If you insist

panzerdriver · 2012-11-08T18:59:13+00:00

Just because you can't ______. doesn't mean you shouldn't _____. - Alcohol

i_spit_hot_fire · 2012-11-08T20:01:14+00:00

This is exactly how it works for me, but I always end up looking like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. Who also jumps... in rhythm...ish.

But hey, I have fun doing it!

Thexthy · 2012-11-08T11:14:27-07:00

Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

mtux96 · 2012-11-08T18:19:11+00:00

We can dance if we want to. we can leave your friends behind. 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine. I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find. And we can act like we come from out of this world leave the real one far behind. And we can dance.

Armed_To_The_Teets · 2012-11-08T19:05:33+00:00

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r3cmBsJr1qjrl5x.gif

Squalor- · 2012-11-08T19:28:58+00:00

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I SHOULDN'T DO, ALCOHOL!

I'm going to dance anyway, dammit!

Wait...

AEIOU_occasionallyY · 2012-11-08T20:07:20+00:00

Just because you spent all your money tonight doesn't mean you should buy everyone a round of shots on your credit card.

Just because you can't handle another drink without puking doesn't mean you shouldn't do it anyway.

Just because you can't remember where your car is doesn't mean you shouldn't drive it.

Yours truly, Alcohol

papasweets · 2012-11-08T19:26:06+00:00

*-MDMA

facecube · 2012-11-08T19:35:03+00:00

Nobody cares if you can't dance. If you enjoy dancing, dance! (PS you should enjoy it, it's fun)

dagnart · 2012-11-08T19:39:25+00:00

If only people who were good at dancing ever danced, nobody would ever dance.

phw20 · 2012-11-08T17:34:21+00:00

Curiously, many humans have also said this to me.

blackasssnake · 2012-11-08T19:09:17+00:00

i can dance pretty well - but when im all liquored up, i insist on physically slapping the floor open handed like it's my bitch

CommunistPenguin · 2012-11-08T22:21:29+00:00

"Dress classy, Dance cheesy," - PSY

Agent_Zippy · 2012-11-08T17:49:44+00:00

"Just because she looks like a fat version of Rosie, doesn't mean you shouldn't put it in her"--- another good alcohol quote.

llcbdavis · 2012-11-08T19:48:43+00:00

everybody should dance, and sing if they feel like it. and never be judged even if they are not great.

beanicole · 2012-11-08T19:47:36+00:00

Story of my fucking life.

Canopaint · 2012-11-08T20:07:55+00:00

I don't know much about dancing. One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long. 'Course now right along with 'em, I got no natural rhythm, but I go dancin' every night, hopin' one day I might get it right.

Nomikos · 2012-11-08T20:08:22+00:00

Problem is it takes enough alcohol to seriously harm me (2-3 day hangover) before it'll make me dance.. maybe one day..

SirDerpingtonThe3rd · 2012-11-08T20:11:35+00:00

You can dance if you want to.

You can leave your friends behind.

Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they'll be no friends of mine.

TheMaxican93 · 2012-11-08T20:12:56+00:00

Even if you can't dance, you should dance (not because of alcohol but because you are a honey badger)

kyledouglas521 · 2012-11-08T20:13:05+00:00

I live by this rule alcohol or no.

thefil · 2012-11-08T20:17:16+00:00

I can't and shouldn't dance but alcohol does wonders. Couple weeks ago I was at Surrender in Vegas at a VIP table. My buddy said by the end of the night I was dancing so poorly and off rhythm that everyone else in the club sort of formed a circle so I could dance by myself. Forever alone.

zach_from_pen_island · 2012-11-08T20:19:42+00:00

Scumbag Alcohol.

drchooch181 · 2012-11-08T20:33:25+00:00

Or sing

xandan · 2012-11-08T20:37:29+00:00

You can dance if you want to...

Delicatesther · 2012-11-08T20:39:58+00:00

I have it on good authority that this image actually applies to Bierrr, too.

Notloc24 · 2012-11-08T20:49:37+00:00

The validity of this statement has proven to be quite true

8serene8 · 2012-11-08T21:09:39+00:00

EXACTLY! This is what I keep telling my boyfriend lol. Plus he doesn't suck at dancing he is just too embarrassed to :p

Jacosion · 2012-11-08T21:17:39+00:00

I live in north Florida where there is an abundance of rednecks. Two things are ALWAYS present at a redneck party. Booz, and Karaoke. Good times are had.

cawkstrangla · 2012-11-08T21:17:44+00:00

Anything worth doing, is worth doing poorly.

CaptainInternets · 2012-11-08T21:18:53+00:00

Michael Scott

cttouch · 2012-11-08T14:19:28-07:00

this is a philosophy I have lived by for years...my friends have ridiculous videos and stories to prove it

civildefense · 2012-11-08T21:20:06+00:00

Sing like nobody is listening!

merwaan123 · 2012-11-08T21:28:30+00:00

That's just good life advice regardless of alcohol

awesomebossum · 2012-11-08T21:28:55+00:00

I dance whenever I want drunk or not

teamatreides · 2012-11-08T21:29:37+00:00

Seriously, though, you should dance if you want to have fun. I understand dancing occurs at social venues, but it can be a really personal experience. It's so awesome that you just don't give a fuck. A small push is all you need, it's just that with alcohol people may take a bit too much. The thing is you can always dance because it's you who defines the dance, anyone who tells you differently doesn't care about you having a good time, and they don't know shit about dancing well.

Ixionas · 2012-11-08T21:30:45+00:00

/r/GetMotivated ?

blumpcone · 2012-11-08T21:36:18+00:00

The dude who actually wrote this.

GlobindobinButler · 2012-11-08T21:39:11+00:00

Just because alcohol says its right doesn't mean it is

           -Onlookers of said "dancer"

dulyelectedmobster · 2012-11-08T21:39:15+00:00

In my case, it does. I ended up shattering my knee last time I danced... I told people I can't dance, but noooo...

sophacles · 2012-11-08T21:50:31+00:00

Unless its some sort of competition, the only judging on the dance floor is: "man that person isn't dancing, they are really fucking up the party".

venikk · 2012-11-08T21:52:05+00:00

Just because you can't dance, does mean you are no friend of mine. Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance Well theyre are no friends of mine

Ghash · 2012-11-08T15:03:31-07:00

I just got out of a divorce after 8 year relationship. She was a professional dancer before we met and never, EVER, wanted to dance with me or even see me dancing when we went out. Because "I couldn't dance".

Now I am going out every night and dancing and I don't need alcohol to do it. Best time of my life.

lprekon · 2012-11-08T22:27:03+00:00

How I live my life bro. I could be wearing a full morphsuit and go dancing, and people would be like "look at that uber-white guy in the morphsuit"

ObviouslyNotTrolling · 2012-11-08T23:06:50+00:00

If you can't dance, just walk it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12d1zyG2ojs

casbah24 · 2012-11-08T23:23:48+00:00

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane." -H.P. Lovecraft

I_DOXX_CATS · 2012-11-08T23:43:30+00:00

Its more like "dancing is fun, you suck at it, and you know you suck at it. let me borrow those inhibitions for awhile while you go enjoy yourself." - Alcohol

metonym00 · 2012-11-08T23:46:44+00:00

I may look like I'm having a seizure and need medical attention when I dance, but my god, I'm drunk and I'm gonna do it.

btxtsf · 2012-11-08T23:57:32+00:00

That quote needs to be on a picture of Elaine Bennis

homeboy5925 · 2012-11-09T00:09:41+00:00

as a black person, i dont think this applies to me

alcohol turns me from a good dancer to fucking Fred Astaire

iamthemindfreak · 2012-11-09T00:15:57+00:00

Cus your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they ain't no friends of mine.

The_McTasty · 2012-11-09T00:33:23+00:00

Or when you have a little bit of ability to dance, but the alcohol ruins your coordination so much that you can't anymore and you look like a fool while thinking you're awesome.

Code347 · 2012-11-09T00:39:06+00:00

Just because you normally have standards, doesn't mean you shouldn't take that girl home. She's hot! - Alcohol

wallawalla22 · 2012-11-09T01:25:04+00:00

"If you can't sing good, Sing loud" ~Alcohol

SpontaneousTaco · 2012-11-09T01:55:21+00:00

"fuck dancing bro, have you felt how fucking soft the bartenders face is?!?! - acid

SaidHodor · 2012-11-09T01:59:11+00:00

Stupid alcohol, we can dance if we want to.

ryken · 2012-11-09T02:08:21+00:00

Fun Fact: No woman cares whether you are a good dancer or not, they just want someone that is willing to dance with them, because they want to dance/show off what a good dancer they are.

SirArseToucher · 2012-11-09T02:36:58+00:00

The best way to dance when you're drunk is to just make the silliest movements possible and then some how vary it in rhythm with the beat. It's like the Monty Python sketch "Silly Walks" club edition©.

imPrettyTall · 2012-11-09T03:06:36+00:00

this makes me want to delete all of my other upvotes besides this one

Crook3d · 2012-11-09T03:37:34+00:00

But now I can dance, so who has the last laugh?

my_name_is_X · 2012-11-09T03:52:34+00:00

Am I the only one who found this incredibly deep? Actually I can already see from the top comments I am not :)

jumpinjahosafa · 2012-11-09T03:53:15+00:00

Who cares just have fun and enjoy life

benksatron · 2012-11-09T04:12:24+00:00

Good to see @MensHumor stealing Reddit material. #weak

MTK67 · 2012-11-09T04:35:36+00:00

This is how half of Reddit would end up dancing.

dirty_fingers · 2012-11-09T05:04:33+00:00

If you're not good at something, you should never try it. -this stupid repost

electric_sandwich · 2012-11-09T05:45:10+00:00

I dance like an electrified corpse...and yet...and yet... I dance.

costofsatisfaction · 2012-11-09T06:09:28+00:00

My friends tell me: "Just because you had alcohol, doesn't mean you should dance".

sumptin_wierd · 2012-11-09T06:53:24+00:00

We all know this happens at nickel shot night way more often than $30 shot night.

source: Remy XO

jCcrackhead · 2012-11-08T19:17:50+00:00

Yes, yes it does

DnXCrypto · 2012-11-08T19:36:11+00:00

I aproove of that! i cant dance but its really stupid to not dance when youre in a club. Alc helps with that, also when you cant dance you get a shitload of atention ^{^}

MJZMan · 2012-11-08T20:54:52+00:00

Dance all you want, but please, keep it to the clubs, or rental hall parties. Tired of you motherfuckers who think it's time to break shit down in the middle of the sidewalk.

Adamskinater · 2012-11-08T18:35:18+00:00

You can dance if you want to. Hell, you can even leave your friends behind. Your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine. S.............A.................F................E..............

MadFoolish · 2012-11-09T01:31:33+00:00

As a white boy, I find this post offensive and racist! Hahaha jk this shit is hilarious #truestory

iusedtodiggraves · 2012-11-08T18:54:46+00:00

The two bottles on the right, two down, cost $2099.00. Each.

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