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[–]Squalor- 16 points17 points ago

Slamalamadingdong

[–]beemario 9 points10 points ago

Try explaining to your wife why your head smells like sweaty crotch...

[–]hans_useless 9 points10 points ago

Try to explain to your wife why your crotch smells like sweaty head.

[–]TK503 4 points5 points ago

ACHIEVEMENT GET

[–]KyleChief 2 points3 points ago

Love that gif, an oldie but a goodie.

[–]teabagdepot 1 point2 points ago

that is our best student.

[–]blamtorious 1 point2 points ago

The loss of balance by the recipient of the tea bag at the end is incredible.

[–]mrmdc 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome.

[–]jevon07 1 point2 points ago

The player is Chandler Parsons in case anyone was wondering

[–]Charles_Foxtrot 0 points1 point ago

Is it any wonder that the Wizards are the worst franchise in pro sports?

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 0 points1 point ago

As a Wizards fan, the receptacle of a tea-bag of some kind accurately describes our franchise at the moment.

And now I'm sad.

[–]TurdCrapley 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the "Electric Can-opener" it's a quality move.

[–]BeaverViking 0 points1 point ago

That's really good graphics for an Xbox.

[–]JL1551 0 points1 point ago

T-BAG TORNADO

[–]Zappple 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't be bothered to figure out how to make a degrees sign, huh?

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 0 points1 point ago

180 degree T-Bag... y'know... coz he'd have come off travelling in the same direction if he'd 360'd. Ketchup - Playing THPS as a kid (just so you don't think I know math)

[–]Duper 3 points4 points ago

Then it was a 540, because he clearly makes a full revolution.

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, he does actually. Though he's only t-bagging the dude for about 180 degrees of that.

Still, must remember to stop watching gifs on my phone and commenting like a smart ass. Good call.

[–]techminded -4 points-3 points ago

So a white guy just dunked on a black guy, then simultaneously ultra tea bagged said black guy in the same motion?

Awesome

[–]fawker -3 points-2 points ago

You know why they call it an XBOX 360?