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[–]jefffred05 23 points24 points ago

I've had it. It and everything else at 4 Rivers is fucking delicious.

[–]wififreq 0 points1 point ago

Correct

[–]madhaxor 0 points1 point ago

what is 4 rivers and give me that cupcake!

[–]fenig13 1 point2 points ago

Small local chain of 3 restaurants in Orlando. Always packed.

[–]jefffred05 0 points1 point ago

The best BBQ Joint in the Orlando area and arguably all of Florida. http://4rsmokehouse.com/

[–]AMindBlown 57 points58 points ago

As an American, I can say this looks fucking gross.

[–]johnylaw 23 points24 points ago

As an America I agree, and I really want to try one.

[–]OsamaMKH 12 points13 points ago

What does it feel like to be a continent?

[–]Mr_sludge 8 points9 points ago

As a European, I can say this looks fucking delicious.

[–]dennoucoil 4 points5 points ago

As a fat guy

FTFY

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 2 points3 points ago

As a fat guy, yep.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

FAT guy?

[–]Mr_sludge 0 points1 point ago

Nope, not really

[–]XxNotOriginalxX -1 points0 points ago

Same shit different post.

[–]mimus09 0 points1 point ago

Super good separate, but ionno about together.

[–]matt01ss 9 points10 points ago

OP, do you even lift?

[–]Splatypus 5 points6 points ago

Either ways he's still a faggot.

[–]roxie1127 21 points22 points ago

i just puked a little bit

[–]desull 14 points15 points ago

Guess I'm the only one who wants that recipe...? /r/trees where you at??

[–]axowlll 10 points11 points ago

as an Ent, this seems like it'd be similar to eating a Doritos Taco and drinking MtnDew at the same time. i like the thought.

[–]Rule322 2 points3 points ago

Well, judging by the looks, it's a cupcake with green icing and doritos crumbs. So I'd say: Make a cupcake.

Make icing, substitute some of the water, or all, with mountain dew and add green food dye.

Put icing on the cupcake.

Savagely beat a bag of doritos.

Use Elmer's glue to glue pieces of doritos on individually.

[–]razpotnik 14 points15 points ago

It cant be any worse than the deep fried butter you can get at the canadian national exhibition in toronto

[–]soulking 12 points13 points ago

In Texas they have carnivals were they compete to see who can make the best deep fried food. Butter is nothing compared to what these people do.

[–]laughmaker_son 18 points19 points ago

As a Texan, I can undoubtedly confirm this as being sad but true. The minute they discovered how to fry beer, I was just done

[–]Solid364 5 points6 points ago

Oh god, that's a thing?

[–]laughmaker_son 10 points11 points ago

We fry margaritas too. And Oreos, turkey legs, twinkles, funnel cakes, the list goes on...

[–]ButtonJoe 5 points6 points ago

Isnt a funnel cake already just deep fried bread?

[–]laughmaker_son 10 points11 points ago

Refried man. Welcome to great state of Texas...

[–]happlepaff 8 points9 points ago

how are any of you people still alive?

[–]laughmaker_son 4 points5 points ago

Some of us don't eat it and actually exercise. I do mma, and simply live vicariously through my friends who do eat it. However, it doesn't change the fact that about 4 or 5 cities here are the heaviest cities in America. I'm in Houston, we rank number 4 or 5 I think. I love the rodeo, but I also blame it.

[–]soulking 6 points7 points ago

They deep fry donuts which is deep fried dough. They don't give a damn what it is, they will deep fry anything. I bet they've already deep fried pot brownies.

[–]leaccountlele 0 points1 point ago

And Coke, pizza... didnt the fair even have fried ice cream?

[–]laughmaker_son 2 points3 points ago

Yes..yes we did.

[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 2 points3 points ago

Cherry Kool-Aid too I think.

[–]leaccountlele -1 points0 points ago

EEZ NOT POSSIBAL

[–]Kalmah666 0 points1 point ago

fried ice cream is a pretty common dessert at mexican restaurants... here in Canada anyway...

[–]cakeman666 0 points1 point ago

god damn, the Texas state fair is so awesome. You forgot about the fried ice cream and coke.

[–]annikin 1 point2 points ago

We do this in North Carolina at our State Fair. The worst thing I've ever seen is chicken fried bacon. I've similarly seen Oreos, Coke, Kool-Aid. We also had the Krispy Kreme burger.

The Twinkies are delicious, but I stuck with eating ostrich this year.

[–]shitterplug 3 points4 points ago

I found triple fried chicken at SXSW. There was more breading than chicken. It was amazing.

[–]Lurksallthetime 2 points3 points ago

Deep fried twinkies are a gift from the gods.

[–]JohnMcGurk 2 points3 points ago

As a New Englander of French-Canadian descent I can confirm this. Saw those for the first time at the Big E in West Springfield, MA this year and was shocked I'd never seen that before. For those that don't know the Big E, or Eastern States Exposition is like a county fair on roids. Literally hundreds of thousands of people attend over the two-ish weeks its there. They fry all the things. ALL. THE. THINGS.

EDIT: Spelling. Stupid migraine.

[–]JesusChristophe 1 point2 points ago

Think this is actually one of the deep-fried cupcakes that are the latest thing in cupcakes. I hope I'm kidding.

[–]laevery 4 points5 points ago

4 rivers...yeeeeeeee! :)

[–]thebloodygrinch 2 points3 points ago

This was clearly taken in Colorado.

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 2 points3 points ago

Oregon here, just wanted to let you know I think I saw this on Monday.... And they were out. I believe my reply to my boyfriend was something along the lines of gamer cupcake.

[–]juissed 3 points4 points ago

good 'ol 4 rivers in Longwood.

[–]boondoggie42 4 points5 points ago

Seems to me the person should be a 14yo pimply faced gamer, not a obese senior. isn't that who drinks mtn dew and doritos?

[–]BarbatisCollum 4 points5 points ago

They are actually the semi-official food choices of /r/atheism, for some mysterious reason.

[–]NicholasBeard 2 points3 points ago

So I keep seeing everyone picking on atheists for liking Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos...WTF!?? There's nothing wrong with Mountain Dew or Cool Ranch Doritos. If you don't like Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos, that's YOUR problem.

In fact, Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos are a perfect atheist snack.

First, Mountain Dew. That was originally a name for moonshine, and the original Mountain Dew logo was even an old hillbilly named Willy the Hillbilly who always carried a moonshine jug. Just like moonshiners in the south had to do, atheists have to keep their activities a secret. Mountain Dew also has a high dose of caffeine. I need to spend as much of my life as possible AWAKE because I don't believe in an afterlife. I have to get my time in now. Like most atheists, I think children are annoying and I don't want to ever have kids. GUESS WHAT?! Mountain Dew contains Tartrazine, which will lower my sperm count to the point of infertility. My girlfriend loves that because she doesn't have to worry so much about taking her birth control.

Then look at Cool Ranch Doritos. They were invented by a Mexican, they sponsored The Colbert Report, and they once even made MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVORED DORITOS. They were called "Quest" and you'd have to be brave as fuck to eat a bag of those.

And the fact is they're both goddamned tasty. And they're both owned by Pepsi, which is good because Coca-Cola is a southern company (Atlanta? Helloooo?!!) who I'd rather not support with my hard earned money.

[–]Sad_Reddit_Account 2 points3 points ago

I'm not an atheist and I eat Mountain Dew and Doritos because they're yummy.

[–]boondoggie42 1 point2 points ago

See Also: 14yo pimply faced gamer.

[–]Leraw 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much all americans are fatso's, that pics a good representation.

[–]jump_the_snark 2 points3 points ago

Just "Deen" it, and stack it between two donuts, y'all!

[–]EarlMcFisticuffs 1 point2 points ago

But do they give you double XP for Halo?

[–]YawnSpawner 1 point2 points ago

Quadruple XP cause it's Doritos and Mtn Dew.

[–]SXY_PWNstar 0 points1 point ago

is that man on the scooter... drinking a taco?

[–]yemo 0 points1 point ago

There's a recipe using croissant rolls, butter, and a can of mountain dew, baked for like an hour. It sounds disgusting but my god there is nothing better.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I'd try one, but I wouldn't pay for it.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

Do the make a diet version? You know, because of calories and stuff.

[–]SwordsOfVaul 1 point2 points ago

i want to go to there

[–]3nd1t 1 point2 points ago

I want to try it.

[–]rapcorruptsyouth 0 points1 point ago

I know to many redneck friends that would like this...

[–]DanaKaZ 0 points1 point ago

And they didn't even need to add food coloring, it just kinda glows green.

[–]DrPoopingPooperson 0 points1 point ago

I would like to introduce everyone to /r/MURICA

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

Take out the doritos and I'd give it a try.

[–]zawri 0 points1 point ago

This is from a barbeque restaurant right near where I live. They are indeed fucking disgusting. But the barbeque is otherworldly. And Cheerwine cupcakes? Oh my god.

There's also a Coca Cola and Lays variant of this.

[–]loverandfighter 0 points1 point ago

Please post this in /r/MURICA

[–]I_Ate_Out_My_Mom 0 points1 point ago

oh god no

[–]Billy_Chaos 0 points1 point ago

Butter is a natural occurrence along the fair circuit, tastes just like fried dough.

[–]mego -1 points0 points ago

I wanted to downvote this because it's disgusting. But I will just let it be... no upvote though.

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

Incorrect. That looks like a water cooled barrel machine gun. That's some WW2 shit. Any real Merican would have at least a 3 barrel rotating minigun shooting upwards of 2000 bullets a second, at absolute minimum.

I personally would opt for a dual turreted Mk. 19 grenade launcher with expanded magazine size for my power scooter.

[–]GianterGinger 0 points1 point ago

Vidja Games

[–]redisnotdead 0 points1 point ago

The picture on the bottom is wrong because you can't afford an oxygen tank without insurance and globalized healthcare.

[–]leilavanora 0 points1 point ago

I just saw an ad for a pie shake. They throw an entire slice of pie in with your milkshake!!!

[–]mallorybriann 1 point2 points ago

4Rivers Smoke House Orlando, FL! I took a similar pic.

[–]souldonkey 0 points1 point ago

More like "Colorado", amirite?

[–]_treebeard 0 points1 point ago

I made these for my boyfriend a while ago and they're actually really good. Just eat them before the Doritos get soggy.

[–]Alikese 0 points1 point ago

It's impossible for me not to downvote a "Murica" joke.

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 0 points1 point ago

do they come with double exp?

[–]trickkey49 0 points1 point ago

Real talk? These look delicious

[–]cakeman666 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure how many Americans would like that. but as a stoner, that sounds like the greatest thing I could put in my stomach

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

I don't know which one i want more. The cupcake or the rascal scooter with Gatling gun and oxygen tank attached. Fuck it, why not both?

[–]DayumJessie 0 points1 point ago

Gross. This is /r/WTF worthy.

[–]ab3normal 0 points1 point ago

How much double XP is this worth?

[–]ManCity 0 points1 point ago

But... http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11z4e9/murica/

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

I love every single pixel of that scooter picture. All 3 of them. I wonder if it gets downloaded/reposted enough times it will just disappear.

[–]smlzmec 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was "ohhh, i want to try that". I'm disgusted with myself.

[–]Kiwi150 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate this whole 'murica thing. Tired of seeing it.

[–]Raigingeki 0 points1 point ago

Would taking a picture of this make you reload twice in the Halo 4: King of the Hill Fueled by Mountain Dew app?

[–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

Add two commas and I'm all in.

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

*Halo

[–]Dabaumb101 0 points1 point ago

Someone's at 4Rivers! Aka the greatest restaurant ever.

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 0 points1 point ago

x-post to halo /r/halo for bonus karma

[–]kittyrobot 0 points1 point ago

4 RIVERS!!! YUS! Best BBQ place eveer!

[–]Styrofoam_Dildo 0 points1 point ago

I'm angry that they didn't call it a Mountain Dewrito Cupcake

[–]The_Proper_Sir 0 points1 point ago

That looks and sounds disgusting.

[–]kebzb8 0 points1 point ago

Seriously disgusting. Almost as bad as the potato casserole recipe I saw where there were crushed doritos as a topping. Why ruin a good thing?

[–]CruelMelody 0 points1 point ago

Because novelty food? It looks like it both tastes and smells like vomit.

[–]scribbling_des 0 points1 point ago

Oh god that make me want to vomit.

[–]Moral_Gutpunch -2 points-1 points ago

I consider myself to have low food standards, but that's just disgusting.

Can we convince that part of America to secede?

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