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Adam Sandler has found the solution. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]yodelstrudel 157 points158 points ago

it's not even sandler. so why is this even funny?

[–]Redjacket 37 points38 points ago

Of all the celebrities to make a fake account of Adam Sandler has to be the worst I've seen.

[–]King_Anal 6 points7 points ago

It's about as funny as the Felix Baumgartner one that floated around for a while. Wow, some people are so fucking gullible.

[–]RoelTM 5 points6 points ago

floated around for a while.

hehe :)

[–]luketonberry 8 points9 points ago

Fitting, I'd say.

[–]Apollo64 4 points5 points ago

Are you saying it would have been funny if he had said it?

[–]a1phanumeric 1 point2 points ago

No because this joke was told about a year ago by someone else (maybe Will Ferrell?)

[–]Ifriendzonecats 2 points3 points ago

It's not even his style or cadence.

[–]frankivo 8 points9 points ago

Was Sandler ever funny?

[–]paintnwood 7 points8 points ago

Not that I can recall.

[–]Drutarg 12 points13 points ago

Yes, yes he was. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[–]Moreboom 2 points3 points ago

Short-term memories. Adam Sandler was funny.

...He's just kind of irrelevant now and I dare anyone who actually watched Click to say otherwise.

[–]Devdraco 1 point2 points ago

Bro, I cried watching Click.

[–]shagui 1 point2 points ago

Click is a great movie, despite Sandler.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 5 points6 points ago

There are quite a few people who liked click. I'm not really one of them, but it seemed like an OK sentimental movie.

[–]frankivo 4 points5 points ago

Short-term memories? I have never liked him. Sorry.

[–]Moreboom 0 points1 point ago

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I'm confident in saying that the entire 1990s found him hilarious.

[–]Bitrandombit -1 points0 points ago

They also liked shoulderpads and thought Tom Cruise profound & witty.

I was there, and I didn't like it.

[–]teniaava 1 point2 points ago

Click was weird, but I liked Chuck and Larry

[–]briangilmore 1 point2 points ago

Because idiots love screencaps of fake Twitter accounts saying colloquial things about pop culture.

[–]rspeed 291 points292 points ago

raider918, you are reddit's cancer.

[–]littlebitofevrything 47 points48 points ago

Also, literally Hitler.

[–]engals 4 points5 points ago

But at least hitler killed hitler...

[–]LuizZak 7 points8 points ago

*sigh* here we go again...
...but hitler also killed the guy who killed hitler

[–]derpledooDLEDOO 6 points7 points ago

oh wow. Never thought of it that way...That green soda I bought the other day was wrong.

[–]JIMBALLS 8 points9 points ago

Subtle as fuck

[–]FluffehTheSheep 0 points1 point ago

while both of them were killing hitler

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No, the people who upvoted the cunt's submission are reddit's cancer.

[–]jonnyrotten7 3 points4 points ago

Well, if people didn't upvote it, it wouldn't be here.

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador -4 points-3 points ago

But who would actually admit to upvoting anything with the word Nickleback in it lol?

[–]The_Last_Melon14 -4 points-3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/1VYF9.gif

[–]munche 30 points31 points ago

Wow Adam Sandler and Nickelback jokes

Who'd have thought combining two things that haven't been funny in 10 years would be wildly unfunny

[–]Noveltytf 362 points363 points ago

It's funny because Adam Sandler is the Nickelback of comedy.

[–]AJK2741 51 points52 points ago

Agreed. But Nickelback wasn't the fucking shit throughout the 90s.

[–]reverse_ 26 points27 points ago

Not sure if he was the fucking shit, or I was 10 and would have described him as "the fucking shit" because I was young...

[–]calenwad 19 points20 points ago

Ya right! Has nothing to do with age, watch Happy Gilmore again and try to tell me you didn't laugh..... Ya Jackass!

[–]reverse_ 5 points6 points ago

Ha a lot of me agrees with you. I wasn't trying to be that guy, I genuinely am not sure if I would have loved his 90s films if I had seen one today for the first time, hard to tell.

[–]calenwad 14 points15 points ago

The Price is Wrong Bitch!

[–]TheToothlessDentist 5 points6 points ago

Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie!

[–]Smelly_dildo 0 points1 point ago

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were good. That was it. Lots of his other 90s stuff was at best mediocre or sucked.

[–]Chridsdude 0 points1 point ago

Happy Gilmore, The Longest Yard, umm... The only ones I still love! Oh and 50 first Dates was pretty good the first time around.

[–]HooliganBeav -1 points0 points ago

Really, the Longest Yard? That was a terrible remake of a passable original at best.

[–]Chridsdude -1 points0 points ago

Me and my friends think it's hilarious! People can have their own opinions on things, and that's okay! But know that you're in the minority.

[–]HooliganBeav 0 points1 point ago

Judging by the box office takes, I am definitely in the majority.

[–]Chridsdude 0 points1 point ago

It's still a funny movie.

[–]Blee10 1 point2 points ago

You're gonna die clown!

[–]JewBoySandler 3 points4 points ago

.... Ouch.

[–]I_Dont_Get_Out_Much -5 points-4 points ago

Redditor for 7 months.

Well played.

[–]ravelle 1 point2 points ago

His earlier moves were okay, Waterboy, Billy Madison etc.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 39 points40 points ago

HAHAHAHA!

[–]moxiedrinker82 8 points9 points ago

I'm going to forget I ever clicked that.

[–]Ceejae 0 points1 point ago

Why? It's satirical.

[–]moxiedrinker82 2 points3 points ago

Is it? IS IT?!?!

[–]derpledooDLEDOO 0 points1 point ago

like a prepubescent /r/circlejerk.

[–]monkeydluffy401 -3 points-2 points ago

Damn it. Now I wanna know...

[–]lord_of_your_ring 1 point2 points ago

I actually find this funnier than r/funny

[–]thewhitemexi -2 points-1 points ago

With all seriousness, this is roughly the level of humor that permeates my facebook feed (18-24 college-aged)

[–]publius4 105 points106 points ago

ROFL GUISE GUISE DAE HATE NICKELBACK!!?!11?

[–]SitnaltaPhix 5 points6 points ago

If Adam Sandler is making this joke, the joke is officially dead.

[–]vnkid 16 points17 points ago

  1. No blue checkmark next to his name
  2. @AdamSandller...Sandller...ndller...dll...ll

[–]Holtby 0 points1 point ago

@DaRealAdamSandler

Bio- I ain't da real Adam Sandler PaRody AcCOUNT

[–]Whoopah -1 points0 points ago

Yea, this joke is so incredibly hacky.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

Ugh, Nickelback.

[–]beedogs -2 points-1 points ago

to be fair, they're fucking horrible.

[–]OG_Willikers 11 points12 points ago

Goddamn do people still make fun of nickelback? I can barely remember them.

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel 3 points4 points ago

People also still talk about Adam Sandler, apparently.

[–]blackmattdamon -3 points-2 points ago

History repeats itself when the mistakes of the past are forgotten

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    [–]E13ven 16 points17 points ago

    I could've sworn Will Ferrell also found that solution the other day....ಠ_ಠ

    [–]Avendrel 23 points24 points ago

    You mean Fil Werrell? The fake twitter account that people leeches use to gain pseudo popularity for themselves,the same type of fake twitter account this is?

    [–]shaker28 4 points5 points ago

    I can tolerate the inconsistency in humor on this site, and the fact that most of the users love these kinds of overused and unfunny jokes. That's something you get used to after being here a while.

    But believing these accounts are really the people they claim to be? Just.... fuck.

    [–]CommentsOnOccasion 2 points3 points ago

    Willy Ferrell

    Filly Werrel

    Wilfy Lerfell

    Silly Werewolf

    all the same

    [–]bo87 -3 points-2 points ago

    Fil Wheaton.

    [–]Nebz604 1 point2 points ago

    Nope, this is an original Adam Sandller quote.

    [–]greatestbob 2 points3 points ago

    Adam Sandler's bad movie to good movie ratio is about 10:1.

    [–]BoxSquid 10 points11 points ago

    *Sandller

    [–]HappyRotter 3 points4 points ago

    That's not Adam Sandler.

    [–]Eaglerufio 6 points7 points ago

    We could open that concert with a showing of "Jack and Jill".

    [–]carrmatt 4 points5 points ago

    Or a screening of any Adam sander movie

    [–]TheDarkDoctor 10 points11 points ago

    or the premiere of the next great adam sandler film

    [–]U-bot 2 points3 points ago

    still not relevant sandler

    [–]shriekingofnothing 0 points1 point ago

    But 10 years ago, boy the chuckles that would have ensued.

    [–]specialservices 2 points3 points ago

    Why am I still here?

    [–]Swazzoo 0 points1 point ago

    I know roght? I just browsed /r/all for shits and giggles the first time in months and directly remembered why it sucks so much, 3 posts in and it's already unbearable.

    [–]jamesherr44 -1 points0 points ago

    Yeah I'm Not sure if sandler is in any position to be making fun of anyone. 1 of every 10 movies he does lately is watchable

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

    Sandller...

    [–]dauntlessmath 0 points1 point ago

    I think we're the only ones that noticed that. Do people not realize what "verified" means on Twitter?

    [–]Nebz604 1 point2 points ago

    What was watchable lately? Maybe Funny People, from 3 years ago?

    [–]Jack_Sipper 1 point2 points ago

    Good on you for being generous with how watchable his movies are.

    [–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

    O'doyle Rules, His movies aren't bad.

    [–]2011StlCards 0 points1 point ago

    1/10? Rounding up?

    [–]nWo4lifeSweet 1 point2 points ago

    I was going with to play a Ben stiller movie but this works to

    [–]MoistCurtains 0 points1 point ago

    Now he'll make a movie about that joke.

    [–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

    Conservation of energy.

    [–]Justedd_233 1 point2 points ago

    Big talk coming from the maker of Jack and Jill.

    [–]onewhoholdspower 0 points1 point ago

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that's not a real tweet from him.

    [–]cplax15 1 point2 points ago

    Seriously, can we stop posting from fake twitter accounts? Or at least in the title say that it's fake? This is getting old.

    [–]Calcularius 0 points1 point ago

    aw look, he's trying to stay relevant

    [–]FantasticDeli 0 points1 point ago

    Actually, that's Adam Sandller, not Adam Sandler.

    [–]civilizedevil 1 point2 points ago

    i guess this isn't really sandler, but still, adam sandler has no right to criticize anything... ever.

    The guy pumps out really mediocre movies nonstop and he knows it. thats fine... thats his thing and its nothing to be ashamed about... but he doesn't get to criticize a band that essentially does the same thing, albeit unknowingly.

    [–]Talarot 0 points1 point ago

    I thought Adam Sandler had been banished to hell after making Jack and Jill?

    [–]Zombifaction 0 points1 point ago

    then they can play the Jack and Jill movie!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    That's not Adam Sandler.

    [–]assangeleakinglol 0 points1 point ago

    Adam sandler is......... Brave.

    [–]marchingpigster 0 points1 point ago

    I'm pretty certain Adam Sandler wouldn't have a typo in his twitter name.

    [–]JackAzzz 0 points1 point ago

    Adam Sandler

    @AdamSandIler

    I am NOT Adam Sandler - This is a parody account - I am in no way affiliated with the actor Adam Sandler.

    [–]juma606 0 points1 point ago

    So topical!

    [–]AllLightDies 0 points1 point ago

    Are you shitting me? Nickelback jokes are so tired.

    [–]WeekendWarriorNZL 0 points1 point ago

    Adam Sandller- Seems legit

    [–]Sir_Smashing 0 points1 point ago

    The final solution.

    [–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

    Why do you follow fake accounts?

    Downvoted like it should be.

    [–]Ihateloops 0 points1 point ago

    Enough.

    [–]BlueZ4 0 points1 point ago

    I knew it wasn't Adam Sandler when I saw it was mildly humorous.

    [–]ExceedingJohn 0 points1 point ago

    You managed to keep your iPhone at 50% battery at 7pm?? Wow.

    [–]Smokescr33n 0 points1 point ago

    So brave

    [–]oneoffaccountok -1 points0 points ago

    I'm not really into Nickelback, but some of their stuff is pretty catchy. A bit bland mainstream rock I suppose, but why exactly does this band get so much hate? Is the lead singer a pedophile or something?

    [–]im_a_zombie 0 points1 point ago

    am I the only one that doesn't hate nickleback. there are far worse bands out there

    [–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

    Aaaand I can hear Chad Kroeger's voice again...

    Stop, it Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

    Gaddamnit, Chad. STOP!

    [–]ajaidsilva 0 points1 point ago

    Santana and Chad, Love the song.

    [–]JJaysNotHome 0 points1 point ago

    Bandwagon Express is here...choo choo

    [–]Semajal 0 points1 point ago

    You know what? Actually sick of the "Lets just dick on Nickleback" They are really not that terrible, have a few good songs and its just getting boring at this point.

    [–]nonfat 0 points1 point ago

    The maker of Jack and Jill has no right to make jokes about Nickelback being bad.

    [–]TheAmbiguityBuster 0 points1 point ago

    Adam Sandller*

    [–]Bluemechanic[!] 0 points1 point ago

    Adam Sandler is the Nickelback of Comedy films.

    [–]therealandrew 0 points1 point ago

    The same theory can be applied to his decade's worth of shitty movies.

    [–]fartinboxxy 0 points1 point ago

    is that his final solution?

    [–]SkylineDriver 0 points1 point ago

    Even if it was Sandler the irony of him making fun of another celebrity is just too much to take in

    [–]brewerbeast105 0 points1 point ago

    good thing i tweeted this awhile ago.

    [–]jjzaus 1 point2 points ago

    This whole thread is a massive self indulging wankfest. Adam Sandler is NOT the equivelant of Nickelback. I feel like the reason reddit hates Sandler/Cage/Nickelback is that its most vocal members (dumb teenagers) havent experienced these things when they produced good content. You know it's a really shitty experience to read the comments of something you enjoy and see a lot of negative rubbish being voted to the top. FFS Big Daddy still makes me tear up.

    [–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

    And Happy Gilmore is a classic.

    [–]GinningRanger 0 points1 point ago

    And the viewing of all Adam Sandler movies

    [–]GeneraIDisarray 0 points1 point ago

    Play his movies there as well, kinda ironic that a guy who makes the worst movies disses a band :/

    [–]Blee10 0 points1 point ago

    I think we should put all the copies of Bucky Larson and Jack & Jill in that same place.

    [–]nchojnacki -1 points0 points ago

    came to to say how much this post sucks. never again

    [–]jongilbunny 0 points1 point ago

    I'd say it would be a better place to premiere his new movies.

    [–]ArduinoUno[!] 0 points1 point ago

    Adam Sandler is not a funny person. That voice he does makes me want to choke him out.

    [–]Aaberg123 0 points1 point ago

    Crap actor dissing a crap band. Wonderful.

    [–]NyteMyre 0 points1 point ago

    cough beating a dead horse cough

    cough Riding the bandwagon cough

    [–]el_bhm 0 points1 point ago

    Obligatory

    [–]Oasis69 0 points1 point ago

    It's also a great place to film an Adam Sandler movie.

    [–]Heebmeister 0 points1 point ago

    Fake twitter account + old joke = HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET 700 UPVOTES!!!

    [–]4rk4typ3 0 points1 point ago

    That would be a good place to screen his new movie. Attendance might go up, actually.

    [–]motha-fuckin-repost 0 points1 point ago

    Preceded by the world premiere and only showing of the next Adam Sandler film.

    [–]rhayward 0 points1 point ago

    Coincidentally, also the best spot for a Jack and Jill movie night.

    [–]zaraki93 0 points1 point ago

    Probably would have been a great place for all showings of jack and Jill and that's my boy and pretty much anything he's done since click.

    [–]kiwimonster21 0 points1 point ago

    If an Adam sandler movie comes out after the year 2008 and everyone calls it shit, then why doesn't he keep putting out the same shit?

    [–]ParkAndBeacon 0 points1 point ago

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location to watch Jack and Jill?

    [–]bcb77 0 points1 point ago

    It's bad because Sandler has become the Nickleback of comedy actors.

    [–]rickshaw_johnson 0 points1 point ago

    Glad to see Sandler is getting in on this joke 2 years after it was funny. In other news, "That's my boy" was hillllarious.

    [–]tnb641 0 points1 point ago

    Oh wow, Adam Sandller!

    [–]MrsMantoothsSon 0 points1 point ago

    I facebooked this, which I stole from here, months ago!

    [–]knot_clever 0 points1 point ago

    Usually when I "laugh" at a post it's just a smirk an slight exhale, but I literally "he he he he he he he he"ed and full teeth smiled at this.

    [–]MinecraftHardon 0 points1 point ago

    Guys, I know this is a controversial opinion.. but I think Nickelback is sub-par.

    [–]Sevoco 0 points1 point ago

    That tweet was funnier that your last four movies. Your comedy:Nickleback;Your movies:the titanic (Not the movie, the ship)

    [–]heodieat 0 points1 point ago

    Maybe this tweet could go there.

    [–]xcrun 0 points1 point ago

    Or a screening of Jack and Jill.

    [–]rghd -1 points0 points ago

    OMG LIEK HOW LE ANGRY DO NICKELBACK JOKES MAKE EVERYONE? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

    [–]King_Anal 1 point2 points ago

    WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE? SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCKING FUCK UPVOTES THIS GARBAGE? THIS MAKES ME PHYSICALLY SICK TO THE POINT WHERE I WANT TO PROJECTILE VOMIT ALL OVER THE INNOCENT PEOPLE AROUND ME ON THE BUS RIGHT NOW. FUCK! IT TOOK ME ABOUT 3/10TH'S OF A SECOND TO FIGURE OUT THIS WAS A FAKE ACCOUNT, AND ABOUT 2/5TH'S OF A SECOND TO FIGURE OUT THAT THIS ISN'T FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST. OH, ANOTHER NICKELBACK JOKE, HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

    [–]dipsnap86 0 points1 point ago

    Dang, so loud.

    [–]matt01ss 0 points1 point ago

    Oww my ea.. eyes

    [–]sharksfan93 -2 points-1 points ago

    Someone who likes nickleback probably up voted this post just to finally feel apart of something popular

    [–]Sad_Larry 0 points1 point ago

    SO BRAVE

    [–]stop_saying_SO_BRAVE 0 points1 point ago

    [–]Carl_Bravery_Sagan -1 points0 points ago

    Do you see the irony in creating an account called "stop_saying_SO_BRAVE"?

    It's one of the goddamn bravest things I've ever seen.

    [–]sfc949 -2 points-1 points ago

    Besides the fact that this is a fake twitter account, as a person that's reasonably knowledgeable in the metal/hard-rock genre, I have reason to believe that Nickleback actually put on a hell of a show. Add in a few beers and I think they could provide about $60 worth of entertainment.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    These fake accounts are fucking bent.

    [–]SpaniTheKid -5 points-4 points ago

    Although it is a recycled joke, its still pretty funny

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