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[–]Bayarearedneck 5 points6 points ago

I laughed way to hard at that...

[–]Mjolnirium 2 points3 points ago

Lieutenant Dan! Ice cream!

[–]FletusAngelus 0 points1 point ago

LOL FORREST LOL!

[–]aaronhowser1 0 points1 point ago

Well what website did he see it on? huh? I bet you're lying

[–]uwobacon[S] 1 point2 points ago

Sorry for the late response. Was busy with work, then improv, and then watching election stuff before going on reddit before bed to see a huge jump in karma.

Honestly I have no idea what he was doing. Maybe googled something or got it in an e-mail. You can check my history to see I'm not a karma whore so I have no reason to lie. As a performer I usually use reddit to post original content to see my stuff.

[–]MuslimExtremest 0 points1 point ago

Ice cream

[–]queue78 1 point2 points ago

[–]uwobacon[S] 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome. New subreddit added, thank you.

[–]Tyranichomp 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha i can't stop laughing

[–]mangel93 0 points1 point ago

I laugh every damn time