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[–]letsgetthis 38 points39 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/SGLc7.jpg

[–]gayunicornrainbows 91 points92 points ago

trolling, rolling, bounding, bouncing across Europe, people often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when when peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when whe use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan, and other nuclear robots to explore Mars. Triumph when we free Europe from nazis. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph

But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me.

The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs Amsterdam.

Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. Thats what it means to be an American

[–]daconman 48 points49 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/TibWV.gif

[–]Dickvechkin 0 points1 point ago

"Triumph. Every bite of it, triumph" -FTFY

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 0 points1 point ago

You are Hemingway reincarnate.

[–]studmuffffffin 11 points12 points ago

Murica

[–]SirReddit 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah! Is there a wallpaper version of this?

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 0 points1 point ago

I am poor, bu I wish someone use this new feature and 'give gold' to you for this. Incredible.

[–]SpeakOnIt 1 point2 points ago

You forgot one thing... Triumph when one completes a food challenge.

[–]Trickster_2212 0 points1 point ago

That was beautiful.

[–]scattyscams 0 points1 point ago

we didn't rid the world of nazis, that was mainly russia, we basically removed a fraction of nazis from the earth.

[–]Favo32 -4 points-3 points ago

Russia supplied with American arms and funded by American dollars.

[–]Heh_Heh_Heh 6 points7 points ago

Eh? Armed and funded by Americans? Quite a big statement there. Can you provide a source that shows Soviets were armed by Americans? You seem to be implying that Soviet soldiers rode around in American-made tanks, armed with American-made guns.

As far as lend-lease goes, wiki only shows US provided rail cars, 14% of Soviets' aircrafts, and logistics support for Soviet-made tanks.

Granted lend-lease made things easier but to imply US support was the determining factor for the outcome of WW2 in USSR's favor is laughable.

[–]CarnivorousAvenger 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't the determining factor but is was one of many. Also the USSR would have eventually lost steam without allied help. I don't know why its popular on reddit to say the USSR won WWII single handedly, because that's very untrue.

[–]Suecotero -3 points-2 points ago

The Russians would have most likely defeated the Wehrmacht even without lend-lease. But sure, you guys won WW2. Don't forget to mention that time you defeated Napoleon, Ghengis Khan, Hannibal, Tokugawa Ieyasu and the Klingon Empire all at the same time with a rag-tag band of charismatic marines. I hear it's becoming a movie.

[–]fireline12 -4 points-3 points ago

OK, as much as I agree that the Russians played a huge role in WWII, put your money where your mouth is and prove that the Russians could have defeated the Third Reich without any assistance, including Lend-Lease. That's a bold assertion to make with no evidence.

[–]Suecotero 2 points3 points ago

Well, for starters, historians consider the turning point of the eastern front to be the failed push for Moscow in 1941. To paraphrase Pulitzer prize-winning historian Anthony Beevor "the door was kicked in, but the rotten building didn't collapse", i.e. the Germans knew they had to cause regime change to overcome the Soviet Union's vast advantage in manpower and resources. Psychologically, the turning point was the siege and defeat of the Wehrmacht's 6th army in Stalingrad 1942. A vast majority of lend-lease aid only arrived after Stalingrad, making it irrelevant for the crucial first years of the conflict.

The Russians sure loved lend-lease, putting highly reliable american vehicles to good use in logistics. At some point, two thirds of the Red Army truck fleet were American. It's influential, but not decisive. There is little doubt the Russians would have made due with their own vehicles had lend-lease not existed. After all, they already manufactured vastly superior tanks.

The allies opening a second front did seal the fate of Nazi Germany, but 80% of German combat casualties happened on the eastern front. If any single country can be declared the victor of that war, it's the Soviet Union.

[–]fireline12 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for the argument! I love having some actual informed debate on reddit, instead of people just calling me trailer trash. I still have to read up more on the Eastern Front of the war. Honestly, you can never read enough about it. The more I read the more I want to know.

[–]Suecotero 1 point2 points ago

Anthony Beevor writes excellent and accessible WW2 litterature. Get "Stalingrad" and go from there.

[–]YadaYadaSex 1 point2 points ago

Ya'll know this thread is about a fat man eating a comically oversized burger, right?

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    [–]Heh_Heh_Heh 3 points4 points ago

    Russians played a huge role in WWII

    Actually, it was Soviets, and claiming their role was "huge" is an understatement.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stalingrad

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kursk

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Berlin

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Moscow

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Manchuria

    And,

    of course...

    [–]Heh_Heh_Heh -2 points-1 points ago

    Thats what it means to be an American

    Fantasy vs reality

    [–]konohasaiyajin 1 point2 points ago

    That is also Triumph.

    [–]asdeff 0 points1 point ago

    Someone needs to 'merica tag this image

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      [–]Rabidpotatoes 3 points4 points ago

      The Burger Kin... Erm monarch.

      [–]Fish_Love 158 points159 points ago

      I don't know why, but I find that man endearing. It's probably his birthday, he is chubby, they gave him a burger, he is happy. It's all very endearing, I hope he has a happy life.

      [–]van_gofuckyourself 27 points28 points ago

      I was thinking the exact same thing. That picture put a huge grin on my face and I can't figure out exactly why.

      [–]slefob 4 points5 points ago

      The contrast of your username and comment made me smile

      [–]Kjulo 11 points12 points ago

      A grown man, smiling in a very humane way, because people wish him well. They know him, they game him something, not just a burger, but a moment of his life he will not forget.

      [–]Murca -1 points0 points ago

      and heart disease.

      [–]iGilmer 1 point2 points ago

      It's because we're all Americans deep down. You're one, too, buddy.

      [–]Cthulhu_Bloop 5 points6 points ago

      I was thinking the exact same thing. He looks happy, he's probably surrounded by friends and having a great time. I found myself happy for him.

      [–]Fish_Love 0 points1 point ago

      That's exactly it!

      [–]bitchsomemorebitch 3 points4 points ago

      yet if this was a "chubby" woman everyone would be grossed out and offering health advice.

      [–]Fish_Love 1 point2 points ago

      No, that's not what I meant. He needs health advice as well I guess. I think it's his contented smile. If I saw the same image with a woman looking that happy I'd probably say the same.

      [–]seancarter 1 point2 points ago

      As someone who looks/looked a lot like this man, your comment made me smile. Endearing isn't a word one hears often and I'm sure he'd be smiling just as much if he read it. Thanks.

      [–]Fish_Love 0 points1 point ago

      Aww. Keep your head up man!

      [–]robbyking 2 points3 points ago

      I have this weird internal conflict in that I think gluttony is disgusting but I also enjoy seeing overweight people when they're excited because they're about to eat.

      [–]Fish_Love 0 points1 point ago

      I'm not overweight, but I can, at times, become excited because I am about to eat.. I have all the trappings of an overweight person. I just give it time, it'll happen.

      [–]done_holding_back -4 points-3 points ago

      What if I said he hates cats?

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        [–]the_eran_trio 32 points33 points ago

        Anyone notice the look of total confidence on his face? He's like, "Back up dudes, shit is about to go down."

        [–]alaskanloops 7 points8 points ago

        "Hold my beer, check this out."

        [–]alaskanloops 0 points1 point ago

        /r/holdmybeer

        [–]Th3MadCreator 86 points87 points ago

        I'm incredibly hungry right now, and that looks absolutely delicious.

        [–]TallOneJosh 15 points16 points ago

        The real question is, do they deliver?

        [–]bigwood928 46 points47 points ago

        'MERICA always delivers

        [–]burrito_brother 28 points29 points ago

        OP doesn't.

        [–]alaskanloops 3 points4 points ago

        Are you the brother or are you the burrito?

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          [–]guthpasta 1 point2 points ago

          I think the real question is, where's the beef?

          [–]less_rhet 1 point2 points ago

          I'm no hater but I'd expect that torch is probably going to give it a weird flavor

          [–]kaji823 12 points13 points ago

          I'm vegan and that still looks awesome. I definitely grew up in Texas.

          [–]Anonymous3891 0 points1 point ago

          Fuck the haters downvoting. A vegan who isn't acting like a condescending douche is like seeing a frickin' unicorn.

          [–]kaji823 3 points4 points ago

          Thanks! There are quite a few of us who are bitches. I just eat this way for health reasons; I have no moral problem with people eating animals (just the mistreatment of them by the factory farm industry - eat local!).

          [–]bro_b1_kenobi 9 points10 points ago

          We have our own show dedicated to this kind of food. Man vs Food

          [–]canitoy 1 point2 points ago

          There's no way this is real. The hamburger probably weighs as much as a small adult

          [–]NaChoBizness 15 points16 points ago

          It looks like a giant turd as well...

          [–]OBrien 1 point2 points ago

          It's actually just a truck Tire in place of a Burger.

          [–]bro_b1_kenobi 5 points6 points ago

          Yep. It's real. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Y6VVdk2XY

          Edit: Small? Try 196 lbs

          [–]canitoy 7 points8 points ago

          Cheesus!

          [–]desull 0 points1 point ago

          and he single handedly ate it all.

          [–]kathartik 4 points5 points ago

          god, watching that show was like watching a man slowly commit suicide. you can visibly see him getting bigger as the series goes on.

          [–]Higgsbomb 4 points5 points ago

          fucking awesome

          [–]e4excellence 12 points13 points ago

          'MERICA Jealousy. It's all you feel.

          [–]david-me 6 points7 points ago

          Is this one of those, "If you can finish it, it's free" type of things?

          [–]mrwill[!] 1 point2 points ago

          Yes, I believe this is at the Jack Daniels restaurant in Lake Charles, LA. It is 50 bucks but if you finish just the burger you get it for free.

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            [–]why_fist_puppies 5 points6 points ago

            Part of a balanced breakfast.

            [–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 12 points13 points ago

            I never get why people make these huge burgers. Ok fine, you want to eat that much food, but why not make many single burgers instead of one huge one? I mean there's no way you can take a bite out of that without it falling apart.

            [–]SensibleMadness 54 points55 points ago

            The experienced glutton knows not to waste valuable stomach space on superfluous bread. The giant burger model increases the meat-to-bread ratio, thereby hardening the arteries much more efficiently.

            [–]sayyahtodaupeh 16 points17 points ago

            Excess carbohydrate leads to high blood sugar which will harden the arteries, if anything the burger in the picture is healthier than many smaller burgers.

            [–]NaChoBizness -1 points0 points ago

            Smaller burgers may have more bread, but the fat in that piece of shit will clog your arteries.

            There is no such thing as "healthier" when it comes down to a choice between diabetes or congestive heart failure.

            [–]ben1105 6 points7 points ago

            There's a lot of research that seems to indicate simple carbs may be just as bad, if not worse, than saturated fats in terms of cardiovascular health.

            At the very least, the meat is chock full of micronutrients and unsaturated fats which makes it a better overall choice than highly processed white bread.

            [–]gumbercules6 3 points4 points ago

            Or you could just choose a healthier meal rather than between two horribly unhealthy ones.

            [–]ben1105 4 points5 points ago

            I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

            [–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

            But HOW do you consume such a monstrosity?

            [–]SensibleMadness 23 points24 points ago

            Unhinge your jaw, like a snake.

            [–]bawb88 2 points3 points ago

            DUH! Why didn't I think of that!?

            [–]mainstreaminghipster 5 points6 points ago

            stand up, open mouth real wide, dive head first onto table, ???, PROFIT

            amateurs may want to remove the candle first but real pros will eat the burger WITH candle for some added flavor.

            [–]EPIC_RAPTOR 1 point2 points ago

            You take it apart and eat it with your paws like an animal.

            [–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

            Like a Raptor?

            [–]EPIC_RAPTOR 0 points1 point ago

            I wish I could eat with my claws :(

            [–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

            You can do it, I believe in you!

            [–]shpongolian 1 point2 points ago

            Use meatloaf as buns. That's what it was invented for.

            [–]syllabic 0 points1 point ago

            It's keto friendly.

            [–]sgtpppr 5 points6 points ago

            It's a novelty burger that restaurants use as a gimmick to advertise. Do you honestly think people just order that and eat it regularly?

            [–]general-Insano 0 points1 point ago

            I might...then again I'd never stop exercising to ward of the immense calories

            [–]starfries 0 points1 point ago

            Maybe because it's awesome?

            I mean, the firework doesn't make it easier to eat either, but I don't see you questioning that.

            [–]ColorfulRadiation 0 points1 point ago

            That's just the appetizer.

            [–]dinofan01 2 points3 points ago

            You laugh but I would eat this right now.

            [–]mysticalmisogynistic 3 points4 points ago

            I think I speak for all Americans when I say... This is awesome.

            [–]Descriptivista 2 points3 points ago

            'Merica is horribly cliched. Find a new horse to kill and then beat.

            [–]GingerLegs 3 points4 points ago

            I've never been more proud of my country than when I saw this.

            [–]twistoff 5 points6 points ago

            /r/MURICA

            [–]alquicksilver 1 point2 points ago

            Watching people try to eat things like that (Oh, Man v. Food, why) is like watching a train wreck. No matter how horrible it makes me feel inside, I can't stop watching.

            [–]axowlll 1 point2 points ago

            i dont wanna know how, i just wanna know WHY!?

            [–]too_enthused 0 points1 point ago

            five guys?

            [–]muddytoejoe 10 points11 points ago

            There isn't nearly enough fries.

            [–]nixon007 1 point2 points ago

            how many calories?

            [–]deadcom 5 points6 points ago

            2

            [–]dgib 5 points6 points ago

            billion

            [–]Saintarium 2 points3 points ago

            [post]2

            [–]dgib 0 points1 point ago

            and beyond!! o/

            [–]BoatWizard 0 points1 point ago

            Those fries look delicious and I'm starving right now. Please share.

            [–]spaceshipsandspice 1 point2 points ago

            At least he's got some veggies in there....

            [–]naidd 0 points1 point ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJNpHmanPk

            [–]moonboots_runner 0 points1 point ago

            I've been waiting to use this

            [–]ObviousTrolls -1 points0 points ago

            That is them grossest thing that I have ever seen...well not really but damn that is a lot of food! Do you think he will save any in his pockets for later?

            [–]billlampley 0 points1 point ago

            I would have to save some in my checks to eat on the way home.

            [–]Saintarium 0 points1 point ago

            Good someone put a warning flare there, its a health hazard.

            [–]icametolife4reddit -1 points0 points ago

            WHERE IS THIS ???? I WANT! NOW!

            [–]aeternum666 0 points1 point ago

            I throw money at my screen and nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            [–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

            All that picture needs is an an eagle, a firearm, and some liquor.

            [–]billlampley 0 points1 point ago

            Maybe they are just less visible.

            [–]SassyLittleMinx 0 points1 point ago

            Because this guy needs to ingest 12 pounds of food.

            [–]erikmcginnis 0 points1 point ago

            I cried... tears of bacon fat... 'MERICA FUCK YEAH

            [–]magnetight 0 points1 point ago

            I'm so frightened >_<

            [–]rhubarbarino 0 points1 point ago

            Tha fuck? Is there lettuce on that burger? That's not the 'merica I know.

            [–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

            'EPOST

            [–]ForwardsMan 0 points1 point ago

            Thats' a pretty big on year old, dont'chya think?

            [–]I_LIEK_SKYRIM 0 points1 point ago

            I cried.

            [–]mgrifone 1 point2 points ago

            That's about my calorie intake for an entire week

            [–]Zenike -1 points0 points ago

            'murica

            [–]marxmith 0 points1 point ago

            That is how I want to die.

            [–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

            I like how ESPN is always on whenever a picture is taken at a bar, gym, or restaurant.

            [–]papadop 0 points1 point ago

            NUMBER FUCKIN 1

            [–]UnfathomablePotato 0 points1 point ago

            Down in Houston I've seen so much stuff like this. It's quite fun to watch the person eating a meal the size of their upper body. I once saw a guy eat over half of a 20 patty stacked cheese burger. It was ...scary.

            [–]fackshat 1 point2 points ago

            Those fries look good.

            [–]court12b 0 points1 point ago

            Totally. Damn. Now I've got a huge craving for some good fries.

            [–]alaskanloops 0 points1 point ago

            That guy does not need that hampburger.

            [–]billlampley 0 points1 point ago

            Oh, He needs it.

            [–]ninjanoah 0 points1 point ago

            If the cup had beer in it...

            [–]CraftyBernardo 0 points1 point ago

            fuck yea!

            And I'm British

            [–]Prophet_Muhammad_phd 0 points1 point ago

            I just want to know why reddit isnt upset with this repost?

            [–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 0 points1 point ago

            Where can I get this?

            [–]dialpopcornfortime 0 points1 point ago

            That looks soooooooooooo good.

            [–]Idras_Hairline 0 points1 point ago

            KOBY 20-FOREVER

            [–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd -1 points0 points ago

            ITT: fat people getting food hard ons.

            [–]AbigailRoseHayward -1 points0 points ago

            The land of the free!

            [–]Dubsland12 0 points1 point ago

            Need Ketchup

            [–]BadFont777 1 point2 points ago

            I wonder if foreigners realize these things are pure novelty to anyone outside of competitive eating. Fuck it, no I don't, 'Merica will eat you bitches!

            [–]pancakanator -2 points-1 points ago

            Fuck arteries this is god damn 'merica!

            [–]DarrenEdwards 0 points1 point ago

            "Oh delicious hamburger! I will not rest until you are inside of me!"

            [–]nightrida 0 points1 point ago

            The look on his face is priceless, "You see this shit? Motherfucking fire shooting out of a motherfucking burger! YEAH!"

            [–]Katrod7 0 points1 point ago

            Oh Dear God...

            [–]easyeight 1 point2 points ago

            Oh beautiful for spacious fries..

            [–]TheEdgemerian 1 point2 points ago

            be proud of your weight gain..

            [–]Nejustinas 0 points1 point ago

            I'm hungry.

            [–]the_friendly_one 0 points1 point ago

            Roman candle and French fries sold separately.

            [–]seanrm 0 points1 point ago

            "Hello? Yes, this is diabeetus"

            [–]Shouldknowbetter 1 point2 points ago

            And obesity is genetic...

            [–]Ghandi_was_taken 0 points1 point ago

            fuck yah!

            [–]CalebOwens1000 0 points1 point ago

            Nice Kubota hat though

            [–]3ntidin3 0 points1 point ago

            Kubota is the best American tractor ever.

            EDIT: Mexican.

            [–]human_interest 0 points1 point ago

            Holy shit, that looks awesome.

            [–]OdinW 1 point2 points ago

            How dare he enjoy a novelty food item on what I assume is his birthday.

            [–]JCycloneK 0 points1 point ago

            Hey man, that's got a lot a' lettuce on there.

            [–]athrix 0 points1 point ago

            The Kubota tractor hat ties everything together nicely. Dude looks pretty happy with his spangly ass mondo-burger.

            [–]aeternum666 0 points1 point ago

            He gets this from his dad.https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLJreruJzvkEkqcnJoWetKODSWnH7iYbMRrUdZeeAwxuT7vwzL

            [–]bulltown03 0 points1 point ago

            Am I the only one who recognizes mark mangino? Former KU football coach.

            [–]seancarter 0 points1 point ago

            Holy shit! That's my doppelgänger! He even has a mustache and everything!

            Edit: Proof, more proof, and current

            [–]KDIZZLL2 -1 points0 points ago

            Merica

            [–]enakj 0 points1 point ago

            Dude, go to a gym. Be a man, not a pig.

            [–]Trentious -1 points0 points ago

            'MERICA ~ FUCK YEAH

            [–]jacobsaarela 0 points1 point ago

            You almost made me cough up my water!

            [–]billlampley 0 points1 point ago

            They finally found the queen from the back of five guys that's been producing offspring.

            [–]Finglonger76 1 point2 points ago

            NASCAR on in the background. Little details that make it perfect.

            [–]elli_ 0 points1 point ago

            Now that's just sad.

            [–]nytemare99 0 points1 point ago

            If that's an American burger then where's the rest of the cow

            [–]budsy 0 points1 point ago

            FUCK BIRTHDAY CANDLES!!! WE USE BIRTHDAY FIREWORKS!!!

            [–]fukmanitskittenz 0 points1 point ago

            just take out the lettuce and it might even be 'MURCA.

            [–]SamSamSamurai 0 points1 point ago

            John Candy?

            [–]incrediblemojo 0 points1 point ago

            does anyone else see the cock-and-balls formed by the fries and burger? It's even cumming...

            [–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

            So many foreigners who are so jealous!

            [–]Koyoteelaughter 0 points1 point ago

            God bless America.

            [–]Phinnegan 0 points1 point ago

            http://i.imgur.com/GyYRS.jpg

            [–]thebluecliff 2 points3 points ago

            This picture is perfection. Look at it, I mean REALLY look at it. You'll see it...

            [–]hans_useless 1 point2 points ago

            This is obviously not true. There is still lettuce on that burger.

            [–]ServerGeek 2 points3 points ago

            Man, those fries look good.

            [–]henry_blackie 1 point2 points ago

            My internet's slow at the moment and it only loaded the top half of the picture, for some reason I assumed it was a redneck firing some sort of homemade shotgun into the roof. I was pretty disappointed.

            [–]UNICORN_NIPPLES -1 points0 points ago

            Stop encouraging the reposts please reddit.

            [–]MikeyFleming -1 points0 points ago

            repooooooost. same title and everything.

            [–]sn44 0 points1 point ago

            The only thing that is missing is a can of Budwiser, PBR, or Natty Ice.

            [–]twitinkie 1 point2 points ago

            mountain dew

            [–]Chicken_McNigger 0 points1 point ago

            Blood

            [–]billlampley 0 points1 point ago

            Only the worst people drink natty light, it's unamerican.

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