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[–]thebbman 52 points53 points ago

Not if Spider-man was there. That ain't snow.

[–]theworstisover11 12 points13 points ago

I'm surprised he got out from behind the desk to see the mess he's made.

[–]Gurunexx 3 points4 points ago

The other guy is Ron Paul.

[–]BD2600 22 points23 points ago

the *north east coast.. Cause it's still in the 50-60's here in the south..

[–]hypnagogi 10 points11 points ago

no.

[–]neon_toilet 9 points10 points ago

[–]caferr14 1 point2 points ago

Am I too late for the Spiderman thread?!

[–]librarianzrock 1 point2 points ago

Northern Mid East coast - VT, NH, and ME are experiencing normal weather for Nov. (Vermonter here)

[–]theone181 1 point2 points ago

fuck it, just say Massachusetts, Connecticut, and rhode island!

[–]CrackerJack23 1 point2 points ago

Nope currently 40. That's why I'm awake, watering fern.

[–]OVillanueva 22 points23 points ago

[–]ogudaktig 9 points10 points ago

[–]OVillanueva 11 points12 points ago

[–]caferr14 0 points1 point ago

someone say... spiderman thread!?

[–]Beakerbite 0 points1 point ago

I had to sing the ABCs to understand that.

[–]Carrotsandstuff 13 points14 points ago

My nipples have been rock hard for 3 straight days. Send help.

[–]caferr14 3 points4 points ago

Mine have been able to cut glass since tuesday!

[–]TACMON 0 points1 point ago

I am okay with this.

Plus, hey, it's handy in case you need to cut glass in a moment's notice.

[–]SabreEye 11 points12 points ago

New Yorker here. This is a lie.

[–]TacticalStache 2 points3 points ago

No, it's pretty fuckin' co--

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

[–]caferr14 1 point2 points ago

Connecticut...er here. This is the truth. My backyard looks like fucking Narnia

[–]Drawtaru 3 points4 points ago

I had to scrape ice off my car this morning like some kind of caveman.

[–]juhneeners 2 points3 points ago

Actually, the snow's all gone now.

[–]camalittle 2 points3 points ago

And it's going to be in the mid 60's for the near term.

[–]caferr14 0 points1 point ago

And rain ponies and unicorns and my parents will love me??!

[–]MeLlawl 0 points1 point ago

Gee thanks.

[–]nottodayfolks 1 point2 points ago

All that water is now freezing and expanding. Mother of God.

[–]rockincooldude 0 points1 point ago

Not Sure what all the fuss is about bub -Maine-

[–]caferr14 2 points3 points ago

This is a direct quote from the state of Maine.

[–]Burt_Wankfaster 0 points1 point ago

When the shit is someone going to make an Abridged Series based on this Spiderman?

[–]bstampl1 1 point2 points ago

....but at least our guy's in the White House

[–]Cognus911 0 points1 point ago

Should never be 40's in florida man....

[–]ssdestroyer 0 points1 point ago

So simple. So brilliant.

[–]gorilla_boardwalk 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else feelin' my northern alberta feels? Guess it's what I signed up for.

[–]bangbngbg -1 points0 points ago

He's pointing to the west.

[–]Epix115 0 points1 point ago

Edmonton city right now....

[–]Fuckyou87 0 points1 point ago

Terrible. Worth no ones time

[–]jfentonnn -1 points0 points ago

I think I'm asking for a lot of us information-esque people... what is the wikipedia page for this offenly-used-for-memes Spider-Man comic?