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[–]elegantzombie 1 point2 points ago

This is more my reaction to chewing Zebra Strips gum...

[–]Vashiebz 7 points8 points ago

I demand this be x posted to aww. Do it op before someone else does.... (and in case you can't tell that someone will be me Vashiebz) NOW GET TO IT!

[–]Danzerello[S] 3 points4 points ago

I got this from /r/aww already. I'm sort of a Reddit noob. Was I supposed to put (x-post from r/aww) or something? :S

[–]ferret_trampoline 1 point2 points ago

x-post is when the same person posts in more than one sub.

If you re-post something from another sub you say something like "from /r/aww" or "seen in /r/aww" though generally reposting is frowned upon.

Side note: "mfw" is a 4chan thing.

[–]Danzerello[S] 1 point2 points ago

4chan? Fuuuck. Take pity on me. Also, thanks for the lesson.

[–]SleepingOnMoonshine 0 points1 point ago

You can use it here.

[–]ferret_trampoline 0 points1 point ago

No worries.

[–]JojoHendrix 1 point2 points ago

I think that's my friend's sister...Park Yerin?

[–]Jazzremix 0 points1 point ago

[–]eekozoid 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused. Is sharting a real problem for some people?

I've never sharted in my life.

[–]Octovias -1 points0 points ago

There I sat broken-hearted. Tried to shit but only farted. Later on, I took a chance. Tried to fart and shit my pants.

[–]gregogree 0 points1 point ago

My reaction seeing a girl take her top off for the first time and seeing that she was wearing a push up the whole time

[–]donutsalad 1 point2 points ago

M.....F.....W? Hold on.... OHhhhh "My face when" ....oh okay.

[–]Danzerello[S] 1 point2 points ago

I saw other people do it and thought, hey this will make me look like a pro.

[–]Amigos39 1 point2 points ago

Oooooh I thought it stood for "Mother Fucking Win"...

[–]Doctorderper 1 point2 points ago

I actually thought this for about 2 years when I was on /b/ every single day. I would see a rage face and be like "Motherfucking win i shit myself? How is this a win?"

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

That happened to me this morning....did not enjoy.