Scarlett Johansson's new tattoo

likk · 2012-11-07T14:35:12+00:00

looks like a tattoo from jail

JumpingTheShart · 2012-11-07T15:19:04+00:00

Brought to you by Lucky brand jeans.

transmigrant · 2012-11-07T18:47:04+00:00

That is one really shitty tattoo. Having had something as equally horrible, I feel bad for her.

Edit: Had = covered up with a squid fighting a gorilla.

Edit 2: here you go.

nettles121 · 2012-11-07T17:29:54+00:00

can anyone prove beyond a doubt that this isn't shopped?

internetvictim · 2012-11-07T15:28:11+00:00

You'd think she could afford something a little less .. sarcastic five year old?

yearh · 2012-11-07T17:37:41+00:00

The tattoo is supposed to look shitty. It's the dudes style. the artist

87liyamu · 2012-11-07T15:38:53+00:00

I recognise this place!

Pretty weird place for her to have a photograph taken, though. Outside a Discount Electonics Shop in Paris.

Jaexyn · 2012-11-07T15:52:01+00:00

Did she do it herself using a fun house mirror?

gimbi · 2012-11-08T00:04:23+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/8T5Hg.jpg

BigAssSwagBear · 2012-11-07T16:29:05+00:00

my first thought was that was the Indianapolis Colts logo and the "LUCKY YOU" was a shitty pun for their quarterback (Andrew Luck)

yearh · 2012-11-07T17:42:27+00:00

SOME OF THE TATTOO ARTISTS OTHER WORKS

benchif4 · 2012-11-07T14:31:23+00:00

Jeez, worst tattoo ever... the letters aren't center or anything.. makes me want her even more!

Gourmay · 2012-11-07T19:16:23+00:00

As a Parisian I'm really not impressed with seeing that her artist spent ten years tagging his name/really rubbish stuff on our local public transport... As a tattooed Parisian let me tell you about three studios that rock:

Artcorpus: www.artcorptattoo.com

Gentlemen tattoo club: 23keller.wordpress.com/tag/tattoos/

Mystery Tattoo Club: www.mysterytattooclub.com

Blacksailscrx · 2012-11-07T16:51:27+00:00

I'll never understand why people with money get shitty tattoos...

masterdingo · 2012-11-07T22:19:17+00:00

It's like watching someone pissing on the Mona Lisa.

redweasel · 2012-11-07T16:01:47+00:00

For some reason, this makes me wonder what her breath smells like.

niceguydammit · 2012-11-07T14:29:57+00:00

Any idea what the significance is?

sweaterbydarwin · 2012-11-07T21:13:20+00:00

I bet he draws a mean liger.

Mr_Harmless · 2012-11-07T14:46:40+00:00

Lift... Lift more!

ljfaucher · 2012-11-07T16:23:32+00:00

Scarlett in Paris doesn't care for the bra...

ANAL_QUEEN · 2012-11-07T21:36:29+00:00

This makes a tramp stamp seem classy.

scigs6 · 2012-11-08T00:35:49+00:00

She's hot, but that is a bad tattoo

DarthNihilus1 · 2012-11-08T02:23:33+00:00

Some hot gifs of Scarlett Johansson

RAPE_CH0KE · 2012-11-07T18:36:31+00:00

Getting to see her naked without having to sit through one of her shitty movies?

Lucky you.

RarnacBrak · 2012-11-07T18:47:23+00:00

Well, as long as she likes it...

IDontGetSleep · 2012-11-08T03:54:58+00:00

Dudes and dudettes. Give me a second. I'd like to describe this abomination by analogy.

My body is like an old tractor-trailer. Broken down, left in some forgotten, uninhabitable part of town.

Then some talented youth comes along and tags it up a bit. Those are my tattoos, you see. Adds some art, some this and that, and suddenly the dilapidated vehicle has some flavor to it. Character. And if some of it happens to suck, it's no real loss to humanity.

What Scarlett Johanson has done is equivalent of a four-year-old sketching happily on the side of a Lamborghini Murcielago. It's like a stencil fucked a stick figure. It's blasphemy.

JimmyM80 · 2012-11-07T17:06:01+00:00

Did anybody let her know that is permanent?

nobigdealright · 2012-11-07T20:23:33+00:00

You know what, I like that style. It looks like a Napolean Dynamite notebook doodle. Plus who ever gets to see that tattoo IRL knows that a) what they're reading is definitely fucking true and b) Scarlett Johansson keeps shit super laid back, so they can relax into that shit.

Spiralyst · 2012-11-07T17:34:54+00:00

Did she pick that up in a Mexican prison?

Will-ko · 2012-11-07T19:18:46+00:00

Looks shit.

myguitariscrying · 2012-11-07T14:31:12+00:00

lucky me

Ko7a · 2012-11-07T19:42:55+00:00

/lust for her

FloridaRoadkill · 2012-11-07T23:43:38+00:00

Wow its like putting a Ed Hardy design on a BMW. You can do it, but WHY!!!

gambeezy · 2012-11-08T04:43:21+00:00

Well now that I know she's capable of making poor decisions, maybe I actually stand a chance now.

rohirrim · 2012-11-07T17:22:08+00:00

She has the tackiest taste in tattoos.

Would still climb it like a mountain, but jeez.

omg_bbq · 2012-11-07T20:31:21+00:00

I just want to say, I like that artistic style.

MJDeebiss · 2012-11-08T00:15:18+00:00

I think Scarlett Johansson looks like the McPoyle dude...yet she's attractive. Warm milk anyone?

mynameispaulsimon · 2012-11-07T16:32:20+00:00

I had a a pair of Lucky Brand jeans that had that slogan stitched into the inside of the fly.

Sp33d0J03 · 2012-11-07T21:31:25+00:00

Congratulations Scarlett on ruining something wonderful.

penisinthepeanutbttr · 2012-11-07T15:34:54+00:00

....liiitttle bit higher....liiiittle more...

PinkFlojd · 2012-11-07T21:07:25+00:00

To all the idiots thinking this is a bad tattoo: I can surely tell you this is 100% what she wanted and not the result of a bad tattoo-artist.

LordPickles · 2012-11-07T16:26:01+00:00

Arghhh...........

Rumplesforeskin · 2012-11-07T18:03:24+00:00

I agree the lines are crap. This tattoo is terrible

Magical_Fruitloops · 2012-11-07T19:11:16+00:00

Its all crooked and shit....You would think that with all that hollywood money, she would have at least gotten a decent tattoo artist to work on her, its a damn shame :[ Still 10/10 would bang doe :>

TheTruthYouHate1 · 2012-11-07T20:09:11+00:00

I wonder if there is any combination of words in the English language, that when repeated in the correct order, would convince her to have sex with me.

Preferably not "I have a gun".

HughGnu · 2012-11-07T17:17:08+00:00

The poor tattoo artist was taken on a roller coaster ride when she came in declaring she wanted to get lucky.

achilton1987 · 2012-11-07T18:55:29+00:00

I keep waiting to see a sideboob.

SoBravez · 2012-11-07T19:04:33+00:00

There's something very Ren and Stimpy about that.

RedeemingVices · 2012-11-07T19:08:17+00:00

Oh, now she's just being fucking mean to the rest of us. Dammit.

Butteschaumont · 2012-11-07T19:35:09+00:00

She's never been closer to me than when she took that picture. lucky her indeed.

SalMinella · 2012-11-07T19:47:18+00:00

This has to be Synyster Ink, right? Right?

xfilmmaker · 2012-11-07T19:49:11+00:00

What does the Tattoo mean? I thought it was representing the Indianapolis Colts and their Quarterback Andrew Luck....

yupyupyeaahh · 2012-11-07T19:50:14+00:00

Is this real??

kirkverner · 2012-11-07T19:53:08+00:00

Looks like shes been snorting blow

littlepusspuss · 2012-11-07T20:09:10+00:00

photoshop contest anyone?

remhawk99 · 2012-11-07T20:11:35+00:00

This is a life achievement for straight men everywhere.

nuketown247 · 2012-11-07T20:15:41+00:00

nice

ClearlyDoesntGetIt · 2012-11-07T20:40:50+00:00

That is what the inside of my zipper says. Scarlett and I are a match made in heaven.

DiaDeLosMuertos · 2012-11-07T20:45:17+00:00

Does this mean she likes to get side saddled?

DavidJFarrar · 2012-11-07T21:28:33+00:00

I really love the movie Eight Legged Freaks.

bebeni89 · 2012-11-07T21:43:50+00:00

Her other tattoo sucks as well.

Overall shitty taste in tattoos?

Teenage_Handmodel · 2012-11-07T21:47:14+00:00

Must...resist....urge....to....touch....self...

my_daughter_swallows · 2012-11-07T21:48:22+00:00

Sorry guys. It looks like it's real.

http://www.complex.com/art-design/2012/11/scarlett-johansson-gets-ignorant-style-tattoo

ttnorac · 2012-11-07T21:51:45+00:00

Correct.

rzckoner · 2012-11-07T21:56:55+00:00

it's not meant to look perfectly drawn

Milkman219 · 2012-11-07T22:03:24+00:00

looks like a prison tat

jspare22 · 2012-11-07T22:03:25+00:00

so a new style of "tattoo art" is suppose to be shitty... that belongs in r/spacedicks

e8ghtmileshigh · 2012-11-07T22:07:30+00:00

Gross

invisiblewar · 2012-11-07T22:07:49+00:00

The dude does great line work though. You may not like the designs but they are quality tattoos, as far as nice solid lines go (harder than you think).

I actually really like his stuff too, it reminds me of old hand drawn cartoon, mixed with traditional tattoo designs like tattoo flash stuff.

paranoidbillionaire · 2012-11-07T22:07:49+00:00

It's for all the guys who get to bang her. /smut

McWeeny · 2012-11-07T22:12:22+00:00

Andrew Luck is a very happy man right now.

jvan78 · 2012-11-07T22:12:43+00:00

First clothes that looked torn up with holes in them that cost more.

Now horrible tattoos that cost more.

Next we'll have intentionally lopsided breast implants and nose jobs to make noses more crooked. But it's cool because it's trendy.

Lil_Druid · 2012-11-07T22:23:25+00:00

If you just get a tattoo that looks like shit ironically, it still looks like shit.

somepoorsap · 2012-11-07T22:30:20+00:00

I'm going to go with the quote (or paraphrase depending on how good my memory of Star Wars dialog is today.) of Lando Calrissian from Return of the Jedi...

"A little higher, just a little higher"

ghostbutlers · 2012-11-07T22:31:07+00:00

He also owns a tattoo removal service. Business is booming!

brakeson · 2012-11-07T22:31:26+00:00

why....why.... someone tell me this is a fake

AnomalyNexus · 2012-11-07T22:33:57+00:00

Fuckin WHY?

reverse_cigol · 2012-11-07T22:35:37+00:00

I've seen better prison tattoos.

johnny_gunn · 2012-11-07T22:41:15+00:00

Wow, that's a horrible looking tattoo that reeks of self-flattery.

sisterjenn · 2012-11-07T22:44:27+00:00

Girl's got luck on her side...

ogunduz · 2012-11-07T22:48:52+00:00

Hmm. Nope.

BaconWarrior · 2012-11-07T22:49:22+00:00

Please tell me this is fake.

Comics
/r/comics	/r/webcomics
/r/vertical	/r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels	/r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros	Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats	/r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals	/r/desktops
/r/Demotivational	/r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs	/r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper	Animals
/r/wallpaper	/r/aww
/r/wallpapers	/r/cats
The SFWPorn Network	/r/TrollingAnimals
	/r/deadpets
	/r/birdpics
	/r/foxes
Photography	Un-moderated pics
/r/photography	/r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique	/r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc	New reddits
/r/misc	/r/britpics
/r/gifs	Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful	/r/thennnow
/r/picrequests	/r/SpecArt
/r/doodles	/r/LookWhoIMet
	/r/timelinecovers
	/r/MemesIRL
	/r/OldSchoolCool
	/r/photoshopbattles
	/r/PastAndPresentPics .

pics

For an image subreddit with minimal rules, check out /r/images

Spoiler code

Rules

Links

MODERATORS

pics

For an image subreddit with minimal rules, check out /r/images

Spoiler code

Rules

Links

MODERATORS

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login