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Tim Tebow's email account has been hacked. (Credit to Grantland) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]YouSoCrazy 179 points180 points ago

The email from Goodell got me!

[–]Kinglink 2 points3 points ago

Me too, that one was just perfect. Overall the whole thing was well done.

[–]eromitlab 202 points203 points ago

Aaron Rodgers, you magnificent bastard.

[–]Parasamgate 25 points26 points ago

so happy I read until the end

[–]jcongdon 14 points15 points ago

So happy I checked the comments to see what I lazily overlooked.

[–]tdmoney 7 points8 points ago

With so much gold, that is the one that stuck out to me too.

[–]Phantoom 5 points6 points ago

Discount Double Check at the Lemon party.

[–]blacklab 1 point2 points ago

Even in fake jokes, he is awesome.

[–]unastronaut 58 points59 points ago

I love the open tabs... wet dreams and christian singles!

[–]vbullinger 3 points4 points ago

Crap, I didn't see those. I'll have to go look again. Have an upvote!

[–]I_am_anonymous 1 point2 points ago

Wet dreams was the best thing on the entire page. Just enough plausibility to really cut.

[–]brightfalls 82 points83 points ago

All these are great jokes.. And then you have the one quite possibly real email from Cromartie..

[–]radeky 65 points66 points ago

Please. The real e-mail is the conversation between Goodell and Tebow.

[–]I_am_anonymous 1 point2 points ago

Sam Bradford over on the left talking about getting sacked is pretty dead on too.

[–]captain_reddit_ 37 points38 points ago

I loved you in Slumdog Millionaire

[–]philamatt 25 points26 points ago

Clearly fake. Aziz only writes in all CAPS.

[–]rmbrady91 6 points7 points ago

I'm from South Carolina!

[–]Leaningthemoon 35 points36 points ago

My favorite is the ad: "do you love benches?"

[–]Punkwolf 3 points4 points ago

I feel like an idiot for not catching that one.

[–]timothygruich 1 point2 points ago

I looked at it probably 3 times before I saw "why this ad" then realized... god damn I'm an idiot.

[–]Punkwolf 0 points1 point ago

We should be little bus buddies so we don't get lost in this big scary world.

[–]timothygruich 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. There's probably room for a couple more friends too!

[–]on_my_phone_in_dc 25 points26 points ago

This is very well done, from a clueless norv to Goodell, start to finish

[–]fuzzyfuzz 24 points25 points ago

Password was 'God'. Such a rookie mistake.

[–]Jonny_Watts 15 points16 points ago

Silly you, passwords have to be at least 7 characters.

It was God1234.

[–]qule 38 points39 points ago

Wouldn't it actually be John316?

[–]vbullinger 5 points6 points ago

Tim's reading this right now going "Oh, shit! qule figured it out!!!"

[–]cdskip 10 points11 points ago

Tim's reading this right now going "Oh, shit! "My goodness gracious, qule figured it out!!!"

[–]prencey 1 point2 points ago

"System operators love to use God. It's that whole male ego thing."

[–]MilesFromNowhere 16 points17 points ago

onehopfitz@gmail.com

[–]vbullinger 4 points5 points ago

Just noticed that. You literally have to read every single word in this image to make sure you didn't miss anything.

[–]wilk 4 points5 points ago

Like Rick Santorum on the contact list, missed that my first few looks through.

[–]timothygruich 1 point2 points ago

It took me WAY too long to notice the ad wasn't just random.

[–]Tapeworms 40 points41 points ago

Wow, every joke was funny

[–]TheRealCalypso 18 points19 points ago

I don't know, I got a chuckle out of "tits like Vince Wilfork"

[–]ChrisSal 0 points1 point ago

Sending an email at 1:39 am? I think he knows that hooker more than he's letting on.

[–]fightONstate 12 points13 points ago

I love the chat with Bill Belichick. Great attention to detail in this one.

[–]adambadam 65 points66 points ago

I am sorry, but if you want to credit to Grantland, link to their page and give them their fair shake. It's an ESPN grade server, it will not go down in a Reddit crush.

[–]prencey 6 points7 points ago

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8603746/tim-tebow-lost-emails

[–]Guy_Buttersnaps 9 points10 points ago

But everyone knows more people will click it if it's an imgur link! How else is OP supposed to maximize the sweet, sweet karma?

[–]Phantoom 10 points11 points ago

Link if you want to give them some well deserved traffic.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for posting this

[–]AxiusFlux 9 points10 points ago

Great spoof. Loved dry humpy-ness of overtheclothes@gmail.com.

[–]siberia_isfun 7 points8 points ago

not as good as lebrons, but still funny

[–]vbullinger 2 points3 points ago

Link? I've never seen this.

[–]siberia_isfun 5 points6 points ago

Lebron's, it really is spectacular.

[–]fobbymaster 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant. These guys are geniuses.

[–]sketchymcgee 36 points37 points ago

Had me going until that last email. Sending out Lemon Party links seems more of a Jay Cutler thing to do.

[–]fumar 16 points17 points ago

Nah, Cutler gives too little of a fuck to do something like that. Rodgers is the troll of NFL QBs. He is constantly photobombing.

[–]vbullinger 1 point2 points ago

Cutler would just block Tebow's emails.

[–]Mrubuto 8 points9 points ago

really...? wow

[–]fightONstate 9 points10 points ago

Not sure if serious...

[–]sketchymcgee 16 points17 points ago

Yes, I definitely thought that Rex Ryan was the type to buy hookers for players.

[–]mehster432 11 points12 points ago

"Tits like Vince Wilfork..."

[–]rakimallah 4 points5 points ago

I could definitely see ARod pulling a prank on Tebow.

[–]CEFHCL 10 points11 points ago

Poor Larry : (

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

Poor Norv :( he's so simple

[–]Soulfly37 7 points8 points ago

This has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. holy shit

[–]purefx 3 points4 points ago

Fuck coverages!

[–]OutlawJoseyWales 3 points4 points ago

The Gchat with skelton is easily the best. It's like they're in middle school or something. "Larry is ALL mad and stuff"

its gold

[–]Inspector-Gadget 2 points3 points ago

Tebow needs a hooker with tits like BJ Raji.

Oh Rex...

[–]palerthanrice 2 points3 points ago

These are so good.

[–]marketinequality 2 points3 points ago

Haha that first tab.

[–]Soulfly37 2 points3 points ago

The google search in the other tab sealed the deal. best photo of all time

[–]KadenTau 2 points3 points ago

Jacksonville Jaguars Official Site

Ahahahaha oh god. As a Gators fan I find these absolutely hilarious. I miss having the kid on our offense, but his rise to the pros has just been steeped in silliness.

[–]Hot_Sacks 3 points4 points ago

You should x-post this to /r/nfl. I'm sure they'd love it there.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

The mods there get butthurt easily though. I've had submissions removed because they were funny and not circlejerkish enough.

[–]GifftedIdeas 2 points3 points ago

This is by far the best post on reddit

[–]StateFairShare 0 points1 point ago

I like the Cutler email - "Fuck coverages, force it in there." - good thing he wasn't asking Big Ben how to act on a date.

While Rodgers is a notorious joker(google "Aaron Rodgers photobombs") - being that he is a devout Christian, I'm thinking he wouldn't send Tebow to that website.

[–]drusteeby 4 points5 points ago

I love the subtle ad for "Do you love sitting on Benches?"

[–]yrogerg123 0 points1 point ago

Last one killed me.

[–]oblivionx 0 points1 point ago

All of these are great. Love the ad for benches at Rick's Outdoor at the top too, nice touch.

[–]tehkyle5k 2 points3 points ago

What causes wet dreams?

Sin.

[–]Yossarians_moan -1 points0 points ago

I pissed myself at "what are Jews like?"

[–]bcal16 1 point2 points ago

I managed to keep it together until I saw Ed Reed's gchat status.

Ed Reed: Winter is coming...

[–]vbullinger 4 points5 points ago

Hate to sound like an idiot, but what's that all about?

[–]soxandpatriots1 0 points1 point ago

"Winter is coming" is a reference to the fantasy book/tv series Game of Thrones, although I'm not sure if there's any particular reason Ed Reed would be saying it.

[–]DeadMoMcGee 0 points1 point ago

To Aziz, I loved you in slum dog millionaire

Holy hell I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[–]planet808 0 points1 point ago

Troll Aaron Rodgers

[–]EffYourCouch 0 points1 point ago

"Here's a list of players I heard cursing"...lost it at that one.

[–]stefanspicoli 0 points1 point ago

What causes wet dreams?, Christian dating for christian singles, Jacksonville Jaguars official site,...oh yeah thats Tim Tebow for sure

[–]logicalthinker1 0 points1 point ago

This is glorious!

[–]hypo11 1 point2 points ago

A link for those who want to see it on Grantland - turns out it's written by the guy who did the "Shit my Dad Says" tweets (and tv show).

[–]chrisdf00 0 points1 point ago

I love the side, "Sam Bradford - Probably getting sacked"

[–]His_name_was_Phil 0 points1 point ago

"Tony Romo has invited you to a playoff watching party"

As a Cowboys fan, this is hilarious.

Fuck.

[–]domynatryx 0 points1 point ago

Check out this rad sight all about Jesus. Lemonparty.... OMG! Too funny!

[–]mysticsavage 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, I'm pretty sure Norv Turner locks himself out of his office at least twice a week.

[–]Trackpad94 0 points1 point ago

I love the other tabs... genius.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

This is absolutely hilarious. Honestly though, its impressive that every single joke in this was money.

[–]beebhead 0 points1 point ago

Just in case you didn't see the LeBron one he did this summer:

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0724/grant_lebroninbox2_1152.jpg

[–]DeckersDelight 0 points1 point ago

"tits like Vince Wilfork" had me dying

[–]aooga12 1 point2 points ago

Rex Ryan: "You need some stank on your hang low - I know a hooker, tits like Vince Wilfork" and i'm in tears LMAO

[–]tpro83 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe God hasn't talked to him lately.

[–]Braden22 0 points1 point ago

To Roger Goodell- these are the list of players I heard cussing... I laughed so hard.. I can finally say I LOLed in real life

[–]wowzuzz 0 points1 point ago

Re: Here is a list of players I've heard cursing

lol..

[–]Smerps -4 points-3 points ago

Very well done. Would bang.

[–]timothygruich -1 points0 points ago

1/10. Would downvote again.

[–]Grannyrape -5 points-4 points ago

I thought this was real until I saw the Cromartie email. One kid? Multiply that by 9 and you're getting warmer.

[–]Wiskie 5 points6 points ago

The joke is that he has so many kids that he can't keep track of them...

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