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[–]OtterJay 10 points11 points ago

Posted this to a different subreddit a while back and a friend of mine fixed it.

[–]T3CAT3 1 point2 points ago

2) Put your junk in that box

[–]zapr545[S] 3 points4 points ago

3) make her open the box

[–]T3CAT3 0 points1 point ago

And that's the way you do it

[–]mooncity16 -1 points0 points ago

Happy Kwanzaa !!!

[–]8opus 1 point2 points ago

2). Cut your dick off in the box

[–]Death_by_carfire 0 points1 point ago

Whewww! Thought for sure someone would have mentioned the box by now.

[–]spunkymarimba 0 points1 point ago

Nice fingerbox.

[–]MinMEN2008 -1 points0 points ago

repost from a while ago...

[–]Droophoria 1 point2 points ago

I gave that bitch a dick.

Bitches love dicks.

sorry couldn't resist ツ

[–]invaderkristin 1 point2 points ago

"Instructions not clear enough, dick accidentally cut off by huntsman."

[–]lenswipe 1 point2 points ago

She doesn't look very happy about the dick in the box...

[–]grambo87 -1 points0 points ago

Don't get the joke. Don't see why it got upvoted so much.

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

She could use a good dick.

[–]snokyguy 1 point2 points ago

this made me laugh way too much.

[–]johnyg -1 points0 points ago

step 1. copy step 2. repost

[–]jalisama -1 points0 points ago

I thought this was going to be a cat joke, honestly. But Maleficent's face was good enough.

...who names their kid Maleficent anyway? Poor gal prolly got teased like hell at school.

Edit: "Evil Queen", not Maleficent. Pardon that. Oh for shame...

[–]admo_homo 2 points3 points ago

Though generally referred to only as the "Evil Queen," Disney originally named her "Grimhilde" in its promotional materials for the film.

I don't know why I thought any of you might care, but there you have it.

[–]garands 1 point2 points ago

That's not Maleficent. That's the Evil Queen from Snow White. Maleficent is from Sleeping Beauty.

[–]jalisama 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected.

[–]fragygeek -1 points0 points ago

[–]sharkuppercut 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, my dick got caught in a fan and well, the box was right there so...

[–]tyceratops -2 points-1 points ago

I think it might be hers?

[–]boosh_fox -3 points-2 points ago

It was Dopey.

[–]grandmasterwong -1 points0 points ago

i honestly lol'd so hard. thank you man. thank you.