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[–]ninjajake1499 43 points44 points ago

Failure... Diabeetus was the title of the original content. Just because you added that doesn't make it yours.

[–]CuddlyLiveWires 7 points8 points ago

He didn't add it. Someone posted this on my FB feed yesterday, they'd found it on 9gag...

[–]The_American_Tragedy 2 points3 points ago

It was posted on /r/trees before that ._.

Ninja edit: I meant the actual Kit-Kat lasagna.

[–]CuddlyLiveWires 0 points1 point ago

Rad! :D It'd be a sad day if I was correct about what I said back there!

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[–]QuasarsRcool 23 points24 points ago

"Shut up and laugh because it's funny"

OP

[–]MrAwesome11 -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I could give more than one upvote sometimes

[–]thechickendance -1 points0 points ago

I just spit up coffee. Thanks.

[–]LeAlthos 1 point2 points ago

GUISE, ITS LE MEME XDXDXDXD SO LE FUNNY LOL

[–]Mgoogles101 -2 points-1 points ago

And just like that, all his comment karma is gone.

[–]kcsj0 3 points4 points ago

That was eight.

[–]theloobster 2 points3 points ago

No problem, I already got Diabetes

[–]johnnyquest88 0 points1 point ago

same here, it may cost me a few days worth of insulin, but I want a piece...

[–]Dante2k4 2 points3 points ago

Balls... I imagine that thing would taste good for one, MAYBE two bites, then you'd just feel like dying/barfing for the rest of forever...

[–]ajacalyn 2 points3 points ago

Is no one else concerned that, that isn't even the real Wilford Brimley, but a look-a-like?

[–]OceanFace 2 points3 points ago

One word, heart disease.

[–]sayyahtodaupeh 2 points3 points ago

*Type 2 diabeetus.

Learn the difference.

[–]McWut 1 point2 points ago

diabeetus

cringe

[–]Launchpad0 4 points5 points ago

God bless 9gag with their OC and HILARIOUS antics

[–]danoll 2 points3 points ago

Looks like a candy suitcase

[–]kneecapslock 2 points3 points ago

But... sugar isn't what causes your pancreas to stop producing insulin.

[–]trish80s_4_life -2 points-1 points ago

If you're on medicare and have diabetes...

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[–]Smartio 7 points8 points ago

Just be quiet now young one.

[–]xan13 1 point2 points ago

Hey, That's my Great Grandfather.

[–]Entropy263 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if I die eating that I will finish it.

[–]camelCase47 4 points5 points ago

Dat punctuation.

[–]wrath505 0 points1 point ago

[–]Cthuliet 0 points1 point ago

It looks like you missed some punctuation here.

Would you like help?

[–]TheSlobson 0 points1 point ago

Call Liberty

[–]anchises868 -5 points-4 points ago

Totally worth it.

[–]lil_literalist -1 points0 points ago

Plastics.

[–]Cthuliet 1 point2 points ago

Who are the plastics?

[–]MAD_JIHAD 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]Some_Belgian_Guy -1 points0 points ago

Thundercougarfalconbird!