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[–]babypinkbutt 28 points29 points ago

Spiderman reading up on a little Ayn Rand there...

[–]godlessatheist 20 points21 points ago

"Maybe I don't need to be responsible for the welfare of others"

[–]homeless_wonders -1 points0 points ago

Ayn Rand promoted Charity, she didn't feel like it was right to force people to do things they didn't want to do.Libertarians aren't these selfish people that everyone seems to make them out to be.

[–]godlessatheist 3 points4 points ago

It was a joke.

Also Ayn Rand wasn't a Libertarian she was an Objectivist. But yes most Libertarians follow basic Objectivist economic beliefs and aren't all selfish pigs.

[–]homeless_wonders 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, I appreciate that, most people here seem to think otherwise so I tend to get on the defensive stance sometimes. My apologies for jumping to conclusions though if you can read the other comments, you'd know why I jumped before asking questions.

Take it easy.

[–]godlessatheist 1 point2 points ago

I understand why you got upset. People are always quick to bash others views and you'll see it a lot when it comes to politics or religion.

[–]homeless_wonders 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it'd be nice if people were as tolerant as they claim to be.

[–]AmBam88 3 points4 points ago

It made him an ass, mission accomplished.

[–]DoctorExu 3 points4 points ago

I think it's a reference to Steve Ditko, co-creator of Spiderman, who wanted Spidey to be an Ayn Rand type, always yelling about "lazy beatniks" etc. Stan Lee changed to dialogue every time, causing Ditko to eventually quit.

[–]lost_in_trepidation 1 point2 points ago

This and the two different versions of batman ruins it.

[–]_venkman -4 points-3 points ago

I noticed that too...

[–]blackkevinDUNK 10 points11 points ago

i also clicked on the link OP posted

[–]thatguysammo 6 points7 points ago

Does it bother anyone else that Batman is from DC Comics and Spiderman is from Marvel?

[–]Buttered_Penis 2 points3 points ago

They mix it up for video games so I don't see why it's so bad to do it in a comic.

[–]RyanOver9000 13 points14 points ago

I don't think baaman and piderman would fight like that. All he wanted was a sandwich.

[–]Adambrady86 10 points11 points ago

I mean, they are best friends.

And if piderman is mad, then who will help baaman with all the cakes?

[–]Shustybang 1 point2 points ago

Uhhhh, Tuba?! Sheesh...

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 32 points33 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Batman got burned 0coms 10pts 1mo funny
Touche 0coms 26pts 1mo funny
Batman's prank call backfires (x-post from r/pics) 17coms 643pts 1mo comicbooks
I Feel Bad for Laughing as Hard as I Did 100coms 1360pts 1mo pics
Sad Batman... 0coms -5pts 1mo funny
Batman gives Spiderman a call. 3coms 3pts 1mo funny
Popped up in my newsfeed 5coms 2pts 1mo funny
Batman isn't the best prankster. 1com -5pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]poleethman 10 points11 points ago

Knights of New, why have you forsaken us?

[–]ShoutsObscenely 7 points8 points ago

We ran out of vodka..

[–]Nurhil 1 point2 points ago

I know it is a repost, but maybe you guys are missing why it is funny. Batman is trying to be a jerk, because Uncle Ben died. But Spider-Man is not falling for it, and he knows that Batman's parents died when taking him to the theatre. So really, Batman's prank on Spider-Man backfired, and now he is sad.

[–]BlakeBallard 6 points7 points ago

I get it now, thanks man

[–]vigilanceD35 0 points1 point ago

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh

[–]Pryach 1 point2 points ago

Is Spiderman reading Atlas Shrugged?

[–]ConstableCockBlock 0 points1 point ago

Now everyone's sad :(

[–]misterbob13 0 points1 point ago

He had it coming

[–]Eblan85 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else thinks these spidey/batman orphan jokes are getting old already?

[–]Naranis 0 points1 point ago

Right in the feels.

[–]tacobelmont 0 points1 point ago

Feels Batman.

[–]so_super_awesome 0 points1 point ago

Repost, blah, blah, blah, still makes me laugh everytime!

[–]thebrachknocker 0 points1 point ago

Batman isnt a superhero

[–]ninjadudenitro 0 points1 point ago

Burn?

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN -1 points0 points ago

Enjoy our downvotes.

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN -1 points0 points ago

Here's what retards do when they repost:

  1. Not funny and unoriginal names for their post.

  2. all lowercase and/or not good speling and gramer.

  3. Find a post that has already been posted over 5 times.

Instant karma 100% of the time! Instant karma 10% of the time!

[–]blackhawk4756 0 points1 point ago

Seen it

[–]NightWolf105 0 points1 point ago

Reposted from GAFComics on Memecenter. If you're going to steal content from someone else, at least cite it!

GAFComic's Memecenter page: http://www.memecenter.com/user/gafcomics/104017

[–]SynysterStorm 0 points1 point ago

They arent even from the same universe... I WANT THEir PHONE SO I CAN CONTACT OTHER UNIVERSES

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys, listen,

guys

let's make a comic

guys?

Let's make a comic with lots of whitespace

and then surround it with blackspace!

[–]nomadengineer 0 points1 point ago

Don't try to talk smack to Spider-man.

[–]aztec_mummy 2 points3 points ago

Downvotes for telling the truth? Spider-man is famous for his witty rejoinders...it's kind of his schtick. Besides the spider stuff.

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[–]SighJayAtWork 1 point2 points ago

wut?

[–]BigD565 -2 points-1 points ago

Im pretty sure this is a repost.

[–]TigerWylde -2 points-1 points ago

it the 5th time i've seen it..

[–]amp3194 -4 points-3 points ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–]the_internet_clown 3 points4 points ago

awww. someones grumpy