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[–]Space-Dementia 75 points76 points ago

[–]Daveyd325 19 points20 points ago

Run you fools!

[–]LilDrumrGrl -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Dinobot_Prime 0 points1 point ago

I just opened this not knowing what to expect. I think I need to learn to read more thoroughly,

[–]crizzlywomper 5 points6 points ago

I laughed really hard at this.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 45 points46 points ago

I exhaled sharply.

[–]cuppincayk -1 points0 points ago

Through your nose?

[–]leeblackwood 34 points35 points ago

Looks like a wookie safety campaign poster.

[–]anbu13 2 points3 points ago

every time I hear wookie, i instantly think of fake shoes.

[–]DrBrainWillisto 43 points44 points ago

Wow, you really strap your dog in that thing? Poor thing lol

[–]Velinus 25 points26 points ago

Wouldn't the dog get really hurt if they got in a wreck? Sitting like that doesn't look like a natural posture for dogs.

[–]crispyfry 38 points39 points ago

Better than hurtling around the cabin or being thrown out of the car.

Same principle with people - bruising and maybe a cracked rib is a far better outcome than being killed.

[–]Itsamethe80s 3 points4 points ago

They've actually shown that many of the leading restraints for animals don't work and may hurt/kill the animal.

[–]shoffing 24 points25 points ago

may hurt/kill the animal

Compared to having no restraints which will hurt/kill the animal.

[–]IAmJFu 4 points5 points ago

I came here to ask why they strap the dog in and ended up learning something!

[–]Itsamethe80s 0 points1 point ago

In this case I see your point, I shouldn't have used "may". These things aren't regularly tested as a safety apparatus so you might as well put a safety sticker on your dog and hope for the best.

[–]ZombeeAndroid 0 points1 point ago

An unrestrained animal in a car is just as likely to do damage to YOU as to itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Qhmdk4VNs

[–]Tesser4ct -2 points-1 points ago

crispyfriy is right. Of course a car seat designed for a small dog would be best, this is better than letting it be loose in the car.

[–]HamrheadEagleiThrust 3 points4 points ago

No having a travel crate would be best. You can strap the crate itself down and still allow the dog a bit of movement.

[–]BJpeck 5 points6 points ago

As long as its not on the roof

[–]lightow 3 points4 points ago

It's now a law in NJ believe it or not.

[–]AustinfrmAustin -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]Internatty_Explore 4 points5 points ago

HE SAID, "IT'S NOW A LAW IN NJ BELIEVE IT OR NOT. "

[–]tonysalami 1 point2 points ago

Your dog has to be restrained while its in the car or you can get a ticket.

[–]JH_92 3 points4 points ago

and it's because pets loose in cars can cause accidents because they have no concept that jumping on the drivers lap or getting up in the driver's face while moving 70 MPH is a bad idea. Not really a bad law.

[–]Meanest_Phlebotomist 1 point2 points ago

It's not to protect to pet, it's to prevent the pet from becoming a distraction

[–]skarokr 27 points28 points ago

This has been my phone wall paper for years :)

[–]Raymond890 42 points43 points ago

This sounds like a discreet way of saying "REPOST!"

[–]Idomybest 5 points6 points ago

At least OP didn't claim it as his/hers.

[–]Tbone1989 19 points20 points ago

Yorkies are the best <3

[–]Dbagg 9 points10 points ago

It's spelled Wookies.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 24 points25 points ago

They are also the worst when they shit and piss in your house and no amount of training can stop them.

[–]Greflin 6 points7 points ago

The little fuckers will do what they please. We had linolium in our kitchen growing up. There were no seams in the middle, but one day alone and two of the shits dug a hole in it. I don't see how to this day. There was no scuffing or marks before hand. Fucking magic.

[–]allfiredup 0 points1 point ago

My first dog did this when I was in fifth grade. He was a jack russell terrier.

[–]hawklawson 8 points9 points ago

My yorkie wookie has not done this since he was about six weeks old...when we got him. He asks to go outside to potty. He'll sit completely still on the floor in front of you and stare at you with big, wide oh-my-god-I-gotta-go eyes until you notice him and let him out. But yeah, he was super easy to train.

Source: My house doesn't stink.
Baby Javi - http://i.imgur.com/KqTgx.jpg
Giant Javi - http://i.imgur.com/4sHJY.jpg

[–]sparrowderp 13 points14 points ago

Your Yorkie might be a Silky Terrier.

[–]bawlz_ 3 points4 points ago

Love yorkies, have a dorkie myself. So much energy.

[–]reap3rx 2 points3 points ago

I agree! My yorkee was very easy to train. He rarely has accidents now, and that's only because I ignore him when he comes up and growls at me saying he wants out, so that's my bad.

Here's some pics of the little guy!

Rowan- First bath

Rowan- Sitting between my legs

Rowan sleeping on my shoulder

Rowan awkward smile

Bonus, my non-yorkee, Ambrosius!

I'm really proud of my little guys!

[–]SunkSubmarines 2 points3 points ago

Im going through this right now, he started off so good..

[–]Myself91 0 points1 point ago

Indeed...

[–]Gibb0nat0r 0 points1 point ago

We use doggie diapers. They work surprisingly well.

[–]wafflemonster 0 points1 point ago

They are troublesome in that regard. Ours uses pads and goes out though, and she hasn't shit or pissed outside of those pads since.

[–]edm39c 7 points8 points ago

Good sir, I believe you are in the wrong subreddit. Allow me to redirect you to /r/aww.

[–]EdenSummer 0 points1 point ago

I was just gonna say much the same, albeit probably a little less politely. :) No sense in dupes, so upvote for you instead :)

[–]dom65659 15 points16 points ago

Damn, that is one ugly baby.

[–]gunny16 7 points8 points ago

Chewbacca in training

[–]Dawgishly 0 points1 point ago

I generally disapprove of people that anthropomorphize their pets, but this is fucking adorable.

[–]nobrains_noheadache 12 points13 points ago

yea you definitely didn't take this picture. my buddy dean did. you sit on a throne of lies

[–]BrownStar69 10 points11 points ago

Hope youre not trying to pass this off as OC. This has been around for a long time.

[–]wolfgang5feet 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Too cute 1com 10pts 4mos aww
He thinks he's people 2coms 45pts 8mos aww
Safety First 0coms 15pts 3mos aww
Looks like he had a long day. 0coms 10pts 2mos aww

source: karmadecay

[–]ihazaquestion 2 points3 points ago

What the hell man...you killed your dog and strapped it into a car seat?

[–]leftyflip326 5 points6 points ago

Anything for karma. Anything.

[–]vrrmason 2 points3 points ago

Or suffocating

[–]sparrowderp 2 points3 points ago

There are actually car harnesses for dogs that will serve the same function, and probably not make them uncomfortable.

[–]killerdead77 2 points3 points ago

Sitting a dog like that is not good for its back

[–]TThor 0 points1 point ago

Douchebag Redditor: Drugs dog so he can be put in silly poses

[–]SRS_are_cunts 3 points4 points ago

I need to get a dog ASAP.

[–]IfThisNameIsTaken 2 points3 points ago

Why the hell would you do that to a dog?

[–]crizzlywomper -1 points0 points ago

When he is older he is going to want to drive your car.

[–]Luriker 0 points1 point ago

This is so adorable that I actually started cracking up. Holy crap.

[–]KelleyNicole6 0 points1 point ago

Whoever took it, it's fucking adorable.

[–]brbrbrad 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the integrated child safety seat of a third generation Chrysler minivan (Plymouth Voyager or Dodge Caravan).

[–]sjophotography -1 points0 points ago

AHHHHH I have a yorkie poo too! you can tell by the long snout!!!!! i miss my puppy...

[–]Greflin 1 point2 points ago

That is a normal yorkie not a yorkie poo.

[–]sjophotography 0 points1 point ago

dont normal Yorkies have squished noses?

[–]no_no_NO_okay 0 points1 point ago

no

[–]sjophotography 1 point2 points ago

never mind. i looked up some photos. i was wrong. noted.

[–]Greflin 0 points1 point ago

Not really depends on the size of the dog.

[–]Franco_DeMayo 1 point2 points ago

"Chewie! What a Wookiee!"

[–]cypher5001 0 points1 point ago

Some times dogs are like people.

TIL

[–]E13ven 1 point2 points ago

He looks like a mini Chewbacca!

[–]mesahal 1 point2 points ago

don't forget that it's just an animal

[–]TenMarch 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty much the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[–]SMChristoff 0 points1 point ago

Totally a baby wookie

[–]Enjoy_Every_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

BROver! Tired from being such a wingman!

[–]jonasperrin 0 points1 point ago

I used to have this car, Plymouth Voyager right?

[–]welcome_to_shittywok 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone here been a car accident with a dog in the car? Was the dog injured, was he or she restrained with a harness, etc.? I'm looking for a good "safety belt" for my dog, which is why I ask.

[–]warren_peas 1 point2 points ago

I was in a fairly significant accident with my dog.

He was harnessed in the back seat. Ironically, we had just left the vet's office when some idiot plowed into us.

My dog suffered no injuries in the accident.

I believe this is the harness we have. Link

[–]Tramontana 0 points1 point ago

Buckle up bitches.

[–]zoro22 1 point2 points ago

Why is your dog in a car seat?

[–]19115162093 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Star Wars. What were those things called? Ewoks!?

[–]Mikiesox 1 point2 points ago

That... looks like a torture chair.

[–]BeardedAsian 0 points1 point ago

[–]elbowes 0 points1 point ago

I love this... but my irish setter will never fit in a child seat :(

[–]cccjfs 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't seem comfortable or good for his back

[–]pazdispensers 0 points1 point ago

Doggie after the dentist

[–]JBombAttack 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell do you have your dog in a car seat?

[–]Calitalian 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like dead after a walk.

[–]sithlordjake 1 point2 points ago

If I ever get to the point where I strap my animals in like they're my child, please shoot me in the face.

[–]Chief_Tripping_Snake 1 point2 points ago

That position is insanely painful for a dog. It often results in a broken tailbone.

[–]FreezerJumps 1 point2 points ago

Even when you unsubscribe from r/aww, you can never escape it.

[–]Jax_straus 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I tried to do this with my golden retriever but I ran out of chloroform after like two bottles.

[–]Sonic_Dah_Hedgehog 0 points1 point ago

OP why did you kill your dog and pose his body for karma?

[–]Unpoetic 0 points1 point ago

r/funny = pictures of dogs

[–]kamicom 0 points1 point ago

FYI, placing a dog like that isn't good for its spinal cord. Maybe because it's a small puppy, it doesn't affect it as much but there's a lot of pressure being placed by the weight in places it shouldn't be.

[–]princessmisery 0 points1 point ago

Wow, "someone" wants a baby....

[–]bearseatbeetz 0 points1 point ago

I've never aww'd so hard in my life.

[–]Air0ck 0 points1 point ago

No, thats Chewie as a baby.

[–]cakes13091 0 points1 point ago

Safety first!

[–]ralph122030 1 point2 points ago

I think either your baby turned into a dog or your dogs dead

[–]issafram 2 points3 points ago

should be in awww. right?

[–]pingspike -1 points0 points ago

You spelled wank wrong.

[–]dwillystylz -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit, I thought you had captured Chubaka

[–]Fighter4Life21 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, is my mother on Reddit?!

[–]betafish37 -1 points0 points ago

It's a dog eat dog world out there...

[–]stophauntingme 0 points1 point ago

Doggy dog world. Fixed that for you.

[–]theedang 0 points1 point ago

That's one hairy ass baby...