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, I'm sure it was a woman that took it.

[–]meme_devourer 2 points3 points ago

If it was a mom, I would think she'd take them into the ladies room.

[–]mooncity16 -2 points-1 points ago

Forget friend level, what's the paedophile level ? (over 9000, yeah yeah we all saw it coming)

[–]MrGoodbytes 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Don't know if this is a repost, but this kind of friendship always hits me right in the feels. 1com 3pts 3dys funny
Teamwork 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
Teamwork. 2coms 14pts 5dys funny
Walked in on my little cousins... 827coms 2473pts 2mos funny
Walk into the bathroom at Chili's and I see this 11coms -9pts 1mo funny
Why we had more than 1 son... 1com 5pts 29dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]homer344 33 points34 points ago

shitty title

[–]luthiz 23 points24 points ago

Shitty title level 99*

[–]Hubes 0 points1 point ago

Heh. I read it as "Friend level 69" and had no idea where I was

[–]Udderbruddur 11 points12 points ago

I have to hold up my 2 year old son at the urinal... it's weird but at least he is learning how to aim sooner rather than later. Women around the world will be thanking him later..

E: I don't help him aim, I simply move him in the right direction if he veers off course...

[–]UnholyDemigod 6 points7 points ago

I can picture you holding a small child and just swaying him around aiming for the sweet spot

[–]bernando2 4 points5 points ago

that'd be great with one of those soccer goal urinal cakes, where you're coaching your son and yelling furiously

[–]gp417 4 points5 points ago

Creepy photographer level 99

[–]NDFan807 9 points10 points ago

Repost level: 99

[–]roygbiv47 5 points6 points ago

that's a bro.

[–]upvote_cuz_ninja 6 points7 points ago

GEM LEVEL: CIRCLEJERK

[–]Pintsucker 3 points4 points ago

Nothing says friendship like taking piss dribblets on your right shoulder.

[–]HoneyBucket- 1 point2 points ago

This is actually the first thing I thought about, right before I realized how creepy this is.

[–]Kordesii 3 points4 points ago

My germophobic self cringes at the thought of placing my hands right under a urinal at a public bathroom...

[–]thisguyhatesyourshit 2 points3 points ago

BOTTOM BUDDY FOREVOR UNCLEEEEAN

[–]aaronschool2 0 points1 point ago

Level Level:Level

[–]k3ithk[!] 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

[–]underground4550 0 points1 point ago

what if he slipped.

[–]jjnich 0 points1 point ago

Has to be brothers . . . I have a brother that's 13 months older than me and I'm sure we've done some stupid stuff like this.

[–]OPDidntDeliver -1 points0 points ago

How did you get this picture...Usually, people don't get pictures of little kids in public restrooms.

Also, why is there no divider between the urinals?

[–]peoriabigred -1 points0 points ago

As a female I've only walked into the men's room a hand full of times.. I never realized there were dividers between them.... I didn't stare long enough!

[–]barcelonatimes 0 points1 point ago

...usually isn't? This sum bitch up top must be in a higher caste than we are.

[–]bongo1138 -1 points0 points ago

So... is this cute?

[–]Wingly 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the bottom...does he realize that is a piss splash zone?

[–]barcelonatimes 0 points1 point ago

kid....KID, YOU'RE GOING TO GET PISS ON YOUR FACE!

[–]gilzar 0 points1 point ago

More like best bro level 99

[–]Metaler 0 points1 point ago

Or it could be "asshole level 99".

[–]Thizzlebot -1 points0 points ago

Shitty title level: FUCK YOU

[–]SenatorBlutarsky 0 points1 point ago

What parent is letting their children use a public restroom barefoot?

[–]iKaka -1 points0 points ago

Repost level: faggot

[–]koth23 0 points1 point ago

I wish kids were that nice when I was young, my age group were dicks.

[–]gotnext -1 points0 points ago

I think its more than 99...

[–]uloang -1 points0 points ago

Bitch level: 5000!

[–]QuasarsRcool -1 points0 points ago

Level level: level

fuck you

[–]theamplifiedorganic 0 points1 point ago

Splash Level: 78.2%

[–]Managua_Green 0 points1 point ago

They're just bro's looking out for each other.

[–]Kasper4300 -1 points0 points ago

Repost level -9000

[–]bliu007 -1 points0 points ago

New runescape skill?

[–]PunkyBruiser 0 points1 point ago

Friends until this happens!

[–]Zaulk -1 points0 points ago

Why must your repost karmawhore? WHY??? I blame society for encouraging reposts.

[–]eliasrichter 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks its weird that someone took a picture of two little boys in a public restroom.

[–]ttimebomb 0 points1 point ago

REPOST NOT CUTE THE SECOND TIME

[–]ustael 0 points1 point ago

Bro level > 9000

[–]theUnicornwhisperer 0 points1 point ago

REPOST! This was originally of a guy who walke in on his little cousins!

[–]MikeKM 0 points1 point ago

I hope the kid on the bottom washes his right hand...nothing worse than stepping or putting your hand in dribble on the floor.

[–]chitlinz 1 point2 points ago

if my midget friend ever asked me to do that for him, i'd just get him an empty drink bottle.

[–]Ubervater 3 points4 points ago

Thats so cold man. Don't you want to have friendship level 99 with your midget friend?

[–]andeman 1 point2 points ago

Show cape of accomplishment or no proof!

[–]HerrKrinkle 0 points1 point ago

more like level 1,276,536

[–]Oasis69 1 point2 points ago

The kid on bottom is totally getting some splash-back

[–]RzK 2 points3 points ago

OP is a faggot level 2000

[–]JackNightmare -2 points-1 points ago

DAE gem [le]vel?