New phobia.

LouieMCB · 2012-11-08T22:04:00+00:00

10x worse if it can shoot webs

RequiemStorm · 2012-11-09T00:28:01+00:00

Ursarachniphobia? sounds legit. Though I wouldn't say it's that scary, but that's just me. I'd wanna ride it. Whether i meant that sexually or not is up to you.

Sgtbird08 · 2012-11-08T23:05:28+00:00

Spider-bear, Spider-bear, does whatever a Spider-bear dares. Spins a web, huge in size, catches Salmon, just like flies....

~LOOK OUT~

Here come Spider-bear!

SomeoneBetter · 2012-11-09T00:40:08+00:00

The fabled Bearantula.

tempus_dominus · 2012-11-09T02:19:30+00:00

Any Skyrim modders out there who can make this a reality?

Dseraphino · 2012-11-08T21:47:48+00:00

why hello nightmares.

ratopia · 2012-11-09T01:40:05+00:00

I want one! It is fucking adorable.

jessicamooney · 2012-11-08T22:41:11+00:00

He's cute!

sotonohito · 2012-11-09T01:48:26+00:00

Yup, those are going into the RPG I run.

Between the dwinitars (dwarf/centaur crossbreeds), the deadly badger turtles (swim through the ground, erupt out and bite, inspired by a truly awful "adventure" book cover from the 1950's featuring two guys attacked by turtles), and now the spider bears my game universe is getting a little weird.

But it started weird, so this isn't really all that out of character. The setting also includes the Noble Arboreal Squid, and it's cousin the Lesser Arboreal Squid.

Hmm.

Here's my off the cuff GURPS stat block for spider bears:

ST: 20, DX: 14, IQ: 6, HT: 20

Skills: Brawling 15, Innate Attack 15

Advantages: Peripheral Vision, Binding, Venom of some sort haven't decided what kind yet

They hunt in pairs, one herding prey to a web by roaring and threat displays and the other waiting to one shooting webs at any prey who evade the web or fail to panic and run to it.

Sykotik · 2012-11-08T22:36:25+00:00

Spiderbear, Spiderbear. Really big spider all covered in hair. Spiderbear, Spiderbear. Don't climb a tree, he'll still get you up there. Spiderbear, Spiderbear...

Nutdip · 2012-11-09T00:41:38+00:00

Ermahgerd! Sbearder!

beefybear · 2012-11-09T01:22:09+00:00

/r/BearsWithBeaks

FancyMFMoses · 2012-11-08T22:10:44+00:00

Nononononononononononononononononononono! I can never sleep now.

jjbowman12 · 2012-11-09T00:20:16+00:00

Spidear.

StopIMAHipster · 2012-11-09T01:26:27+00:00

pretty irrational fear..

bassplaya13 · 2012-11-09T01:26:47+00:00

can someone do the same thing but a spider with a bear face?

DrRetrobeef · 2012-11-09T01:34:49+00:00

bear-rantula... looks like a bad movie... sharktopus....

Cptnwalrus · 2012-11-09T02:19:20+00:00

"Oh shit Mike look out, a spider bear".

Unforgotten Realms..?...anyone..?

^{^anyone..?}

future_dolphin · 2012-11-09T02:30:24+00:00

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/4904f814c84f4bebc298e37bfc26e50b/l.jpg

Reminds me of this guy.

A_Noni_Moose · 2012-11-09T02:07:03+00:00

Bearachnid. Looks pretty cute, until its other four legs show up for the party.

_Spider-man_ · 2012-11-09T02:53:40+00:00

Why does everyone hate spiders?

cattimiptwax · 2012-11-09T00:31:50+00:00

This is known as the "bearantula".

Occamsrazor1 · 2012-11-09T02:03:36+00:00

Spear?

Superfool · 2012-11-09T02:11:51+00:00

No one fucks with spider-bear

BigBoss7316 · 2012-11-09T02:32:27+00:00

Barack-naphobia haha... Get it? Because of the electi-nevermind.

joot78 · 2012-11-09T03:48:22+00:00

The eye arrangement indicates family Lycosidae (wolf spider). They are harmless.

-/r/spiders for all your spider identification needs.

ima_pedantic_asshole · 2012-11-08T22:20:00+00:00

Spider bear, spider bear, does whatever a spider bear does.

Evannhamz · 2012-11-09T00:27:00+00:00

Welp. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

raysmale · 2012-11-09T00:48:11+00:00

Arachnibear!!! AWESOME

Wildebeast1 · 2012-11-09T00:54:26+00:00

Do you get these in Scotland?

torgospizzadelivery · 2012-11-09T01:02:07+00:00

Dem eyes... 8(

ArbitraryIndigo · 2012-11-09T01:29:23+00:00

If you encountered an ursospider (arachnobear?) and weren't afraid, either you're a crazy genetic engineer who others should fear or you have some mental disorder where you don't have the right reaction to things.

TharsisRise · 2012-11-09T01:38:51+00:00

(Spiderbear makes a series of snorting and guttural clicking sounds as you shit your pants.)

Cigele · 2012-11-09T01:41:51+00:00

I know it's creepy and shit but every single one of you know that watching a documentary on the spider-bear would kick ass. I would love to see this thing get a kill.

CrossP · 2012-11-09T02:04:38+00:00

Needs more legs

Das_Badlands · 2012-11-09T02:07:47+00:00

I couldn't bring myself to close the page, because i'd have to look at the screen again.

aztech101 · 2012-11-09T02:11:13+00:00

Reminds me of the Skyrim mod that replaced all spider models with bears.

Good_Guy_Graig · 2012-11-09T02:31:24+00:00

Oh cool you found a grizzly tarantubear.

kingcrabula · 2012-11-09T02:44:25+00:00

Bearachnophobia. Starring Jeff Daniels

mdota1 · 2012-11-09T02:56:57+00:00

it's kinda cute...

Logic_Sheep · 2012-11-09T03:16:01+00:00

I feel the urge to make him quiche.

manshowerdan · 2012-11-09T03:22:56+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Gw6zf.gif

SaltSnorter · 2012-11-09T03:23:24+00:00

Ursarachnaphobia

throwawaycabbages · 2012-11-09T03:28:44+00:00

Here's my issue - I don't see how it's any scarier than a bear. Any fear I have of spiders stems from the idea that it will touch me, and then inject me with poison. If that thing is in position to poison me, an actual bear would be in position to eat me.

RafteI · 2012-11-09T03:46:04+00:00

Bearachnids!

jshhffrd · 2012-11-09T03:53:27+00:00

That would be so much scarier if it was moving... shudders

GiantMTMilo · 2012-11-09T04:01:40+00:00

Aww it cute

Slick_drip99 · 2012-11-09T04:17:16+00:00

I LOVE THIS. Came to the comments hoping to find a subreddit for these bear-spiders like r/bearswithbeaks. Please someone make my wish come true!

kodiakrampage · 2012-11-09T04:33:36+00:00

Bearantulas are now my biggest fear.

the_sun_crow · 2012-11-09T04:38:12+00:00

Clearly, this is one of those infamous bugbears. You can usually defeat one with either a Gary Gygax, or a +1 mace of some kind, as long as you roll for initiative first.

maap99 · 2012-11-09T04:43:55+00:00

Give it eight legs and get back to me.

Blondie01 · 2012-11-09T04:45:32+00:00

I want one!! It's cute in a freaky way. :)

Namaztak · 2012-11-09T04:51:31+00:00

Unforgotten Realms.

Beast_and_the_harlot · 2012-11-09T05:00:45+00:00

Spider bear, spider bear, does whatever a spider bear does. Can he swing from a web? No he cat, he's a bear. Look ooooooouuuut he is the spider bear.

BiGSiS64 · 2012-11-09T05:00:51+00:00

I just SCREAMED "No"

SimilarImage · 2012-11-09T05:01:02+00:00

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chupom · 2012-11-09T05:11:01+00:00

can't unsee this T.T

cosmicButterfly · 2012-11-09T05:11:47+00:00

Idkkkkkkkkkk would probs still cuddle

Quakcow · 2012-11-09T05:19:43+00:00

My main problem with arthropods is their legs so...mammalian legs and spider face isn't nearly as irksome.

warpinthewest · 2012-11-09T05:39:10+00:00

Bugbear

BellaDonna38 · 2012-11-09T05:43:51+00:00

All I can say is :OH DEAR GOD, WHY!!!!!

notyourfather · 2012-11-09T06:02:31+00:00

welp, if you would politely go fuck yourself for introducing that into my psyche that would be greeeeeat

poodymanny · 2012-11-09T06:03:04+00:00

I was simply not prepared.

Nathineil · 2012-11-09T06:03:45+00:00

They can smell the menstruation!

blueeyedconcrete · 2012-11-09T06:05:36+00:00

bear-achnophobia? barracknophobia?

iwantaWAHFUL · 2012-11-09T06:13:59+00:00

You fear mice and spiders. But your biggest fear is that the two species will cross breed to form a more powerful race of mice-spiders that will immobilize people with huge webs, in order to steal cheese.

DHealy90 · 2012-11-09T06:15:24+00:00

Thats just fucked up

FlamingoAsparagus · 2012-11-09T06:20:20+00:00

That's just wrong.

krogers1337 · 2012-11-09T06:28:11+00:00

Bearder?

Scronkr19 · 2012-11-09T06:45:23+00:00

Aww I hate you! I was just falling asleep.

aengelpxl · 2012-11-09T07:10:46+00:00

Imagine walking around in the forest and then BAM!

Spibear.

Brambo94 · 2012-11-09T07:15:05+00:00

I am super cereal guys. Man-Bear-Spider is real!

SENSITIVEFUCK · 2012-11-09T07:24:22+00:00

Nope Nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

CorneliusEvo · 2012-11-09T07:28:19+00:00

Spider bear spider bear does whatever a spider bear does...which is most likely to wait in the corner of your house than maul you

epsiblivion · 2012-11-09T07:30:27+00:00

/r/TheLastAirbender wants its bear-spider back.

iylara · 2012-11-09T07:33:50+00:00

KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

HaydenB · 2012-11-09T07:51:12+00:00

I imaging it would hiss like a mother fucker...

RichardBelding · 2012-11-09T07:55:17+00:00

Is your phobia re-posts or posts in WTF that don't belong there?

shoebado · 2012-11-09T07:55:31+00:00

Aww I think it's kind of cute

mknyan · 2012-11-09T08:06:24+00:00

Game over man, game over!

JukkaZ31 · 2012-11-09T08:09:29+00:00

Frostbite bear?

Brisn · 2012-11-09T08:15:16+00:00

Looks like the kind of thing you would see on the last air bender.

demon_ix · 2012-11-09T08:24:29+00:00

Ursarachnids are actually nice and fluffy.

Dino_PunK · 2012-11-09T00:28:20+00:00

That's a big steaming pile of WTF...Nope

thecreator666 · 2012-11-09T00:58:56+00:00

you just took the small amount of sleep i get every night... why? what did i do to deserve this?

helloWorldguy · 2012-11-09T01:57:26+00:00

Well, no sleep tonight

WTF

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