Excuse me, Chicago school lunch comin through...

Clowens · 2012-11-08T19:51:01+00:00

Onions and Potatoes. That's two veggies, wayyy too healthy.

sbaat · 2012-11-08T17:56:08+00:00

THAT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veloci-Raptor · 2012-11-08T20:02:39+00:00

This isn't a school lunch, nice try though.

boohoopooryou · 2012-11-08T19:52:54+00:00

da bears

dadukee · 2012-11-08T18:42:47+00:00

HNNNNGGGG, MY HEART!!!

nugs_mckenzie · 2012-11-08T18:15:41+00:00

Thats a double lunch nigga

bagi2009 · 2012-11-08T18:47:47+00:00

I work for the CPS, What school is giving you that? It should be about half if anything. Our school lunches are nothing alike. Just saying.

andy921 · 2012-11-08T21:00:55+00:00

Wow. This can't be a public school though. Where I went to HS the government decided to limit the calories in our lunches to prevent obesity. They didn't make any effort to improve lunches though or make them more healthy. They just cut the amount of food we got.

I had to choose whether I got a single slice of shitty pizza or the soggy french fries. Couldn't have both anymore. I was still hungry after lunch every day. God I envy you.

prettyprincess90 · 2012-11-08T21:08:06+00:00

Honestly it looks delicious but nothing there is healthy. That is the biggest problem, where is the nutritious food? This is why "merica is overweight.

Crea4114 · 2012-11-08T13:51:47-07:00

Call me an American but I think that looks the best

ZombieKingKong · 2012-11-08T12:01:20-07:00

Diabetus? Is that you calling?

wanderso24 · 2012-11-08T20:15:03+00:00

USA! USA!

satellitebob · 2012-11-08T20:12:07+00:00

tastes like freedom.

rickshaw_johnson · 2012-11-08T20:35:09+00:00

Only 3 ketchups?

iKnowWhoIamWhoRu · 2012-11-08T23:46:24+00:00

Umm, no . The only reason school food was great was because of these, SUPER DONUTS! Everything else tasted horrible.

HagWeed · 2012-11-08T19:44:53+00:00

Now thats a proper way to represent 'murica's lunches

joban123 · 2012-11-08T19:20:36+00:00

MY NIGGA

callmeRichard · 2012-11-09T00:35:14+00:00

Wow... Chicago must be full of fatties.

gayunicornrainbows · 2012-11-08T20:52:28+00:00

Strolling, rolling, bounding, bouncing across Europe, people often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when when peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when whe use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan, and other nuclear robots to explore Mars. Triumph when we free Europe from nazis. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph

But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me.

The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs Amsterdam.

Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. Thats what it means to be an American

QualityEnforcer · 2012-11-08T15:09:03+00:00

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GianterGinger · 2012-11-08T18:13:08+00:00

That's not a pizza.

nicksatdown · 2012-11-08T19:45:56+00:00

Yes. You have won this one Snackmaster99.

Sotordamotor · 2012-11-08T20:31:10+00:00

Where did you get this?

goosefish · 2012-11-08T20:31:50+00:00

Probably the best one I've seen so far.

BluApex · 2012-11-08T20:53:33+00:00

This is the kid buying too much from the a la carte

Mrlife · 2012-11-08T20:56:42+00:00

You forgot to take your Mountain Dew bottle out of you pocket for the picture.

Skwerley · 2012-11-08T21:00:53+00:00

It doesn't count if it's ala carte or you bought extra.

savage_beast · 2012-11-08T21:11:05+00:00

I call fucking bullshit unless they improved the lunches 1000% percent in the last 2 years, this is bullshit.

missingsf · 2012-11-08T21:11:08+00:00

Fo.... for real?

rfanch · 2012-11-08T21:18:59+00:00

looks soo good.. but soo fatty lol

EnterTheCabbage · 2012-11-08T21:31:00+00:00

Where's the giardinara?

rachanel · 2012-11-08T21:43:10+00:00

Being from the suburbs of Chicago, I can tell you this is definitely wrong.

MiniTim · 2012-11-08T22:06:11+00:00

'MUUUUUURICAAAAA

Ritzx · 2012-11-08T22:08:27+00:00

Boy was it a good idea to get on reddit while hungry.

MaxVenturi · 2012-11-08T22:14:52+00:00

Where the hell did you go to school?

happywaffle · 2012-11-08T22:35:36+00:00

Bless you for coming up with a headline that's not "I'll see your… and raise you…"

Ghostwoif123 · 2012-11-08T23:09:05+00:00

And you're sitting outside? O_o..

redone14 · 2012-11-08T23:20:05+00:00

I call bullshit. CPS graduate here.

Rekpar3 · 2012-11-08T23:27:09+00:00

Where's callingbullshit.gif when you need him?

h8sgonah8 · 2012-11-08T23:33:28+00:00

What no bratwurst.. Da bears..

Aniolla · 2012-11-08T23:45:56+00:00

Obesity= totally worth it!

Jeevezzz · 2012-11-08T23:56:40+00:00

Looks delicious. Probably not that healthy though =P

Bikenutt · 2012-11-09T00:09:44+00:00

"Comin through" is the term the kids eating this crap will be using very often.

Garanik · 2012-11-09T00:14:13+00:00

As a kid from Central Illinois, fuck the Suburbs and their rich schools.

wshs · 2012-11-09T00:36:46+00:00

School lunch [FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED]

VankoTheBrony · 2012-11-09T01:06:22+00:00

Are they breeding a new type of fat-ass?

animelav · 2012-11-09T01:44:17+00:00

Now that's lunch! Who wants salad and salmon while smelling that stinky kid who just got out of gym next to you scarf down baked fish and feta cheese? The smell of all the calories block out any bad thing that could possibly offend you. Being in high school is bad enough.

khayden39005 · 2012-11-09T01:46:37+00:00

da betus!

soaringrooster · 2012-11-09T01:48:11+00:00

Hope those schools have a good supply of defibrillators on hand. That is disgusting.

katielady125 · 2012-11-09T01:53:10+00:00

Not healthy, but at least it looks tasty. 8/10 would nom.

l3looMeanie · 2012-11-09T01:54:20+00:00

At my high school that would cost $15 dollars and be half as good. Fuck my high school meal program.

acauseforconcern · 2012-11-09T01:56:34+00:00

that sir appears to be 2 lunches ಠ_ಠ

willscy · 2012-11-09T01:57:57+00:00

You need horseradish for the onion rings badly.

D14BL0 · 2012-11-09T02:01:45+00:00

You mean two lunches. Don't be a faggot, OP.

thoughtofficer · 2012-11-09T02:12:33+00:00

Yay obesity!

SerDelta · 2012-11-09T02:18:27+00:00

Doesn't matter had food.

ScratchBomb · 2012-11-09T02:23:48+00:00

This is why you're fat, america.

TheWhyteMaN · 2012-11-09T02:30:53+00:00

Fuck, all that heart burn.

Do they have tumms as side items there?

DamnBroad · 2012-11-09T02:38:11+00:00

I want to go to there

InJhWeTrust · 2012-11-09T02:38:17+00:00

Holy crap, frozen food reheated and served!

Grzelakin · 2012-11-09T02:45:17+00:00

Where in Chicago do you live to get a lunch this awesome. My school lunches consist of bland pasta and sweet potato fries.

Slinkyfest2005 · 2012-11-09T02:52:27+00:00

Did you pay for it or was that lunch provided to you? I think thats the point.

My highschool had similiar stuff but it was pricey for a highschool student. I treated myself once or twice a week. Otherwise it was oatmeal wet with fountain water or w/e leftovers I could dig up

Except that one time my Uncle made me a steak with blue cheese melt on top, and onion and mushrooms on the side and sent me off with a bag of hot peppers and olives. I think I had grilled veggies and mashed potatoes as a side.

Goddamn that was a good lunch.

layra96 · 2012-11-09T02:56:37+00:00

I went to school in Illinois and I'm calling bullshit...my lunches were A: never that big and B: NEVER THAT FUCKING BIG

modkill598 · 2012-11-09T03:10:40+00:00

f u chicago we get nothing in texas

OceanFace · 2012-11-09T03:11:01+00:00

It's loaded with nutrition! I hope he has a strawberry milkshake. Milk, cuz bonez, gotta have dem bonez, and strawberries, for extra nutrition.

StandByMe · 2012-11-09T03:16:11+00:00

So true. For 5 bucks at my high school, you could either get just a salad or you could pay slightly less for a cheeseburger, fries, milk and some type of Hostess cake. There was a reason why I would always have indigestion after lunch

rageblock · 2012-11-09T03:19:11+00:00

i fucking hate you that's fucking delicious

lewok · 2012-11-09T03:22:56+00:00

i never realized how shitty maryland lunches were...

aardvark19 · 2012-11-09T03:29:41+00:00

How did they get this one past Michelle (FLOTUS)?

OllieWillie · 2012-11-09T03:32:23+00:00

THAT'S NOT REAL?

Fucking hell how appalling...

cody_au · 2012-11-09T03:56:35+00:00

That's fucking intense and I'm 100% behind it.

ScreenWipe · 2012-11-09T04:20:22+00:00

Can't be bothered to get an imgur link because its late but you should see this.

Nema_K · 2012-11-09T04:27:50+00:00

Bullshit. As a former CPS student, we don't get fed anything close to that. Luckily my school had open campus starting sophmore year and I could go wherever I wanted to eat at 3x the cost but 10x the quality.

Vihzel · 2012-11-09T04:32:14+00:00

OP is not in a public secondary education school.

naewpaks · 2012-11-09T04:45:57+00:00

this explains why you're all fat fucks xD kidding

system_limbic · 2012-11-09T04:54:23+00:00

School lunch burgers. Possibly the grossest burger in all of life.

TheEliteNub · 2012-11-09T04:56:33+00:00

Bullshit. Source: CPS student

BLVD · 2012-11-09T04:57:43+00:00

Picture is missing can of Old Style

bvanman · 2012-11-09T05:06:19+00:00

Don't lie. This is not comparable to the other pictures. This student received more food than normally comes with a meal.

Klashiez · 2012-11-09T05:25:55+00:00

I hate my country.

patio87 · 2012-11-09T05:40:40+00:00

That might be close to 2000 calories.

lukabrazi · 2012-11-09T06:13:55+00:00

What part of chicago?!? I know this isnt CPS lunch for sure

kiranhayes · 2012-11-09T06:16:19+00:00

Bosco sticks and curly fries everyday.

blindshot666 · 2012-11-09T06:35:07+00:00

What school is this? I live in Chicago and every school I ever attended had shitty lunches, nothing near as good looking as this.

lvlegabyte · 2012-11-09T06:58:55+00:00

Damn, I'm moving to Chicago! Oh wait... damn I finished high school already...

Thrashavich · 2012-11-09T06:59:23+00:00

It's... it's beautiful!

Turdible · 2012-11-09T07:04:44+00:00

That looks so good.

mobilehypo · 2012-11-09T07:37:16+00:00

Shit, that looks awesome. Healthy, no, but awesomely made.

kikaider1987 · 2012-11-09T07:39:18+00:00

when you make poor choices picking out the food and then buy it, that's you making poor choices, not the school.

0cacophobia0 · 2012-11-09T08:01:22+00:00

You forgot your side of rodent poop

jackalmo · 2012-11-09T08:32:55+00:00

lol so he took his friends lunch and combined it with his own ....equal both unhealthy

Jodiee182 · 2012-11-08T20:21:33+00:00

No wonder Americans are so fat

HuggableBear · 2012-11-08T23:23:03+00:00

No way in hell is that a school lunch. That is from a restaurant, probably some walk-up joint. No school anywhere would give you two of anything for lunch, their budget matters too much. The quality might be the same, but this particular picture is a bold-faced lie.

viktrus · 2012-11-08T18:17:53+00:00

'Murica

paulrulez742 · 2012-11-08T20:25:01+00:00

How many times were you murdered before taking this picture?

GrimChaos · 2012-11-08T20:28:14+00:00

I'm in Chicago, my school lunches never looked like that (graduated high school in 2003)

Three_Headed_Monkey · 2012-11-09T00:20:28+00:00

That does not look appetising at all.

InazumaKICK · 2012-11-08T19:55:19+00:00

It's not Chicago unless there's a gun in your soup and you get scouted by two gangs on the way to the cafeteria.

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