Whenever I try to set a friend up with a girl...

getchar · 2012-11-08T15:19:41+00:00

God, the exasperation! Priceless.

Cactrot · 2012-11-08T15:03:12+00:00

I like how the runner jumped over the base and then slid.

OlivettiFourtyFour · 2012-11-08T16:03:09+00:00

Man, I sometimes hate that shit, though. You're out with your friends at a bar, and you're just trying to relax and have a good time. All of a sudden your friend sees some girl who looks like she spent 2 hours too long getting ready to come have a Miller High Life at this shitty bar, and, completely interrupting the relatively stimulating conversation in progress, starts nagging you to go talk to her. After telling him to go fuck himself for the 15th time, he gets up to go to the bathroom. Little do you know the duplicitious fuck is actually going to "wingman" for you because of his fucked up, twisted sense of comradery.

Now you have to talk to this girl who obviously gives only enough of a shit to pretend like she doesn't give a shit, and meanwhile you're thinking about how there's a half a gallon of milk just sitting - sitting next to your computer tower, and how you probably left some porno on the screen. You've gone over the timing - if you were to go home, and provided there aren't more disgusting things that you're not even thinking about (the unwashed, unmade bed hasn't even been factored into the decision yet), you only have time to take care of one item before she can follow you in and fully take in the shitshow that is your little fucking apartment. "Oh, nice....spiders." She'll say. "Yes, they're my friends." You'll reply jokingly, but the silence that follows will betray that, no, no, you're not.

Fuck off, Sam.

juxtaposition21 · 2012-11-08T08:18:16-07:00

The mets look kinda young this year

TheBlameThrower · 2012-11-08T18:08:58+00:00

It could be worse.

GrammarKnotsi · 2012-11-08T14:19:08+00:00

Why is the fielder wearing a batting helmet...?

Cal_From_Cali · 2012-11-08T15:21:05+00:00

I understand completely, and the guy playing first base isn't ugly, and the ball isn't fat or anything, why not at least try to catch it??

david-me · 2012-11-08T14:26:28+00:00

If this was me, the ball would have hit me in the face and my date would have to drive me to the hospital.

How I wish it would happen? http://imgur.com/CeoPF

Beingabummer · 2012-11-08T15:31:30+00:00

The fielder kid is Calvin and he's my hero.

craftygnomes · 2012-11-08T15:10:34+00:00

i notice you're wearing a helmet. are you setting your friend up with a "special" lady?

hiitsjamie · 2012-11-08T09:01:18-07:00

He lets her get to first?

critercat · 2012-11-08T15:55:04+00:00

Throw would have pulled him off the bag anyway.

Terrasel · 2012-11-08T17:49:45+00:00

Whenever a friend tries to set me up with a girl...

is_naked_right_now · 2012-11-08T19:25:36+00:00

I'm just curious as to why buddy has a helmet on, playing defense?

Great_Chairman_Mao · 2012-11-08T19:32:17+00:00

You can practically hear him say "What the fuck, man?"

im_stealing_internet · 2012-11-08T15:25:45+00:00

It's hard to get some girls excited about balls...

norsegods · 2012-11-08T15:31:08+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/YvjoU.jpg NSFW

BorisAcornKing · 2012-11-08T16:19:40+00:00

as someone who never gets women and is completely oblivious, I sometimes wonder if my friends have ever tried to set me up.

I'm the kid at first if he doesn't even notice the ball go past him and continues playing with rocks.

hawkeyezzz · 2012-11-08T08:43:42-07:00

I don't know what you're talking about, at least he got to first base!

BasedOG · 2012-11-08T18:03:33+00:00

Can you blame this kid for not paying attention baseball does get boring

goodathiestyosef · 2012-11-08T16:33:05+00:00

I HATED sports and was always forced to play them all the time as a kid. I was definitely the kid not giving a fuck

dundeedan · 2012-11-08T15:53:43+00:00

Funny gif; cunty title.

butterscotchripple · 2012-11-08T16:10:19+00:00

The gif was funny, your title added nothing.

Sure_lll_Eat_That · 2012-11-08T15:50:54+00:00

Wicked slide into first!

tehbertl · 2012-11-08T15:59:29+00:00

That is one huge head.

LordOfGummies · 2012-11-08T09:14:36-07:00

He mad.

B_Rich · 2012-11-08T16:14:48+00:00

I need a wingman like you.

ruzziancheep · 2012-11-08T16:18:22+00:00

This is definitely me playing volleyball today.

SuperCrunch82 · 2012-11-08T16:20:06+00:00

Haha, so many times have I been 'that' friend!

supersirj · 2012-11-08T16:27:37+00:00

He was distracted by the Mr. Softee truck.

justinarms · 2012-11-08T16:28:43+00:00

I wish I didn't identify with this so much.

graffiti81 · 2012-11-08T16:30:42+00:00

Friends that aren't as much of failures with women as me? I don't believe it.

Walnutterzz · 2012-11-08T16:41:53+00:00

Those two kids remind me so much of my nephews. One doesn't pay attention and the other freaks the fuck out.

DarkMa11er · 2012-11-08T16:42:22+00:00

does anyone else think this looks like a midget league?

erryday_IAm_rustling · 2012-11-08T09:43:11-07:00

AHAHAHA!

mockereo · 2012-11-08T16:49:38+00:00

Whenever you set up a friend with a girl, he/she allows them get to first base, and possibly advance further?

BeMoreLikeMae1 · 2012-11-08T16:52:09+00:00

I've just given up trying.

theflyinderp · 2012-11-08T16:57:21+00:00

The friend being the ball or the kid?

Brewskys · 2012-11-08T16:58:45+00:00

Redditors suck in general at making captions. You pulled it off though. I smiled!

spineur · 2012-11-08T17:00:42+00:00

I like the outfielder comes and gets the ball after he misses it. AKA the girl gets taken by someone other than your friend. EPIC.

stevenland2 · 2012-11-08T17:01:42+00:00

Ripple that make their kids wear a helmet in the field disgust me!

Jedmac90 · 2012-11-08T17:03:41+00:00

Haveeeee you met Ted?

carlosalgado123 · 2012-11-08T17:04:16+00:00

the kid was just like: dude?! wtf?!!!

bob-leblaw · 2012-11-08T17:04:19+00:00

So the infielder wearing a batting helmet is the one paying attention. Who knew.

nottodayfolks · 2012-11-08T17:07:55+00:00

Ahhh ADD. That kid was a million miles away. Not great for baseball though.

downsunup · 2012-11-08T17:12:52+00:00

yes now we can all be "that guy" from "some movie" that can either look cool by setting a friend up with a random stranger or look cool by doing everything he could to set up a friend but it was the friends fault he failed. this is more of a narcissistic trait cause its a win-win scenario for everybody but his friend lol

sfzen · 2012-11-08T17:13:41+00:00

Did Darth Vader just get a base hit?

bs000 · 2012-11-08T17:14:12+00:00

As a kid, I did exactly the same thing as the gif, except the ball hit him in the face. Obviously, I did this on purpose and it was all my fault and that's how he would tell it to everyone. The same could be said for when my friend gets rejected by a girl.

NickRausch · 2012-11-08T17:26:30+00:00

Why is the kid playing the field have a helmet?

SeethingRage · 2012-11-08T17:27:02+00:00

Why the fuck is that kid wearing a helmet lol

ReigninLikeA_MoFo · 2012-11-08T17:28:52+00:00

That kid that totally missed the ball? Yeah, that's a perfect representation of me. :(

reltne · 2012-11-08T17:29:34+00:00

i loved coaching lil' tykes when my kids were teeny. dandelions, sirens and puppies interrupted more action than thinking of nuns.

michaelmclees · 2012-11-08T17:43:59+00:00

I once did almost exactly the opposite. Got on first and took my confident lead. Then I just spaced out.

Pitcher threw the ball to the first baseman and I didn't even move. Didn't even know it happened. Got tagged out.

mountainousman · 2012-11-08T17:46:40+00:00

Little kids are so funny.

stonepoacher · 2012-11-08T17:52:56+00:00

Tiger tryouts. Made the team

benbernankenonpareil · 2012-11-08T17:53:35+00:00

He even lets the right fielder retrieve the errant throw first

things_ive_fucked · 2012-11-08T17:59:25+00:00

I fucked a bowl of soup back in the day.

notshawnvaughn · 2012-11-08T18:00:15+00:00

"You just have fun out there, Okay Brian?"

vitalogst · 2012-11-08T18:04:24+00:00

I just want to point out that just like the gif, in life if the dude isn't looking, don't throw him the ball. Get his attention first, make sure he's ready, then go for it.

HIFW_GIFs_React_ · 2012-11-08T18:04:45+00:00

/r/reactiongifs

/r/analogygifs

Mine_is_nice · 2012-11-08T18:14:36+00:00

If you play for base you need to pay attention. That kid should be in right field.

idrink211 · 2012-11-08T18:15:13+00:00

Something similar happened in one of my little league games, except this was the league championship game. Pop fly and the center fielder was in another world. We lost the game because of it. I also distinctly remember being the last batter of the game. :(

JustGiona · 2012-11-08T18:18:09+00:00

He's not really into baseball. Parents put him there lol

BLTM8192 · 2012-11-08T18:24:44+00:00

Hahah, unfortunately I think I'm #7 more often than #12

Aero_ · 2012-11-08T18:28:57+00:00

Who the hell taught that kid to slide into first?

random314 · 2012-11-08T18:33:29+00:00

This guy always ends up talking about his ex-gf. ALWAYS.

thatguysammo · 2012-11-08T18:37:56+00:00

you know what you did wrong?... you missed his head (metaphorically speaking)

JoshZilIa · 2012-11-08T18:38:39+00:00

He's not catching what your pitching?

jimmym007 · 2012-11-08T18:41:01+00:00

You're helping him get to third base? Or do I have the wrong kid there?

I_used_to_smile · 2012-11-08T18:43:40+00:00

Although it looks slow to us I believe to them it feels like they are playing an extremely intense filled game.

Ketorded · 2012-11-08T18:47:44+00:00

Clearly only got the job as first baseman because he was left handed.

gitzky · 2012-11-08T18:58:19+00:00

I'll never forget. We were about 8 years old and my best friend hit his first home run, AND it was to win the game. We all jumped on him when he got to home base in celebration. He came up out of the pile on crying and frightened.

Lykoaster · 2012-11-08T19:12:07+00:00

I was the kid who missed the ball while spacing out... My father still hasn't forgiven me.

Lolthien · 2012-11-08T19:29:46+00:00

This is fucking hilarious. My eyes are watering.

Anon1E1Mouse · 2012-11-08T19:40:08+00:00

I like it. It says so much about the situation. The ball represents the girl, the base is his seat, the team mate swooping in to catch the ball after he misses, and the runner going in to take his spot after he gets up to chase. SO DEEEEEEEEEEEP

damaximum · 2012-11-08T19:55:31+00:00

I love how its a baseball game fits perfectly.

bladderbunch · 2012-11-08T20:18:25+00:00

Only responding to the gif, I was playing ball a few weeks ago and tried to pick a guy off first. He wasn't paying attention. Neither was my first baseman. The ball bounced off his leg and over to the second baseman.

Two pitches later, my catcher had the same idea. Inattentive baserunner, and again, inattentive first baseman. His throw was a bit better though, 'cause it nailed the first baseman right in the dome. this time the ball caromed out to right field and everybody gathered around our fallen teammate, who elected to stay in the game, but one at-bat later, he was on the bench for the night.

Jaboomaphoo · 2012-11-08T20:22:28+00:00

I feel like this is about me. I know it's you Jon!

dustt10 · 2012-11-08T20:26:23+00:00

PIZZA HUT!

dmacha · 2012-11-08T20:37:30+00:00

Sleeping First Baseman

RelaxingThought · 2012-11-08T20:40:54+00:00

GG noob top lane report plz

Xysten · 2012-11-08T21:01:14+00:00

The hands out to the side move, universal gesture for 'wtf man?'. Even kids know it.

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