Shoebill Storks Look Evil as Fuck

srikamaraja · 2012-11-08T20:16:11+00:00

If the Internet has taught me anything about these, they spend their days picking up ducks and putting them back down where they belong.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Swamp Bouncer.

HuggableBear · 2012-11-08T23:25:49+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/pip9R.jpg

possiblyrude · 2012-11-08T19:39:16+00:00

This is what brings badass babies to expecting families. Here's your baby, motherfucker.

kabukistar · 2012-11-08T22:31:00+00:00

I'm going to deliver your baby
To the gates of Hell

jackedbeats · 2012-11-08T23:49:47+00:00

first thought

gahvandure · 2012-11-08T22:40:29+00:00

Skeksis.

hosj321 · 2012-11-08T23:50:47+00:00

Not always - Haaaay Guyyysss

piezo32 · 2012-11-08T23:30:50+00:00

Or as happy as shit ^ _ ^

freddled_gruntbuggly · 2012-11-08T23:44:40+00:00

Let the stare-down begin!

Tetimi · 2012-11-08T23:30:31+00:00

There's a Shoebill character in the anime "Polar Bear Cafe" that's just as creepy as the real thing.

TheScarfBastard · 2012-11-08T21:01:10+00:00

Relevant

digger_ex_pat · 2012-11-08T22:24:13+00:00

What I thought of

thelightforest · 2012-11-08T23:52:28+00:00

Hey, it's a Loftwing!

eatababy · 2012-11-09T02:08:43+00:00

GELLLLFLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG??? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??

APJansekok · 2012-11-08T23:56:40+00:00

Hehe. Loftwings from Skyward Sword

M4ver1k · 2012-11-08T19:04:22+00:00

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"

darkestsoul · 2012-11-08T22:08:19+00:00

And this is getting filed away for a future "The avian community frowns upon you shenanigans" use. I don't know when that day will come, but I'm prepared.

sarevok89 · 2012-11-08T20:23:30+00:00

I feel like I've seen this bird in a movie before...

portablebiscuit · 2012-11-08T23:36:58+00:00

It's the Condoleeza Rice of the bird world.

Stouts · 2012-11-08T21:04:19+00:00

They only look evil because they want to eat your soul. So, really, they're not so bad.

docious · 2012-11-08T21:58:38+00:00

He's a raptor.

TheHoontingHoonta · 2012-11-08T23:34:12+00:00

The Swiss even honor this bird enough to put it on their money

Th3pinkrabbit · 2012-11-09T00:24:42+00:00

http://imgur.com/O8Z5w - Took this photo at a zoo in Tokyo a few years ago..

superawesomecookies · 2012-11-09T00:06:19+00:00

Brace Yourselves.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-11-08T19:24:37+00:00

They hunt by leaning forward until they can no longer keep the weight of their head up and then they strike.

pablothe · 2012-11-08T22:42:02+00:00

They look so surreal.

HoratioM · 2012-11-09T00:11:23+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/TuUGM.jpg

khdutton · 2012-11-08T20:14:12+00:00

In action

makeyouholey · 2012-11-08T19:05:27+00:00

Looks like vultureman from the thundercats.

L0M3N · 2012-11-08T21:17:51+00:00

Reminds me of Jurassic Park 3.

scybes · 2012-11-08T23:52:12+00:00

Looks like a dinosaur

Uniplanker · 2012-11-09T00:03:21+00:00

Toucan Sam: The later years.
Meth. Not even once.

MBreezy1983 · 2012-11-09T00:07:37+00:00

So a while back there was this hoax about Bill Nye and the rape stork

floppyfloopy · 2012-11-09T01:09:35+00:00

Shoebill Storks Look Ganondorf as Fuck

LooseSealTwo · 2012-11-08T21:44:05+00:00

Prepare your seed-hole.

gin_and_catatonic · 2012-11-08T23:18:13+00:00

If you want to really harvest the cakeday karma, you should cross post this to /r/zelda, since the Shoebill Stork is what Link rides in Skyward Sword

djacobson86 · 2012-11-08T22:58:55+00:00

Even more evil and badass with some Zeppelin.........and a cockney accent...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd8ThedJ_5w&t=13m39s

llII · 2012-11-09T00:39:42+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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Da fuck you lookin' at?	2^coms	17^pts	8^mos	funny
What? never seen a bird?	1^com	3^pts	2^mos	pics
Angry Birds has nothing on this guy.	61^coms	927^pts	3^mos	WTF
I will kill you in your sleep...	9^coms	35^pts	1^yr	pics

source: karmadecay

ghostbutlers · 2012-11-08T22:07:11+00:00

I drink your milkshake.

QWOP_Sparkle · 2012-11-08T22:15:10+00:00

he's like Squidward. So Storkward, the anti-social babymaker.

YAOXIMVS · 2012-11-08T22:16:19+00:00

In this moment of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask why?

YAOXIMVS · 2012-11-08T22:27:05+00:00

I stand before you. Accused of the sin of ensuring Stork ascendancy, of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to… recede…

mequals1m1w · 2012-11-08T22:37:44+00:00

TRY ME

MUSEical · 2012-11-08T23:13:25+00:00

We have one of these mean looking motherfuckers in our collection at my university, mounted basically with this look on it's face. It stares through your soul.

bilouac · 2012-11-08T23:15:37+00:00

Definately a skeksi

Izawwlgood · 2012-11-08T23:34:59+00:00

I see Todd Akin's power animal.

twinsmoke · 2012-11-08T23:35:22+00:00

SOON

AlecTheGreat94 · 2012-11-08T23:42:52+00:00

I am the one who squawks!

Shnazzyone · 2012-11-08T23:48:26+00:00

Tell me what you're planning Shoebill stork!!

m_e_andrews · 2012-11-08T23:53:11+00:00

I'm pretty sure he's up to some sort of fowl plot

Baryn · 2012-11-08T23:54:13+00:00

It looks like an enemy from Zelda. I instinctively want to hit it with a sword.

lmBatman · 2012-11-08T23:55:05+00:00

I took almost an identical photo 4 or 5 years ago!!! I didn't know they had a mass conspiracy!

GrooveCombo · 2012-11-08T23:58:07+00:00

A Shoebill Orange.

not_deleted_yet · 2012-11-09T00:00:18+00:00

Perfect for an animated villain.

Scroachity · 2012-11-09T00:00:53+00:00

Angry bird is angry

lyyphe23 · 2012-11-09T00:02:56+00:00

Looks like it would be a very intelligent yet ornery character in a Disney movie.

N8iveButcher · 2012-11-09T00:04:17+00:00

Not evil, just misunderstood.

Ebby86 · 2012-11-09T00:04:24+00:00

I want my babies from this guy. No snot nosed whiners from this tough nut

mightystork · 2012-11-09T00:04:43+00:00

i like storks

whopayinyou · 2012-11-09T00:04:51+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-BjDE5yJi4 These are the birds you should be scared of

brownbat · 2012-11-09T00:08:27+00:00

On the other end of the spectrum, hooded crows look like little butlers in vests.

http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/cat/5919/display/23564993

kobaland · 2012-11-09T00:09:03+00:00

I did not know Fuck was evil

anderk8 · 2012-11-09T00:10:12+00:00

What if one day we learned there was an alien race that came to Earth and threatened humanity only to be outdone by a smarter stronger alien race that wanted to save humanity and as a result turn the evil aliens into these crazy storks. This is what I'd imagine them looking as and thats prolly why hes so pissed off. No wonder birds like shitting on people.

Macbook_Lover69 · 2012-11-09T00:15:41+00:00

Not Anymore.

JBoOz · 2012-11-09T00:16:48+00:00

Those things are evil one of those fuckers tried to bite my nose off at the Cincinnati zoo when I was 8.. Crazy

Scotty_McPeePants · 2012-11-09T00:20:07+00:00

DEXTERBIRD

Roro_Zoro · 2012-11-09T00:24:19+00:00

If I saw guy this down a dark alley way... I would be getting the fuck out of there!

daklassy1 · 2012-11-09T00:26:41+00:00

Yaaaaay!! A new advice animal.

emolga587 · 2012-11-09T00:29:48+00:00

Marabou Stork doesn't think you look so tough.

don_omar · 2012-11-09T00:30:40+00:00

The stork stared into my soul..

stabsthedrama · 2012-11-09T00:32:27+00:00

Lmao...ok...so I was at the Berlin Zoo with my wife a year ago on Reunification Day when I was stationed over there. There was a bird like this, I don't even know what it was called, maybe an albatross? But we had a real life socially awkward-penguin moment with this thing. All the other ones started getting food thrown to them by the dude that worked there, so they were flocking him. But not this one, he was just like standing RIGHT in front of us, like maybe a foot away for like a half an hour. It was histerical.

Unfortunately, I left my digital camera at the house...which I realized 2 hours in on a 7 hour drive down the autobahn. It was a really crazy fuckin weekend though, with a lot of partying, so the fact that we bought a shitty disposable camera there was actually pretty cool. Gave the pictures a weird vibe. I scanned them in.

Awkward Albatross

The Berlin Album

Drawtaru · 2012-11-09T00:33:48+00:00

You would look like that if you had a shoe stuck to your face, too.

daniellemx · 2012-11-09T00:37:34+00:00

Happy cake day!

pedalhead666 · 2012-11-09T00:41:27+00:00

fucking epic

jaxter19 · 2012-11-09T00:44:33+00:00

"Grumpy Cat? Cute."

uncleless · 2012-11-09T00:44:37+00:00

love them

paperbackfilm · 2012-11-09T00:47:08+00:00

Pixar's next evil guy??

brownsfan760 · 2012-11-09T00:48:39+00:00

This is now my new wallpaper.

2012-11-09T00:48:59+00:00

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PeacekeeperAl · 2012-11-09T00:50:47+00:00

"While you mock me, do not forget as you languish in your own effluence that I am a self-made man, and I could buy you."

lolremy · 2012-11-09T00:58:21+00:00

this guy could take on your shoebill stork

phytzee · 2012-11-09T01:01:12+00:00

the same thing we do every night pinky

pokemonmaniac300 · 2012-11-09T01:01:34+00:00

Golduck?

loveplumber · 2012-11-09T01:01:48+00:00

fucker looks like dane cook

CacophonyForever · 2012-11-09T01:02:03+00:00

THat's one hell of a duck

Crazytown19 · 2012-11-09T01:02:05+00:00

False. They are ridiculous and adorable-looking. http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/28/2875/1YFPD00Z/posters/toft-roy-a-captive-shoebill-stork.jpg

pretzelsalt · 2012-11-09T01:02:36+00:00

the thumbnail confused me because this photo has been my desktop for a good 3 months or so. I expected to click and have some magic take me to my facebook page or some similar brainfuckery.

DrewTheSchu · 2012-11-09T01:03:00+00:00

You might say that bird looks...angry.

theghost828 · 2012-11-09T01:04:04+00:00

Upvoted for use of the term "evil as fuck"

Andosphere · 2012-11-09T01:04:28+00:00

http://imgur.com/Si67A they can be cute too..

19115162093 · 2012-11-09T01:05:40+00:00

Evil as fuck? More like Evil as God.

sirbruce · 2012-11-09T01:06:12+00:00

Sam the Eagle!

Pyerse · 2012-11-09T01:07:38+00:00

Can you imagine him with a blade in his hand? That would be raw.

bonjourdan · 2012-11-09T01:10:05+00:00

I love Shoebill Storks! I wish I had one ;-;

dihedral3 · 2012-11-09T01:11:10+00:00

Sums it up

spatek09 · 2012-11-09T01:11:47+00:00

Looks Badass! Mean as Hell!

keeganadavis · 2012-11-09T01:13:59+00:00

to mock a killingbird.

koves17 · 2012-11-09T01:20:54+00:00

It looks like something that Godzilla would fight

bob_the_croupier · 2012-11-09T01:26:44+00:00

I got some pictures of one eating a mouse.

http://i.imgur.com/CIDYx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/etyXp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/B74M1.jpg

papilio_glaucus · 2012-11-09T01:30:26+00:00

If you fuck with this stork, you will have a bad time.

doublechucklehaha · 2012-11-09T01:34:26+00:00

Yethhhh, I'm here to thteal your thoul...

BananaPeelSlippers · 2012-11-09T01:35:11+00:00

This just became my phones wallpaper; hopefully it isn't the start of a r/nosleep post.

Here4aBit · 2012-11-09T01:35:31+00:00

No, he actually looks like a very serious dude

Juandough · 2012-11-09T01:37:19+00:00

Dexter...

HOTDOGVNDR · 2012-11-09T01:38:15+00:00

Look at that fucking thing and try to believe it didn't use to be a fucking dinosaur!

_Doh_ · 2012-11-09T01:38:38+00:00

My dog gives me the same look…

FA_in_PJ · 2012-11-09T01:38:40+00:00

It's Tag Romney, in bird form!

wimpy_10 · 2012-11-09T01:43:11+00:00

looks like hell boys' eyes

ObiTwatQueerNobi · 2012-11-09T01:44:54+00:00

Looks like the real life darkwing duck o.O

gamefreak76 · 2012-11-09T01:44:55+00:00

Looks like a loftwing that Link would find at the foot of his bed in the middle of the night.

Sieg581 · 2012-11-09T01:46:14+00:00

Shoebill Stork wallpaper

SkyrimFiend99 · 2012-11-09T01:48:16+00:00

Looks like a loftwing

cornstalk · 2012-11-09T01:49:46+00:00

I think it looks cool, but it's mostly lame. I don't like the 'look what I can do' style of art. I guess the idea may be that you don't have to go beyond the pencil to make great art...? Good for flea markets and stuff though. Probably makes a fortune.

FizzCrack · 2012-11-09T01:56:06+00:00

Some one, give this stork a bane mask.

itorres1490 · 2012-11-09T01:56:50+00:00

Jumanji?

theytooktomallen · 2012-11-09T02:02:51+00:00

Yeah....that shoe is going right up your ass.

srikanthb23 · 2012-11-09T02:05:10+00:00

I thought it was this in the thumbnail

Catch22af · 2012-11-09T02:07:51+00:00

Soon? No, right fucking NOW!

obedobedo · 2012-11-09T02:08:10+00:00

Watch from 4 minutes 33 seconds for the shoebill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xVRf76B2y0

p8675309 · 2012-11-09T02:08:12+00:00

Come at me bro.

goodtwitch · 2012-11-09T02:08:43+00:00

Soon...as in now.

tiddertodder · 2012-11-09T02:09:46+00:00

Looks so evil because it used to be a T-Rex and has evolved into a fuckin' shoebill!

LokeyDubs · 2012-11-09T02:11:01+00:00

Shoe-n...........

JabberJauw · 2012-11-09T02:13:59+00:00

This would look great as a /r/birdswitharms or a /r/bearswithbeaks

StinkyTuna26 · 2012-11-09T02:15:02+00:00

What a beautiful picture! I would love that as a tattoo

mahatmapuggy · 2012-11-09T02:15:37+00:00

This looks like a staged portrait. Who in hell takes a staged portrait of a shoebill duck, and gets it to pose?

StopMakingSenseByrne · 2012-11-09T02:15:47+00:00

It has a nice Kubrick Stare thing going on.

shuaiw96 · 2012-11-09T02:18:17+00:00

Some one photoshop a explosion to the back ground

Serranwrap30 · 2012-11-09T02:19:49+00:00

He is like oh your going to buy the pickles bitch...

Merc_Soldier · 2012-11-09T02:26:13+00:00

It's a bird! A stork! Oh! I know that one! A- A - Amenophus!!

WallyTheDogg · 2012-11-09T02:26:10+00:00

This will be a meme within the hour.

oKINGDANo · 2012-11-09T02:27:30+00:00

No, it's just that this particular picture of a shoebill stork looks evil.

PoopIsSmelly · 2012-11-09T02:29:39+00:00

Shoebill... More like Killbill.

paelf8 · 2012-11-09T02:30:47+00:00

That's the stork that brought baby Mitt to Michigan.

grayisthenewgrey · 2012-11-09T02:33:30+00:00

Ever since I found out that birds are closer to dinosaurs than alligators, it's all I can see when I look at them. Feathery, limbic-brained dinosaurs that would peck me to death if they could.

badred16 · 2012-11-09T02:38:20+00:00

I saw that bird at the Houston Zoo yesterday.. I seriously thought it was a statue until it turned and looked at me. It's actually quite a big bird in person. Freaked me out!

1406dude · 2012-11-09T02:38:40+00:00

Killer look indeed [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xcy37.jpg[/IMG]

eats_puppies · 2012-11-09T02:40:16+00:00

how many times has this picture been reposted?

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