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all 68 comments

[–]PhillyNetminder 143 points144 points ago

False. This has been posted before....you didnt just realize shit.

[–]HaydenTheFox 40 points41 points ago

It's not even a baboon. OP is an idiot.

[–]chasethenoise 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. It's obviously Predator.

[–]mcbobgorge 0 points1 point ago

It's Skrillex.

[–]meisenmann23 12 points13 points ago

Also, if anything that mop looks like a mandrill. Not a baboon.

[–]Probable_Foreigner 9 points10 points ago

Didn't a adviceanimal come out of this?

[–]antifolkhero 0 points1 point ago

I think I may need to unsubscribe from this sub. It's been increasingly juvenile and unfunny/

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]HeyLinkListenHEY 6 points7 points ago

Then don't claim it as your own.

[–]king0fklubs 43 points44 points ago

Just realized youre a liar

[–]nismozx 40 points41 points ago

I logged in just so I could downvote this.

[–]PhytOxRiKER 26 points27 points ago

Literally gave birth to myself so I could downvote this post.

[–]kocyandia 21 points22 points ago

downvote and hope OP gets Aids. Done and done.

Edit: Cancer is bad bad, OP gets aids instead.

[–]NeoxGG 33 points34 points ago

You are not the only one it seems:

title comnts points age /r/
It stands there, judging you 4coms 23pts 2mos funny
Soon... 19coms 414pts 5mos Pareidolia
Every time I go to the bathroom...this is watching me. 502coms 1623pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Captain_Gnardog 5 points6 points ago

Doing God's work.

[–]ASiteForChumps 13 points14 points ago

Just clicked on his name and downvoted everything that wasn't archived, and I'm still upset that there isn't more I could do.

[–]AVeryMadFish 5 points6 points ago

You do realize that by bragging about this, you make yourself vulnerable to a similar attack by OP, yes?

[–]ASiteForChumps 0 points1 point ago

The difference is, I don't care enough about karma to blatantly repost something AS WELL AS claim to have some personal affiliation with it in order to boost it.

[–]AVeryMadFish 0 points1 point ago

Oh I agree with you 100%, just sayin'. I know what I would do if someone claimed to have downvoted all of my posts.

[–]Happypants 3 points4 points ago

Downvoting in the profile does nothing except waste your time. You'd actually have to go into each thread if you're going to do something stupid like that.

[–]icepickjones 45 points46 points ago

I wish my downvotes could give you cancer.

[–]beanso 9 points10 points ago

Interesting. I just realized something too - you're full of shit.

title comnts points age /r/
Just realized I have a baboon living in my washroom... 0coms 2pts 5hrs funny
It stands there, judging you 4coms 23pts 2mos funny
Soon... 19coms 414pts 5mos Pareidolia
Every time I go to the bathroom...this is watching me. 502coms 1623pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]craiclad 7 points8 points ago

[–]bagek 6 points7 points ago

How to tell is something is a re post= Person who posts it never comments on it

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 2 points3 points ago

Die in a car fire, you sleazy lying piece of shit.

[–]suttondeath 8 points9 points ago

Mandrill.

[–]bonkus 5 points6 points ago

More like mandrepost.

[–]_Mattman_ 2 points3 points ago

OP is a cunt. I hope this is one of those delicious posts that gets enough hate to earn a [deleted] username.

[–]Zyluhfone 0 points1 point ago

Where I come from, they call this a mop

[–]AVeryMadFish 0 points1 point ago

Yeeea I think you mean mandrill, bro. Not baboon.

[–]jaynumbernine 0 points1 point ago

Our mops had like a whiteish dirt color and we used to play and say the mop was Pegasus, from yu-gi-oh. fun.

[–]Skurvy2k 0 points1 point ago

DON'T YOU MEAN SKRILLEX!?!?

[–]banginbrunette 0 points1 point ago

I.R. Baboon?!

[–]T_rex940 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Animal from the Muppets

[–]1941RUSKI 1 point2 points ago

RAFIKI!

[–]soady984 0 points1 point ago

Upvote. Because I'm a rebel. You're still a bastard, though.

[–]ILoveAMp 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a predator.

[–]SweetBabyJesusOnFire 0 points1 point ago

Has mop in shower. Thinks the weird part is that it looks like a monkey. This guy, eh?

[–]jshe4941 0 points1 point ago

REPOST REPOST REPOST... not fooling anyone

[–]Never_not_sandwiches 0 points1 point ago

YOURE A BIG FAT PHONEY

[–]anonymous_drone 0 points1 point ago

You should probably move that baboon to your closet with the other cleaning animals

[–]ephew 0 points1 point ago

Came for the bright red butt...

...left disappoint!

[–]DDubski23 0 points1 point ago

Uhhhhh, that is a mop, you sicken me with your repost lies

[–]FlizmFlazm -1 points0 points ago

how could you downvote this? you CANT NOT deny the similarity.

[–]Ieuan1996 -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Megawatts19 -3 points-2 points ago

OP, I hate to be that guy, but...uh.....this is a mop.

[–]Diemac -3 points-2 points ago

[–]CampingPirates 0 points1 point ago

Where's the nigger?

[–]edave22 1 point2 points ago

This is an old picture. Go away

[–]sandozguineapig -5 points-4 points ago

A mandrill mop for your man-drill slop.

[–]Krunklestiltskin -3 points-2 points ago

That's obviously Brak.

[–]blackasssnake -4 points-3 points ago

put your stinky ass mop away like an adult and PAY YOUR TAXES DAMNIT

[–]bilgey41 -4 points-3 points ago

i believe you mean nicki minaj

[–]stoatyboy -5 points-4 points ago

That mop has unnecessarily long dreads.

[–]Vihzel -5 points-4 points ago

Racist!

[–]dookieface -5 points-4 points ago

mufasa

[–]Hormander -5 points-4 points ago

[–]brocode101 -5 points-4 points ago

That's skrillex with dyed hair