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[–]clitorisandria 50 points51 points ago

Nobody ever asks "How's Waldo?".

[–]TigerWylde 20 points21 points ago

but i often find myself asking.. why is waldo?

[–]Astrofur 12 points13 points ago

Who is Waldo?

[–]Confident_Male 8 points9 points ago

Why Waldo?

[–]Padillatronator 3 points4 points ago

When Waldo?

[–]New_World_Era 0 points1 point ago

What Waldo?

[–]EliaTheGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

WAT.

[–]IronLung420 1 point2 points ago

STAHP!

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[–]Sharps420 1 point2 points ago

in the butt

[–]fortnight14 0 points1 point ago

In England they call him Wally.

[–]throwmeaway76 3 points4 points ago

[–]amawaldo 3 points4 points ago

this made me tear up a bit. it means a lot that you noticed.

[–]noksky 1 point2 points ago

He's probably pissed because you used his grave for karma you sick bastard.

[–]2D_Captain 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/fYo6y.jpg Took long enough.

[–]TigerWylde 5 points6 points ago

should have seen him when Carmen Sandiego was on the list.

[–]ItsDare 32 points33 points ago

Same title, different image of the same gravestone.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 13 points14 points ago

The karma must flow.

[–]MyAntiAlterEgo 7 points8 points ago

Not like this.

Not like this.

[–]Spiritjump 9 points10 points ago

Someone beat you to it a little while back OP.

[–]stuff_of_epics 18 points19 points ago

This guy beat them both.

Gratuitous Pratchett reference.

[–]Madonkadonk 3 points4 points ago

Meh, I don't fear him

[–]sge_fan 3 points4 points ago

Needs more cow bell anyway.

[–]StezzerLolz 1 point2 points ago

Hooray for gratuitous Pratchett references!

It's a real tragedy that he has Alzheimer's.

[–]sexyladypants 0 points1 point ago

Yay for Terry Pratchett! Brilliant man, that one.

[–]Filbert_Turtle 0 points1 point ago

I prefer OP's title though.

[–]Sharps420 4 points5 points ago

I was shocked for a second when i saw a gravestone with my name on it. (Hi, my name is Waldo)

[–]alexeve77 0 points1 point ago

Found ya.

[–]boom_erang 6 points7 points ago

[–]mixolydian02 1 point2 points ago

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist."

Don't believe the lie.

[–]WaldosBrother -2 points-1 points ago

That's just what he wants you to think...

[–]sos176 -2 points-1 points ago

My friend posted this on Facebook a week ago, he had reddit gold and had no idea...

[–]pakron -2 points-1 points ago

At least he wasn't already circled.

[–]popepeterjames -2 points-1 points ago

I have this odd compulsion to paint red and white stripes on that headstone.

[–]maid_robann 0 points1 point ago

Um, that was easy. They could have at least put up a barbershop pole or thrown some candy canes in there to make it a bit more difficult.

[–]Bishopkilljoy -2 points-1 points ago

Took to long to find him

[–]OhBoySam 0 points1 point ago

Angels are looking for him in heaven now.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

odd but the bible never mentions angels..

[–]gewph 1 point2 points ago

My grandpa who passed 5 years ago was named waldo, /r/funny is a weird place to get a feel.

[–]workhardorhardlywork 0 points1 point ago

I looked at this pic for 5 minutes making sure that a red and white waldo wasnt in it...

[–]FinickyMouse540 0 points1 point ago

Sit down, Waldo!!!

[–]aetherman 0 points1 point ago

I found him but it was too late

[–]birdman25 0 points1 point ago

Kalamazoo?

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

He was kept in hiding so long.. ..he starved to death :(

[–]fearthejaybie 0 points1 point ago

FOUND HIM.

[–]Clay8288314 -1 points0 points ago

Everyone celebrate he was first on death's list justin bieber is after him

[–]Jerakal 0 points1 point ago

In the end, the only one that could find Waldo was death.

Noone can hide from him forever.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, Waldo was never found.

[–]bicycleVScar 0 points1 point ago

For some reason my first thought was that this was Waldo Ralph Emerson's headstone.

[–]schwaz 1 point2 points ago

I guess you'll have to find him in a better place now...

[–]photogc 0 points1 point ago

Best use of a title and picture in a long while. That made me laugh more than anything else. Well done OP.

[–]KillAllLawyers 0 points1 point ago

Took us all long enough. I mean, bitch wasn't even moving.

[–]SpiritToes 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he was just way too good at hiding. No one could find him in time..

[–]chronic_hatred 0 points1 point ago

Ever go clubbing as waldo? I have, its fucking hilarious and fun. Dance without giv... wait I do that anyway. It's just better, guys come up to you and go "I found youuuuu", and the females make out with you.

[–]waldotherogue 0 points1 point ago

Well...

[–]metalmike187 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]asheleighelizabeth 0 points1 point ago

No wonder he's so hard to find.. :/

[–]szhamilton 0 points1 point ago

Homewood cemetery?

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 0 points1 point ago

That's where the son of a bitch belongs.

[–]leonchance1911 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I took so long old friend

[–]Emanderp 0 points1 point ago

Sad that we didn't find him on time

[–]IamUnimportant 0 points1 point ago

He died of dehydration, been hiding too long.

[–]jowaldo 0 points1 point ago

I'm dead!?

[–]fortnight14 0 points1 point ago

Does that mean he won?

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Now begins a long string of "guess who I found" texts.

[–]rhisuthainn 0 points1 point ago

as an australian i've wondered for a while why we call him wally and you guys call him waldo, he's wally on our edition of the books and everything. seems a bit of an odd thing to change from one country to another.

[–]queue78 0 points1 point ago

Guess that's why it was so difficult

[–]Arco1338 0 points1 point ago

That's both disrespectful and funny at the same time... Shameful props to you good sir!!

[–]Twizad 1 point2 points ago

Oakland Cemetery, Atlanta, Georgia.

[–]GoodlyGoodman 0 points1 point ago

Funny, there is a giant Waldo gravestone in Oakland, California where Mac Dre is buried.

[–]manonales86 1 point2 points ago

you took too long.

[–]Ah-Cool 1 point2 points ago

But this is exactly how he wanted you to find him.

[–]Madrawn 0 points1 point ago

Ha, I get it!

[–]FreeThinkerLee -2 points-1 points ago

There was a zombie Waldo at the bar on Halloween, I asked him about it and he said: "I was on witness protection and everyone kept trying to find me."

[–]A1Skeptic 1 point2 points ago

Waldo found for the last time!

[–]prcco -3 points-2 points ago

Why did you take so long!!

[–]grindinghalt -4 points-3 points ago

I guess Chuck Norris found him first.

[–]bubblewrappopper 0 points1 point ago

Technically if someone is missing for a certain period of time (nine years or something?), can't they technically be declared dead even if in reality they're not?

[–]AWhiteStripe42 0 points1 point ago

"He was buried with his hat, walking cane, and a pair of binoculars. He left behind a widow, Wilma. She now resides in an incredibly crowded shopping mall with their dog Woof."

[–]Stevasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Found him.....oh wait

[–]Henchman222 0 points1 point ago

Good, I'm tired of looking for his ass

[–]vervii 0 points1 point ago

Cheater. Can't be found in the mortal realm... we must go deeper.

[–]the_palest_gopher 1 point2 points ago

As a Brit this has no feels to me

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[–]Sharps420 1 point2 points ago

i good engrish, so i engrish

[–]vasqaitt -4 points-3 points ago

Didn't realize he'd gotten so underground. ... Listen if you don't like you don't have to keep thinking about it, I'm not the thought police anymore.

[–]so_carelessly_here -4 points-3 points ago

He waited for you.

[–]baymenintown -2 points-1 points ago

come play with meeee