Vote for Patrick Star

perezidentt · 2012-11-06T13:53:03+00:00

"And push somewhere them else?"

AWildSketchAppeared · 2012-11-06T14:43:33+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/8q2p2.jpg

RizzoFromDigg · 2012-11-06T15:17:32+00:00

That's probably the ugliest mess of awful design I've seen all week.

AtomicFaxMachine · 2012-11-06T14:45:14+00:00

"I'm Patrick Star, and I can't see my forehead."

Rusty1993 · 2012-11-06T16:12:54+00:00

He legally make mayonnaise an instrument

deij · 2012-11-06T15:11:37+00:00

He'll take our country's problems... AND PUSH SOMEWHERE THEM ELSE

Yeah that reads like shit -.-

Patrick_Star · 2012-11-06T16:32:29+00:00

Thank you all for the support, I really appreciate that my campaign is starting to gain some traction. We will be a real political force by election day! When is election day again?

NewUSSR · 2012-11-06T15:18:20+00:00

I swear this picture was around before, but not marked '2012'. Maybe it was for the previous election, I don't know.

thewildrose · 2012-11-06T15:50:21+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
The Only REAL Candidate	1^com	14^pts	16^dys	funny
He has my vote	76^coms	806^pts	1^yr	pics
He gets my vote this election.	13^coms	133^pts	1^yr	funny
He's got my vote.	4^coms	12^pts	1^yr	funny
I'd vote for him.	8^coms	106^pts	1^yr	funny
Now this is someone I would vote for!	0^coms	4^pts	24^dys	funny
Politics Made Easy.	1^com	59^pts	1^yr	pics
Who i'm voting for in November	1^com	-1^pt	1^mo	funny
Patrick Star - 2012	2^coms	10^pts	1^yr	pics
He would win by a landslide on Reddit	36^coms	502^pts	1^yr	funny
I know who I'm voting for in 2012	90^coms	772^pts	9^mos	funny
As Election day is quickly approaching in a couple of hours, here's a candidate that will really solve our problems.	0^coms	11^pts	14^hrs	funny
When people ask me who I'm voting for	0^coms	1^pt	7^dys	funny
Every Day This Seems Like a Better Option.	90^coms	989^pts	7^mos	funny
Patrick Star- Our Country's Hero	3^coms	27^pts	10^mos	funny
Patrick Star 2012	4^coms	16^pts	11^mos	pics
He's got my vote	33^coms	600^pts	11^mos	AdviceAnimals
Repost, but since it's election time	0^coms	0^pts	1^mo	funny
Patrick Star 2012!	8^coms	36^pts	6^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

GeneralJPatts · 2012-11-06T16:09:33+00:00

Dammit this has been reposted almost 20 times

BathtubZombie · 2012-11-06T13:32:49+00:00

Pink starfish are the backbone of this country.

cassx3 · 2012-11-06T15:16:09+00:00

Could you have picked a more hideous picture of Patrick? Jesus.

suddenlysleepy · 2012-11-06T15:40:24+00:00

He kind of looks like Chris Christie with that suit on.

chottodake · 2012-11-06T15:55:45+00:00

He's got my vote!

WJUK · 2012-11-06T15:57:26+00:00

A friend and I were quite tempted to do something like this for our university elections. I was going to make Zoidberg ("Why not Zoidberg?") posters and he was going to do Patrick.

But alas, we were too lazy to do anything.

musicninja91 · 2012-11-06T16:13:41+00:00

I don't care that this is a million years old in internet years... It is an important reminder to vote for Patrick. ;)

bnpruitt2012 · 2012-11-06T16:17:10+00:00

He is endorsed by the Reverend Jesse Jackhammer, president of the Rainbow-Trout Push Coalition

judehoffman · 2012-11-06T16:27:59+00:00

Patrick Star is a GOP candidate, clearly.

SirKelp · 2012-11-06T16:40:05+00:00

So whats the difference from Obama?

krach87 · 2012-11-06T16:42:26+00:00

Campaign Anthem

Mroberts168 · 2012-11-06T16:45:17+00:00

there is a 45 yearold black woman that works for me cleaning hotel rooms. this is the show she watches everyday she cleans

sacrabos · 2012-11-06T16:51:00+00:00

Don't go red or blue. Vote for Patrick because he loves being purple.

FishPilot · 2012-11-06T17:01:26+00:00

Might as well... I mean hell, Roseanne Barr was on the Ballot.

robcdesign · 2012-11-06T17:06:08+00:00

I found this hilarious but down voted for bad typography.

drunkdoor · 2012-11-06T17:07:24+00:00

Patrick looks exactly fucking like Earthworm Jim in this picture

coffeeshopgirl7 · 2012-11-06T17:10:55+00:00

I don't think we need another butthole to vote for, but thanks for playing.

cranderson10 · 2012-11-06T17:27:07+00:00

I want to put this on facebook, But I know no one will get it. You people are all I have

VirogenicFawn21 · 2012-11-06T17:29:34+00:00

I've had this as my facebook profile picture for some time, since it's an election year. I still laugh when I see it.

NiMa74 · 2012-11-06T17:30:54+00:00

No, let's vote for Mabel! She'll legalize everything!

king_hippo77 · 2012-11-06T17:31:46+00:00

Looks like Earth Worm Jim.

D_Spoiler · 2012-11-06T17:55:46+00:00

Bad news for Canada and/or Mexico.

myname1srico · 2012-11-06T18:29:43+00:00

Isn't that the plan already?

Dambem · 2012-11-06T18:33:32+00:00

Patrick really looks like a worm from the game Worms in this.

canadianman001 · 2012-11-06T18:46:12+00:00

Most likely Canada.

prometheus1981 · 2012-11-06T18:50:49+00:00

I put him down on the extra line at the bottom of all the candidates.

darthbone · 2012-11-06T19:19:59+00:00

And push somewhere them else!

evanstueve · 2012-11-06T19:21:46+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ

Source.

adamdreaming · 2012-11-06T19:36:16+00:00

I tried to upvote this, but somehow when I clicked the upvote arrow, it came up Mitt Romeny. Damn these electronic voting machines!

FinickyMouse540 · 2012-11-06T19:51:45+00:00

J.W. Booth 2012!!

scotchirish · 2012-11-06T20:06:19+00:00

He's just copying Homer's platform

Hoofarted91 · 2012-11-06T20:40:43+00:00

I don't get it.

starfishsandwich · 2012-11-06T22:43:00+00:00

deliciously electable

commando4545 · 2012-11-07T02:40:53+00:00

I laughed far too hard at this

drunkBear1 · 2012-11-07T05:55:27+00:00

Pushes the problems to... Canadia

Ben347 · 2012-11-07T06:07:25+00:00

"Hello, is this the President's office?"

"No this is Patrick"

cob24 · 2012-11-06T14:58:50+00:00

This is the best political post of the past four years.

SchofieldSilver · 2012-11-06T15:17:50+00:00

Here comes the "better than Romney" jokes.

kjaatmteesn · 2012-11-06T15:38:06+00:00

I for one, support Patrick Star.

whatisup13 · 2012-11-06T16:27:50+00:00

Just saw this on fb

lethargicwalrus · 2012-11-06T13:53:59+00:00

Lets just put everything shitty in Mexico.

fiesta_on · 2012-11-06T16:22:10+00:00

Patrick, your genius is showing.

AlexanderMoore2 · 2012-11-06T17:13:15+00:00

He's obviously the Republican candidate.

LogicalBrick · 2012-11-06T16:52:49+00:00

that is just obama with a patrick mask on you fuck

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