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[–]shinthemighty 37 points38 points ago

Usually I downvote FB posts, but '2 gay men knocking on my door asking me if I need any abortions or marijuana' gets an upvote, even if it is part of a stolen wall of text.

[–]Griffter4 -3 points-2 points ago

That's very well written for a redneck.

[–]VulcanJoo 11 points12 points ago

Good thing I am safe in my Bunker. Fully stocked with Mountain Dew, Doritos, and WWE DVD's.

[–]lurch1963 5 points6 points ago

Tables, ladders, and chairs, oh my!

[–]righteous4131 5 points6 points ago

DEBAUCHERY.

[–]Whipfather 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Gonzok 6 points7 points ago

I'm gonna upvote this because I think it's cute.

[–]LukeDude759 2 points3 points ago

"Yesterday?" That means this is day 2! How didn't I find out about this? Oh, right... I'm in my basement all day on my computer.

[–]Luckyone1 1 point2 points ago

I am excited for the day 2 follow up about how the couple ruined his marriage and raped him.

[–]poopydicknick -1 points0 points ago

up votes for days.

[–]Not_A_Black_Person 0 points1 point ago

[–]Catherik -3 points-2 points ago

Sweet. More marijuana for me. Stay in doors, that's a good idea.

[–]00000000011 0 points1 point ago

Listen everyone, to the death throes of the neo-neanderthall.

[–]RedrumTheDullBear -4 points-3 points ago

Same shit happens to me everyday, I thought it was just cause I live in New Jersey.