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[–]taser_wall 13 points14 points ago

FAKE. Why would Rex Ryan talk about titties and not feet?

[–]ilco2 5 points6 points ago

Have you seen Wilfork's feet?

[–]CurveballSI 0 points1 point ago

Nicely done.

[–]FlockFlow 8 points9 points ago

I love the fact that Rodgers would send him to LemonParty.com

[–]marnyroad 6 points7 points ago

Like he doesn't have lemonparty bookmarked already...

[–]dumpj 6 points7 points ago

The Aaron Rodgers email, bout pissed myself

[–]supwithallthiswalrus 0 points1 point ago

literally the only part i laughed at

[–]Uhhhhh55 36 points37 points ago

Look at the tabs in the top. Stay classy, my friend.

[–]Berton_Guster_Voice 4 points5 points ago

Dude. The tabs are part of the joke. The whole pic is from Grantland: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8603746/tim-tebow-lost-emails

[–]jsphenom08 3 points4 points ago

whoosh

[–]thehahn 2 points3 points ago

cropping is dead

[–]CaptainBatman 6 points7 points ago

So did you ever find out what causes wet dreams? (tabs)

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[–]jbd1986 5 points6 points ago

Thank you... I didn't realize

[–]TheBroCodeEnforcer 0 points1 point ago

What was the comment?

[–]jbd1986 2 points3 points ago

He let me know that this picture was fake...

[–]TheBroCodeEnforcer 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. Sarcasm always wins. BTW the comment was deleted, thats why I asked, because you put three dots at the end for some reason.

[–]CustomizeMyFrontPage 0 points1 point ago

"This time it's gonna be a spiral!"

Oh man. This is hilarious, but I feel so bad for Larry Fitzgerald in real life. Homeboy needs somebody that can throw to him.

[–]MacShirts 1 point2 points ago

they can both throw the ball, but the o-line is letting them get murdered

[–]ddotevs 4 points5 points ago

I lost it at "RE: Here's a list of players I've heard cursing"

[–]thisnotanagram 0 points1 point ago

Re: Aziz Ansari "Loved you in slumdog millionaire"

[–]Chxnce 3 points4 points ago

I READ THE EMAILS TOO LOL OMG SO FUNY XD

[–]thisnotanagram 1 point2 points ago

lollercopter roflskates

[–]dbcspace 0 points1 point ago

Funny as hell!

[–]zscuro 1 point2 points ago

That brought me great reading enjoyment

[–]sortofabstract 1 point2 points ago

Do you love benches?

[–]frientlyman 1 point2 points ago

rad website about jesus = lemonparty

[–]mistersparrow 1 point2 points ago

"What are Jews like?" -Mom "Tits like Vince Wilfork" -Ryan Lol

[–]bhumy 1 point2 points ago

what causes wet dreams?

[–]themoneybadger -1 points0 points ago

was posted on grantland earlier today. but still hilarious

[–]serena892 1 point2 points ago

To aziz…"I loved you in slumdog millionare." LMAO

[–]abdhjops 1 point2 points ago

aziz's reply is hilarious

[–]steckums 0 points1 point ago

Aziz has said that in his standup, I believe.

[–]Highlet 1 point2 points ago

The Aziz Ansari one made my day.

[–]MrSagansNeighborhood 0 points1 point ago

Blaine Gabbart has a very short list

[–]meizawesome 0 points1 point ago

The Aaron Rodgers one is the best.

[–]poopingdaisies 0 points1 point ago

LOVED the Aziz Ansari email hahahahahaha

[–]LunchMasterFlex 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome. Is this OC? If not, where did you get it?

[–]ponykiller56 0 points1 point ago

I´ve always wondered what jews are like...

[–]dinodynamo 0 points1 point ago

All I know is I read Aziz's - "Are you an idiot?" in his voice.

[–]patchy911 0 points1 point ago

This is obviously fake but still funny as all hell. the "what causes wet dreams" tab is the funniest part.

[–]TheFritz92 0 points1 point ago

I'd be up for Red Lobster.

[–]filthymcbastard 1 point2 points ago

Is this supposed to be funny? I don't understand.

[–]Zep_Rocko 1 point2 points ago

If you don't have a working knowledge of NFL football this would fly over your head.

[–]filthymcbastard 0 points1 point ago

That would be the reason. Thank you, sir or ma'am.

[–]landedgamer 0 points1 point ago

It was all OK but then I read the bottom message and actully laughed for the first time in days.

[–]Huungus -3 points-2 points ago

Email nr 6 from the top made me chuckle. Well done, upvote to you!

[–]ja_bour 0 points1 point ago

who F**king uses the chat option on gmail?

[–]upvoteconfessionbear 2 points3 points ago

You know, this is the internet. You are permitted to use cuss words.

[–]DrPeteVenkman 2 points3 points ago

Cock, Balls.

[–]patchy911 1 point2 points ago

Aww I'm tellin!

[–]Kattattacks 1 point2 points ago

Everyone!?!?!

[–]GreatBosh 0 points1 point ago

I almost definitely use Google Chat more than the actual e-mail. I got pretty giddy when I found out there was a Chrome extension for it.