How my days off generally go..

onbehalfofreddit · 2012-11-07T15:30:59+00:00

I hope this doesn't help you as much as it hasn't helped me.

http://imgur.com/H8L0h

ironmanuprising · 2012-11-07T14:40:02+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/AjBtI.gif

Sherpalerpa · 2012-11-07T14:39:57+00:00

Hooray for procrastination!!!

MainHaze · 2012-11-07T14:17:55+00:00

This is how my work days generally go...

TheBlan · 2012-11-07T13:01:04+00:00

When first you hold the mouse, there's no going back.

Foxxxy24 · 2012-11-07T13:10:00+00:00

I can attest to this. It's 7am and I've yet to sleep....help...

Aleax2358 · 2012-11-07T14:39:40+00:00

All day, err day.

MachoInPoncho · 2012-11-07T15:56:43+00:00

This was posted about a month ago(sadly i cannot remember the user, he deserves huge cred.) and it is the absolute truth at work.

If the original poster sees this: Brohonestly, sorry.

evil_urges · 2012-11-07T15:18:47+00:00

If you have the day off, it's not procrastination.

arup02 · 2012-11-07T15:01:05+00:00

Source?

SalMinella · 2012-11-07T15:16:14+00:00

How my days ~~off~~ generally go..

That's more like it.

Caesar8o1 · 2012-11-07T15:27:22+00:00

Buying this mouse years ago exponentially increased my level of procrastination.

As an added bonus, the scroll wheel can be switched from normal to hyper scrolling mode. Explained better by Wikipedia.

wolfighter · 2012-11-07T15:41:10+00:00

It's more like procrasturbation.

SRS_are_cunts · 2012-11-07T15:48:16+00:00

~~Procrastination...!~~

Masturbation...!

zenny2972 · 2012-11-07T17:15:08+00:00

Someone change it to "Human" instead of "person" then I will be happy

whocares8310 · 2012-11-07T13:41:32+00:00

Definitely read that in my head as the "Reading Rainbow" tune.

Dizzydubby · 2012-11-07T14:36:24+00:00

Normally my computer is a bit more happy...... but yeah, this describes my day off.

schwerpunk · 2012-11-07T15:07:19+00:00

Ouch. The truth hurts.

haleybop · 2012-11-07T15:12:22+00:00

This is how my life generally goes.

SoggyPancake · 2012-11-07T15:22:30+00:00

Procrasturbation* FTFY

Legit_GFX · 2012-11-07T15:24:53+00:00

Procrastination

Procrasturbation FIFY

RandomEarthling · 2012-11-07T15:26:31+00:00

Left-handed mouse users unite...and procrastinate!

FemaleBro · 2012-11-07T15:27:36+00:00

How my days off generally go.. How my days generally go.. FTFY

LogeMephistopheles · 2012-11-07T15:29:25+00:00

Person read this post.

senor_awesomepants · 2012-11-07T15:31:12+00:00

As a college student with an awesome schedule... every fucking friday

AGrace1 · 2012-11-07T15:39:03+00:00

Today is my day off...here I sit (in my pj's) I can relate!

give_it_a_shot · 2012-11-07T15:41:32+00:00

Dr. Caroll?

Ceejae · 2012-11-07T15:41:46+00:00

Computer is a bit of a dick frankly.

artacuno53 · 2012-11-07T15:44:51+00:00

HOORAY FOR LIFE

MustWarn0thers · 2012-11-07T15:45:19+00:00

I still have 2.5 weeks of vacation left to use between now and December 31st. There will be much computer time in the near future for me.

I proclaimed out loud that I want to get some Christmas shopping done next week when I take some time off. The inner loud voice was speaking about how much time I'll spend on Steam.

meatboat2tunatown · 2012-11-07T15:47:01+00:00

Get off your ass, go for a hike, catch a fish, build a fire, eat the fish. Bask in your manliness (or womanliness).

souperninja · 2012-11-07T15:47:24+00:00

The sequel: after procrastinating for as long as possible, I then internet while I figure out how to tackle the problem created by procrastination interneting

bananagrabber83 · 2012-11-07T15:49:43+00:00

Procrastina-ia-ia-ia-ition.

Nyrb · 2012-11-07T15:59:28+00:00

Mostly I just jack off a lot...

ACE_C0ND0R · 2012-11-07T16:03:55+00:00

Every. Fucking. Day.

donac · 2012-11-07T16:06:43+00:00

I love how your computer seems so angry about all of this! Hilarious!

Dunkelz · 2012-11-07T16:12:19+00:00

How is it a day off if you're procrastinating? Isn't a day off usually a day that you have nothing important to do, thus nothing to procrastinate/put off?

mash1518 · 2012-11-07T16:12:54+00:00

Funny, it seems I have an endless amount of time to go on the computer, but when it comes to other things like reading I just have no time for it.

omjezus · 2012-11-07T16:15:44+00:00

How my days generally go FTFY

informationmissing · 2012-11-07T16:21:15+00:00

If it's your day off, there is nothing to procrastinate.

reallife31415day · 2012-11-07T16:30:18+00:00

This does not apply to me, you see I am not left handed.

DerpLife · 2012-11-07T16:33:09+00:00

I'm off today. So here I am...

layaoneill · 2012-11-07T16:34:49+00:00

well... Is it sad that I am posting this comment at work? Yes my job rocks this is the perfect example of every day life.

bengringo2 · 2012-11-07T16:39:00+00:00

Your theme music.

RzK · 2012-11-07T16:40:46+00:00

Mouse is on the left hand side, All men know what that means Ehehehehehee

captian_quickshit · 2012-11-07T16:44:09+00:00

I saw "procrastination" as "mastruhation" I no longer relate as much.

ipeeoncats · 2012-11-07T16:55:27+00:00

Why is your computer so angry?

IrishManStain · 2012-11-07T17:00:34+00:00

I happen to have today off, and this is exactly all that's happened so far.

MrSecretpolice · 2012-11-07T17:02:02+00:00

Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure procrastination.

Tebasaki · 2012-11-07T17:07:19+00:00

"Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my RAM!"

"Both of them?"

jdk · 2012-11-07T17:11:31+00:00

Rainbow... so, you surf lesbian porn too?

Stolenusername · 2012-11-07T17:22:51+00:00

This is me everyday. About to use the self control app to block myself from reddit for 12 hours. May God have mercy on my soul.

Bisexual_Bicycle · 2012-11-07T17:38:33+00:00

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/3046639/asdf-internet.html

DonCheadleVStheWorld · 2012-11-07T18:34:10+00:00

I definitely thought that this said "masturbation" instead of "procrastination"... still makes sense.

Abedeus · 2012-11-07T19:12:36+00:00

Pfft.

Procrastinated a LOT in HS, currently at a good IT university and getting scholarship ($1000 - doesn't sound much, but it's 3000 PLN, equivalent of two months of minimal salary for full-time job) for this quarter of year.

toussi1 · 2012-11-07T19:14:22+00:00

its a day off where procrastination is called relaxation

richielaw · 2012-11-07T19:33:02+00:00

I am so glad that I am not alone.

ChilBroBagins · 2012-11-07T19:40:01+00:00

Repost.

brb1006 · 2012-11-07T20:00:48+00:00

Story of my life!

YoukaiCountry · 2012-11-07T20:25:13+00:00

It turns out this is happening to me right now.

e8ghtmileshigh · 2012-11-07T20:34:34+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
How my days off generally go..	112^coms	1875^pts	7^hrs	funny
Every day since summer started.	1^com	11^pts	4^mos	funny
Reddit when I have a paper due tomorrow	5^coms	10^pts	9^mos	funny
lolinternet	3^coms	74^pts	11^mos	funny
Every Time I Open Reddit	15^coms	396^pts	12^mos	funny
The Interwebs	1^com	18^pts	1^yr	pics
When I try to get something important done...	54^coms	1628^pts	18^dys	funny
I had a very slow day at work and my friend found out...	4^coms	18^pts	9^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

brussels4breakfast · 2012-11-07T20:51:35+00:00

I can't believe I have actually sat here on Reddit for most of the day and I don't even work. I actually went to the grocery store though. I really need to take a shower and wash my oily hair. But......

Reinasrevenge · 2012-11-07T21:15:21+00:00

It's my day off, it's 2:15 in the afternoon, and I'm still laying in bed in a bathrobe.

Fucking internet. I used to get shit done.

livingfields · 2012-11-07T21:29:43+00:00

I'm gonna do an internet!!!!!!

sylphofspace · 2012-11-07T21:33:40+00:00

Don't be a dick to artists. Link to the original source. You probably found this picture floating around the internet and that's cool, but it takes about ten seconds to do an image search on Google and figure out who it belongs to.

Bishopkilljoy · 2012-11-07T23:28:53+00:00

...masturbation

Obsidax · 2012-11-07T23:53:33+00:00

This post reminded me I had homework. Curses..

Yojimbra · 2012-11-08T00:13:45+00:00

Its not procrastination if you never intended to do the work in the first place.

WretchedLocket · 2012-11-08T02:00:43+00:00

Lady, by Styx started playing on the TV just as this image opened. It added a touch of magic to the visions in my head of you being whisked off to the wonderland that is Procrastination.

Not_Your_Ham · 2012-11-08T02:32:07+00:00

http://getcoldturkey.com/

turboknight · 2012-11-08T03:20:27+00:00

If you're going to rip off a comic, at least try and make it funnier.

PandaExplosion · 2012-11-08T04:25:01+00:00

So apparently if your mouse is in the clouds, you ARE doing it right.

alphafuzard · 2012-11-08T05:39:40+00:00

Wow I'm glad I clicked on this despite the lack of a little plus button.

Cgami · 2012-11-08T07:02:33+00:00

I'm amazed I haven't seen an Obama "x grab my y" meme yet

Brickfrigid · 2012-11-07T16:44:10+00:00

Op, grab my repost! Faggotry!

steam2 · 2012-11-07T16:37:21+00:00

Go die

Gyeff · 2012-11-07T16:05:33+00:00

Downvote for using a mac.

fzreagfare · 2012-11-07T16:31:40+00:00

Too bad, you own a mac. And the only thing you can do with this "computer" is being an irrational imbecile and looking like a douche without any knowledge about computers in general.

OmniaII · 2012-11-07T16:18:09+00:00

So you go gay with your computer on your days off?

/NTTAWWT

LumberJacques · 2012-11-07T16:03:50+00:00

Procrastination outside of the work environment? Lies.

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