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[–]Flashmasterk 68 points69 points ago

have you ever shot your gun in the air while yelling "arrrggghhhh"?

[–]PeteVenkmann 8 points9 points ago

Uncle Derek sounds like a good bloke.

[–]GilThanis32 4 points5 points ago

Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.

[–]PeteVenkmann 1 point2 points ago

What a cunt.

[–]phrexi 3 points4 points ago

Have you ever shot two guns while jumping through the air?

[–]HelloSomeoneCanBowl 10 points11 points ago

Whilst*

[–]phrexi 4 points5 points ago

I knew someone was gonna fix me.

[–]TY00702 1 point2 points ago

No I've never shot my gun up in the air and gone aghhhh

[–]_Mattman_ 35 points36 points ago

I saw this in that /r/movies post too

[–]sawyoutobits 13 points14 points ago

I was wondering how long it would take for them to leak out.

[–]wmrusclmbr 3 points4 points ago

[–]CadetCaligula 9 points10 points ago

Whenever my buddy and I go on an adventure, we make sure to be 'Yes Men"

[–]alfiekong 0 points1 point ago

I love that films' message. I now rarely ever say no to an opportunity to do something it's really great but I've realised something. It's only half the battle because saying yes to every potential good thing in life doesn't mean you're living life to the full because the other half of the battle is making the opportunities yourself!

[–]cuffofizz 0 points1 point ago

Can I get $50?

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

Yes, there are unlimited opportunities to get get $50 in this world.

[–]diophant 8 points9 points ago

Mathematical!

[–]Blackzach9 3 points4 points ago

Algebraic!

[–]MagicCatPaul 2 points3 points ago

Finn you're terrible at math!

[–]za72 6 points7 points ago

The last time I was in this situation it took the forest rangers to get us down the mountain top.

[–]daeedorian 4 points5 points ago

I think if one of my friends asked me "to go on adventure", it would be immediately clear that they were horrendously intoxicated, and the "adventure" would likely be short and smell of vomit.

[–]AndyBrixton 5 points6 points ago

yarp

[–]ProAnonysaur 3 points4 points ago

what is this from?

[–]dkim95 25 points26 points ago

It's a movie called Hot Fuzz starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg; it's one of greatest movie ever filmed.

[–]ProAnonysaur 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. I'll check it out.

[–]heavyfuel 9 points10 points ago

Be sure to check out "Shaun of the Dead" if you haven't. Together with "Hot Fuzz" and the "yet to be released third movie" they're a trilogy called "Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy"

[–]UncontrollableUrges 2 points3 points ago

And don't forget about the "Spaced" series, which is a must see if you liked both of those films.

[–]LukaCola -1 points0 points ago

Well, Shaun had the blood. Hot Fuzz had the ice cream.

The third must combine both!

[–]DoctorThunder 0 points1 point ago

No seriously, Edgar Wright calls it the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy, as each movie features a flavor of Cornetto Ice Cream Treat.

Shaun of the Dead had Strawberry to emphasize the blood of the zombies. Hot Fuzz had Blue Original to emphasize the policework. The World's End is Mint Chip to highlight science fiction.

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

Haha, sweet. I never noticed the cornetto in Shaun of the Dead. Does he pick it up in the convenience store? I can't imagine the pub having it.

[–]DoctorThunder 0 points1 point ago

Yup. Before the second long shot to the store, he asks Ed if he wants anything. He sleepily requests a Cornetto. He's then eating it as they watch TV after dealing with the two zombies in the garden.

[–]hates_usernames 6 points7 points ago

"Buddy"? "Adventure"? Is your name Chet and is your buddy called Frank or Joe?

[–]lyllopip 3 points4 points ago

More like "How old are you? 8?"

[–]TG_Bambino -2 points-1 points ago

right in the childhood...

[–]gn0xious 3 points4 points ago

I'd like to see this reversed as a deal with it .gif... then he dives into the trash and gets covered by 2 bags jumping on him...

[–]Guttrshark 5 points6 points ago

FUCK YEAH!

Hold up. Let me go post this .gif on reddit real quick.

[–]culby 1 point2 points ago

"You had me at 'adventure'."

[–]SpecialForcie 1 point2 points ago

What is this gif from?

[–]buhy97 1 point2 points ago

A wonderful movie named Hot Fuzz.

[–]Cheesesteakz -1 points0 points ago

Shrooms

[–]flume 0 points1 point ago

[–]Axle-f 0 points1 point ago

These adventures usually end with moving furniture.

[–]rmcmahan 0 points1 point ago

Sooo? What's the adventure you guys are going on? Unless I hear different I'm going to assume you're going on a long journey to throw a ring into a volcano.

[–]BiohazardCola 0 points1 point ago

Do you always hang out in giant piles of trash?

[–]winnage 0 points1 point ago

I think this would be more amusing if the gif was reversed.

Adventure? fuck yea time for a garbage bag adventure.

[–]Bravo777 1 point2 points ago

What exactly did you have in mind?

I don't know. Pub?

[–]FirmOrange 0 points1 point ago

Which movie is this from

[–]ragin_boner 0 points1 point ago

Just to let you know I upvote everything Hot Fuzz

[–]jkwright2012 0 points1 point ago

[–]SoleSushi 0 points1 point ago

This gif looks like it would be interesting to see in reverse.

[–]gangrenous_ghoul 0 points1 point ago

I asked my buddy to go on an adventure with me... instead he stayed home and posted on Reddit...

[–]ophello -1 points0 points ago

I really wish this shit would never get upvoted.

[–]Oscarlangleysoryu 1 point2 points ago

man this is a boring post

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

so you proceeded to go onto reddit. great adventure

[–]gekkozorz -2 points-1 points ago

"Okay, sure, I'd love to go on an adventure. But first let me post this gif to Reddit."

OP is a faggot

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]Lewpa 0 points1 point ago

My stomach growled at the exact same time this loaded, and I thought I heard it say, "Fuck yeah" at the exact same time as the captions popped up!

[–]The_Dry_Tugger -2 points-1 points ago

Possibly the worst title ever.

[–]cjsampon -4 points-3 points ago

can I get this reversed with "Deal with it"?