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[–]mrwhoohoohoo 6 points7 points ago

Awesome. Truly awesome. The recipient must be a god.

[–]SoDutch 2 points3 points ago

I hope Simon did something to deserve the constant irritation. I'm imagining him like Dwight, in which case, totally warranted.

[–]funkydo 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking Jim, too. But more with the other branch.

[–]mycleverusername 2 points3 points ago

Someone needs to learn how to properly use a numbered list. A few of those numbers have like 3-4 separate items that deserve their own paragraphs.

[–]veggie102 2 points3 points ago

www.27bslash6.com He has so much wiked stuff ! He emails so many people and there is actually ten formal complaints by Simon.

[–]Ergtoyn 0 points1 point ago

This post is the whole reason I browse the internet.

Whenever I am pissed off from now on, I shall think of Simons eternal torment and smile.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I hope Mr. Thorne beats Simon to death with his own cricket bat.

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

I bet Jennifer wants David after writing this. What a fun loving guy! Who wouldn't want to bang him, amIright?

[–]swansonian 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like Jim and Dwight

[–]heywood 0 points1 point ago

I see David Thorne is still pounding this fossil of a dead horse

[–]firststreetboy 0 points1 point ago

She must've been laughing so hard writing this!

[–]sofieca2tx 1 point2 points ago

Laughed so hard that I cried. Thanks for that.

[–]spaceodditydb 0 points1 point ago

Day: made.

[–]Delkomatic 0 points1 point ago

I love the part where it refers to the stuff being permanently glued yet they want him to remove it.

[–]Drunken_Economist 0 points1 point ago

It's David Thorne, so it's fake.

[–]LetMeGetThisStr8 0 points1 point ago

It is comical.

But alas it is fake. There are so many grounds for termination here that some are even criminal.

[–]string97bean -1 points0 points ago

That was really meow interesting. I thought the part about meow cat noises was the meow best part.