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[–]elbruce 346 points347 points ago

Let me get this straight, Jesse... we're getting our pictures taken and you seem to think that it's a good idea to just plop the puppy in your lap and hang on to its paws? Like that's how you hold a god damn puppy? That seemed like a good idea to you, did it? Look, let me show you how it is supposed to be done by a puppy holding professional. You cradle the puppy in your arms to fully support it and then you get your cheek up against it for a proper cuddle. You don't just wave the damn thing around like a limp marionette! Think, Jesse, think! This photography studio is only going to produce the cutest, most adorable puppy pictures to be found anywhere. This kind of shoddy workmanship will not do! Now we're going to have to throw these puppies out and start all over.

[–]cervantes429 119 points120 points ago

You can't just throw out puppies, you'll get caught. No half-measures, go get the barrel.

[–]uberbob79 23 points24 points ago

At least they'd only need one.

[–]Searchlights 39 points40 points ago

APPLY YOURSELF

[–]OmegaDN 21 points22 points ago

PERFECT! I read it with his tone and inflection and it matched ... oh so right!

[–]mahacctissoawsum 0 points1 point ago

But did you record it and put it on youtube or some other such site?

[–]1__618 4 points5 points ago

So you do have a plan? Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science photography!

[–]ntheg111 6 points7 points ago

Fuck I read that as Hal from MITM

[–]brokentofu 3 points4 points ago

I read this in his voice.. good job

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it

[–]andrewsmith1986 616 points617 points ago

Both of their heads look like they have been shopped on.

[–]MaZe05 305 points306 points ago

So...

[–]McShizzL 237 points238 points ago

What happens now?

[–]maid_robann 181 points182 points ago

So I was banging my wife in the ass...

[–]Oxxide 137 points138 points ago

...while browsing a copy of Sweaters & Puppies Quarterly...

[–]tokomini 76 points77 points ago

...when I abruptly stopped and exclaimed ''look honey, Jimmy finally made the cover!''...

[–]REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 60 points61 points ago

"...Jimmy was the nickname my wife gave my penis, you see..."

[–]vinegarstrokes420 45 points46 points ago

"...funny thing is, my penis looks EXACTLY like a puppy..."

[–]peon47 41 points42 points ago

...in a roll-neck sweater.

[–]ken10 11 points12 points ago

...and upon hearing his name, Jimmy stumbled in the closet he was hiding in...

[–]Stunningham2 3 points4 points ago

...and her mom walks in...

[–]nyiiDUR 32 points33 points ago

Yeah, yeah, but who you voting for?

[–]SweetNeo85 30 points31 points ago

Dave, take it easy!

[–]Lame-Duck 40 points41 points ago

I'm trying to tell you about fucking my wife in the ass and you're asking all these personal questions.

[–]ordinaryrendition 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, but who did you vote for?

[–]FabesE 9 points10 points ago

Now the cast of Breaking Bad catches wind of this and does a photoshoot with puppies while wearing pastel sweaters...

[–]_atomlib_ 6 points7 points ago

What happens now?

Now?… Let's go practice medicine.

[–]quenchingJOE 8 points9 points ago

[–]OMG_I_just_shat 1 point2 points ago

(another suitcase in another hall)

EDIT: exactly one person got it. Success in my eyes.

[–]whiteknives 6 points7 points ago

...it has come to this.

[–]EvilLittleThing 1 point2 points ago

So I'll be picking you up around 8?

[–]Strike_Gently 67 points68 points ago

This got weird fast.

[–]cynicproject 9 points10 points ago

Not sure where to go from here.

[–]analogorithm 3 points4 points ago

Well, this is reddit. . .I say stay the course.

[–]itsnotgonnawork 40 points41 points ago

I really dislike One Direction's music, but the second picture has got to be one of the best pictures I've ever seen on the internet. Everything from the look on his face, to the way he's holding the puppy is so perfect.

[–]therealabefrohman 29 points30 points ago

Out of all the One Direction members, I think Niall is the best-he seems relatively grounded, actually plays instruments, and doesn't use him fame to help him sleep with a ton of girls like other members seem to do.

[–]Sir_Brutus 6 points7 points ago

Harry and Niall are the only single ones.... Also, if you actually watched stuff with them, you'd realize they are all well-grounded.

[–]therealabefrohman 3 points4 points ago

Trust me, I have watched countless TV specials, interview clips, and YouTube compilations. That was just the impression I got from them. Unfortunately I don't keep track of their current relationship statuses.

[–]itsnotgonnawork 9 points10 points ago

So Niall is the blond one who isn't the other blond one? I really don't know their names. In my mind there's the arab one, blond 1, blond 2, curly wurly, the one that looks like Quasimodo, and the one that looks like he's in his mid to late 20s.

Anyways, Niall looks like he'd be pretty cool.

[–]Fatally_Flawed 15 points16 points ago

By Quasimodo I assume you mean Louis? I always thought he looked more like an English Bull Terrier, with his weird flat nose/eyes combo.
Up until recently I despised him. Couldn't bear to look at him, his face made me angry. I'm a 26 year old woman and have no interest in One Direction so these feelings didn't affect my life too much. But then... something happened. They all appeared on Alan Carr: Chatty Man, and something just changed. I was sat there hating at Louis and making wretching noises towards the TV, when gradually I found myself smiling at things he said and did. I noticed that he was the only one that actually drank his bottle of Hooch, the only one that seemed to be having fun. I tried to fight it but I couldn't deny what I was feeling, despite all my best efforts I had SOMEHOW developed a crush on squinty-eyes bull terrier face. It lasted a whole week.

[–]itsnotgonnawork 0 points1 point ago

Weirder things have happened...right?

[–]melodystar102 6 points7 points ago

There is no other blonde one haha.

[–]itsnotgonnawork 2 points3 points ago

ahahahaha I always get confused on how many they actually are in the band. I always guess between the number 3 and 6. Works...mostly.

[–]therealabefrohman 3 points4 points ago

Arab one: Zayn

Blond 1: Niall

Curly wurly: Harry

Quasimodo: Louis?

20s: Liam

It's sort of a tricky gray area because there's only 5 of them, and several are blondish, but I think I figured it out.

Having an eleven-year-old sister really prepares you for this sort of thing.

[–]waterytarts 9 points10 points ago

The "Arab one" is half-Pakistani, half-English, js

[–]GoldLegends 0 points1 point ago

You act like using fame to help sleep with a ton of girls is bad. I mean, who doesn't want to sleep with a ton of girls!

[–]InfernoAcid 7 points8 points ago

Both of their heads still look like they have been shopped on.

[–]lntrn 5 points6 points ago

That picture of Zayn is fucking precious.

No, I'm not gay.

[–]Blueflamealchemist 4 points5 points ago

I don't care! Still super cute :)

[–]motoguy 3 points4 points ago

Can you please tell how you know? I must know...

[–]shitniggachill 5 points6 points ago

Someone above mentioned One Direction so I'm guessing he's a fan.

[–]SquirrelPower 4 points5 points ago

And how do we know these aren't the photoshopped heads, huh?

[–]bramannoodles 3 points4 points ago

Those somehow look even less natural.

[–]barefoot_bob 3 points4 points ago

I wanted to believe.

[–]schofist 1 point2 points ago

Now I have to ask

[–]Nenor 1 point2 points ago

Story time!

[–]lrdwnstnrk -1 points0 points ago

Metro?

[–]InTheColdColdNight 0 points1 point ago

[–]footingit 0 points1 point ago

Those heads look 'shopped too.

[–]bobthecookie 7 points8 points ago

Aren't they?

[–]mscheryltunt 7 points8 points ago

lmao both of their heads are OBVIOUSLY shopped on bryan cranston resembles a floating head

[–]nobodygivesashit 0 points1 point ago

And they didn't even bother to make them look like a set,

[–]FakeAudio 149 points150 points ago

Barking Bad

[–]HouseofFools 24 points25 points ago

I was going to go with "House-Breaking Bad"

[–]toonfool 7 points8 points ago

Needs more Hugh Laurie.

[–]HouseofFools 5 points6 points ago

It's not lupus, it's cancer.

[–]Wictae 5 points6 points ago

[–]FakeAudio 1 point2 points ago

I would have also accepted: "What is, House-Breaking Bad." And control of the board goes back to Watson.

[–]KonHunter 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this. Damn you.

[–]drmcst 57 points58 points ago

"I am the one who barks!"

[–]ztvz 2 points3 points ago

[–]IMBJR 247 points248 points ago

Now with face-swap goodness:

http://i.imgur.com/g2hDB.jpg

[–]mash_sour 73 points74 points ago

omg thats horrific looking...

[–]GameDay98 16 points17 points ago

Kiiillll meee...

[–]StateFairShare 41 points42 points ago

Meth....not even once.

[–]Antrikshy 5 points6 points ago

Badum-tshh.

[–]egohavoc 23 points24 points ago

ohgodwhy.jpg

[–]IAmNotAPerson6 11 points12 points ago

Well...

That's not what I expected at all.

[–]dmgb 4 points5 points ago

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

[–]BadChadBrown 3 points4 points ago

aww what a cute human

[–]knxcs 2 points3 points ago

What should we feed it today? My God, just look at it eating!

[–]Lab_Tech_Guy 3 points4 points ago

God damn that is haunting

[–]waitthissucks 0 points1 point ago

Reminds of that thing from Pan's Labyrinth

[–]thatnamesalreadytken 40 points41 points ago

Bitches, bitch!

[–]DrugsOnly 61 points62 points ago

[–]xevoc 6 points7 points ago

BITCH

[–]jim0240 38 points39 points ago

Shopped.

[–]carlaas 26 points27 points ago

You're right! http://imgur.com/djJxi

[–]hoodie92 24 points25 points ago

Even the original looks shopped... No one should be this happy while killing a puppy.

[–]puppistabber 3 points4 points ago

My life is a lie.

[–]maverick28 11 points12 points ago

Yeah bitch!!! Puppies!

[–]carlaas 13 points14 points ago

Photoshopped from One Direction pictures: http://imgur.com/djJxi Link

edit: dont use shorteners!

[–]hounvs 4 points5 points ago

reddiquette:

Please don't:

Use link shorteners to post your content. There are few reasons to hide what you're linking to, and most of them are sneaky (if you are, use the "preview" feature that those services offer).

Just make it a link, like this:

[Text](http://globalgrind.com/style/one-direction-wonderland-magazine-cover-puppies-photos-video?gpage=1&#gtop)

Text

[–]anitasanger 6 points7 points ago

[–]bam6470 1 point2 points ago

Walter: Jessie we need to neuter there dogs. Jessie: Mr. White my dogs a BITCH.

[–]johnegold 4 points5 points ago

It's all about the puppies yo

[–]negrorevolution 0 points1 point ago

x-post from r/breaking bad.

[–]xdef23 0 points1 point ago

i am the one who barks.

[–]clubsoda_with_lime 1 point2 points ago

Breaking Bitches

[–]ultraslob 1 point2 points ago

bitch, BITCH

[–]mattybroon 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think Bryan Cranston looks like Renton (Ewan McGregor) from Trainspotting?

[–]WhoopTeeDo 2 points3 points ago

So... housebreaking bad?

[–]lulucandyx 2 points3 points ago

This pic is originally of members of one direction .(Niall and Zayn)

[–]migzors 2 points3 points ago

'Ey yo bitch! Sit!

[–]BAM225 3 points4 points ago

Total lady boner for Jesse right now.

[–]HerrpDerpp -1 points0 points ago

Bitches bitch!!

[–]thefakealex -1 points0 points ago

Puppies Bitch!

[–]CSchoaff -1 points0 points ago

Pullovers and puppies bitch!

[–]yourbuddyjoe 0 points1 point ago

Puppies Bitch!

[–]Big_Boyd 0 points1 point ago

Those puppies will look so cute on meth.

[–]Lt_Ziggella_Stardust -1 points0 points ago

It looks like a married couples k-mart portraits with their new "baby".

[–]HERE_HAVE_SOME_AIDS -1 points0 points ago

And a thousand uteri cry out as one; then are silenced.

[–]I_will_downvote_cats -1 points0 points ago

By corollary, I wil upvote this.

[–]NickWills 1 point2 points ago

Mongrels, Marie!

[–]themcaxl -1 points0 points ago

$10 says the puppy on the right is a bitch.

[–]Psi_Corps -1 points0 points ago

Breaking Butterscotch Hound & Dog

[–]KatuluMaster -1 points0 points ago

Aw yeah.

[–]0mega9401 0 points1 point ago

this is cute and all but relly lets keep the trees post on top

[–]LucasEatWorld -1 points0 points ago

Looks like Mr. Rogers.

[–]AlphaPete 0 points1 point ago

Walt with hair is an odd thing to see...

[–]westondeboer 0 points1 point ago

this almost broke my internet

[–]dp85 -1 points0 points ago

Meth labs.

[–]PinkiePie111 0 points1 point ago

aaron paul is hot.

[–]mudmagic -1 points0 points ago

hot pink and baby blue really emphasize the "dont fuck with me" vibe

[–]stunash01 -1 points0 points ago

BITCH.es

[–]choupy 0 points1 point ago

Dat Aaron Paul. He is so damn fine.

[–]SwineyEyelow -1 points0 points ago

Well you've heard the one... where you take Walking Dead + Breaking Bad = Waking Bad, right? What we have here, I think, is Barking Bad. Exits stage left.

[–]Epershand 0 points1 point ago

Aw. I miss my yellow lab Sara. We had her for 16 years. What a wonderfully mild, personable dog. Almost human!

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

I sense a shoop.

[–]Wardoghk -1 points0 points ago

ITT: nothing but Breaking Bad quotes.

[–]Ryandoe11 -1 points0 points ago

yet they still look badass

[–]Maceman25 -1 points0 points ago

Just started watching this on Netflix, just started season 2 :P

[–]Hyunion 1 point2 points ago

puppies, bitch!

[–]dowhatthouwilt -1 points0 points ago

TIL he's the Malcolm In The Middle dad

[–]jspeights 0 points1 point ago

This belongs under r/wtf

[–]MrFatalistic -2 points-1 points ago

SAY MY NAME

Sir Puppingtons!

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT.

[–]PeacekeeperAl 0 points1 point ago

Are they problem dogs?

[–]psyder3k -1 points0 points ago

it's le barking bad face ECKSDEE EXCLAMATION MARK

[–]LiquidTelevision -1 points0 points ago

I'm cooking,...in this sweater cuddling puppies.

[–]RandyMachoManSavage -1 points0 points ago

"HAAAAAAAY."

[–]asimplescribe 0 points1 point ago

And old man sweaters.

[–]woodyscissors 0 points1 point ago

They are the new tf2 character class

[–]cattdaddy -1 points0 points ago

Jessie: "Yo, quit staring at my...Bitch."

[–]noximis -1 points0 points ago

Breaking bad is awesome, but everything is better with puppies.

[–]Strider-SnG 0 points1 point ago

I will upvote anything with a lab in it. I'm stupidly biased towards that breed.

[–]Mugenski -1 points0 points ago

shoop

[–]freddylithium -1 points0 points ago

Puppies bitch

[–]betulapendula -1 points0 points ago

damn, i dont watch the show or nothing but see this guy all the time on reddit, just realised that's hal from malcolm in the middle...

[–]you_are_a_fool 0 points1 point ago

my puppies are 99.6% pure breed

[–]brussels4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

Breaking awwwwwe.

[–]For_The_Fail 0 points1 point ago

I am not proud to say this... but I thought it was really them. Staring into the depths of this photo trying to figure out why this would happen.

[–]AudreyBway 0 points1 point ago

And cashmere sweaters

[–]Burf-_- -1 points0 points ago

NICE !!!! IS THIS ON /r/aww ? MOTHERFUCKING WIN !!!!

[–]MagicSPA 0 points1 point ago

Who's the...the...bitch?!

[–]snapperh3ad -1 points0 points ago

Promo photo for season 6.

[–]cubnotbear 0 points1 point ago

Puppies Bitch!

[–]Mr_Senator666 0 points1 point ago

everything is better with puppies! Meth and puppies, nothing can beat that!

[–]glitterthief 0 points1 point ago

This needs to go in r/aww

[–]Hoogles 0 points1 point ago

This is now my background

[–]SparrOwSC2 0 points1 point ago

Fixing Good.

[–]owlandthemirror 0 points1 point ago

BREAKING CHARACTER

[–]colin23567 0 points1 point ago

bitch

[–]ConfusedCow 0 points1 point ago

Bitch!

[–]AriseChicken_Arise 0 points1 point ago

Jessie is such a badass.

[–]dpmad 0 points1 point ago

Unless those are meth puppies, this hurts my brain.

[–]Hertje73 0 points1 point ago

Photoshopped!!

[–]Vold3mortal 0 points1 point ago

JESUS MARIE!

[–]ahmskal 0 points1 point ago

Can someone tell me where they got these sweaters?

[–]Azrafer 1 point2 points ago

Biatch

[–]RudyW 0 points1 point ago

If you're looking for some un-Photoshopped Breaking Bad cuteness, here's Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul with lambs. B'AWW.

[–]francostine 0 points1 point ago

Yo, puppies bitch!

[–]ChrisInNJ 0 points1 point ago

THEY'RE PUPPIES MARIE

[–]VicYesterday 0 points1 point ago

Season 5b spoilers.

[–]AnonymousXist 0 points1 point ago

I knew Breaking Bad was missing something!

[–]spoonserika 0 points1 point ago

The gleam in Jesse's eyes makes the fact that it's photoshopped alright.

[–]Mustin_Dobley 0 points1 point ago

From meth addict to cute, puppet holder.

[–]Demojen 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S FUCKING CHEATING!

[–]Spencekat 0 points1 point ago

Puppies cure cancer but they don't put money on the table.

[–]imgonnasayit 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "Now with nipples". Was thoroughly confused.

[–]TrevorBradley 0 points1 point ago

Aaron Paul should be the new Mr. Rogers.

[–]j2intel 0 points1 point ago

This is the first thing on reddit I actually said aww to

[–]Belthamel 0 points1 point ago

Puppies bitch!

[–]AlexanderSupertramp2 0 points1 point ago

I liked the show...

[–]Xandier_101 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but jesse is making me very uncomfortable

[–]kal777 0 points1 point ago

Breaking Puppies

[–]jman2476 0 points1 point ago

Damn, Walt got meth all over his sweater.

[–]blakforest 1 point2 points ago

haha wow..

[–]Zincsaucier93 0 points1 point ago

Heisenbark?

[–]refriedbeanman 0 points1 point ago

And then that blonde fucker shoots the puppies in the face.