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[–]nothingfood 20 points21 points ago

[–]solrsb 2 points3 points ago

Oh God my sides.

[–]TwoFriends 0 points1 point ago

I had a track meet at the school in the first picture when I was in high school, while it had the dick on the field. It was perfect.

[–]Ovahzealousy 0 points1 point ago

I expected there to be at least one variant of "put your mom in..."

[–]Darth_Bothersome -2 points-1 points ago

Came to the comments to post this... nevermind...

[–]Johnsoir 45 points46 points ago

I don't know how many times I have seen this image on the internet, but seeing it this time I have finally come to the conclusion that this is photoshopped. How did it take me that long!

[–]Lurlur 26 points27 points ago

It's only the last 2 images that are shopped. The rest is, unfortunately, real

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[–]Kati_K 20 points21 points ago

so the last two are shopped because it's 10 pictures?

[–]Chubbstock 17 points18 points ago

Lol math

[–]beaversCANdance 3 points4 points ago

F U C K Y O U! I was happily laughing my as off, oblivous to this and you go and ruin it. TIL if you don't want the mirror to break, don't check the comments.

[–]Swirlyman 12 points13 points ago

It usually takes a crane to get it out.

[–]SkullyKitt 2 points3 points ago

Goddammit, came to say this.

[–]AreGee0431 1 point2 points ago

They should throw a mattress in the water to soak most of it up.

[–]ironhades 10 points11 points ago

Snopes article about the incident

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/crane.asp

[–]Spiritjump 30 points31 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]z-at-ox 12 points13 points ago

Repost.

[–]zoomdaddy 49 points50 points ago

and 'shopped at the end

[–]Only_Says_Tacos 9 points10 points ago

Tacos.

[–]camoh455 4 points5 points ago

Lets see how long you last.

[–]Only_Says_Tacos -1 points0 points ago

Tacos.

[–]runrvs 1 point2 points ago

Taco Supreme?

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 0 points1 point ago

Too far.

[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

Free tacos at CalTort today! Mine was extra delicious… because it was free.

[–]CaptainHumor 0 points1 point ago

ate a free taco, took a taco shit. It took a crane.

[–]I_am_not_claptrap -1 points0 points ago

Yummy

[–]z-at-ox -3 points-2 points ago

I like teddy bears...

[–]LepKoGreh -1 points0 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]z-at-ox -1 points0 points ago

The grinch.

[–]I_am_not_claptrap 0 points1 point ago

Teddy Bear Syndrome

When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.

Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.

Tasty SAUCE: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teddy-bear%20like

[–]magic7ball 1 point2 points ago

My problem is that after we broke up, I feel so bad for the teddy's that I can't throw them away... so they just sit in my room... looking sad

[–]z-at-ox 1 point2 points ago

I listened to your advice, I killed it! The first thing I did when i come home were to make a hot cup of coffee with sleeping pills in it. Then i strap the bear to a chair and pord acid all over it.

That's what you meant right?

[–]I_am_not_claptrap 0 points1 point ago

Yes, of course!!! But I’m not sure.

[–]legacy4life 1 point2 points ago

It is a really bad shop also. The second truck in the water is so far out with a perfect reflection on the water.

[–]Lucho420 2 points3 points ago

Isn't math supposed to help us avoid situations like this one?

[–]athrix 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but someone tried to cut it close to save money and failed. I've worked with a few crane companies and the price goes up significantly when you move to a larger crane. There really isn't an excuse in this case because the weight of that car and crane that fell in would be easy to find out. Someone fucked up or was being lazy.

Also, this is a horrible shop, the last crane is exactly the same as the one that fell in, just a different color. Yet magically works where it's counterpart failed.

[–]Lucho420 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate babies love vanilla frosting

[–]thedayshaveturned 0 points1 point ago

Who else was reminded of the movie "What's eating gilbert grape"?

[–]Bowi 1 point2 points ago

Last frame is a photoshop. Also, repost.

[–]time2fly2124 1 point2 points ago

Hey guys! the 3rd to last and last pics just had the colors changed on the cranes!

[–]0100110101101010 0 points1 point ago

Guys, we need a crane crane crane to get the crane crane and the crane from the water, and make it quick!

[–]404-shame-not-found 1 point2 points ago

I don't know that much about materials, but is it possible to have a truck that large to move that kind of weight?

[–]adish 0 points1 point ago

i smell photoshop

[–]TankRizzo 0 points1 point ago

This looks straight out of Fireman Sam

[–]marsrover001 0 points1 point ago

reheat old sauce for optimal reuse.

Also, photoshop.

[–]SwordfishII 0 points1 point ago

Bad photoshop.

[–]wearepog 1 point2 points ago

Shopped or not thats still funny

[–]Gust1 0 points1 point ago

This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time

[–]SgianDubh 0 points1 point ago

What is this, Old Photoshop Week on Reddit? I like Shark Week better.

[–]SasparillaTango 1 point2 points ago

this is so ancient I saw it in a power point presentation an engineering professor gave roughly 8 years ago.

[–]st3ph3n 0 points1 point ago

Ah, this bullshit again.

[–]aznasazin11 0 points1 point ago

I am a cynical asshole I guess. I was expecting a mattress in a pool.

[–]psyphungi 0 points1 point ago

Soooooo oooooooolllllllllddddddd

[–]dako97669 0 points1 point ago

This makes me think of Charlie and Frank Reynolds getting the cat out of the wall: "Should we get a third cat?", "I'm thinking maybe a fourth."

[–]power_walker 0 points1 point ago

craneception?

[–]For_The_Fail 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this in my inbox as chainmail in 1998?

[–]JD_Blunderbuss 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to eight years ago dubplate

[–]NikkoTheGreeko 0 points1 point ago

Amateur photoshop skills.

[–]HarveyMcGhee 0 points1 point ago

We're going to need another repost...

[–]h8bit 0 points1 point ago

this is new and exciting footage

[–]thisisleif 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg....

[–]syncmaster1100p -1 points0 points ago

This is so old the first time I saw it it was a video.

[–]edixtor93 0 points1 point ago

I know it's photoshopped, some people are copied in the last two, but it's still hilarious

[–]nerdgasms_by_ryan 0 points1 point ago

get a crane - oh damn get a bigger crane - oh damn get an even bigger crane - oh damn

[–]RickRussellTX 1 point2 points ago

Your photoshop is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]PedroDelCaso -1 points0 points ago

This is older than the internet and shopped at the end. Quit posting this shit, send it to your elderly relatives like you're supposed to.

[–]co2gamer 0 points1 point ago

This has been reposted often enough for me to finally notice it is photoshopped. Thank you for not even reposted original contend.

[–]MotAle 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was there to see this with my own eyes, laughing to tears. I hope no one died here btw...

[–]masonsgrog 0 points1 point ago

Only in Ireland.. haha

[–]futafan -2 points-1 points ago

that must be in italy or portugal

[–]Timk1764 0 points1 point ago

It's actually in Ireland

[–]futafan 0 points1 point ago

the third worst place in europe

[–]villagejester 0 points1 point ago

It's Ireland you can tell just by looking at the shite weather.