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Living with two female roommates .. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Sandvicheater 2231 points2232 points ago

Choose but choose wisely, for while the true shampoo will give you a shine, the false shampoo will take it from you.

[–]Lillipout 970 points971 points ago

Truly the conditioner of a king! dies

[–]thedrizzle43 799 points800 points ago

You chose... poorly.

[–]grandwahs 553 points554 points ago

This is the conditioner of a carpenter...

[–]Reesch 509 points510 points ago

Jesus must have had glorious hair.

[–]Sharra_Blackfire 345 points346 points ago

That's the one thing people of all religion and races can agree on.

[–]TacticalTomahawk 432 points433 points ago

Let us pray. Dear Lord Jesus Christ, and by Jesus Christ I'm referring to blond, good-looking, lightly-bearded or clean-shaven Jesus Christ, not hippie-looking Jesus or swarthy, more Middle Eastern Jesus - who's probably more historically accurate - not that guy. So dear clean-shaven or lightly-bearded-like-Mike-Piazza Jesus, we give thanks to you and to everything you do. Your love and acceptance washes over all of us like the warm healing waters in one of those European toilets that cleans you inside and out. I believe it's called a bid-ett. Dear blond, almost Swiss-looking Jesus, we ask you to allow us to accept everyone in this theater tonight, regardless of their religious beliefs, whether it be Muslim, or Hindu, or Jewish, or witchcraft.

[–]JuanTooTree 244 points245 points ago

10/10 would pray again.

[–]carmanjello 58 points59 points ago

At least give the guy his credit

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          [–]caseycoold 35 points36 points ago

          And we all read this in that old guy's voice too.

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            [–]Mentally_Redditted 191 points192 points ago

            SHAMPOO IS BETTER! I go on first and clean dah hair.

            [–]stupidandroid 149 points150 points ago

            CONDITIONAH IS BETTAH!

            [–]theavacado 115 points116 points ago

            I leave dee hair seehlkey and smooth.

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                    [–]grimguitar 746 points747 points ago

                    Try them all. At once. You shall smell like a field of wild flowers.

                    [–]MLBM100 402 points403 points ago

                    ...or just like a bunch of shampoos mixed together

                    [–]FrozenVegetables 361 points362 points ago

                    it may have a similar result in mixing play-doh together... brown smell.

                    [–]Mathea666 45 points46 points ago

                    I am fascinated with your analogy.

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                          [–]42ismyluckynumber 65 points66 points ago

                          ....I have five female roommates. Our bathroom looks like Sephora

                          [–]SchwarzschildRadius 24 points25 points ago

                          How can six people just share a bathroom?

                          [–]I_Dont_Get_Out_Much 23 points24 points ago

                          SHIT. EVERYWHERE.

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                              [–]DarylMartin 1461 points1462 points ago

                              What a nightmare, 1 guy, 2 chicks and a jacuzzi tub. I feel for you.

                              [–]Atario 906 points907 points ago

                              ♪ Come and knock on our door... ♬

                              [–]bakedNdelicious 437 points438 points ago

                              ♫ We'll be waiting for you ♫

                              [–]lmiah 291 points292 points ago

                              ♫ With a thing and a thing and a thing ♫

                              [–]FunMonkeyDisease 110 points111 points ago

                              Oh Uncle Jessie

                              [–]Poddo 53 points54 points ago

                              Full House AND Three's Company? UPVOTES

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                                [–]anonymousuber 85 points86 points ago

                                ♬Where the kisses are hers and hers and his threes company too!♫

                                (I'm just delighted somebody else remembers this show)

                                [–]mostcool 9 points10 points ago

                                ♬Come and dance on our floor♫

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                                  [–]almightypanda 333 points334 points ago

                                  whips out penis

                                  [–]Turtlementalist 233 points234 points ago

                                  Bad Panda! Bad!

                                  [–]Spyrex 76 points77 points ago

                                  I told you not to let him in the house.

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                                      [–]Legit_GFX 101 points102 points ago

                                      ♫ hmmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmm threes company hmm ♫ I don't know the song.

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                                          [–]cynicproject 418 points419 points ago

                                          He also never has to buy shampoo or body wash. As long as he rotates and uses a sensible amount they'll never know.

                                          [–]Beakerbite 409 points410 points ago

                                          And he'll always smell like fresh berries and lavender.

                                          [–]nonconvergent 206 points207 points ago

                                          Or coconut or cucumber melon. Been there.

                                          [–]mlgPawnstar 103 points104 points ago

                                          cucumber melon smells delicious damn it

                                          [–]JesusIsAScapegoat 10 points11 points ago

                                          Tastes good too. Really good on some bread.

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                                              [–]Totally_Into_You 107 points108 points ago

                                              And that is awesome

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                                                [–]taco_tuesdays 43 points44 points ago

                                                They'll know if he never runs out of his own shampoo.

                                                [–]Holybasil 80 points81 points ago

                                                I've had my what 250 ml bottle of shampoo for over a year now. No, we don't run out.

                                                [–]thisgunnabegood 83 points84 points ago

                                                Everytime I buy shampoo, I feel like the top 90% runs out in a week, and the bottom 10% lasts forever.

                                                I suspect elves.

                                                [–]Snoibi 6 points7 points ago

                                                In Norway we call them "nisser" (closest translation: gnomes). So if what myths have is common contain truth, there's no doubt you have a serious "elves" problem. Better get some DTT!

                                                Source: Bedtime stories!

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                                                    [–]Whodini 23 points24 points ago

                                                    He could probably do the same thing with their tampons. Maybe sell them as loosies's on eBay.

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                                                      [–]desertjedi85 597 points598 points ago

                                                      Have you ever had 2 female roommates? Girls think guys are disgusting, it's so much worse with girls. I can't tell you how many times I've pulled a wig's worth of hair out of the tub drain so I wasn't showering in 6 inches of water.

                                                      [–]Joke_Choke 733 points734 points ago

                                                      The average redditor just thinks that 'living with girls' mean week long sexy parties, casual blowjobs and two dinners prepared for you as you come home in the evening.

                                                      [–]wrathofcain 470 points471 points ago

                                                      It.... doesn't?

                                                      [–]roxxe 787 points788 points ago

                                                      not with alive girls

                                                      [–]DePingus 537 points538 points ago

                                                      I love how your comment implies both necrophilia AND cannibalism.

                                                      [–]stillalone 75 points76 points ago

                                                      You'd think those two things would go hand in hand more often.

                                                      [–]CrisisOfConsonant 67 points68 points ago

                                                      Really if you've got what it takes to do one, it's wasteful not to do the other.

                                                      [–]bambamshabam 62 points63 points ago

                                                      Good manners? My mama taught me never to play with my food :(

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                                                              [–]Drunken_Editor 126 points127 points ago

                                                              It can, but shit gets awkward. I lived with a girl for about a year, and occasionally hook up when we got super-plastered. Also, she was a pretty good cook. However, I couldn't stand her when I was sober.

                                                              [–]absolute_panic 328 points329 points ago

                                                              Sounds like a wife.

                                                              [–]Cheese_Ninja 141 points142 points ago

                                                              Twist: It was his wife.

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                                                                      [–]PennXylo 46 points47 points ago

                                                                      I keep a pair of needle nose pliers under the sink for exactly this reason. About once every 4 months I get them out. It's a thankless, disgusting, task.

                                                                      [–]srb846 84 points85 points ago

                                                                      As a girl with long hair, I just bought a drain cover to catch the hair. Haven't had to unclog the bathtub in years.

                                                                      [–]skrillex 50 points51 points ago

                                                                      |Just bought

                                                                      |Unclog in years

                                                                      This confused me for a second

                                                                      [–]electriophile 130 points131 points ago

                                                                      Just = simply

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                                                                          [–]Guysmiley777 13 points14 points ago

                                                                          www.amazon.com/Cobra-Products-400-Zip-It-Cleaning/dp/B000BO9204

                                                                          When you use it the first time make sure you're well planted because you'll feel like you're going to pass out. But holy crap it works when living with long haired female type people. The best part is you can throw the whole thing away.

                                                                          [–]bwhartmann 31 points32 points ago

                                                                          hand them the pliers and tell them to fix it

                                                                          [–]Jeffro1265 29 points30 points ago

                                                                          Yeah right. I Had a female roommate who would lose hair like there was no tomorrow. I was cleaning out the drain about once a month. Told her to do it herself and she blamed it on me. I'm a male with a year round buzz cut. Get real.

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                                                                              [–]GodofSpam 66 points67 points ago

                                                                              Mine thought it was ok to wash her bloody underwear in the sink, then leave them there still in the sink to dry.

                                                                              [–]goodbyegalaxy 210 points211 points ago

                                                                              Please tell me you're British...

                                                                              [–]gizza 44 points45 points ago

                                                                              As an Australian it didn't even cross my mind that he might have meant it in the literal sense. We've really butchered that word beyond recognition.

                                                                              [–]badvice 6 points7 points ago

                                                                              As a Brit i didn't understand the controversy until now...bloody hell.

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                                                                                [–]flipswitch 80 points81 points ago

                                                                                Unfortunately he would have said 'knickers', so it's as terrible as you imagined.

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                                                                                    [–]hellolizzie 196 points197 points ago

                                                                                    Hey I live with some really hairy ape like men and they leave A LOT of hair in the bathtub. The worst is when a hair is a mystery where it came from.. Could be chest.. could be pube.. could be head.. all same length!

                                                                                    [–]alyskarstark 105 points106 points ago

                                                                                    Story of my life. The guys I live with complain about my hair being in the shower drain, meanwhile there is a virtual forest of questionable body hair coating the tub and (inexplicably) the toilet.

                                                                                    Are they straining so much when they poo that their body hair actually jumps ship? We just don't know.

                                                                                    [–]hurrr123 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                    Maybe they just trim their balls over the toilet.

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                                                                                      [–]Triviaandwordplay 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                      That generally doesn't plug up the sink, tub, and vacuum roller brush.

                                                                                      [–]Diiiiirty 124 points125 points ago

                                                                                      Nor does it somehow end up in your ass-crack or wrapped around your balls.

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                                                                                          [–]beetnemesis 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                          Seriously, how aren't all girls bald?

                                                                                          [–]jb0356 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                          My dogs would chew up used tampons on my bed. I was horrified.

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                                                                                            [–]cockfarts 252 points253 points ago

                                                                                            Uh yeah.. Cause it's all orgies in the tub.

                                                                                            Try toilet paper scraps EVERYWHERE, jewellery and hair-clips and shit in every corner, used tampons wrapped in bloody toilet paper in the trash, leftover make up and hair products on all surfaces, clothes and hair strands all over the floors, and on and on and on...

                                                                                            [–]professional_giraffe 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                            At least they had the decency to wrap them in toilet paper

                                                                                            [–]Tephlon 111 points112 points ago

                                                                                            Also, weekly trips to the store for Bulk Toilet paper. (Source: Lived with 3 female roommates)

                                                                                            [–]Ortekk 121 points122 points ago

                                                                                            I've lived alone for the past year. I'm on my 12th roll right now.

                                                                                            [–]justarunner 197 points198 points ago

                                                                                            I used to never go through toilet paper, got a gf a few months ago, she stays over a few nights a week, shit is fucking insane. I'm convinced her vagina just eats toilet paper.

                                                                                            [–]metalhead4 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                            I live with my gf and another girl. Holy shit this is so true, I take a roll out because there are 4 empty ones sitting beside the shitter, wipe my ass with no more than 3 squares per wipe, and the next day I'm doing the whole thing over again! It is true, pillow pants is snatching up all the TP.

                                                                                            [–]its_over_2250 164 points165 points ago

                                                                                            NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

                                                                                            [–]d00d1234 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                            This shouldn't be hilarious but for no apparent reason it is.

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                                                                                                [–]darthn3ss 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                i've used 6 rolls in 13 months. god mode. There was a 7th, but it fell into the toilet :/

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                                                                                                    [–]snoozieboi 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                    Broke up with my gf three months ago, after 7 years and 5 in our last apartment (which is mine) I'm still throwing away her left-over stuff daily only to find more. Like when I find 3 more pairs of broken sunglasses in a shoe box only to think "didn't I throw away 7 broken pairs last week?".

                                                                                                    T'was a good breakup, though. It's not like I'm clearing out any proof of having been with her.

                                                                                                    [–]foxclover 191 points192 points ago

                                                                                                    So... it bothers you when women throw tampon waste in the trash? Where would you rather they put them? In the fridge? There's no other reasonable place for tampons.

                                                                                                    [–]therealamberrose 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                                    My boyfriend lived with his 2 buddies, in his one buddy's house. The dog got a tampon out of the trash and they had to take it from her...he was all freaking out and told my BF to tell me to "flush that shit". My bf explained how bad of an idea that was, buddy didn't care/believe it - kept saying I needed to flush them.

                                                                                                    Fast forward a few months. Big party at the house. Half the girls must have been on their periods or something....a few days later, all the plumbing quits working. During investigation/fixing, buddy finds a blockage caused by tampons. Gets all angry!! "Why would girls DO this?!?!?" Umm....

                                                                                                    [–]stupidbookah 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                    I live in a houseshare with 4 men and at one point our toilet kept getting mysteriously blocked. After the third time the plumber started giving me an angry lecture about how I can't put my "sanitary women's stuff" down the toilet because they cause blockages. I told him I have no idea what he's on about since I use a menstrual cup, but I don't think he even knew what that was. Just pissed that they automatically start blaming me for the blockage when there's 4 guys who like to do megashits every now and then.

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                                                                                                        [–]x3knet 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                                        Fuck...

                                                                                                        [–]THEnicole 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                        You pretty much nailed it here.

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                                                                                                            [–]Purpose2 177 points178 points ago

                                                                                                            My bath looks identical after the girlfriend moved in with me. How does she have as much as two ladies....

                                                                                                            [–]Abrohmtoofar 281 points282 points ago

                                                                                                            or perhaps these two ladies have as little as one.

                                                                                                            [–]_liminal 184 points185 points ago

                                                                                                            are you saying she's fat?

                                                                                                            [–]The_Caring_Banker 75 points76 points ago

                                                                                                            OMIGOD HE IS MEAN

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                                                                                                                [–]ArkTangent 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                A lady-bathroom will have a FULL edge, ledge, shelf, etc. of product. It does not matter how many ladies are involved.

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                                                                                                                  [–]mikki16 265 points266 points ago

                                                                                                                  As a female, my first thought was "Whoever designed that tub is a genius! Look at how much room the ledge has!"

                                                                                                                  [–]bonestamp 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                                                  They got the double wide.

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                                                                                                                    [–]little_raver 115 points116 points ago

                                                                                                                    you must smell like the princess of candy kingdom!

                                                                                                                    [–]wildrice128 54 points55 points ago

                                                                                                                    So bubblegum?

                                                                                                                    [–]s0crates82 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                    Pinkly authoritarian.

                                                                                                                    [–]juraffe 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                                    UNACCEPTABLLLLLLE!

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                                                                                                                      [–]david-me 195 points196 points ago

                                                                                                                      Why do they keep so many duplicates out?

                                                                                                                      [–]slime_master 551 points552 points ago

                                                                                                                      Because they don't throw the empty ones out.

                                                                                                                      [–]unknown_name 283 points284 points ago

                                                                                                                      I am married and can confirm this statement.

                                                                                                                      [–]stilesja 529 points530 points ago

                                                                                                                      I too am married and should qualify this with that when the bottle is half empty they open a new one. If you really want to not have sex for a while, you just consolidate all the partially used various flavors into one bottle. Then go tell her about the favor you did her.

                                                                                                                      [–]omen004 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                                      you are my hero

                                                                                                                      [–]sunsetrogue 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                      It's like a cat bringing you a dead bird. "I got something, mama. I got something, for you!" "Thaaaaanks"

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                                                                                                                        [–]Panguin 65 points66 points ago

                                                                                                                        But don't you dare leave one of your empty containers of shampoo in there for more than a day...

                                                                                                                        I looked my woman in the windows of her soul and I said.............biiiiiiitch

                                                                                                                        [–]MVolta 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                        Nice! but you really said "bitch" though?

                                                                                                                        [–]Panguin 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                        Um, well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I laid it out.

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                                                                                                                            [–]sn44 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                            Chances are (1) they are different products from the same product line that use the same bottle type... or (2) there is limited shelf space in the bathroom and there is no room to keep backups except for the end of the tub.

                                                                                                                            [–]bw1870 87 points88 points ago

                                                                                                                            3) OP put all the backup bottles in the tub as well for added effect.

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                                                                                                                              [–]mycroft16 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                                                              One is shampoo and the other is conditioner. The real question is why are there 15 different brands for just 2 girls. Only answer is that they want to smell different every day, which makes sense in girl-think. That said I have never heard of a collection this extensive. Or expensive. Several of those are $12 a bottle at least.

                                                                                                                              [–]OctopusNSquid 113 points114 points ago

                                                                                                                              Actually switching between products can reduce the amount of buildup on our hair. When you use the same product forever you can get a lot of buildup on the hair follicles unless you are using a clarifying shampoo. So having a variety of product to go through can keep our hair shiny, soft and bouncy. (or you could just "no-Poo" but clearly these women aren't into that)

                                                                                                                              Or maybe they keep a shampoo for enhancing a hair dye's color. The shampoo and condition have just a little bit of color in there. You wouldn't want to use a red enhancing shampoo if you just dyed your hair blond or vice versa.

                                                                                                                              Or maybe they have curly hair and have some curl enhancing product and some heat protection product for the days they want to wear their hair curly or straight.

                                                                                                                              I may be defending them a little strongly since I identify with having waaay too many products in my bathroom.

                                                                                                                              [–]GhostlyGirl 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                              I only ever use clarifying shampoo. True, I use different kinds but unless the marketting jargon on the front translates to "this is basically paint stripper" I don't buy it.

                                                                                                                              Oily hair problems.

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                                                                                                                                    [–]montewelch 138 points139 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Pfft. I go down to the river and beat my hair with rocks. It's a much more natural way of life.

                                                                                                                                    [–]BatMark 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                                                    "I'll have a Garnier Fructis on the rocks."

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                                                                                                                                      [–]palmerj3 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Who's using the windex?

                                                                                                                                      [–]wasting_internet 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                      although I find the amount of hair products alarming and wasteful, this is the bottle that worries me most.

                                                                                                                                      [–]beyodaful 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                      it's not windex, it's a tile cleaner. it keeps mold from growing in between the tiles.

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                                                                                                                                        [–]Kagrs 856 points857 points ago

                                                                                                                                        BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

                                                                                                                                        I need an exfoliating gel for my face and one for my legs, then I need a conditioner for my hair, I need shaving cream, I need shower moisturizer, I need a shampoo I can use normally and one for special occasions, I need a normal shower gel and one that's really good for hangovers and I have to have two of each so if I run out I don't have to get out of the tub to fetch it and make the floor all wet.

                                                                                                                                        [–]ThatSleepyGuy 693 points694 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Whatever you say, Patrick Bateman.

                                                                                                                                        [–]unknown_name 168 points169 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Time to return some videotapes.

                                                                                                                                        [–]tehobsy 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Feed me a stray cat

                                                                                                                                        [–]xAbaddon 92 points93 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

                                                                                                                                        [–]GhostOfPluto 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                                                        "Is that a raincoat?"

                                                                                                                                        "Yes it is!"

                                                                                                                                        [–]timdorr 79 points80 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

                                                                                                                                        [–]CommentsAndShit 62 points63 points ago

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                                                                                                                                        [–]c-fox 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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                                                                                                                                              [–]Grantagonist 138 points139 points ago

                                                                                                                                              BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

                                                                                                                                              I need a shampoo I can use normally and one for special occasions

                                                                                                                                              I need a normal shower gel and one that's really good for hangovers

                                                                                                                                              You are correct. I don't understand.

                                                                                                                                              [–]NoNoveltyNeeded 48 points49 points ago

                                                                                                                                              I nearly follow. I do have 2 shampoos for the same reason. One is like $20 a bottle, feels great and smells wonderful but since it costs so much I only use it when I'm going out or have a potential for women to smell my hair and initiate sexy-time. Then I have $3 shampoo I use if I'm just going to work or need to feel clean but plan on doing nothing all day.

                                                                                                                                              I need to look into this hangover gel though...

                                                                                                                                              [–]MdmeLibrarian 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                                                              I suggest something with Tea Tree. When I have a migraine or overheat (which is not uncommon for me) the tingling sensation is cool and refreshing and feels like it's pulling the heat and stress from my heat and skin. Paul Mitchell makes a great line which, while more expensive than drugstore brands, is worth its weight in gold to me. I save it for painful days.

                                                                                                                                              Pro-tip from my husband: do not use it on your balls until you've tried it on your body. You will shriek like a little girl.

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                                                                                                                                                [–]Melivora 137 points138 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Eh, normal shampoo is cheap but smells alright and does the job, special shampoo is more expensive, but makes your hair SUPER shiny and smells great, for dates and things.
                                                                                                                                                Normal shower gel is cheap and does the job, hangover shower gel is zesty and wakes you up and masks the smell of whitey and self loathing.

                                                                                                                                                IT'S OBVIOUS.

                                                                                                                                                [–]friendofelephants 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                                                                                what is the "smell of whitey"?

                                                                                                                                                [–]hasitcum2this 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Whitey- Slang for being sick in England (because your face turns white before you vomit).

                                                                                                                                                eg.

                                                                                                                                                "Jack's had loads to drink, I think he's gonna whitey"

                                                                                                                                                or

                                                                                                                                                "I remember eating a kebab and then whiteying, it went all over her face..."

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                                                                                                                                                    [–]mikemcg 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Wait, is a shower gel that's good for hangovers a thing? If so, please go on. It's for a friend.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]Kagrs 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Get something with lime or mint my friend. Best morning shower ever.

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                                                                                                                                                      [–]taco_tuesdays 158 points159 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      I followed your logic to the end. My female roommates are getting to me.

                                                                                                                                                      [–]bjarkebjarke 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      Only five days 'till tuesday, hang in there buddy

                                                                                                                                                      [–]TertiaryPumpkin 94 points95 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      I have shampoo and a bar of soap in the shower. My shampoo smells like vanilla ice cream and my soap smells like chocolate raspberries, so my husband won't use them. I shave with coconut oil, but don't keep it in the shower because its also my body lotion. I am clean and my skin is soft and I smell fucking fantastic and I use less product than most dudes.

                                                                                                                                                      Not that your way is wrong... I just feel like I need to speak up for us minimalist-yet-still-girly ladies.

                                                                                                                                                      Edit: Wow, reddit loves the idea of shaving with coconut oil! It's really quite easy. The key is to remember that your skin will absorb coconut oil slowly, so you only need a very small amount - just enough cover the area you want to shave, not enough to make your skin feel greasy. Put a bit on your skin before getting into the shower, then just shave normally. If your razor won't rinse clean or bathtub gets slick, you used too much (but that's okay, so did everybody else); by the time your skin is dry any remaining oil should be completely absorbed. It's really fantastic, especially if you have sensitive or dry skin that's easily irritated by shaving cream.

                                                                                                                                                      [–]acciobrainyspecs 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      Okay, as a fellow minimalist girly (I use a bar of soap and vinegar for my hair) I have to ask: I tried shaving with coconut oil and although I loved it (yay, no extra lotion crap everywhere!), it was just way too much of a hassle to wash the tub after every time I shaved. What is your process? Do you shave outside of the tub?

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                                                                                                                                                        [–]xen0blue 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        shower gel...for hangovers?

                                                                                                                                                        [–]Cthuliet 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, really. You wouldn't want to use foot cream on your face or something like that.

                                                                                                                                                        [–]VolleyVinyl 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        But it smells like peppermint... And Aaron likes it.

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                                                                                                                                                          [–]sutr90 66 points67 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          I use frozen soap...

                                                                                                                                                          [–]hendreez 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          To go with your 2 am chili?

                                                                                                                                                          [–]sutr90 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          2 is no number for Jakucha.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Rlight 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          http://i.imgur.com/b0pgd.jpg

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                                                                                                                                                            [–]Atario 373 points374 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            This level of overbuying shampoo is accurate. Source: I'm married

                                                                                                                                                            [–]TryingtoSavetheWorld 534 points535 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            I'm going to warn you now, whatever you do, DO NOT make her more shelves so she can have a bit more space for them. She'll just buy more stuff and cram it in there the same. I am not a smart man.

                                                                                                                                                            [–]SimplyGeek 118 points119 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            Been there, done that. Added a ton more shelving so she could keep it all organized, and she just filled it all up. It's like Parkinson's Law, but for makeup:

                                                                                                                                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_law

                                                                                                                                                            [–]Raziel66 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            I don't know... one might say that Parkinsons Law is built on a... shaky premise.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [–]FemaleBro 206 points207 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  Goo hoarding!

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]THEAdrian 67 points68 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  Glad I'm not the only one who watched Jenna Marbles this morning.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [–]funny_punny 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    I bet you smell really nice

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]nukkes 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    QUICK, mix them all together and smell the rainbow!

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]ChagSC 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah growing up with three sisters it's the same way. My favorite times are when I ran out of shaving cream or shampoo. That meant for the next couple days I had a legitimate excuse to smell like "Raspberry Rain" or "Kiwi-Mango Midnight" which is far better than "Snakeskin Peel" or "Twin Essence" or whatever nonsensical scents guys get.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Diiiiirty 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    My (least) favorite guy scent is "Sport." Why would I want to smell like sports? Have you ever been in a guy's locker room? It smells like ball sweat and a little bit of shit mixed in because there is always that one guy who takes a huge dump and doesn't flush

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                                                                                                                                                                      [–]Nucleardeath 80 points81 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      This is the only product in my shower.

                                                                                                                                                                      http://imgur.com/W9pVC

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]DeadDiskoDog 119 points120 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      This looks like an awesome bottle for when I forget my reading material for the toilet.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]theyarrow 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      I knew before clicking. Can even be used as toothpaste in extreme situations.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]LouXVII 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      What is that stuff? My roommate has it in the shower too. I looked at the bottle and it's covered in text about cleanliness, and soulfulness and godliness, etc. Not your typical shampoo bottle reading material. Is it made by Hindus? Can I use it everywhere on my body? Why is it so minty smelling?

                                                                                                                                                                      I want to steal some and use it, but I'm utterly terrified.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]ilovedonuts 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      Dr Bronners multi purpose soap. castille soap. Crazy hippie soap. Comes in many scents. I use the unscented but my gf does not like it in her hair.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]emperorpotatoketchup 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      I use it as a shampoo, soap and shaving gel. The mint wakes you up refreshingly.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]sandwichpatrol 60 points61 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      My vagina has been rather unpleasantly alarmed by the minty-ness of the peppermint Dr. Bronner's.

                                                                                                                                                                      [–]rarecabbage 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                      I didn't realize it the first time I used it and just lathered it everywhere. It burned for an hour.

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                                                                                                                                                                            [–]Boxing_Clever 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                            Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap is the highlight of my morning. That minty clean tingly feeling on my lady parts never fails to make me smile. There is nothing Dr. Bronner's can't do, except clean my hair but it makes it up for that. I dilute it with water and use it as a cleaning spray, wash dishes with it, rub it on houseplant leaves to discourage mites and wash my floor with it.

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                                                                                                                                                                              [–]scribbling_des 340 points341 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                              As a woman, I find this a bit ridiculous.

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]sandwichpatrol 187 points188 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                              I live with three other women and my boyfriend. All together we have less than half of this stuff in our shower. OP lives with some serious shampoo hoarders.

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]CoeurLoyal 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                              I share a bathroom with two other women. The three of us combined don't have this much crap in the shower.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]Cthuliet 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Neither of them uses the red Organix shampoo? You're all missing out; that shit smells AMAZING.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]banedeath 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Expectations of strangers: 3somes/sex all the time Reality: No toilet paper and lots of complaining about moot stuff

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]Petra-Arkanian 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Relevant: Jenna Marbles on "Goo Hoarding"

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]mommymele 282 points283 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm a women, there are 3 items in my shower.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]unknown_name 456 points457 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  You are a women?

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]pasmeme 183 points184 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah we are a plural sex.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]sutr90 73 points74 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Tee hee, sex... :D

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [–]mommymele 119 points120 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                    I apologize for bad typing. I broke my dominant arm yesterday morning.

                                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Equipmunk 232 points233 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                    "Not so dominant now, are you!?"

                                                                                                                                                                                    [–]mommymele 175 points176 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                    I can still swing a whip with my left hand.

                                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Equipmunk 130 points131 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                    Easy now, Indiana.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [–]Neil_Armschlong 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                      In a shampoo related accident?

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [–]scribbling_des 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                          I have four. Shampoo, conditioner, face wash, shave gel. I also just bought some clarifying shampoo, so I guess I'm about to have five.

                                                                                                                                                                                          [–]AfterC 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                          You don't wash your body, it seems.

                                                                                                                                                                                          [–]scribbling_des 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                          I was only counting products that are in bottles. I also have a bar of soap. And a razor too.

                                                                                                                                                                                          [–]Ikelton 108 points109 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                          She said bottles and cleverly omitted her collection of 31 different bar soaps.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [–]iChickk 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                              Same here. one shampoo, one body wash, and one face wash. And a loofah too, but I dont think that counts...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]mindstormy 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                The real danger is the hair that gets clogged in the drain from having multiple females using the same shower. You can make your own cat after about 2 weeks. Post the pics back here on reddit and you may have a chance at the lady hair cat karma machine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]grandwahs 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                How many of these are half-empty and haven't been used in 8 months?

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]amyallgor 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm a girl and even I don't get this. I have one shampoo, one conditioner, and one body wash. I have backup bottles for when I completely run out, but I keep them stored away. I wouldn't be able to stand a shower that cluttered.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]herrjoe 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                I live with four girls and a gay guy. At its peak, the shower contained 50 assorted bottles. There was barely room to move.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]upwithwhich 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                At least your bathroom's clean. Very clean. I find that most ladyfolk get fed up with scummy tub and tiles long before I do.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]dnbVINYL 70 points71 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                Why are you complaining? girls bath/shower products are amazing

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]TyBoogie[S] 165 points166 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm not complaining ..just going from living with 4 guys in college to this.. It's .. It's beautiful

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]mav023 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                Besides the shampoo, anything else just over the top for living with two women compared to a guys college dorm?

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]TyBoogie[S] 78 points79 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                nothing really over the top. just cleaner, and a much quieter.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]herrjoe 89 points90 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                Living with four girls and a gay guy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Totally not clean at all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]thepasswordismoose 120 points121 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                Wow, it's almost as if everyone's different and you can't make accurate generalizations about people based on their gender!

                                                                                                                                                                                                [–]herrjoe 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                That's kind of the point I was making. Too subtle?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [–]zennilicious 161 points162 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                    You got lucky. In my experience, there's absolutely no correlation between gender and cleanliness.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [–]AriseRodimusPrime 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Agreed. I've lived with both girls and guys over the years, and the nastiest bathroom I ever used was when I moved in with two girls. Absolutely disgusting.

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