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don't slip [NSFW] (imgur.com)

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[–]LittleTillyFooFoo 332 points333 points ago

Are you kidding? I would slip every chance I get.

[–]skyman724 127 points128 points ago

If you're a girl, please film this.

For science, you know.

[–]Iwishthiswasmymain 68 points69 points ago

If you're a guy, please film this.

For comedy, you know.

[–]Sigma34561 12 points13 points ago

Done.

[–]Powderedhulk 64 points65 points ago

I took a gamble, and lost.

[–]rmenian 19 points20 points ago

I learned from your mistakes. Thank you for the sacrifice.

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        [–]The_Magnificent 39 points40 points ago

        Got to test them all.

        [–]hammn 13 points14 points ago

        ... Pokemon...!

        [–]BCP27 37 points38 points ago

        Hijacking this a bit, I've been posting this picture all over 4chan and once on Reddit recently, I hope that is how OP found it, I wanted it to spread like this.

        It is too god damned hilarious not to share with the world.

        Here's a collection of related pictures

        These ones are my personal favorites (in terms of hilarity) from that album.

        1 2 3 4 5

        EDIT: Please disregard image number 5 in that album. Not sure how that got in my folder. There may be a couple of unrelated images that snuck in there.

        EDIT 2: Image 33 in that album is related though, take a good look.

        [–]Howdy_McGee 21 points22 points ago

        lolwut.

        [–]BCP27 51 points52 points ago

        After I discovered dragon dildos, I decided they were the funniest fucking thing on the planet and began collecting images. My quest continues to this day.

        [–]ShabbyRat 24 points25 points ago

        I find this to be a perfectly acceptable answer

        [–]Weakgrip 10 points11 points ago

        The image comparing the Horse one to the 690 GTX had me in stitches.

        Jesus Christ that's fucking funny.

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          [–]LadyDraconian 14 points15 points ago

          http://i48.tinypic.com/2zf8qdg.jpg And here is one of them. I couldn't find the entire thread but I laughed SO HARD.. She did a whole series with hiccup and people did multiple photoshops of it and it was just absolutle hilarity :)

          [–]nikkukun 7 points8 points ago

          What am I missing in the one about the monitor for sale on craigslist?

          [–]BCP27 6 points7 points ago

          Nothing, that one just slipped in there by accident.

          So did the one with the finding nemo pic on a 4chan thread. Sorry about those two.

          [–]nikkukun 6 points7 points ago

          Oh, good. I just spent several minutes looking for something that wasn't supposed to be there, and I just couldn't find it.

          [–]faggotmoose 5 points6 points ago

          that one just slipped in there by accident.

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            [–]ShabbyRat 4 points5 points ago

            Yup. #5. He's a cool dude and a great craftsman. Made that outfit himself right down to the hand-sculpted beak. Also pretty sure he designed one of those dongs. I find all of this very amusing and also a little (well) impressive

            [–]BCP27 3 points4 points ago

            So I finally know the gender of that thing, I've been wondering about that.

            Let him know a fair number of people on 4chan (/g/ to be specific, which stands for technology, not gay) would fuck him regardless of gender.

            [–]ShabbyRat 2 points3 points ago

            Yup, in his words: "Total Girly Platiboi twink" ..more of an alter-ego/character than his genuine self, I think.. and I'm sure he would be flattered, haha. haven't talked to him in months though.

            [–]9600bauds 3 points4 points ago

            I just lost it at the size comparison. The can is censored, but the dildos are not.

            [–]pinkfloyd873 0 points1 point ago

            Great, now my internet history is full of phalluses. Thanks, reddit.

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              [–]FreePatArthur 8 points9 points ago

              YFW

              [–]daddys_lil_soldier 3 points4 points ago

              My only regret is that I only have three openings.

              [–]pantsoff 2 points3 points ago

              "Million to 15 shot, doc".

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                [–]Papadragon89 57 points58 points ago

                I'm not gay nor do I have a girlfriend, BUT IM GETTING ONE OF THOSE TENTACLE DILDOS!

                [–]Bio-ScienceGuy 19 points20 points ago

                That's not a tentacle. That's actually a dolphin penis.

                [–]Menderza 8 points9 points ago

                They sell a tentacle one too.

                [–]SergeantKoopa 6 points7 points ago

                Dolphins have prehensile penises. It's close enough. x_X

                [–]MrJamTrousers 3 points4 points ago

                Entirely worth it just for the intimidation factor and/or potential as a conversation piece.

                [–]Azhtek 3 points4 points ago

                They've got a tongue one, too. Soon you'll be able to assemble your own dragon-beast from the depths, one dildo at a time.

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                  [–]RollAD6 39 points40 points ago

                  That's easily $1000+ in sex toys there. Despite the fact I've seen this a couple times before, it's still impressive.

                  [–]Daftsoul 7 points8 points ago

                  this was my first thought, that is a couple thousand dollars sitting in a shower.

                  [–]FF4221 4 points5 points ago

                  standing in the shower.

                  Fixed it.

                  [–]begentlewithme 3 points4 points ago

                  It is? Wait, are you being serious? Just how expensive is one anyway? Seeing as how they're the type that stick to surfaces, I don't imagine them to be the fancy electronic type, and the material is probably something that's not too expensive either. I am no connoisseur of dildos.

                  [–]Rockran 10 points11 points ago

                  Niche market.

                  Prices range from $60 - $180 depending on size.

                  [–]Internet_Gentleman 14 points15 points ago

                  To the point, they might be high quality, but a large amount of the appeal (and sales tag) is because you want to get fucked by a dragon.

                  Which... well, I guess there are worse goals.

                  [–]RollAD6 2 points3 points ago

                  They can get pretty expensive. If you don't mind looking for yourself and seeing a bunch of different silicone dicks (and a couple of fleshlight-y things), then by all means, have fun.

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                      [–]LadyDraconian 244 points245 points ago

                      I actually have two of the ones that are in this shower.. Yes they aren't human but they feel a-fucking-mazing.. :) I have one that looks JUST like the molten looking one with the black base.. >.> Just don't go over a medium. Bad Dragon is an amazing company and can pour the most epic dildo creations your mind can think of.. Honestly 10/10 would buy from this company again! Highly reccomend em if you're into high fantasy.

                      [–]guesswhostalkin 72 points73 points ago

                      I...Well, this IS r/WTF. Here's an upvote.

                      [–]LadyDraconian 21 points22 points ago

                      Exactly ;) sit back relax and enjoy the WTF moments.

                      [–]darkfade 22 points23 points ago

                      I own 2 of em as well, here's a bro-fist for you my lady friend!

                      Side note: the term 'bro-fist' sounds really bad when conversing about sex toys.

                      [–]LadyDraconian 10 points11 points ago

                      Bahaha!!! -Bumps her small fist to his- Nothing wrong with being unique and having your own tastes people will realize it one day. Until then I'll just be here smiling and having all the damn fun in the world along with the rest of the open minded people :D. -Gives a hug for postarity-

                      [–]SixTemptations 19 points20 points ago

                      My fianceé and I own seven of Bad Dragon's toys, and with an eighth on the way. They make both dicks and vaginas. Shits amazing.

                      [–]LadyDraconian 13 points14 points ago

                      Fuck yeah. -High fives- They are amazing toys of amazing quality! I envy you I had lost my job and haven't had the funding to buy another. I've been eyeing a candy corn cockatrice forever but with my kids they always come first before anything else. Give your sweetheart a hello from another Bad-dragon fan! I know they're wonderful to enjoy my fiance and I enjoy encorporating them in the bedroom they're a wonderful way to spice it up! :) Gotta tell me what you have now! Send a pm! .^

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                        [–]SpaceOdysseus 27 points28 points ago

                        My penis is scaly and looks like it belongs on a dragon, would you like to come to my house and play checkers?

                        [–]LadyDraconian 16 points17 points ago

                        1: I think you should see a doctor about that.. Scaly wang sounds like you haven't taken care of your little soldier well. 2: As someone who is taken checkers sounds good but you'd have to deal with my s.o :)

                        [–]FauxShizzle 14 points15 points ago

                        I will deal with your SO. As your white knight, I have experience slaying dragons.

                        [–]LadyDraconian 4 points5 points ago

                        Alright now that gave me a good giggle. Do you happen to ride a hobby horse and have patsy clapping coconuts behind you :)

                        [–]FauxShizzle 2 points3 points ago

                        My Lady, despite your derivation of my character, I remain your humbled savant. I have already scowled the courtyard and secured the parameter. I am at your commend.

                        Your ever-watchful chief of citizen-police,

                        Dogberry

                        [–]LadyDraconian 0 points1 point ago

                        And what did you find in the courtyard good sir.. Downvoters galore.. Did you defeat them with your mighty sword so thine 'Lady' could get many upvotes? -Chuckles-

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                            [–]DrAgonit3 88 points89 points ago

                            Ok...

                            [–]kullus 5 points6 points ago

                            Awesome.

                            [–]poltergeist07 5 points6 points ago

                            the molten looking one with the black base

                            there are a few of those

                            [–]LadyDraconian 2 points3 points ago

                            Yep they're called the Hot Poker colour! Mine just happens to be almost the same exact toy just one size up :) They make some amazing colours and peralescent swirls its like confetti for your vag. (sorry I couldn't resist)

                            [–]TortusW 4 points5 points ago

                            Relevant username

                            [–]ShabbyRat 3 points4 points ago

                            My buddy also has a couple of 'em.. he's not into fantasy or creatures really, but he says that, yes, they feel fantastic.

                            [–]LadyDraconian 4 points5 points ago

                            Yep! Have to applaud the bad-dragon team the whole way! They go above and beyond for their customers and get custom orders correct everytime or they repour to make sure their customers are satisfied. From the look to the feel they're just amazing .^

                            [–]LadyDraconian 12 points13 points ago

                            http://i45.tinypic.com/708b47.jpg Moko the liger. Special apperance by Lady Draconian.

                            http://i49.tinypic.com/aakdh0.jpg Xar the Karabos.

                            http://i49.tinypic.com/b4jiaf.jpg Its reddit after all.. Obligatory picture of my 7 week old Manx

                            Since people showed interest in seeing my collection! Yes girls do collect and use these toys! Enjoy reddit ;) I'd have a sign but I only had a pen to write with seeings as my kids have apparently made off with all the permenant markers. (Also just incase some people felt the need for proof of girls on the interwebz)

                            [–]Xariaxio 5 points6 points ago

                            7/7 asses!

                            [–]I_Ate_Out_My_Mom 4 points5 points ago

                            WELCOME BACK TO GAM GROOMPS

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                              [–]notarapist72 1 point2 points ago

                              http://imgur.com/5Ntl6

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                                [–]ArgonGryphon 26 points27 points ago

                                Jesus, that's a lot of BD dildoes. Those things are not cheap.

                                [–]vampyre459 15 points16 points ago

                                I gasped at the sheer amount of money here, not the dildos. Custom splits and fades!

                                [–]divideddarko 116 points117 points ago

                                Bad Dragon, girls you can thank me later!

                                [–]Stompedyourhousewith 14 points15 points ago

                                i need to talk to me about why that link is already purple

                                [–]Aaronmcom 145 points146 points ago

                                Girls? Im pretty sure the site is 100% for gay furries.

                                [–]thestray 60 points61 points ago

                                *gay male furries

                                It's true, even their small sizes are sometimes too large for an average human vagina. :(

                                [–]ShinInuko 35 points36 points ago

                                You must be new to the internet, then. Welcome, it just gets more depraved from here out.

                                [–]thestray 31 points32 points ago

                                I...don't know how this makes me new to the internet. I own a BD dildo and would love some of their other ones, but they're simply too big for my average vagina.

                                [–]LadyDraconian 24 points25 points ago

                                Which one do you own.. Anything like a Xar or cockatrice wouldn't even come close to fitting. If you still love them I'd reccomend something smaller like a duke that reembles a more humanistic shaft and go with a small in firmness 3.. The toy will have much more give and should be FAR more enjoyable for you. As a female user myself I find I have to take a bath.. RELAX.. use plenty of lube before I can even use my toys.. my toys are mediums but one is in a 3 and one is in a 5... I wouldn't dream of getting an 8 or anything larger than a medium because you are CORRECT WAY to big for the average vagina. Large's are like dear god how can someone do it.. But some size queens I see around the sight are capable of amazing things T_T

                                [–]Moritsuma 11 points12 points ago

                                Get on this girls level. NSFW obviously

                                [–]LadyDraconian 6 points7 points ago

                                No no no no no T_T I've seen Sonya and her husbands videos Nu uh .. No XL Xar for my vagoo >.< I like my mediums -cough- Thank you very much. I couldn't take anything bigger than that.

                                [–]thekingjelly13 3 points4 points ago

                                Whoa.

                                [–]Freifur 3 points4 points ago

                                is it bad that the noises shes making remind me of Super Mario games, not entirely sure which characters but kinda sounds like a cross between Yoshi and Princess Peach

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                                  [–]thestray 22 points23 points ago

                                  I actually have a medium razor in (I believe) 5 firmness. I'm pretty sure the Razor is one of their smaller toys. I can't fit the knot in because my vagina is simply too short (the end just rams my cervix, it's not going anywhere.) I would love something like the Xar or Cocktrice but they're just so big D:! Some of the other ones are also just way too pointy! By the time they get thick, it wouldn't go in anymore xD

                                  [–]LadyDraconian 34 points35 points ago

                                  Yeek! What I'd reccomend doing is this.. How I ended being able to knot my medium xar. It took a looonnng time.. but I bought a medium moko in firmness three and used him first.. With the cumtube option (which is amazing if you've got that sort of fetish) And use it first and hate to say it this way.. loosen yourself up a bit. Not saying you will STAY this way. You can do keegles like I do and remain the same tightness.. But I used a 'thinner' toy in medium size.. Trust me once that knot does pop in you will be over the MOON it feels wonderful but Razors although small that knot is very big. If you still like the razor they recently released the Cole which is the same thing its shorter (easier on your cervix) smaller knot ;).. Probably just the toy for you! Take a peek at the Cole because I've been giving him a once over as a person who couldn't take the LENGTH of the razor he seems to be the option for me. So that's what I'm reccomending to you :) I'm going to buy a cockatrice but I'm tenative to get it because of the girth but even a small in the cockatrice after a warm-up should be just right!

                                  [–]sqrlaway 25 points26 points ago

                                  very few comment threads ever outstrip the original post for sheer WTF. reckon this one has made it.

                                  [–]LadyDraconian 10 points11 points ago

                                  Whatever. You can WTF all you want but I'm sure you have some little thing that I'd probably go wtf on too :)

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                                    [–]fitosaur 6 points7 points ago

                                    I have one BD toy, a small cockatrice. Yeah. It's too big. I use it extremely rarely, because it takes soooo much warm up to even get it in. Once it is though, it's pretty fantastic. I've thought of getting something smaller for regular use, but I'm a college student and the expense is prohibitive.

                                    [–]LadyDraconian 6 points7 points ago

                                    This just makes me want to get one EVEN more :)

                                    [–]thestray 6 points7 points ago

                                    Ironically, the Cole came out merely weeks after my Razor shipped. I am seriously considering investing in one, but the small Cole is the same length as the medium Razor, which is too long for me, so I'm very wary of spending that kind of money for...something that may very well have the same problems with. I was also thinking of sizing down to a Small razor, but I'm not sure if I want to spend the money, you know?

                                    [–]ThunderClap223 0 points1 point ago

                                    I made the mistake of getting a small razor, he's tiny. I was thinking of getting the medium but the knot looked too big. Atleast I got the razor for 40% off last black friday.

                                    [–]LadyDraconian 3 points4 points ago

                                    Well I'll pm you an idea -nod- So I don't get crap for that apparently people just don't realize its a fantasy aspect -_-

                                    [–]mewditto 30 points31 points ago

                                    wat

                                    [–]mtheoryx 6 points7 points ago

                                    This is fascinating shit to me.

                                    I'm thinking of making some popcorn and seeing how the rest if this unfolds.

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                                            [–]darkfade 6 points7 points ago

                                            Furries get literally some of the highest quality sex toys on the market. Some of them are weird as shit, but Bad Dragon toys are friggin amazing.

                                            Note: I am a furry, not gay tho.

                                            [–]MrKerfuffle96 0 points1 point ago

                                            Wow, you sound like an asshole.

                                            [–]MrKrazybones 1 point2 points ago

                                            Once in a while a girl posts a video of herself using one. But theyre only like 1 minute long

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                                              [–]bitbotbot 6 points7 points ago

                                              Is these the going rate for dragon penises and tentacles?

                                              They seem kind of pricey.

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                                                [–]sapunec7854 69 points70 points ago

                                                OP's bathroom

                                                [–]SuperCath41st 28 points29 points ago

                                                Are you suggesting that OP might be homosexual?

                                                [–]TheActualAWdeV 29 points30 points ago

                                                Bah, it's just wall-climbing practice.

                                                [–]peacebuster 8 points9 points ago

                                                Now I'm imagining people climbing walls backwards with their asses in the air and going up one dildo in the ass at a time.

                                                [–]Chirelda 12 points13 points ago

                                                This person has quite the collection.

                                                [–]imrooniel 10 points11 points ago

                                                oo bad dragon dildos! I remember spending quite some time reading their stories. Cool stuff.

                                                [–]browens13 8 points9 points ago

                                                Cock climbing wall

                                                [–]mitchellele 6 points7 points ago

                                                Release the Kraken!

                                                [–]Robotyc 6 points7 points ago

                                                This isn't WTF, this is just looks like a lot of fun.

                                                [–]wtfRacc 5 points6 points ago

                                                Holy shit. That must have cost a fortune. Bad Dragon(NSFW) toys are not even remotely cheap.

                                                edit/addendum: Yeah, just did an averaging of some random dildos from the store. There is likely between $975 and $2250 of dildos in that shower, not counting shipping. (small dildos average $65, large average $150.)

                                                [–]MOWEN90 39 points40 points ago

                                                They... they aren't even human.

                                                [–]Michichael 57 points58 points ago

                                                No, they're not. I can actually identify most of those toys... x.x

                                                [–]Lefthandedsock 31 points32 points ago

                                                You and me both...

                                                [–]jimmysaint13 15 points16 points ago

                                                I'm actually pretty surprised how many people on Reddit know about BD. TIL.

                                                [–]Lefthandedsock 7 points8 points ago

                                                Lol, perhaps reddit is heavily furry populated.

                                                [–]Shniggles 14 points15 points ago

                                                Maybe when you Internet more, you shall know these things.

                                                [–]ConspiracyCat 6 points7 points ago

                                                The internet in general is quite heavily populated with furries.

                                                It's also heavily populated with people that read weird shit.

                                                So you know, most of this of this subreddit.

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                                                  [–]LionHorse 3 points4 points ago

                                                  Not a furry. Don't own any of these toys. When I opened the picture I immediately thought, "Oh, it's a bunch of BD dildos."

                                                  [–]JayPetey 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Stick around in r/wtf for a week and you'll see it posted a few times.

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                                                    [–]Jellowizard 4 points5 points ago

                                                    Is it normal for girls to have, uhh non human dildos?

                                                    [–]Lefthandedsock 2 points3 points ago

                                                    No, but it is for furry or, ahem, beasty girls.

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                                                        [–]bigpears 15 points16 points ago

                                                        and a lot of money

                                                        [–]ThunderClap223 12 points13 points ago

                                                        Quality American made toys.

                                                        [–]Iammyselfnow 4 points5 points ago

                                                        This looks like fun!

                                                        [–]SirCannonFodder 6 points7 points ago

                                                        For once the "I fell on it" excuse might actually be true.

                                                        [–]FTruffaut 4 points5 points ago

                                                        One of them looks like cthulu's dick

                                                        [–]ThunderClap223 3 points4 points ago

                                                        My Natascha is fucking awesome, highly recommend getting her. I regret getting a small Razor though, that thing is fucking tiny!

                                                        [–]ShabbyRat 4 points5 points ago

                                                        I just realized how hypocritical I am. I'm fascinated by the different creature/fantasy dongs but looking at that, all I could think was, "yuck, why would someone want a creature fleshlight?" ..and then I realized how biased that sounded, and so uh.. thanks for enlightening me, I guess. Enjoy your toy(s)!

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                                                          [–]FeralSnake 2 points3 points ago

                                                          For those that don't get the joke, he's implying a giant dick will slide into your asshole.

                                                          That is, however, highly unlikely. If the dildo hit you square on your asshole, than this would apply, but as I said before this is highly unlikely.

                                                          [–]SeasOfDisease 4 points5 points ago

                                                          You can play Twister.

                                                          [–]Dianamond 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Nice another Bad Dragon fan!

                                                          [–]Sirtubb 3 points4 points ago

                                                          how could you slip when you have so many things to grab onto

                                                          [–]Batticon 4 points5 points ago

                                                          Someone's into bad dragon. XD

                                                          [–]j_gsd 0 points1 point ago

                                                          into

                                                          [–]tyft 3 points4 points ago

                                                          As soon as this pic loaded I started singing "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka in my head.

                                                          [–]Grayphobia 3 points4 points ago

                                                          Imagine being their room mate. You come home from the gym for a shower only to find this scene. You yell "You left your dildos all over the shower again" but they're not home, so you spend 8 minutes playing you're weekly game of mission impossible.

                                                          [–]SoldierWolf1204 4 points5 points ago

                                                          Bad Dragon have some really nice fantasy toys to get :) I didn't get any BD toys yet, but planning on soon. I got the inflatable canine dildo 2 days ago, from Elypse Art. Vixen is fucking AMAZING and the best part is, you can control the size of the knot :)

                                                          [–]Burgerkiin 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Don't drop the soap

                                                          [–]OswaldBoelcke 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Handles for the elderly?

                                                          [–]JeffyDahmerz 0 points1 point ago

                                                          It's a colorful array of penis. I should say I don't like looking but I didn't know they made dildos in this many sizes and shaped

                                                          [–]Sprettball 2 points3 points ago

                                                          is spy with my little eye... A Horsedick!

                                                          [–]stevieboy100 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Gay rock climbing

                                                          [–]madpiratesarah 2 points3 points ago

                                                          oh my god I have a few of those! I love bad-dragon.com

                                                          [–]couldntderp 2 points3 points ago

                                                          This person is not a fan of people penis.

                                                          [–]Kaileylane 2 points3 points ago

                                                          i would love to fall in this shower:) now im getting ideas hehe

                                                          [–]Dillith 2 points3 points ago

                                                          This thread is dildos, literally. The sad part is I named all of them in like fifteen seconds.

                                                          [–]XXDD 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Somebody splurged on bad-dragon.com

                                                          [–]xbackz 2 points3 points ago

                                                          i would try every one of those

                                                          [–]Emptysquared 2 points3 points ago

                                                          I say this entirely too often, but MAN, that is a lot of dildos...

                                                          [–]LachrymatoryAgent 2 points3 points ago

                                                          oh man that white one brings back memories... weird memories...

                                                          [–]ProfessorFang 2 points3 points ago

                                                          /g/'s shower.

                                                          [–]loki_the_sergal 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Not sure if old post given new life or repost.....but anyways someone has a lot of doe to drop on all those baddragon products. They are not cheap

                                                          [–]SeriouslyCelestia 0 points1 point ago

                                                          I guess this guy/girl can ACTUALLY "just fall on it"

                                                          [–]LUV_turtles 0 points1 point ago

                                                          Tentacles

                                                          [–]lilsebastianthepony 0 points1 point ago

                                                          That a lotta dicks!

                                                          [–]deralte 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Never thought I would think of dildos, unicorns and the Philadelphia experiment in one thought alone.

                                                          [–]TrautMosh10 1 point2 points ago

                                                          i don't know what i expected from this comment section

                                                          [–]Dontslip 1 point2 points ago

                                                          MAYBE THIS TIME THEY'LL LISTEN

                                                          [–]kokonkokon99 0 points1 point ago

                                                          Dat tentacle...

                                                          [–]Cerberus_T001 0 points1 point ago

                                                          you could rock climb on that shit!

                                                          [–]IsaacJDean -1 points0 points ago

                                                          I saw this while clicking randnsfw not long ago. Reddit's a small place.

                                                          [–]c6balla 1 point2 points ago

                                                          This was probably the fastest I've ever gone from laughing to dead serious. We don't fuck around with dildos on this scale.

                                                          [–]JboogieGWC 0 points1 point ago

                                                          Homophobic water torture?

                                                          [–]chocobro 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Phew finally, someone with more toys than me. (currently sitting at 14 lol)

                                                          [–]Shniggles 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Is it bad that I know what brand these dildos are.

                                                          [–]Sockdeuce 1 point2 points ago

                                                          How do i not upvote a shower stall fullof dildos...

                                                          [–]xiomen 0 points1 point ago

                                                          These are some fucked up dildos

                                                          [–]Lunra 1 point2 points ago

                                                          someone has a thing for bad dragon!

                                                          [–]H8te 0 points1 point ago

                                                          And I thought I Lived with a bunch of dicks..

                                                          [–]ShabbyRat 1 point2 points ago

                                                          I actually think I know the guy that did this. At least, I know a guy with that many animal dildos. So there's that.

                                                          [–]sangai 1 point2 points ago

                                                          damn that is alot of bad dragon product... and too think i know the owners of the company IRL.... worked with "narse" for 2 years back in the day before he and they became bad dragon...hilarious when ever i see shit like this

                                                          [–]Bazil1 1 point2 points ago

                                                          All those toys come from a single maker for those interested: Bad Dragon. They also have Dragon Vaginas

                                                          [–]theVice 1 point2 points ago

                                                          What if I told you

                                                          That none of those dicks were human.

                                                          [–]serferj 0 points1 point ago

                                                          Is it me or are some of those dildos shaped like non human penises?

                                                          [–]iownthesky22 0 points1 point ago

                                                          Aaaand the bag of dildos donated to Goodwill has found a new home.

                                                          [–]Sommerfaq 0 points1 point ago

                                                          I'm pretty sure a couple of those are dolphin penis dildos. Trust me, I saw a video of a guy sucking a dolphins penis, I should know.

                                                          [–]ProjectileHerpes 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Ummm, some of those are shaped like animal genitalia...

                                                          [–]shyguay 3 points4 points ago

                                                          By "some," did you mean "all"?

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                                                            [–]Nimiety_One 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Best /r/wtf thread I've read in a long time, which is weird because I don't consider most sex toys to have WTF! qualities.

                                                            [–]VentKazemaru 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I'd shower there.

                                                            [–]yooie 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Aah, how I know these well.. crackers the cockatrice, chance the stallion, unflared..

                                                            [–]Leetzers 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Tentacle rape shower?

                                                            [–]Akronis 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Oh look, all of my dragon dildos.

                                                            [–]LondonTiger 0 points1 point ago

                                                            dam, some freaky girl

                                                            [–]TERRiBEAR 0 points1 point ago

                                                            What... the... fuck.

                                                            [–]Infiltr4tor 1 point2 points ago

                                                            "Want to play a game?"

                                                            [–]Seven7greens 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Every single dick in the animal kingdom is on this page. W.T.F. Didnt realise til i saw the rabbit cosplay poster.

                                                            [–]gamertje 1 point2 points ago

                                                            But what if you were to drop your soap?

                                                            [–]hanahou 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Don't drop the soap bar either.

                                                            [–]Dglsdms 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Something about this pciture reminds me of this http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100219152017/half-life/en/images/f/ff/Xen_first_teleport1.jpg

                                                            [–]suddenlysomnolent 1 point2 points ago

                                                            You too can enjoy your very own collection of animal-dick dildos!

                                                            [–]9ipsykin9 0 points1 point ago

                                                            What I imagine prison is like.

                                                            [–]lordofburgers 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Look at all the alien penises!

                                                            [–]liamsnorthstar 0 points1 point ago

                                                            It's like a sex cock iron maiden...

                                                            [–]jerik22 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Looks like some one is a bad dragon! Haha

                                                            [–]dingdongshlongbong 1 point2 points ago

                                                            im pretty sure those are all animal penises. fantastic.

                                                            [–]TheShadowBeyond 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I want that shower.

                                                            [–]maduag 0 points1 point ago

                                                            what's with the octopus appendages?

                                                            [–]geusebio 1 point2 points ago

                                                            CTRL + F "Varka" Disappointing.

                                                            Those are his babies and quite probably his shower.

                                                            This is his wall-o-dongs

                                                            [–]Chachi123 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Is this Daniel Dennis' house?

                                                            [–]Telamondes 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Theres a good reason to "drop" the soap...

                                                            [–]KarnBlueEarring 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Bad Dragon - Want

                                                            Me Furry, yes

                                                            [–]MonoFox 0 points1 point ago

                                                            I was considering getting one myself. I know a friend who has one and says its great. So I am talking his advice and going to get one soon. Also just a random fact that is over $1000 in sex toys.

                                                            [–]Lizzaslizza 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Don't slip? More like, "for all that is fucking holy don't drop the soap."

                                                            [–]Herpina_Derpington_I 0 points1 point ago

                                                            As a woman, I will be taking a stay-cation this holiday.

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