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all 51 comments

[–]nail1r 42 points43 points ago

Thanks for not putting the punchline in the title!

[–]PinneappleSoup 0 points1 point ago

OP was indeed a fag thankyou for your input.

[–]Lykoaster 2 points3 points ago

Needs more freaking.

[–]leechsucka 7 points8 points ago

Do you even migrate, bro?

[–]GeekyCivic 18 points19 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
come at me bro 9coms 177pts 1mo funny
How i feel as a European right naow 'merica 2coms -2pts 1mo funny
Come at me...Bro! 19coms 304pts 1yr pics
Come at me bro 9coms 327pts 1yr funny
Come at me bro! 25coms 816pts 6mos funny
Come at me, bro 3coms 19pts 10mos funny
Come at me, bro. 24coms 704pts 10mos funny
Still my favorite: Come at me bro! 4coms 92pts 1yr funny
Come At Me Bro 7coms 349pts 3mos funny
Turtle you so silly 0coms 10pts 7mos funny
Gangsta Turtle 2coms 11pts 5mos funny
Turtle slap. 1com 11pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]SebackAttack 9 points10 points ago

i'll turtle slap the shit outta you for posting shit that was a meme years ago.

[–]zephyrg 5 points6 points ago

The repost is strong in this one.

[–]WaldosBrother 4 points5 points ago

[–]wintrparkgrl 3 points4 points ago

DO YOU EVEN LIFT!

[–]Mrekat 0 points1 point ago

That child silhouette looks really photoshopped.

[–]ectoplasmic42 -1 points0 points ago

I up voted this cause me and my girlfriend saw this exact turtle at the Charleston aquarium today and made me smile. calm down tolls.. there are more reposts on the way.

[–]OhGodAli 0 points1 point ago

How would you even know it was the exact fucking turtle?

[–]ectoplasmic42 0 points1 point ago

understandable, well fresh in the mind, same color tones and patches, the shears size of it (that stood out the most.) and position of glass. but I don't know 100% but was langue really unnecessary ;)

[–]mary_miyazawa 1 point2 points ago

"I'll slap you so super hard, you'll have little red hand prints all over your face."

[–]major_pleasure 1 point2 points ago

Here's a little 'round the back slap!

[–]protoman115 2 points3 points ago

[–]I_will_fix_this 2 points3 points ago

It's like punching in a dream.

[–]bodaciousbilly 2 points3 points ago

  1. Punchline in title

  2. Belongs in /r/adviceanimals

Conclusion: fuck you, OP.

[–]ninjajake1499 2 points3 points ago

Come at me repost! I'll down vote the shit out of you!

[–]RogerMcRogerson 0 points1 point ago

90% of people won't even read this because they knew what they'd open if they had done it.

[–]Davaldo 0 points1 point ago

I'm just saying, that kid's standing his ground pretty well.

[–]quixotic_1 0 points1 point ago

Never heard of a turtle slap but I know about TURTLE FUCKIN' someone.

You take off your helmet and sneak up behind your buddy who is wearing his helmet. Wind back with your helmet and quickly accelerate at his head. Scream, "TURTLE FUCK!"

[–]Crossfox17 1 point2 points ago

How did you manage to put the punchline in the title after the giant red warning prompt you see before you post?

[–]KillianQuain 0 points1 point ago

After the longest day ever that made me laugh so hard. Thank you, kind sir.

[–]KillianQuain 0 points1 point ago

I'm not always logged in, but when I'm not, I log in to downvote reposts.

[–]inthemidnighthour 0 points1 point ago

Dude who cares? I haven't seen this before and I think its fucking hilarious.

[–]dwheel2010 0 points1 point ago

come at me bro. I'll repost the shit out of you.

[–]reddissh 1 point2 points ago

http://i44.tinypic.com/dbtloi.jpg My face when I see a repost...

[–]braydenlarwill 1 point2 points ago

Repost.....

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

Op is a fag

[–]TowrsFallnPepleDyin 1 point2 points ago

fuck you OP you piece of shit. you know why

[–]Nick_is_Right 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]tohnski 0 points1 point ago

True story here, I was slapped by a turtle in the face. not worth it.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 0 points1 point ago

Udyr was trained in the arts of turtle slapping by this master.

[–]urchant 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen this so upvoted because I immediately through of "http://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/b/bf/Turtles.png"

[–]Eblan85 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or reposting ancient memes and pics is trending on reddit right now? I notice a lot reposts of really old stuff lately.

[–]WaffleChef 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "Come at me Bro; I Slap the Turtle S*** out of you"

whats is wrong with me...

[–]TheMagnus 0 points1 point ago

Bro? I'm not your bro, bro! sigh Turtles these days...

[–]Fah-Q78 0 points1 point ago

That was awesome

[–]jazvecina 0 points1 point ago

this pathetic crap is funny to 1000 people?

[–]Chefca -5 points-4 points ago

F-ing hilarious

[–]RogerMcRogerson 6 points7 points ago

You fucking suck.

[–]inthemidnighthour 0 points1 point ago

You dont deserve to be on this website. Go back to funnyjunk you asshole

[–]Chefca -5 points-4 points ago

bro, do you even lift?

[–]RogerMcRogerson 4 points5 points ago

Shut the fuck up.

[–]Chefca -1 points0 points ago

lol such a witty conversation. I think I'll take my victory and bow out. Stay cool friend.

[–]RogerMcRogerson 0 points1 point ago

I'd stop too if I were getting downvoted on everything being said. Get the fuck out of here with your newfag account and negative 6 nigger points.