Aw, man. Diabetes again?

EpicOreo · 2012-11-07T21:49:32+00:00

Anybody got the recipe?

Cyberogue · 2012-11-07T22:44:43+00:00

Put it in the oven for 2min so it'll get all melty... Oh god I have to make this

Brentbrw · 2012-11-07T18:34:29+00:00

Gay bacon strips

SargentSuper · 2012-11-07T23:20:57+00:00

Wow, took this straight off of /r/trees.

JDubStep · 2012-11-07T21:38:06+00:00

let me guess, OP lives in Colorado or Washington...

thepokeduck · 2012-11-07T23:39:05+00:00

That looks good, but actually inspires me to make something else:

1st layer: Brownies
2nd layer: Marshmallow cream
3rd layer: cookie crumbs / chocolate chip cookies
4th later: chocolate mouse
top with: M&Ms, or chocolate chips, or strawberries

I think I will make this for my next party.

MsABQ323 · 2012-11-08T01:29:50+00:00

Okay, I know this is supposed to be funny, but sugar does not a diabetic make. Educate yourself. Diabetics can eat sugar (in moderation), and everything else that a non-diabetic can eat. Just because you have diabetes does not make you a disgusting, fat, slub. There are many diabetics who are thin. It is a failure of the pancreas. Not a disease because you ate too much sugar...okay, stepping off my soapbox now.

lucasavancini · 2012-11-07T23:27:14+00:00

As a diabetic, I'm just sitting here masturbating

Hugfangi · 2012-11-07T19:38:25+00:00

go on?

neonknightz · 2012-11-07T20:39:21+00:00

One Word:

ThunderCougarFalconBird

hur_hur_boobs · 2012-11-08T00:32:54+00:00

I want that inside of me ^{^{^notgay}}

Maddjonesy · 2012-11-07T23:45:15+00:00

Isn't Kit-Kat one word?

Frentleman · 2012-11-07T23:11:09+00:00

xpost /r/trees anyone?

ytsejam214 · 2012-11-08T00:56:35+00:00

Five words.

Type. Two. Adult. Onset. Diabeetus.

dmvazli · 2012-11-08T00:55:10+00:00

The site of that makes me want to vomit. Just the thought of all that sugar all that marshmellow and m&ms glopping around in my mouth. Fucking yuck. Barf it out immediately.

ThisIsHerp · 2012-11-08T03:21:16+00:00

Repost from /r/trees

taurus45 · 2012-11-07T17:54:02+00:00

Needs more bacon.

Timebomb3822 · 2012-11-07T22:02:00+00:00

Not funny for someone who has diabetes...

sellyberry · 2012-11-07T21:57:56+00:00

only type 2 diabetes, type 1 is genetic and not related to diet.

Wisdom_from_the_Ages · 2012-11-08T00:13:07+00:00

That looks fucking awful.

Try Oreo Lasagna.

Layer 1: Oreos

Layer 2: chocolate puddin'

Layer 3: Oreos

Layer 4: vanilla puddin'...or peanut butter puddin'.

Layer 5: Oreos

Layer 6: whipped cream

Let it set overnight. The cookies soak up the puddin'.

plutonium-239 · 2012-11-07T21:12:45+00:00

Oh. My. God.

ronjack · 2012-11-07T22:00:40+00:00

It looks so good, I could throw up.

arcticzebra · 2012-11-07T23:02:42+00:00

Probably a variation, but I make (in order of layers, bottom to top) fruit by the foot, Marshmallow puff, m&ms, fruit roll up, marshmallow puff, gushers, fruit by the foot. Variations are accepted.

ThBurninator · 2012-11-07T23:22:59+00:00

Four words: Get. In. My. Belly!

sevendeadlypigs · 2012-11-07T23:31:53+00:00

this is exactly why my preferences are not monotonic.

GStud · 2012-11-07T23:35:06+00:00

Needs to be baked... Not kidding. I would eat it.

01000011 · 2012-11-07T23:43:15+00:00

I don't even want this... I need it D:

RzK · 2012-11-08T00:41:09+00:00

Thats overkill

serpent042 · 2012-11-08T01:23:16+00:00

This picture needs the puking rainbows meme.

sojithesoulja · 2012-11-08T01:25:30+00:00

Three words you say.

Mother. of. God.

Ronin_90 · 2012-11-08T01:30:03+00:00

I'd give it about 4 or 5 bites of this till you start feeling sick...but it'll be worth it O_O

Narwalsbacon · 2012-11-08T01:41:50+00:00

Sweet as fuck

redw04 · 2012-11-08T01:43:53+00:00

I see you browse r/trees

seanbrownn · 2012-11-08T01:52:49+00:00

I gained 5 pounds by just looking at this

fman5k · 2012-11-08T01:53:51+00:00

Get baked for 30 minutes and enjoy

kccogirl · 2012-11-08T01:55:35+00:00

That looks diabetically glorious!

GuessWho_O · 2012-11-08T02:13:40+00:00

Do u melt it all then chill it and cut in squares?

Z0mgwaffles · 2012-11-08T02:21:25+00:00

Are those crayons?

F5_supermonkey · 2012-11-08T02:24:05+00:00

that wouldn't even look appealing if i were stoned out of my mind. which i just might be.

TGIWhiskey · 2012-11-08T02:24:43+00:00

Two. That is two fucking words.

KrayVin · 2012-11-08T02:41:35+00:00

Break me off a piece of that die-beet-us.

tehweave · 2012-11-08T02:42:19+00:00

This isn't even Epic Meal Time?

Damn, son.

kidshot · 2012-11-08T02:47:23+00:00

MOAR SAUCE

Steven_Spielburger · 2012-11-08T02:48:07+00:00

One word. "No."

xavierthegreat · 2012-11-08T02:48:18+00:00

Relevant.

dontdoit89735 · 2012-11-08T02:50:38+00:00

As a type I diabetic, I would probably have to pump all the insulin I have in my house to enjoy this, but it would be so damn worth it.

TheDiabetesHero · 2012-11-08T02:52:33+00:00

I will save no one if you consume this...

kjGoBlue · 2012-11-08T02:53:36+00:00

One bite= diabeetus

OmegaXis8009 · 2012-11-08T02:54:30+00:00

someone get this to Epic meal time, see if they will add some bacon/gay bacon strips to it

Benderillo · 2012-11-08T03:02:40+00:00

2 words- childhood obesity.

Eturna · 2012-11-08T03:03:01+00:00

IM DIABETIC AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN

gimme

pasmeme · 2012-11-08T03:06:28+00:00

My iron deficiency is like minor schizophrenia. It keeps yelling at me and these iron pills are making my mouth taste metallic and everything else taste awful. I can't even enjoy LOOKING at this picture :(

ring2ding · 2012-11-08T03:06:34+00:00

Are you high?

HLef · 2012-11-08T03:08:38+00:00

Go on...

TheBeardedChef · 2012-11-08T03:12:51+00:00

EpicMealTime has got this beat.

BaronLaladedo · 2012-11-08T03:13:36+00:00

If you burned it, would it be burnt smelly deadly instead?

isysdamn · 2012-11-08T03:16:43+00:00

This is like a burning cross for Diabetics.

jibroni_ · 2012-11-08T03:23:03+00:00

what's the serving size, one square inch?

saltyseas · 2012-11-08T03:23:38+00:00

Go On! Such a funny show!!

bwhartmann · 2012-11-08T03:25:21+00:00

I'm wilfurd brimley, and I have diabeetus

Idigstraightdown · 2012-11-08T03:28:29+00:00

You are on Reddit for fucks sakes... It's called Diabetus around these parts.

duhduhduhdiabeetus · 2012-11-08T03:32:17+00:00

I have been summoned.

apierson0 · 2012-11-08T03:32:32+00:00

I love how the day reddit is full of people talking about the legalization of weed, and you post this. Why are you not selling this recipe tonight?

darthnacho12 · 2012-11-08T03:33:58+00:00

Diabeetus

Busheni · 2012-11-08T03:35:31+00:00

GIVE UZZ THE RECIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WANT IT SO BAD!

UEMEDC · 2012-11-08T03:36:32+00:00

I honestly think that looks kind of gross

Starbuckle · 2012-11-08T03:38:04+00:00

Stealing from an r/trees post. C'mon man.

Chuckieshere · 2012-11-08T03:38:35+00:00

OP, can we get a link? I actually want that recipe for when I get high and dedicated to making some crazy food.

Oasis69 · 2012-11-08T03:38:38+00:00

"yeah I'll have a bucket of chicken, a silo of Pepsi a,d a troff of pig slop"- Jim Gaffigan

StacyD86 · 2012-11-08T03:41:46+00:00

where is the fucking recipe for this how you post something and not give it to us wtf

Dark-Ganon · 2012-11-08T03:47:29+00:00

damn...i'm nowhere near close enough of a sugar-fiend for this to look even close to delicious

Beyound_The_Pale · 2012-11-08T03:51:57+00:00

Needs some Nutella

jrtheo · 2012-11-08T03:52:50+00:00

They must live in Colorado

braceyourself · 2012-11-08T03:54:33+00:00

Reposted from r/trees

bartimeas · 2012-11-08T03:55:34+00:00

Holy mother of diabeetus that looks delicious. NOTE: I'm a type one diabetic. So yes, I'm kidding

HGPElite · 2012-11-08T03:58:10+00:00

where is the cooked picture?

Thymaine · 2012-11-08T03:58:19+00:00

this came from r/trees, dirty reposter.

Richie_16 · 2012-11-08T03:59:16+00:00

Hey! Break me off a piece of that!

noksky · 2012-11-08T04:02:38+00:00

Three words death by

mattie531k · 2012-11-08T04:07:46+00:00

This guy just stole a picture from r/trees and added a different title. Go die OP.

jaywhyme · 2012-11-08T04:08:03+00:00

I know what I'm eating for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next week.

Thinc_Ng_Kap · 2012-11-08T04:19:55+00:00

When I first saw this image a while ago, I physically gagged.

That does not seem appetizing.

righteous4131 · 2012-11-08T04:21:42+00:00

Hey guys. Stop. That's not how diabetes works. Source: I'm a Wilfred minion.

MrNewV3gas · 2012-11-08T04:22:53+00:00

When I get old I am going to eat shit like this everyday until it kills me. A noble death.

bubrockit · 2012-11-08T04:24:58+00:00

I just finished eating 6 slices of greasy pizza...

I'm not joking when I tell you that I literally threw up the second I realized what I was looking at when I opened this post.

My god, my body is unhealthy.

archie_f · 2012-11-08T04:37:38+00:00

Early. Onset. Diabetes.

4thekarma · 2012-11-08T04:43:08+00:00

Why is this on r/funny?

FqJared · 2012-11-08T04:53:26+00:00

hey bro. type 2 diabetes not diabetes...

accioveritaserum · 2012-11-08T04:54:56+00:00

This picture makes my teeth hurt.

sum1calledalex · 2012-11-08T04:56:10+00:00

I'm not fanatic about chocolate (prefer dark or white and usually only the good stuff). Plus marshmallow makes everything gross. Still, I'd try some of this.

midbc · 2012-11-08T04:58:30+00:00

new account for OP and the first post is a repost of something that was on the front page the other day.......piss off OP

MeFrogsta5423 · 2012-11-08T05:03:22+00:00

I believe this would also be an acceptable post in r/trees just saying :)

unitardis · 2012-11-08T05:15:38+00:00

"Happy Birthday! Have a coma in a dish!"

pandacult · 2012-11-08T05:28:36+00:00

only for the title.

tropicalrainforest · 2012-11-08T05:33:18+00:00

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24444205.jpg

Arx0s · 2012-11-08T05:39:11+00:00

Oh god, I'm drooling right now. Curse you keto.

epiphany99 · 2012-11-08T05:58:53+00:00

mother of god . . .

dysgraphia_add · 2012-11-08T06:59:03+00:00

As a type one who has not been able to eat something without a list of snarky comments about my diet, lets cut this shit out.

sweetiet1180 · 2012-11-08T07:07:59+00:00

I'm diabetic and looking at this, I have finally found the correct way to commit suicide. Holy food porn.

thisiserin · 2012-11-08T07:18:36+00:00

plz.

TigerWylde · 2012-11-08T07:29:35+00:00

shouldnt this be in /r trees?

Pixelmalik · 2012-11-08T07:30:36+00:00

EpicMealTime much?

chocolatetherapy · 2012-11-08T07:55:53+00:00

Why? I already feel unhealthy after one chocolate bar. This is gross. :(

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