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[–]NichaelBluth 9 points10 points ago

Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

[–]mase_in_mass 45 points46 points ago

Give a man a repost and he'll have karma for a day. Teach a man to repost and he'll be a karma whore for life.

[–]GeekyCivic 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The World According To Ron Swanson 43coms 717pts 1yr funny
A life lesson brought to you by Ron Swanson 70coms 1148pts 5mos funny
Sage advice 18coms 872pts 7mos funny
Fishing's not that hard. 0coms 2pts 1hr funny
Teach a man to fish 0coms 0pts 1mo funny
Give a man a fish 0coms 11pts 6mos funny
Advice from Ron Swanson 15coms 646pts 4mos funny
As 21 year old kid who worked everyday as far back as I can remember I believe Ron Swanson is right! 3coms 7pts 1mo funny
I hope this pending bacon shortage is a joke but just in case... 6coms 70pts 1mo funny
You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs... 10coms 103pts 1yr pics
Ron Swanson's first job 0coms 0pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]danoll 2 points3 points ago

This gem is posted a lot.

[–]saosky182 3 points4 points ago

I don't care if this is a repost. I'm just getting annoyed that every title regarding this guy is the same. 'Ron Fucking Swanson'

[–]Iamadinocopter 17 points18 points ago

haven't you redditors been sucking his dick long enough isn't it neil degrasse tyson's turn again?

[–]OwDaditHurts 27 points28 points ago

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME HOW MANY DICKS I CAN SUCK AND HOW LONG I CAN SUCK THEM!

[–]mechesh 7 points8 points ago

37

[–]jimdanko 11 points12 points ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

[–]LOVES_TO_POOP 4 points5 points ago

At the same time?

[–]Ilidsor 1 point2 points ago

Your username made this hilarious

[–]dylantrevor 12 points13 points ago

Omg epic Ron Swanson funny meme gem.

Fuck you.

[–]DarlingRK 2 points3 points ago

You had me at meat tornado.

[–]Rlysrh 2 points3 points ago

I only just started watching this show the other day because I'd seen loads of posts about Ron Swanson on reddit, and I expected him to be the main character but he's not. Why doesn't anyone make any posts about Leslie? She says funny shit all the time.

[–]opiate46 1 point2 points ago

Because 50% of the time she's awesome and the other 50% she's annoying.

[–]evky0901 0 points1 point ago

[–]ApolloHimself 2 points3 points ago

Wow, so powerful. My life is headed into a new direction now.

[–]wookiesandwich 3 points4 points ago

please stop, just stop it

nobody fucking cares what you find super clever about Ron fucking Swanson, go watch the goddamn show and leave us alone

[–]gnarrzapp 2 points3 points ago

DAE Ron-[f]ucking-Swanson?? So le epic xD

[–]rockne 0 points1 point ago

tmesis

[–]BrevityBrony 0 points1 point ago

inb4 welfare

[–]bluris -1 points0 points ago

Fishing's?

[–]First_to_die -1 points0 points ago

If you are starving yet you live next to an abundant food source and haven't put two and two together then you should just let evolution take its course and bow out of existence.

[–]TheMarshy -1 points0 points ago

Lee Mack: "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish... Well you've saved yourself a fish"

[–]zxcvb94105 -1 points0 points ago

Or, teach a man to fish and he's so grateful that he provides you and your family with fish forever.

[–]lucidlemming -1 points0 points ago

He is the best libertarian ever.

[–]screwed124816 -1 points0 points ago

DAE RON SWANSON??? LE GEM

[–]moosejuice69 0 points1 point ago

Reddit changed the way i watched Parks and Rec, When watching a new episode, after every time i make it down and then in the following weeks wait for those quotes to be quoted on here and check them off one by one

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he'll be drunk in a boat all day.

[–]brandtjamima 1 point2 points ago

Nick Offerman actually went to my high school and is from my hometown. My mom even had his father as a teacher. He is a local legend in my town!

[–]TheWingnutSquid 0 points1 point ago

I enjoy this quote but you put it wrong. "...he's a grown man, fishing's not that hard"

[–]Sevoco 0 points1 point ago

dad?...

[–]axlhgl -2 points-1 points ago

Did he really say that ? Does someone have a source ?

[–]bac8434 0 points1 point ago

Episode 2:22, "Telethon".

[–]Pykoh 1 point2 points ago

Stop posting these.

[–]Eldres -3 points-2 points ago

can we stop these stupid ron swanson shit its getting really annoying, esp. since Parks and recreation is a horribly unfunny show

[–]Goliz -2 points-1 points ago

I dont get it. :/

[–]Backstop 3 points4 points ago

There is an old proverb: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life. So basically saying it's better to help people help themselves than just hand them something. But Ron is all about looking out for himself and being a tough guy, so screw that guy that needs a fish.

[–]Funksultan -4 points-3 points ago

Is it even possible to read this and not hear Swanson's voice in your head saying it?!?

WITCHCRAFT!

[–]Althane 1 point2 points ago

I hear Cave Johnson, actually.

[–]PidgeottosCrew -5 points-4 points ago

Wow, this guy isn't funny, yet he's all over the place.

[–]smooth80 -3 points-2 points ago

i love him and as a woman my one wish is to ride that mustache.shivers.....

[–]yoimeponabeach -2 points-1 points ago

you give a man a fish you feed him for a day teach a man to fish... saved yourself a fish

[–]bac8434 -3 points-2 points ago

Source is http://ronsays.tumblr.com/page/5, and the episode is Season 2:22, "Telethon", in case anyone's wondering.

[–]arcanooito -3 points-2 points ago

Any chance of someone making this into a 1080 wallpaper?