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[–]rex_regum 166 points167 points ago

I see no cheese on that burger.... false alarm, everyone carry on

[–]JoeSicbo 133 points134 points ago

[–]Infrantic 95 points96 points ago

Oh shi-

[–]Headwoundred 53 points54 points ago

Did anyone else see that sniper over ther-

[–]DirtyGolem 43 points44 points ago

God dammit there are no snipers! watch i'll stick my head ou-

[–]GaikokuJohn 36 points37 points ago

I hid all of the money by the m-

[–]Fooo346 31 points32 points ago

ALL ABOAR-

[–]TheLogicalErudite 34 points35 points ago

Where did all these dead bodies com-

[–]hazy_browns 33 points34 points ago

I think I am the only one that survived.

[–]jjeff28 29 points30 points ago

Do not break your glasses.

[–]Cynikal818 10 points11 points ago

bang

[–]Metasheep 7 points8 points ago

Please come out into the open to claim your prize.

[–]jimyin 7 points8 points ago

[–]aaronschool2 3 points4 points ago

Shit, sorry dude. reloads gun

[–]RiNgO70 2 points3 points ago

Yeah! Me too, we sure outsmarted that sni-

[–]ZondaRFanForLife 2 points3 points ago

HAHA, RIOT SHIELD BITCHES. CAN'T TOUCH THI-

[–]The_One_Who_Crafts 1 point2 points ago

Me to-

[–]WuTsKrAkEn -1 points0 points ago

I survived to-

[–]I_Crossed_StreamsAMA 4 points5 points ago

Guys you need to stop saying candleja-

[–]sean800 -1 points0 points ago

Everyone in this thread did it wrong. SO WRONG. Everyone knows that when candlejack gets you, you just sto

[–]Human-Genocide 7 points8 points ago

Haha guuuuuuys, you so silly pretending to be dead, hey what's the red laser dot fo-

[–]Generous_Taco -1 points0 points ago

DEATH TRAI-

[–]ForteFZ 0 points1 point ago

guys, what the heck is going o-ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOA--

[–]Hockeygoalie35 3 points4 points ago

CHOO CH-

[–]Lay-Z-Bones 0 points1 point ago

The karma train is leaving the station once we can find a driver who knows how to du-

[–]abood_3 5 points6 points ago

The cure for cancer is-

[–]UmberGryphon 8 points9 points ago

[–]EHoffman922 5 points6 points ago

I watched all that cat's videos. I love that cat.

[–]pastryarchitect 0 points1 point ago

That cheezburger haz onions, bad mom of Mittens.

[–]notsonerdy 0 points1 point ago

kittyhazcheezburgar

[–]sweetloris 13 points14 points ago

And for all we know, the human is yanking it out of the cat's mouth right as this picture was taken.

[–]HeWasAZombie 11 points12 points ago

Stop playing games with my heart!

[–]9000BeatsPerHour 5 points6 points ago

His eyes are so big and dark, i'm quibbling in my shoes.

[–]amyneko -1 points0 points ago

Goddammit!

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, Ben Huh.

[–]Infernuzz666 233 points234 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Cheezeburger has been had 79coms 379pts 1yr pics
She wanted to try a burger 6coms 14pts 20dys aww
After years of him glaring at me from across the dinner table, I decided he CAN has cheezburger. 9coms 45pts 3mos aww
Yes, yes you can. 2coms 13pts 7mos funny
Yes, yes you can. 227coms 1204pts 7mos aww
Yes. You finally can haz the God-damn cheezburger. 12coms 22pts 1yr pics
Yes, you can haz. 60coms 725pts 10mos aww
this is, and forever will be, my favorite cat picture 50coms 1701pts 4dys cats
Finally, someone gave that goddamn cat a cheeseburger. 73coms 742pts 10mos funny
NOM..NOM..NOM 18coms 149pts 1yr funny
This is, and forever will be, my favorite cat picture 24coms 897pts 4mos cats
This hungry cat always makes me laugh 4coms 14pts 1mo aww
I finally has cheeseburger 8coms 283pts 8mos aww
This cat truly has cheezburger 9coms 88pts 1yr funny
A picture of someone's cat. 63coms 372pts 1yr pics
Can has. 3coms 11pts 10mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]WASD_WARRIOR 123 points124 points ago

This image has quite an impressive resume.

[–]andrew650 27 points28 points ago

embarrassing i've never seen it.

[–]Remember_Prometheus 6 points7 points ago

We'll start it off at 10$/h with no vacation. ever.

[–]whatevawhocares 50 points51 points ago

I posted this to facebook 3 years ago.

[–]Wazoisme 11 points12 points ago

Is your name Matthew?

[–]Datastream 6 points7 points ago

It's probably Everyone.

[–]PilotDad 19 points20 points ago

So far, this has been my favorite use of that image.

[–]Linkzor24 11 points12 points ago

A pictures of someone's cat.

...

[–]BSMitchell 7 points8 points ago

It was the most honest of all of them...

[–]servohahn 3 points4 points ago

It's only been frontpaged six times before. According to reddit's standards, it'll still be considered OC for at least another six front page triumphs.

[–]RobbyLee 0 points1 point ago

How do you know if a post frontpaged?

[–]servohahn 3 points4 points ago

By the upvotes and having seen many frontpages in my time.

[–]pepperman7 0 points1 point ago

There wouldn't also happen to be a picture of the cat in the ceiling watching me masturbate would there?

[–]Patchworkparamedic 0 points1 point ago

Reddiquete.

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[–]Mattrick 7 points8 points ago

That picture is frightening.

[–]sailatlas 8 points9 points ago

You are frightening.

[–]Mattrick 5 points6 points ago

I dont know why but you made me actually laugh

[–]engals 10 points11 points ago

Well that was frightening.

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

I sincerely hope that this picture is photoshopped.

[–]BrohemianRhapsody 17 points18 points ago

The fuck is Quibble?

[–]Dorimukyasuto 4 points5 points ago

Ten generously sized wooden sticks have ten letters arranged vertically on each face. These are randomly formed into a square array. Variations range from finding words in a single row, up to the entire array.

[–]necrobrit 7 points8 points ago

It's not done yet! Not until we see Tard the grumpy cat eating one!

[–]Amaroken 3 points4 points ago

Cheezburger*

[–]T-rex_with_a_gun 24 points25 points ago

[–]kingcoyote 7 points8 points ago

nsfw?

[–]TheActualAWdeV 19 points20 points ago

Depends on where you work.

[–]soundsjustlike 6 points7 points ago

I work in HVAC

Hedonistically Valued Ass Certification

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

Ah, intriguing. So how would you certify this ass?

[–]rifk 3 points4 points ago

Are you implying there should never be NSFW tags on anything, just because some people work in places where this is fine?

A video of a girl wearing a thong having her butt slapped is going to be NSFW a majority of the time.

Furthermore, some people heed the NSFW tag because they're using their computer at school or at home where it would be inappropriate/embarrassing to view things like that.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 1 point2 points ago

I'm implying no such thing and I'm amazed that you somehow reached that conclusion. I didn't say, imply, insinuate or even think such a thing.

I was mainly poking fun at the whole idea of "nsfw". Mind you, this doesn't mean I don't think a warning is fair or appropriate but "nsfw" is a bit of a silly tag in the first place. I have a hard time believing that any sort of redditing is safe for work! You should be working, not looking at cats eating cheeseburgers!

And there was also the fact that if you were in, say, modelling, porn, photography or whatever the image itself would likely be perfectly acceptable. It's just a butt after all.

[–]rifk 1 point2 points ago

I'm implying no such thing and I'm amazed that you somehow reached that conclusion. I didn't say, imply, insinuate or even think such a thing.

I didn't come to any conclusion, that's why I posed it as a question.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

My bad then.

[–]tellmehowitis -1 points0 points ago

can someone tell me the actresses in this gif?

[–]brenhil 2 points3 points ago

This image is disturbingly satisfying. It's just so right.

[–]Bicek 11 points12 points ago

[–]Cheezeburgertiem 5 points6 points ago

Finally, a post where I can be relevant!

[–]Anindoorcat 4 points5 points ago

you can fill in for me this time

[–]anonymousHacker 5 points6 points ago

Noice repost bro.

[–]All_Out_Of_Fucks 0 points1 point ago

The look on the cats face ... like he's seen the face of God!

[–]thebbman 0 points1 point ago

I never actually thought this day would come. I honestly don't know what to do with my life now...

[–]soykommander 1 point2 points ago

Left a hotdog out once. Had to run an errand and came back the whole thing was eaten. bun and all. I looked at my cat and couldn't even be mad.

[–]Cypher0550 0 points1 point ago

Is that cat possessed? Devil cats eat bk

[–]rdr05300 1 point2 points ago

Now that there's no more internet, anyone up for a game of Quibble?

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

There is only one possibility left. We must trap the cat and the cheeseburger in Zombo.com, the "safety valve between universes", for all eternity.

But what of cheeseburger? What of cheeseburger?

[–]TheCultist 1 point2 points ago

I can haz dialysis?

[–]clssv 0 points1 point ago

That cat looks stuffed as fuck.

[–]jeldiablo 0 points1 point ago

Is the cat stuffed ? No pun intended.

[–]FunnyChiz 0 points1 point ago

His eyes, their black..... DEMON CA-

[–]chaser902109 0 points1 point ago

Oh god another death thread is gonna start? We have one RIGHT UP THER-

[–]angryhippo13 0 points1 point ago

He CAN has cheeseburger!

[–]Uncleft_Beholder 0 points1 point ago

Even though this image has been on Tumblr for several months (where I first encountered it) and Reddit quite a bit longer, I can't fault you too much because damn this is a glorious photograph.

[–]PossiblyTrolling -1 points0 points ago

No cheese bro, it's just a hamburger.

Carry on....

[–]Kunkletown 0 points1 point ago

WTF are that cat's eyes solid black??

[–]Niteowlthethird 0 points1 point ago

SHUT HER DOWN

[–]Kit_n_Kaboodle 0 points1 point ago

Omg get this repost the fuck out of here.

[–]zach_75 0 points1 point ago

So sweet!

[–]madplayshd 0 points1 point ago

So long, and thanks for the cheeseburger.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

This picture makes me so happy, on so many levels.

[–]Westdakota20 -1 points0 points ago

I see no cheese on that burger!

[–]eaturliver 1 point2 points ago

I'm not done with porn by a long shot.

[–]Poup 0 points1 point ago

wtf demon-eyed cat

[–]bag-o-tricks 1 point2 points ago

The Quibble lady looks like she wants a bite too.

[–]Soronir 0 points1 point ago

Dilated pupils lol.

[–]HorseSteroids 0 points1 point ago

This is so old that they guy holding the burger is wearing a Three Wolf Moon shirt.

[–]mictuc 0 points1 point ago

THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD (wide web)!!!!

[–]walking_strange 0 points1 point ago

Double cheeseburger. When quantity over quality will suffice.

[–]PastyPilgrim 0 points1 point ago

What's with the demon eyes from hell? Where is the sclera?

[–]CoorsLightNTits 0 points1 point ago

Well, we had a good run.

[–]kestermatsumoto 0 points1 point ago

Burgers contain onions. Onions are highly toxic for cats. Kittens dying of kidney failure = not that cute.

http://avetsguidetolife.blogspot.jp/2009/02/toxic-onions.html

[–]RockFourFour 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a BK burger. Their hamburgers and cheeseburgers don't have onions.

[–]Pan7h3r 1 point2 points ago

The expression on the cats face is priceless!

[–]MrElixirMixer 0 points1 point ago

That is the new, highly nutritious Adobe burger...notice how the cat is able to (quite like a python) unhinge it's jaws to swallow the burger whole. So amazed is he with his new found talent...his eyes bug out in disbelief.

[–]Mmmichelle92 0 points1 point ago

This is oddly cute haha.

[–]nataleeyuhh 0 points1 point ago

Now I want a cheeseburger. DAMN SNOW.

[–]Shurigin -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]Sallazar 0 points1 point ago

Why would you do that? That's a waste of a cat.

[–]plombardo5 0 points1 point ago

Dude....you just solved the internet.

[–]Mad_Kitty 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that this picture, or maybe one very similar was the picture that actually start the Icanhazcheezburger fascination. So therefore its not the end of it, it's the beginning.

[–]tasteslikesugar 0 points1 point ago

Pffff you think it will only want ONE? Oh naive hoomanz.

[–]blacklblskate54 0 points1 point ago

If this picture is supposed to shut down the internet then it would've been down quite a few years ago when this picture was actually new.

[–]madpiratesarah 0 points1 point ago

hold it! I think he's choking!

[–]Headstand 0 points1 point ago

The lady on that Quibble box likes dat cheeseburger.

[–]lordmadone 0 points1 point ago

This dude is a reposting fiend!

[–]LBORBAH 0 points1 point ago

New meme: can i haz cheezburger.

[–]loggedintohateyou 0 points1 point ago

Are we even serious right now.. this has been around since about day two of the internet.

[–]Killertofoos 0 points1 point ago

What we all missed was after the photo was taken, the burger was swiftly snatched away! Poor little chap

[–]mydogisarhino 0 points1 point ago

nothing left to do...except repost...

[–]kompiler 0 points1 point ago

First time I've seen it so I don't mind the repost. Reposts aren't bad for us reddit newbies.

[–]chilly-fries 0 points1 point ago

I have nothing now

[–]realbobsnyder 0 points1 point ago

its not the repost that disturbs me, its the 14 k people that appearantly have never seen it before... what are you doing on the internet? seek advice and information???

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't count. No cheese.

[–]TokinTortis 1 point2 points ago

He CAN has cheeseburger

[–]Tandemize 2 points3 points ago

I wonder what the owner was thinking before he gave the cat his burger, probably something like: "MWAHAHA TIME TO END THE INTERWEBS"

[–]daisydelafuente 12 points13 points ago

I wonder what the cat was thinking, maybe something like: "MEOW MEOW MEOOOWW MRAAWRR MAO MAAOOOOORRR". And that's when the interwebz ended.

Edit: I need to go back to r/trees..

[–]Tandemize 6 points7 points ago

i bet that shits blowing up due to the recent marijuana legalisation

[–]Wazoisme 1 point2 points ago

It's weird seeing my friends cat on reddit. And annoying when he wasn't the one who posted it

[–]lethrowface -5 points-4 points ago

DAE LE CHEEZBURGER LE CAN HAZ LE? LOL XD LOOK AT CUTE KITTY CHEEZBURGER LE LE UPVOTES LE CARTRIDGE LE CAN HAZ LE! LOL XD!

[–]The_JackelN20ZX10 -1 points0 points ago

Dunno why.. but. That is a hilarious picture. baha

[–]thegenregeek -1 points0 points ago

We can always quibble about it.

[–]sense_less 1 point2 points ago

Dat Quibble face.

[–]Grepus -1 points0 points ago

Stop the press, hold the phones! Reddit, we have gone full circle!

[–]plainyjaney 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was the picture that started it all.

[–]djloreddit -1 points0 points ago

anyone got a vid? i wanna know how that tiny mouth would handle it

[–]donttryathomekids 1 point2 points ago

ew, dude, fuckin... what the hell, man

[–]lisan_al_gaib -3 points-2 points ago

Well.. I'm all out of ideas.

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus -3 points-2 points ago

I hope Ben Huh commits seppuku now.

[–]Monkeytuesday -1 points0 points ago

Well, I guess that's it. It's all over. The prophecy has been fulfilled. The Mayan calendar was right and the end of days will be upon us. So long.

[–]RickDripps 0 points1 point ago

Those are the most massively dilated pupils I have ever seen...

[–]farmallking -2 points-1 points ago

Needs Bacon And Nuttla

[–]420wasabisnappin 0 points1 point ago

This is basically the oldest picture on the internet.

[–]Drunkinlullabys -4 points-3 points ago

that looks to be from burger king. That is not a burger, that is a torture device.

How could you?

[–]Simonzi 0 points1 point ago

As a teenager, I worked at a Burger King, and hate the fact that I can identify that wrapper based of such a little sample of it.

[–]waggle238 -1 points0 points ago

I've been feeding my cat nothing but Burger King for the past number of years until he and his brethren stop asking for cheezburgers (or at least learn correct grammer). I have thus far been unsuccessful...

[–]crossower 1 point2 points ago

Your cat must not be very healthy.

[–]kairoseki -3 points-2 points ago

Holy fuck, the first time I saw this image I hadn't even hit puberty.

[–]rex_regum 0 points1 point ago

something tells me you still haven't

[–]TheActualAWdeV -3 points-2 points ago

IT'S THE WRONG FUCKING CAT THOUGH ISN'T IT YOU FUCKER.

[–]MrJayPea 0 points1 point ago

Nothing left to do? Quibble, anyone?