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[–]kindall 204 points205 points ago

Missing this classic.

[–]IronLung420 80 points81 points ago

That's........... Disturbing.

[–]CreatedSolelyForThis 49 points50 points ago

But it is nicely done.

[–]mathSciNERD 5 points6 points ago

The last pic creeped me out.

[–]Megatron_McLargeHuge 18 points19 points ago

I've finally found the image I want printed on my credit card.

[–]ArgonGryphon 3 points4 points ago

The feet stockings really make that picture for me.

[–]Chii 1 point2 points ago

wow i didn't even notice that!

[–]Howulikeit -4 points-3 points ago

Also missing the trees chopping the people down with their tree dicks, Leonardo style.

Edit: I guess people didn't read that thread.

[–]SquareEnix 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry. I read it. The horribly drawn comic a high school student commissioned for his school project correct?

[–]Kosard 44 points45 points ago

I don't see a dead horse beating a human.

[–]tophatduck 22 points23 points ago

The Pigeon, Ice Cream, Dogs and Pumpkin ones are made by Sheharzad-Arshad. He took a lot of his old stuff one for his new style but it looks like they are back into his DeviantArt.

[–]zachc123 8 points9 points ago

Some of these are really creepy looking actually... Love it.

[–]BraveSaintStuart 27 points28 points ago

At least the onion felt bad about it.

[–]SleepyOta 15 points16 points ago

No. His crying is from the human, not the act of cutting the human. Like cutting an onion.

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 31 points32 points ago

whooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]gizpoomoepoo 7 points8 points ago

The last one really freaked me out..

[–]lacrosse2992 7 points8 points ago

but why does the pumpkin have a face if, in this alternate universe, pumpkins don't get carved?

[–]iammolotov 9 points10 points ago

All of them have faces, because they're sentient and sensing.

[–]fearthejaybie 15 points16 points ago

I don't even want to THINK about what the fleshlights are doing.

[–]SquareEnix 0 points1 point ago

Shit! There's a thread hidden deep in Reddit with at least 4 pictures of giant condoms putting humans over their dick. It's also got all the pictures in this post and a couple more. I'll be busy for the next hour searching for this elusive thread.

[–]Gothiks 17 points18 points ago

The dandelion should really be sexually pleasuring that man, not blowing his head off.

[–]adamdavid85 5 points6 points ago

I feel like I'm missing a reference here...

[–]Vidyogamasta 20 points21 points ago

Dandelions getting blown and having their seeds spread is how they reproduce or something.

[–]irawwwr 5 points6 points ago

Getting blown may not be the best way to reproduce.

[–]--Petrichor-- 9 points10 points ago

It is for dandelions.

[–]nocturne181 3 points4 points ago

A dandelion wants to be blown on by the wind to spread its seeds.

[–]DjTheSpoko 2 points3 points ago

Well that was disgusting.

[–]Sabored 5 points6 points ago

I think about parallel universes all the time.

Just imagine that there are millions of universes that only differ in one small point, such as a misplaced grain of sand.

Just imagine that there's a parallel universe where everything's exactly the same except we all live in an elephant's ass, and nobody minds because it's the normal thing to do.

Just imagine that there's a parallel universe where everything's exactly the same except we all live in an elephant's ass, and we don't like it very much but we deal with it every day because we don't actually exist in this particular universe, although everything is exactly the same except for the elephant's ass thing, and we don't like it very much but we deal with it every day because we don't actually exist in this universe, but every....

Just imagine that there's a parallel universe where we are an elephant's ass.

[–]bigbangbilly 1 point2 points ago

If there is parallel universes (and/or time traveL), for every paradise universe/outcome there is a Hell universe/outcome. The worst part is that you can't save them all due to various reason.

[–]pdidty 1 point2 points ago

Not necessarily. Infinite does not imply every single possible outcome. For all we know, there could be an infinite number on universes that are exactly the same as ours.

[–]bigbangbilly 0 points1 point ago

Does rewording my statement make it better:

If there is parallel universes (and/or time traveL), just as there could be paradise universe/outcome, Hell universe/outcome are just a probable. The worst part is that you can't save them all due to various reason.

[–]EditsComment 0 points1 point ago

Well, then your not factoring in probability, no? Am I missing something?

[–]pdidty 0 points1 point ago

As I said before, infinite doesn't imply every single possibility. For example, 1.101001000100001.... Is infinite, but you will never encounter the string "123".

[–]EditsComment 0 points1 point ago

That is, though, with the assumption your number sequence "1.101001000100001..." only contains the numbers 1 and 0-- then obviously no, you would not be able to find the string "123." If you're working with a (fairly)random and infinite number sequence, like in the case of the universes, then you will encounter any and all possible number sequences.

[–]Contero 3 points4 points ago

What we need now is a picture of an onion drawing a picture of a human cutting an onion with the title "In a parallel universe".

[–]rememberzack 3 points4 points ago

the onion one made me lol

[–]tehfishman 1 point2 points ago

In yet another parallel universe, those images aren't Photoshopped together and are actually separate images in an imgur gallery.

[–]distopiandoormatt 5 points6 points ago

I usually cry when cut up humans too.

[–]Im-in-dublin 1 point2 points ago

you'll get over it eventually

[–]biggiepants 4 points5 points ago

[–]Aububuh 4 points5 points ago

That was frightening.

[–]zilong 1 point2 points ago

Author: Fuck cats.

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. Why did he have to fuck with the animals?

[–]biggiepants 2 points3 points ago

That's what cats do to their prey.

[–]howtodoit 5 points6 points ago

The bit that blows my mind is that technically, if assuming there are unlimited parallel universes, then every single one of this is actually true.

Or am I waaaaay off?

[–]JMunn21 4 points5 points ago

In an infinite universe anything can happen - Douglas Adams

[–]howtodoit 1 point2 points ago

Aye :)

[–]bigbangbilly 0 points1 point ago

That includes the bad universes and the good universes.

[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

Not really. If i throw a bunch of motorcycle parts in the air an infinite number of times, none of them will create a working bike.

[–]JMunn21 0 points1 point ago

Infinite mate, I mean I wouldn't recommend thinking about it, but think about thinking about it. Basically it is more than more than a lot, so much more that it would be inconceivable to think about it or even question it. Also you have no proof of this as you have no experience of infinity or even the ability to throw up all the parts needed to create a motorcycle.

That'll be all thanks,

Enjoy your election day.

[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

in no world could i take a shit and a supermodel come out my ass

[–]JMunn21 0 points1 point ago

Good point but I stand by the improbabilities of infinity.

[–]iknownuffink 2 points3 points ago

It depends on how you look at it.

If multiverses split off every time an event (especially quantum ones) could have happened differently, starting at the beginning of time, then you have a number of parallel universes expanding without bound, which is nearly the same as infinity.

However, it means that every universe can only contain things that are actually possible. So if any of these aren't compatible with reality, then they can't come into being.

[–]Luxieee 0 points1 point ago

And we don't know everything that's possible yet. Maybe we never will.

[–]guyboy 0 points1 point ago

Seems pretty possible to me. There's nothing in the laws of physics that stops such scenes from existing.

[–]Chii 1 point2 points ago

it would seem very unlikely for the material that makes up marshmallow to have become sentient...just sayin'

[–]bigbangbilly 0 points1 point ago

How about they just look like marshmallows not made of marshmallow.

[–]howtodoit -1 points0 points ago

Is it not possible that alternative terms for 'possible' are also created? E.g. 'magic' could actually exist? Or alternative forces or mass that allow different ways for things to happen.

Bloody hell I hope no one is reading all this white stoned lol :)

[–]Shadowleaf12 4 points5 points ago

This is not how parallel universes with infinite possibilities work.

[–]--Petrichor-- 4 points5 points ago

Actually, it is.

It isn't how parallel universes with non-infinite possibilities work.

[–]bigbangbilly 0 points1 point ago

If there is parallel universes (and/or time traveL), for every paradise universe/outcome there is a Hell universe/outcome. The worst part is that you can't save them all due to various reason.

[–]Newanda 3 points4 points ago

you mean "In Soviet Russia"?

[–]megaRXB 12 points13 points ago

Oh that slaps me on the knee

[–]adamdavid85 3 points4 points ago

Well, at least you didn't mention arrows.

[–]megaRXB 4 points5 points ago

Actually it was a reference from Team Fortress 2 were heavy upon gaining a kill would sometimes say "oh that slaps me on the knee" and since he made a joke about russia and heavy is from russia I guess it would fit in

[–]adamdavid85 4 points5 points ago

So that's 2 times today I've had a reference I missed. bleh

[–]themonkeygrinder 0 points1 point ago

Nope, "the old reddit switcheroo"

[–]TheEyeCure 2 points3 points ago

This looks like a PETA campaign that's just against humans

[–]StephanBotha 1 point2 points ago

That is pretty fucking awesome. I love it!

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

Wow, that last one seemed a little r/wtf to me...

[–]trev2010 1 point2 points ago

That was just disturbing in the end. Holy crap.

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 1 point2 points ago

Pretty creepy. Especially the smiling ice cream.

[–]TheLAWLBOT 0 points1 point ago

Most reusable resource ever

[–]haloimplant 1 point2 points ago

I knew marshmallows would do the same to us if given half a chance.

They didn't show the best part where you burn the outside to a crisp, pull off and eat that part, then stick the rest back in the fire for more.

[–]intoether 1 point2 points ago

[–]theGlassHero 0 points1 point ago

Reminds of the intro to SuperJail.

[–]rconnelly20 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna start being nicer to inanimate objects

[–]tokerdytoke 0 points1 point ago

All of these look fun.

[–]rdall9 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to live in the dog universe.

[–]GoldenWaffles 0 points1 point ago

The garlic cuts up the round man into triangles!

[–]Naethynn -1 points0 points ago

That last one gon giv me nightmares. :<

[–]Saasaan -1 points0 points ago

And in a parallel universe, it's me you can't resist.

[–]staufferswhales -1 points0 points ago

PETA?

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

oh man

Not a picture, it's a youtube vid but it sticks to the point

King Rat by Modest Mouse

[–]prosthetic4head 1 point2 points ago

Is anybody that happy when they're chainsawing down a tree?

[–]musicman3739 0 points1 point ago

I saved this before I even looked through the whole post

[–]SenorSativa -1 points0 points ago

In soviet russia...

[–]finglonger82 0 points1 point ago

I just want to see people pooping on birds.

[–]anxhelino1234 -1 points0 points ago

couldn't help but think "DROP THE CANDY FAT BOY!" on the piñata one

[–]AOEUD 1 point2 points ago

This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night...

[–]splurgeurge 0 points1 point ago

Make it snappy Rusty!

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

i liked the onion one

[–]therager74jk -1 points0 points ago

Either that, or in Soviet Russia.

[–]somefuzzypants 0 points1 point ago

i think this one belongs in wtf

[–]emmacoo1 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm never sleeping again..

[–]SirWhiteSox 0 points1 point ago

Damn, this misanthropia thing disturbs the guts. Bah.

[–]BloodyBrothers 1 point2 points ago

hehe the trees chopping the people is mine =}

[–]metalmike187 0 points1 point ago

There's still reposts in a parallel universe.

[–]HungrySadPanda 0 points1 point ago

ITS AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

[–]wasn-t-here 0 points1 point ago

Calling it an "opposite universe" seems more appropriate..

[–]silverbullet714 0 points1 point ago

This was disturbing

[–]MeFrogsta5423 0 points1 point ago

That was unbelievably disturbing. Especially for this subreddit..

[–]pent25 1 point2 points ago

[–]funfetti_cookies 0 points1 point ago

What if every other planet is really a parallel universe to earth but we just see them as empty planets cause we haven't been able to figure out how to look through different dimensions

[–]Zombette 0 points1 point ago

I love these!

[–]trentblase 0 points1 point ago

Aw yiss... motha. fuckin. bread crumbs.

[–]IneptGuard 0 points1 point ago

these are great. Have to comment so I can find them later.

[–]mrbomax123 0 points1 point ago

r/wtf

[–]davidlyster 0 points1 point ago

Brohoof.

[–]Rowanshark 0 points1 point ago

Or Mother Russia.

[–]reeelax 0 points1 point ago

Wait guys, serious question. This has always bothered me but I've never asked. Since string theory and all that states that there is a possiblity of an infinite number universes with almost every probablity, even those with compeltely different laws of physics and etc etc...couldn't all these actually exist? Like an example I remember reading was that there are so many probablities of universes existing, that one would exist where you could load a revolver and leave once chamber blank, spin that thingy (I'm blanking out) and you could shoot blanks each and every time for the entirety of your life. That, along with these pictures, is kinda scary.

[–]RatherTall 0 points1 point ago

Soviet Russia is not a parallel universe.

[–]soxfan249 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because I was listening to the RHCP song of the same name when I opened this link

[–]speedyspaceturtle 0 points1 point ago

That would be 'multiple' parallel universes unless we are really that multi-functional.

[–]Evil_ash 0 points1 point ago

It's the darkest timeline...

[–]koobish42 0 points1 point ago

Soviet Russia

[–]olivepyromonkey 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia...

[–]octacok 0 points1 point ago

Wow this has never been posted before! Thanks OP!

[–]blackpanther6389 0 points1 point ago

Lol the onion one is funny.

[–]Thatguyatthebar 0 points1 point ago

That's the third time I have seen this posted. Sorry buddy, but that's my limit of reposts.

[–]MrFunk911 0 points1 point ago

You mean in soviet russia?

[–]Canuckman12 0 points1 point ago

You mean in soviet Russia ( don't mean to offend Russians)

[–]CJEEC_Studios 0 points1 point ago

I don't see the humor. Where's the funny, all I see is WTF.

[–]sleptalready 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Supernatural

[–]CtraneS 0 points1 point ago

Someone repost to /r/creepy. God...

[–]thatphatphool 0 points1 point ago

I think he means soviet Russia

[–]bruggs101 0 points1 point ago

All I am saying is that I wish someone would make one with two bananas talking to each other saying, "Is that a human in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?" Then the other banana would pull a human out of his pocket.

[–]Ben347 0 points1 point ago

Why can't you just post multiple images in an album?

[–]tufftitties 0 points1 point ago

Why is the pumpkin carving hitler?

[–]nytemare99 0 points1 point ago

Looks like soviet russia

[–]helloWorldguy -1 points0 points ago

Bravo

[–]NDdownVOTED -1 points0 points ago

Oh, well that was really morbid.

[–]holysocks 1 point2 points ago

just reminds me of the Farside

[–]MrDaburks -1 points0 points ago

According to vegans.

[–]Vargolol -1 points0 points ago

100% Ready for the WTF board

[–]guesswhostalkin 2 points3 points ago

In Soviet Russia

FTFY

[–]StSomaa -2 points-1 points ago

[–]CHATenn 0 points1 point ago

At least the Onion feels bad.

[–]Luxieee 1 point2 points ago

He doesn't, cutting up humans is just irritating his eyes.

[–]Murdacai -2 points-1 points ago

this is just gross...

[–]lynneamackay -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.

[–]dnvsasm -3 points-2 points ago

Amazing! Really creative!

[–]Shiby92 0 points1 point ago

Too funny

[–]TheTCorp 0 points1 point ago

That jack o lantern will haunt my dreams

[–]W00DSIDE 0 points1 point ago

Cartoon depictions of things seen in NSFL

[–]orivar 0 points1 point ago

Humans are such assholes.

[–]Finnthehero1224 0 points1 point ago

Dat username /)

[–]CaptainOblivious41 -2 points-1 points ago

Parallel universe? This is Soviet Russia.

[–]Orangeheart59 -4 points-3 points ago

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where everyone is trying too hard to be edgy...

[–]Sy87 -4 points-3 points ago

In Soviet Russia...

FTFY

[–]PlasmaBurns -4 points-3 points ago

[gore]?

[–]rooneymara -3 points-2 points ago

I like this repost so fuck it here's an upvote

[–]Squishy10 -1 points0 points ago

Not to be mean but, don't you mean an ALTERNATIVE universe?