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[–]vivalapants 8 points9 points ago

You shouldn't beat the Romneys' horses

[–]JohnPoe[S] 1 point2 points ago

Tell that to Charlotte Dujardin.

[–]anti_queue 4 points5 points ago

But Airforce One!!!!

[–]im_a_zombie 4 points5 points ago

they have airforce 1%

[–]Parzuval 1 point2 points ago

She kind of looks like she just smelled a fart

[–]Nurdeek 0 points1 point ago

And the fart is most Americans

[–]TheGag 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE YOU WOMENNNNNN!!!

[–]dlan4327 -1 points0 points ago

As an Australian, the one thing I have trouble understanding is why people hate Romney/Ann just for being rich. I mean, yes he comes off as elitist & out of touch but being born to wealthy parents isn't something he chose, he just got lucky. I'm sure anybody born into wealth is going to grow up with a skewed world view.

[–]syriquez 3 points4 points ago

Don't really get how you don't understand it. Surely you must think your equivalent in Gina Rinehart is a farce?

[–]JohnPoe[S] 6 points7 points ago

I don't hate the Romney's for being rich, but for (forgive the American baseball analogy) being born on third base and thinking everyone else is a fucking slacker.

[–]stilloriginal 1 point2 points ago

he isn't just rich. the guy avoided 100 million in taxes, and most likley did not even pay taxes for 10 years. How a person can do that and still run for president is astounding. He represents wall street (he is a hedge fund guy) which is very hated by a lot of people right now. He made his money by outsourcing jobs, and ran on the platform of being a "job creator". He also has a way of "talking down" to voters, and is quoted as saying "corporations are people." All of this contributes to the persona.

[–]PeterMus 1 point2 points ago

He talks a lot about "entitlements". Supposedly wanting healthcare is being entitled, wanting an education is being entitled, wanting a safety net is being entitled.

He is rich and therefore believes he deserves special treatment for benefiting the country by outsourcing jobs and committing tax evasion. He honestly believes he deserves to pay lower taxes than someone making 1/100 of his yearly earnings because he has lots of money. Someone's entitlement is showing...

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[–]GreedDisaster 4 points5 points ago

TIL tidier = anal retentive

[–]C_IsForCookie -4 points-3 points ago

I think, and don't quote me on this, but I think I'd consider putting it in her from behind. But only as long as she doesn't turn around.