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Bad Taxidermy Thread (imgur.com)

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[–]trampus1 182 points183 points ago

That fox sitting on the chair like a human is creepy as shit.

[–]Salmontaxi 28 points29 points ago

Looks like a lost puppet from Labyrinth.

[–]WIDE_OPEN_BEAVERS 6 points7 points ago

SIR DIDYMUS.

[–]UnicornOfDesire/b/ 27 points28 points ago

Really? It just makes me laugh, now that fucking otter thing on the other hand, that's just weird.

[–]asljkdfhg 17 points18 points ago

reminds me of fantastic mr. fox

[–]Badwoolf/b/ 7 points8 points ago

More than the goat leg spider?

[–]Harkonen_inc 4 points5 points ago

I know understand so much more about /r/adviceanimals after seeing this.

[–]puhtreek 8 points9 points ago

Definite nightmare.

[–]burtdestruction 2 points3 points ago

Nightmare fuel for a few days.

[–]pinhed 6 points7 points ago

Looks like the crack fox

[–]StrangerLoop 5 points6 points ago

High octane nightmare fuel

[–]pensaint11 4 points5 points ago

Definitely looks like Crack Fox from the Mighty Boosh.

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

IMA MAKE YOU WEAR A DRESS

[–]HaraldNordgren 3 points4 points ago

http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/6519/27381914_.jpg

[–]Thevik -1 points0 points ago

Wich one? i'm too lazy to search.

[–]Zerothe0 0 points1 point ago

13

[–]Thevik -1 points0 points ago

Thank you.

[–]Mannex 2 points3 points ago

yeah I came to post about this one. it stared into my soul ;; ((

lure me in with the stoned polar bear and sprang the peoplefox on me

[–]oskyyo 2 points3 points ago

It reminds me of Fantastic Mr. Fox.

[–]WhyAyala 1 point2 points ago

Really? The seven horse legs attached together just didn't do it for you?

[–]bison999 1 point2 points ago

All I see are pics of dead op

[–]cerealkiller69 1 point2 points ago

The Crack Fox!

[–]worng 137 points138 points ago

This is so funny. I really love the bear

[–]SierraNevadan 27 points28 points ago

he looks so stoned.

[–]GentlemanPlusScholar 23 points24 points ago

It's almost as if he doesn't...care.

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 48 points49 points ago

still a bear

don't care

[–]inthemooorning 14 points15 points ago

lol meme arrows.

[–]alienangel2 9 points10 points ago

Man if I had more lifetimes, I'd learn taxidermy just to produce shit like this.

I imagine it would actually be hard to intentionally make things look like this though.

[–]spirited1 7 points8 points ago

Stupid is what stupid does

[–]bluedays[!] 1 point2 points ago

This bear died shortly after they made marijuana legal in colorado.

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    [–]Tomasuin[S] 49 points50 points ago

    Here we go

    [–]cole631 128 points129 points ago

    Freaking lost my shit at this. Hate how some stupid year old green text instantly gets to the top and actual funny content like this doesn't get much attention.

    [–]Tranger 43 points44 points ago

    It's lame how this subreddit turned into f7u12mk2greentextedition.

    [–]spillfish 8 points9 points ago

    "fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuumkmkgreentextedition"

    [–]ollyboyd 3 points4 points ago

    Very well put. f7u12mk2greentextedition™©®

    [–]Menospan 3 points4 points ago

    >my jimmies remain unrustled

    [–]answer222 0 points1 point ago

    skrillex

    [–]chronostasis_ -2 points-1 points ago

    But isn't greentext all 4chan is? What else could there possibly be on 4chan besides greentext and meme arrows?

    [–]Dirtydirtdirt/iharttaylorswift/[M] 4 points5 points ago

    I found pictures of your moms asshole on there the other day. Thats something other then greentext.

    [–]wkuechen 19 points20 points ago

    /r/badtaxidermy

    [–]tehhunter 1 point2 points ago

    How have I never heard of this before

    [–]Ayevee 35 points36 points ago

    oh god im dying

    [–]Eonir 16 points17 points ago

    Don't die or you'll end up like those animals

    [–]ecchimaru 89 points90 points ago

    Not Chuck Testa.

    [–]yeahbabyitsme 2 points3 points ago

    Nope

    [–]anotherwhitekid 14 points15 points ago

    Can we add this one http://i.imgur.com/3LdyB.jpg

    [–]spund 1 point2 points ago

    They look like they're thinking "My god, what have we been eating this entire time?"

    [–]fireinthesky7 0 points1 point ago

    I'm somehow reminded of characters from dolan comics.

    [–]LurkingSquirrel 12 points13 points ago

    Number 37 is not bad taxidermy; it's beautifully silly taxidermy.

    [–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 2 points3 points ago

    I didn't mind 40 either

    [–]goblinjack 11 points12 points ago

    Most of these look like nickelodeon cartoons. especially this one

    [–]atomic-z 10 points11 points ago

    I'm crying from laughter; this is great.

    [–]AnInfiniteAmount/mlp/ 33 points34 points ago

    I'm glad those animals don't actually exist.

    [–]PureClass 30 points31 points ago

    Half of them seem like a guy hit the animal with their monster truck, and thought "why not start up taxidermy?"

    [–]D4CH 1 point2 points ago

    Yeah. They would kill me quite quickly, since I would be unable to run away, because of me laughing so much.

    [–]rocketparrotlet 50 points51 points ago

    35...it's Depression Dog!

    [–]RB94 33 points34 points ago

    TIL he's not depressed, he's dead!

    [–]spirited1 10 points11 points ago

    We tried

    [–]MedievalKnieval/d/ 5 points6 points ago

    Finally went through with it, eh?

    [–]rajma45 0 points1 point ago

    He's not dead, he's just resting!

    [–]Terazilla 4 points5 points ago

    Dude, I know! I sat and stared for a minute, thinking about how all roads have a beginning.

    [–]DJAshian/fit/ 48 points49 points ago

    They don't think it be

    but it do

    [–][deleted] ago

    [deleted]

    [–]Nelo112 14 points15 points ago

    Thanks for letting us know.

    [–]UltimaZix 5 points6 points ago

    Most definitely the highlight of this miserable day.

    [–]breticles 38 points39 points ago

    Taxiderpy

    [–]CrabDubious 6 points7 points ago

    There is no way that leopard isn't intended to be a footrest.

    [–]SuperKingBender 5 points6 points ago

    They didn't call Chuck Testa

    [–]Jesper_Mith 6 points7 points ago

    I laughed like ladder goat.

    [–]Whoreadswhoreads 7 points8 points ago

    Lost it at Insanity Wolf's retarded cousin. Hilarious!

    [–]EasterTroll 4 points5 points ago

    Somewhere out there, there's a taxidermy company purposely making bad trophies for lolz.

    [–]vuxa 4 points5 points ago

    Fuck that spiderhorse

    [–]zenavel 5 points6 points ago

    everyone here needs to subscribe to /r/badtaxidermy

    [–]Hokie200proof 1 point2 points ago

    Done. 100% in. I sort of want to take up this creepy-as-fuck hobby just to continue the art form.

    [–]xmodify 3 points4 points ago

    If I was an animal I'd be really pissed to be shot and then have some asshole remake my corpse looking like one of those.

    At least eat me or something.

    [–]Qutter/mlp/ 3 points4 points ago

    hue

    [–]jammak 0 points1 point ago

    I feel bad but i laughed until I cried

    [–]Drahtmaultier 3 points4 points ago

    should have gone with Chuck Testa

    [–]i_post_gibberish/fa/ 0 points1 point ago

    Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.

    [–]BreathCollector 3 points4 points ago

    I really want to own that fox in the chair.

    [–]the4thbandit 1 point2 points ago

    Yep. Probably having a nightmare tonight.

    [–]Qonold 2 points3 points ago

    I feel like there needs to be a sitcom centered around the interactions of these animals.

    [–]Hokie200proof 1 point2 points ago

    If 2 Broke Girls is still being televised, "The Taxidermies" would fuck their stinkhole in the ratings. Expect a call from Hollywood soon.

    [–]ResilientHooker 2 points3 points ago

    Got to about the fifth deep. Can't stop laughing. I'll check the rest tomorrow.

    [–]Korbut 0 points1 point ago

    That's what happens when you don't go to chuck testa!

    Fuck.. I feel bad for posting this

    [–]fatchad420 0 points1 point ago

    Thanks for making me watch Fantastic Mr. Fox again OP.

    [–]princess_shami 8 points9 points ago

    Be a bear

    Don't care

    Lose my false teeth

    Mfw dead

    [–]Moderately_Serious 0 points1 point ago

    Definitely not Chuck Testa.

    [–]LordOfPies 1 point2 points ago

    Those are fucking horrendous.

    [–]huenixion 0 points1 point ago

    It's the human teeth in 6 that does it for me.

    [–]seanmlr86 0 points1 point ago

    I got 6 in and just could not take anymore....Thank you.

    [–]marvinlunenberg 0 points1 point ago

    Only thing that has made me legitimately laugh today. Fucking glorious I WANT THEM ALL

    [–]Kellerbier/b/ -1 points0 points ago

    "dude wat"

    -The bear.

    [–]thesoundofbutthurt/mu/ 0 points1 point ago

    Steve French!

    [–]tambrico 1 point2 points ago

    that polar bear is high as fuck

    [–]3rdLevelRogue 1 point2 points ago

    My sides ache now

    [–]TheGuy4000 0 points1 point ago

    This is the stuff of nightmares.

    I love it.

    [–]Dr_Packenwood 1 point2 points ago

    I'm making memes tomorrow since I decided to quit my job and stop paying my bills.

    [–]Spiderdan 2 points3 points ago

    ITT: nightmares.

    [–]Eyern 2 points3 points ago

    I can't believe how funny this is, a little pee came out as I was laughing.

    [–]Shanbearr 1 point2 points ago

    best taxidermy

    [–]Danham1856/mlp/ 0 points1 point ago

    Oh fuck this is too funny...

    [–]Canadia86/a/ 0 points1 point ago

    8

    Saved for Lions Gamethreads.

    [–]infamous_jamie 0 points1 point ago

    number 6 looks really familiar.

    [–]fuck_this_fuck_you 0 points1 point ago

    37 what

    [–]scarletfruit 0 points1 point ago

    My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

    [–]Damoo48 0 points1 point ago

    you're stuffing it wrong

    [–]iamelben 1 point2 points ago

    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

    I literally died.

    [–]madamthefifth 0 points1 point ago

    Oh god, my sides hurt...

    [–]captaincato 0 points1 point ago

    This is amazing.

    [–]magic_is_might 0 points1 point ago

    I was in tears of laughter after this looking at these. These are fucking godawfully hilarious.

    [–]Catsinboxes 1 point2 points ago

    What is 18?

    [–]OneMan_Army 4 points5 points ago

    Sad.

    [–]fireinthesky7 1 point2 points ago

    I think it was a wolf. Once. 19, which you actually linked to, looks like a sad otter.

    [–]Catsinboxes 0 points1 point ago

    Ah, thank you. I think I meant 19.

    [–]Soonermandan 0 points1 point ago

    Oh god #4. I'm dying!

    [–]RitalIN-RitalOUT 0 points1 point ago

    Whatever the FUCK #25 is, it's terrifying.

    [–]mattj7 0 points1 point ago

    fucking terrifying...

    [–]dah145 1 point2 points ago

    Last time I laughed at this I fell off my dinosaur.

    [–]warfrogs 1 point2 points ago

    Please.... kill me again....

    [–]milkgasm -1 points0 points ago

    TIL you could fuck these up

    [–]DopeboiFresh 0 points1 point ago

    cheetah biting the eyes is regretting his decision

    [–]Conroy91 1 point2 points ago

    So Life Liek...

    [–]cracking 0 points1 point ago

    What was that post from the guy who's uncle kept his mom's dead dog, stuffed it, and presented it to her for her birthday? It was hilariously awful. I think it was the same guy who didn't take a dump for three weeks or something.

    [–]Rustynub 1 point2 points ago

    It's Terrible Taxidermy Tuesday you colossal faggot

    [–]Hokie200proof -1 points0 points ago

    I didn't know what to expect with this one... Taxidermy... 4chan...

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time.

    [–]Hokie200proof 0 points1 point ago

    I think I got to "problem?" before I peed

    [–]TijuanaCrackhouse 0 points1 point ago

    This is what fuels my nightmares!

    [–]EVILEMU 1 point2 points ago

    /r/badtaxidermy

    [–]lussie 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah, I got maybe one or two in before I lost it.

    [–]kingxhall 0 points1 point ago

    Lost my ship on the last one.

    [–]KwBionic 0 points1 point ago

    LOL

    [–]Byrkmire 1 point2 points ago

    Need good taxidermy? Chuck testa.

    [–]HeatedSteel 0 points1 point ago

    Number 6, the lion, is actually pretty famous, was a king's lion.

    King Frederick I of Sweden, 1731, was given a lion as a gift (alive) and wanted to have it preserved. Unfortunately, the taxidermist was only given the pelt and the bones and, due to not many people haven seen lions in zoos in the past, was only able to guess at what it looked like.

    [–]Downvoted_Defender 0 points1 point ago

    Spiderhorse will haunt my dreams.

    [–]jtrizzy 1 point2 points ago

    these are awesome

    [–]tateossian 0 points1 point ago

    Never in my life have I laughed so hard at photos of dead animals.

    [–]Emily_theNotSoGreat 1 point2 points ago

    Why doesn't anyone do this with humans?

    [–]Fwomp 0 points1 point ago

    You can add

    wat

    to every picture and it works.

    [–]Bibulous 1 point2 points ago

    Does Chuck Testa live in Colorado?

    [–]Fhouse 0 points1 point ago

    They are like the Dolan and Gooby of real animals.

    [–]Concrow 0 points1 point ago

    When I got to the " They don't think it be, but it do " picture. I completely lost it.

    [–]gox7 0 points1 point ago

    oh god im crying my ass off laughing

    [–]parannoyedandroid 0 points1 point ago

    The leopard creature with its teeth in the monkey's eyes. Fucking lost it.

    [–]laerofluhar 0 points1 point ago

    that dog near the end

    My sides split into two warring sections and murdered each other

    [–]beskud 1 point2 points ago

    this is like the taxidermy version of that destroyed jesus painting.

    [–]ThanklessTask 1 point2 points ago

    The thing I like most about this is that for all of these someone said "there, that's finished" and decided they'd done a good enough job. People are ace.

    [–]RaptorGoRawr 0 points1 point ago

    This one kind of makes me happy inside. It's actually quite cute.

    [–]TheBossIsWatching 0 points1 point ago

    This one was stuffed in 1731 by a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before.

    This one blatantly isn't taxidermy. It appears to be a model of a primeval man, most likely from a shitty museum.

    [–]LittlePe0ple 0 points1 point ago

    That monkey... Oh god. No sleep for a few days

    [–]alf_pogs 0 points1 point ago

    The yelling polar bear cracked me up.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    [–]Haroldholt -1 points0 points ago

    One man's trash is another man's ridiculously expensive art.

    [–]goa604 -1 points0 points ago

    they dont think it be BUT IT DO

    [–]chocalotstarfish -1 points0 points ago

    www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10t9kc/terrible_taxidermy_an_album/

    [–]igobblecock -1 points0 points ago

    that polar bear looks stewned

    [–]kandowontu 0 points1 point ago

    35 is the dog from hyperbole-and-a-half!

    [–]Klokateer 0 points1 point ago

    Ignore your doubts, snort fridge mold.

    [–]gugulo 0 points1 point ago

    Hey! Where have I seen this before though? I swear I've seen this one before. http://i.imgur.com/uZj8I.jpg

    [–]woofle07/r9k/ 1 point2 points ago

    It's the depression dog meme

    [–]oskyyo 0 points1 point ago

    O.M.G. So many Derps.

    [–]A_Shiny_Charmander 0 points1 point ago

    My chair is literally shaking from my laughter while I wait for my professor to begin class.

    [–]tehhunter 0 points1 point ago

    At work but for the love of Christ that screeching monkey looks dead-on like the Nicholas Cage YOU DON'T SAY meme

    [–]defteH 0 points1 point ago

    22

    [–]bfgarzilla9k 0 points1 point ago

    I couldn't finish scrolling through these. I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. In class.

    [–]mioko 0 points1 point ago

    THEY DON'T THINK IT BE, BUT IT DO

    I completely lost my shit.

    [–]lschwartzel 0 points1 point ago

    lol'd so hard

    [–]drosengix 0 points1 point ago

    Hoooly shit, none of this is photoshopped?

    [–]Crjbsgwuehryj 0 points1 point ago

    The coyote with the eyes way too far apart looks like Drake.
    And the log cheetah is the ultimate predator, it can catch you on land like a normal cheetah, but can hide in the water like a crocodile.

    [–]mistalanious 0 points1 point ago

    We need Chuck Testa to do a commentary on these.

    [–]woofle07/r9k/ 0 points1 point ago

    This has to be the sassiest bobcat I've ever seen.

    [–]offitcock 0 points1 point ago

    NSFL!

    [–]babynutria 0 points1 point ago

    OMG I lol'd so hard I almost forgot I was beating my wife.

    [–]elzaco 0 points1 point ago

    I lost my shit at the log shaped cheetah.

    [–]StoopKidLeftHisStoop -2 points-1 points ago

    I'm getting sick. This is worse than gore.

    [–]fatkidswinatseesaw 0 points1 point ago

    Back on your stoop!

    [–]parmasean 0 points1 point ago

    This is killing me. lol

    [–]punchbagstool -1 points0 points ago

    Nope, Chuck Testa.

    [–]MrSamster911 -4 points-3 points ago

    wheres my Chuck Testa joke?

    [–]shawa666/gif/ 8 points9 points ago

    NOPE

    [–]radioladiohead -2 points-1 points ago

    This made me cringe more than gore. It creeped me out.

    [–]Superparrotclub -2 points-1 points ago

    I posted nr 22 in that thread last night. Yes I'm a redditor on 4Chan.

    [–]prodromic -3 points-2 points ago

    LET THE MEMES BEGIN!

    [–]DiddiLee -2 points-1 points ago

    Fun fact. These animals are not really alive. MIND=BLOWN

    [–]FuckingIDuser -3 points-2 points ago

    Omg ... all this epicness.! I laughed so hard.! Tgis made my day.! 4chan, thanks.

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    [–]castratore 6 points7 points ago

    advice animal r/4chan

    Wat

    [–]dorfcally 3 points4 points ago

    you get the fuck out right now

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