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[–]lordridan 75 points76 points ago

Plot twist: OP is another dog

[–]Kabakov 46 points47 points ago

Added twist: The car is parked next to a mirror.

[–]vidiyan2857 18 points19 points ago

Directed by M.Night Shyamalan

[–]ZoopZeZoop 1 point2 points ago

Just directed or was it directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan?

[–]Jagoofy 1 point2 points ago

Featuring Johnny Depp.

[–]creativereactive 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: Johnny Depp is Helena Bonham Carter

[–]Headless_guy 111 points112 points ago

"Say it too my face bro, do you even lift!"

[–]alwayz 37 points38 points ago

Fight me IRL.

[–]Imsoicey 4 points5 points ago

Next time please don't take the picture with a potato.

[–]alwayz 19 points20 points ago

next time don't confuse me for OP.

[–]ChunkBunny 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, I mean, what kind of jerkwad doesn't carry their $3,000 Nikon everywhere they go? The nerve of some people.

[–]Cwaynejames 3 points4 points ago

I don't always have my fancy digital camera. But I do carry a 1.3 megapixel potato everywhere.

[–]VideoTape_ 20 points21 points ago

[–]BranchedOut 41 points42 points ago

What OP is going through:

BOOOROOOROOROOOROROOOOOOO

BR

BOOOOROOOROOOROOOROOOOOOOOO

[–]kiky23 6 points7 points ago

Yes, I know this face well. It's usually used to get you to do what the dog wants by annoying you as much as possible until you crack. Mine does this when I crate her at night, hence why she sleeps in bed with me...

[–]adzug 3 points4 points ago

softy

[–]psyblurmist 21 points22 points ago

As an owner of a Boston, I can confirm this.

[–]TheClayroo 16 points17 points ago

Where is it located? Is it as big as the one in Mass.?

[–]CheezRavioli 0 points1 point ago

Does your dog also do this?

[–]psyblurmist 1 point2 points ago

She typically doesn't sit up like that but she does make those kinds of sounds.

[–]SuperSchmyd 17 points18 points ago

Brother has a boston terrier. That thing lays on you and it's like a sleeping pill.

[–]Auriee 9 points10 points ago

Boston Terrier haver here; can confirm naps are the best when he's around.

[–]Resop 13 points14 points ago

You must have one of those updated ones. Mine snores so loud it rattles the house.

[–]kiky23 16 points17 points ago

Yea, mine farts every two seconds and points her ass towards your face.

[–]AcerbicUserName 10 points11 points ago

Mine too, he likes to sleep on you with his butt as close to your face as possible. So you can not only smell it, but feel it.

[–]valdin450 3 points4 points ago

Mine farts on my pillow all day, so I always have that to come home to.

[–]BoxSquid -1 points0 points ago

Mine died on Saturday and this entire comment thread is bringing tears to my eyes damn it. I didn't think I would miss that bastard farting on me.

[–]valdin450 1 point2 points ago

I understand that feel :(

My first pet ever was a Boston and she passed away about 15 years ago. I still miss her. On the bright side, you'll soon be reminded that Boston puppies are the cutest puppies ever.

[–]Auriee 2 points3 points ago

My vet had me switch him to vegetarian food because of allergies. An unintended side-effect is that his farts no longer clear the room and are as close to tolerable as you can get with Boston Terrier farts.

[–]veisc2 0 points1 point ago

this x10000

damn it milo

[–]urphukd 5 points6 points ago

Confirmed. Got one snoring in my face right now.

[–]happyjujube 7 points8 points ago

Boston Terriers!!

best goofy little dogs ever! fuck ya!

[–]darkheartpony 11 points12 points ago

"U wot m8"

[–]Riac007 11 points12 points ago

He is wondering if you even lift

[–]TreesToMeetYou 5 points6 points ago

And I bet you giggled the whole time, giggled REAL GOOD.

[–]Led-Zeppelin 4 points5 points ago

Did you get him mid bark, or did he just naturally have that "look at this shady motherfucker" look?

[–]kiky23 5 points6 points ago

Boston terrier owners know, that's the howl/whine face.

[–]AcerbicUserName 0 points1 point ago

That's my Boston's "Oh my god, new people!" face. He will then proceed to go batshit crazy till he gets attention.

[–]Slnt666 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, He or she (probably he) is pissed he was left in the car. My guy goes nuts when I leave him in the car for a few minutes. Howls and cries like a big baby.

[–]Jblackbelt 2 points3 points ago

ding ding ding ding ding

[–]romeo619 10 points11 points ago

DOLAN PLS.

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

IT KNOWS.

[–]Rahrahraccoon[!] 0 points1 point ago

I knew this was going to be a boston terrier

[–]3dogday 0 points1 point ago

upvote all the Bostons!

[–]ogeezyv 1 point2 points ago

Dramatic Chipmunk evolved into Dramatic Boston Terrier

[–]sfdmfcssfd -1 points0 points ago

Ppphhht. Coward. You're going to sit there and antagonize a little dog. Put your hand in there next time, chicken. Manup.

[–]xolova -1 points0 points ago

Lol, wait till he sees he's on Reddit.

[–]Bakderkderk -1 points0 points ago

why were you sitting in a parking lot?

[–]LetMeSignUp -1 points0 points ago

Well they were obviously in a pretty intense staring contest, you can't just leave in the middle of it. That would show weakness; and that puppy doesn't like the smell of weakness

[–]DeathByComicSans -1 points0 points ago

OP is definitely there to buy drugs.

[–]mightystu -1 points0 points ago

"Fight me irl!"

[–]crzystve42 -1 points0 points ago

Does he look like a bitch?!

[–]Pikupstyks -1 points0 points ago

5 minuets and still couldn't take a better picture.

[–]Dirty0ldMan -1 points0 points ago

It looks like he wants to fight, or sell you some drugs. Can't tell which.

[–]van_Niets -1 points0 points ago

[–]AATroop -1 points0 points ago

Watchu talkin' about Willis?

[–]ArsenicDream -1 points0 points ago

If this was a better quality picture, I'd have high hopes for it.

[–]steezyw -1 points0 points ago

I'm almost 100% sure that's my dog.......awkward.

[–]treesatemypenis -1 points0 points ago

to chipmunk operation compremised

[–]vonkey -1 points0 points ago

Gooby y

[–]MCfan567 -1 points0 points ago

You must be in Florida.....

[–]ILuhMeSomeBlackWomen -1 points0 points ago

I think it likes you.

[–]whatismyproblem -1 points0 points ago

Did ya try and make the dog bark and flip out the entire time?

[–]IHaveCrazyLegs -1 points0 points ago

Guys, GUYS!

[–]LisbethMona -1 points0 points ago

Do you even lift, bro!?

[–]derrickabbott 0 points1 point ago

[–]PurpleSpyral 0 points1 point ago

What kind of breeding was done to make a dog that can make such an awesome facial expression.

[–]chesspeaceface 0 points1 point ago

Actually funny post in /r/funny

[–]YaFeelsMeBro 0 points1 point ago

What were you doing sitting in the parking lot for 5 minutes? Hmm? Waitin on your "friend" with the "stuff"? O.o

[–]xl_cr 1 point2 points ago

I believe you have his stapler.

[–]unconfidentbeauty 0 points1 point ago

my stapler.... my.. my... my stapler...

[–]JetpackAwaaay 0 points1 point ago

What an awesome dog. Shame the camera was a sponge.

[–]justbegucci -1 points0 points ago

DING DING DING DING DING DING

[–]thisisthelaststop -1 points0 points ago

DING DING DING DING

[–]andrewgoebel420 0 points1 point ago

Nice lol

[–]vicschuldiner -1 points0 points ago

It's the little things in life.

[–]ARERTSIGER 1 point2 points ago

It looks like a frog...

[–]jheald1 0 points1 point ago

"I sat next to this human in the Walgreens parking lot for 5 minutes..."

[–]trampus1 -1 points0 points ago

Did you make faces back at him?

[–]amend414 -1 points0 points ago

Add this to the Boston Terrier subreddit my people will love this!!!!

[–]jravish 0 points1 point ago

just cracked me up in class

[–]shakejimmy 0 points1 point ago

Boston Terriers, the stupidest fucking dogs to ever exist.

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[–]rhodezzz 0 points1 point ago

I honestly wish I could downvote it more. I might make another account actually..