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I thought the Walking Dead was going to be safe for my children to watch...now this. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Robial 39 points40 points ago

Really? They are obviously trying to show just how evil the governor really is.

[–]GreetingsADM[S] 21 points22 points ago

As a child of fundies that was never allowed to play with the "bad guy" GI Joes or Turtles, I can tell you that CONTEXT MEANS NOTHING!

[–]loewenstern 18 points19 points ago

I think it's good that they showcase the extreme dangers of golfing.

[–]ThinkofitthisWay 14 points15 points ago

golfing is used as a weapon of murder!

[–]MrDeckard 11 points12 points ago

It's okay, The Governor is evil. Only villains golf.

[–]luKrek 12 points13 points ago

Dat subreddit. Took me a while to notice (r/all)

also: He golfs because he's the villain.

[–]Jdrama99 2 points3 points ago

That is a smooth swing. I think we have to hold our judgement of this guy.

[–]K1dn3yPunch 3 points4 points ago

Many retakes of that shot were taken to make the teeist appear to be 'without flaw' of course.

[–]BlackIcee 1 point2 points ago

I have to disagree, I think this is a good social commentary and it shows how we can descend to things below ourselves when we come into contact with the harsh realities of life and in this case the apocalypse. I believe it to show that teeism is outdated and archaic and only followed by those who are less rational.

[–]Tasgall -1 points0 points ago

To be fair, I think this is one of the few places where the atrocities of golf can be deemed acceptable. After all, he is only using it in self defense from zombies.

[–]ddhboy 13 points14 points ago

Unacceptable. To play golf is to defile one's self. You might as well be a zombie if you're willing to stoop that low.

[–]HisRoyalHiney 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. These kinds of comments disgust me. Allowing self-defense to excuse teeism only leaves way to allowing genocide-by-driving-range, which much like this GIF's example, is typically enacted from higher ground - there's no way that zombie was a real threat. The threat is fabricated as a post-hoc justification. Shame on you, Tasgall, enabler of genocide.

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