Dat Ash

The_Bangs · 2012-11-06T11:08:32+00:00

False, this is not an ash tree.

Dr_Guillotine · 2012-11-06T10:40:35+00:00

As Treebeard once said, "I'm gonna get all up in that wooden booty".

Verbal__Kint · 2012-11-06T10:12:39+00:00

Dem shrunken balls. (cold water effect)

fiona63 · 2012-11-06T14:35:07+00:00

When I read the title, I read it in Sean Connery's voice.......Dat Ash.

KarmaRaeJepsen · 2012-11-06T10:44:29+00:00

Baby got bark

Lorf30 · 2012-11-06T13:29:17+00:00

Definitely NOT an ash(fraxinus) tree.

notkylemurphy · 2012-11-06T10:32:40+00:00

I'd like to lay some wood.

TheGrinch4815 · 2012-11-06T13:58:04+00:00

Was really hoping for some Pokemon.

spitinuri123 · 2012-11-06T14:13:14+00:00

those sounds at night... people being "tree huggers"

Vredkat · 2012-11-06T14:53:47+00:00

I was sure this would be a picture of Sean Connery staring at an ass.

Alec1127 · 2012-11-06T15:10:00+00:00

I see your sexual tree, and raise you a more sexual tree.

veron101 · 2012-11-06T14:52:16+00:00

Wow, reposted in one hour:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Tree-Butt	4^coms	4^pts	3^hrs	funny
Junk in the trunk	11^coms	89^pts	2^mos	funny
Whatcha gunna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk	2^coms	17^pts	4^mos	funny
junk in the trunk	178^coms	1571^pts	5^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

SchauinslandBahnana · 2012-11-06T13:24:06+00:00

If that thing's in Europe it probably has an STD though...

mongobongodog · 2012-11-06T10:48:17+00:00

Stupid sexy tree.

handingloveable · 2012-11-06T10:57:26+00:00

Damn you's a sexy birch

luthiz · 2012-11-06T13:35:36+00:00

Either a fir or a spruce. Ash trees have leaves!

Brillerud · 2012-11-06T13:52:15+00:00

The cover for Spruce Bringsteen - Cone in the USA.

frydamage · 2012-11-06T13:53:40+00:00

It looks like Roger's butt from American Dad.

wdalphin · 2012-11-06T13:54:47+00:00

Say... is that a Norway Spruce (if I am not mistaken)?

heriman · 2012-11-06T14:12:26+00:00

i was expecting a pokemon reference.. nvm

titdirt · 2012-11-06T14:29:11+00:00

Hmm...yes I can masturbate to this.

obss · 2012-11-06T14:29:43+00:00

There is a match for anyone.

hikait · 2012-11-06T14:45:04+00:00

This belongs in /r/BotanicalPorn

Nkliph · 2012-11-06T14:49:32+00:00

Can I fuck it?

TwelfthFloor · 2012-11-06T14:51:06+00:00

Looks like a Eucalypt-ass to me

EpicLlamaStudios · 2012-11-06T14:51:51+00:00

fap fap fap fap

Papie · 2012-11-06T14:56:28+00:00

I'd tap that ass.

Omnilove · 2012-11-06T14:57:00+00:00

Q: "What's your favorite tree?" Me: "Big Black Ash" Took me years to trigger that joke mine.

megustabaconandeggs · 2012-11-06T15:00:52+00:00

I have the wierdest boner right now

bigdog927 · 2012-11-06T15:12:44+00:00

Not an ash tree, but whatever...

Burlapin · 2012-11-06T15:13:52+00:00

There are two trees in the forest; one a birch, one a beech.

They have grown up together from saplings to fully grown trees. They always had a healthy rivalry going, arguing about everything from the weather to the composition of the soil. In their older years a little sapling started to sprout between them and the birch said: "Hey, I bet you that's the son of a birch."

"No sir, you are mistaken. That is the son of a beech."

This went on back and forth for years, son of a birch, son of a beech. Until one day a woodpecker flew up to the top of the beech tree and started pecking. The beech tree said: "Hey woodpecker, could you do us a favor. Me and Mr. Birch have a bet about that sapling down there. Could you check it out and tell us if it is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch. The woodpecker replies:

"No problem. I can figure this out for you guys."

The woodpecker flies down to the sapling, pecks at it for a minute, and flies up to the beech tree. The beech asks:

"So, what's the verdict? Is it a son of a birch, or a son of a beech?"

The woodpecker replies: "I don't know what all your fuss was about, but that was the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Credit.

coldgluegun · 2012-11-06T15:13:58+00:00

r/treeporn

the_upvote_bender · 2012-11-06T15:15:42+00:00

All i can think

gastler · 2012-11-06T15:20:21+00:00

Junk in the trunk

calvin1973 · 2012-11-06T15:20:27+00:00

And I came here expecting a pile of ash from a fire

Armed_To_The_Teets · 2012-11-06T15:20:43+00:00

This will not be a very poplar thread

going_around_in · 2012-11-06T15:20:48+00:00

Dat ash is gonna get you some pretty nasty disease...

Tokestra420 · 2012-11-06T15:21:03+00:00

The only reason this has so many upvotes is because of pure ignorance and stupidity. Not only is this not an Ash(it's an old Norway Spruce, Picea abies), it's not even in the same classification of tree. Ash is deciduous while Spruce is coniferous.

MidEUW · 2012-11-06T15:21:30+00:00

Eh sexy lady.

cookiemonsterlyrics · 2012-11-06T15:23:02+00:00

Birch, please!

lizgger15 · 2012-11-06T15:24:20+00:00

Dat shaft

Waltiscool · 2012-11-06T15:24:28+00:00

Post this to r/trees. They love this kind of stuff

RaffySpaffy · 2012-11-06T15:24:55+00:00

Anyone else thought this would be Pokemon related?

eyereport · 2012-11-06T15:26:54+00:00

Anyone else think that looks like manass?

No?

okay.jpg

SavageCain · 2012-11-06T15:28:29+00:00

Disappointed with the lack of evil dead references

yammeron · 2012-11-06T15:31:25+00:00

But legs like a tree trunk

noktiis · 2012-11-06T15:34:43+00:00

Deez nutz

nicko1702 · 2012-11-06T15:38:58+00:00

If that were a maple, I'd tap that.

nervoustwit · 2012-11-06T15:39:52+00:00

Anyone else embarrassed they got wood?

NinjaCrono · 2012-11-06T15:45:04+00:00

Uhhhhhhh

sofakingbroke · 2012-11-06T15:46:46+00:00

Dat caboose is spruce

Battle4Seattle · 2012-11-06T15:54:22+00:00

Kish my ash

plomme · 2012-11-06T15:57:54+00:00

I think that Trebek's mother's ass is even nicer.

GolfBallWakerGuy · 2012-11-06T15:59:45+00:00

Don't shake dat dun dun.. Don't shake dat dun dun

tbell324 · 2012-11-06T16:11:32+00:00

i got the weirdest woody rite now

Storefrontorg · 2012-11-06T16:14:07+00:00

This tree doesn't neglect its squats, though clearly it needs to start on some kind of upper body split. Its arms are as skinny as twigs.

ch0keArtist · 2012-11-06T16:17:47+00:00

I almost didn't click because I was afraid of Pokemon.

blaggityblerg · 2012-11-06T16:18:00+00:00

I came here expecting something from Pokemon.

SputnikFace · 2012-11-06T16:22:23+00:00

DP Phloem.

wooshcoosh127 · 2012-11-06T16:24:06+00:00

Were did you find that?

nikolaoured · 2012-11-06T16:48:40+00:00

that's not an Ash tree, its possible a spruce but definitely a conifer.

TimmyTheHellraiser · 2012-11-06T16:52:19+00:00

Gives a whole new meaning to Swamp Ash.

gat45 · 2012-11-06T16:59:24+00:00

I legitimately laughed out loud at this. Thank you OP.

AnViLLiaN- · 2012-11-06T17:07:05+00:00

lots of junk in that trunk.

Oakley-Guy15 · 2012-11-06T17:07:55+00:00

Clearly been shopped.

kimantor1 · 2012-11-06T17:13:25+00:00

I have an ash tree in my garden, i nearly burn't it down trying to destroy a hornets nest when drunk and that isn't an ash tree.

xShinryuu · 2012-11-06T17:21:15+00:00

The perfect match for this tree...

MachoAynRandySavage · 2012-11-06T17:53:03+00:00

trunk for days

InSocial · 2012-11-06T18:17:00+00:00

Go get 'em Ash!

Executive_Slave · 2012-11-06T18:24:50+00:00

DAT ASPEN

qwertyvibe · 2012-11-06T18:34:22+00:00

Evolution!

qwertyvibe · 2012-11-06T18:34:39+00:00

Denderphiliac!

qwertyvibe · 2012-11-06T18:35:01+00:00

This gives another meaning to wood comes from trees!

docroberts · 2012-11-06T18:42:32+00:00

Son of a beech!

bassboat1 · 2012-11-06T18:44:26+00:00

A little saggy, maybe a tree surgeon could spruce it up?

darwin2500 · 2012-11-06T18:44:28+00:00

Calling r/LoL, need some rule34 fanart in here...

Trindal · 2012-11-06T18:47:04+00:00

This gave me wood.

f22raptor272 · 2012-11-06T18:52:36+00:00

There was a tree that looked like Jesus's face in it. I guess this is the ass of Jesus then...

zero_sum · 2012-11-06T18:57:41+00:00

You may be barking up the wrong tree...

el-yoda · 2012-11-06T19:15:18+00:00

The trouble with the maples, (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say dat ash is just too hefty And it grabs up all the light. - Spruce Bringsteen

UnDakotable · 2012-11-06T19:40:37+00:00

Came here expecting Pokemon, I wasn't disaapointed.

boriswong · 2012-11-06T19:47:18+00:00

I came here expecting a picture of "Bruce Campbell"

adammcbomb · 2012-11-06T20:22:16+00:00

feels like im wearing no bark at all! No Bark At All!! NO BARK AT ALL!!

Beastieee · 2012-11-06T21:00:00+00:00

I don't care what race/species/genome it is. That is a sexy tree!

TriffidSympathizer · 2012-11-06T21:08:38+00:00

Interspecies erotica?

InsufferableTwat · 2012-11-06T21:22:55+00:00

All the arborists are so busy confirming it's a Norway spruce (it is) that nobody's going to point out it's got butt rot, which is both funny and quite possibly the reason for that adaptive growth in the shape of an arse. Also I think it may have been hit by lightning (straight vertical scar)

4_auir · 2012-11-06T21:34:30+00:00

I used to have a tree that I called the ballsack tree. It had nuts and a raging hard-on

LOWERCASEcaps · 2012-11-06T21:39:39+00:00

No one has made a junk in the trunk joke yet? Come on, Reddit.

jvangoor · 2012-11-06T23:43:27+00:00

Junk in the trunk!

professorunderpants · 2012-11-07T00:23:44+00:00

White spruce?

puffgiant19 · 2012-11-07T01:26:46+00:00

Belongs in /r/treeporn

formerchild · 2012-11-07T03:56:00+00:00

That's one Pine ass if you ask me.

queue78 · 2012-11-07T06:03:35+00:00

Got wood over here. And an erection

bigmikelives · 2012-11-07T08:39:08+00:00

She's not my type, kind of reminds me of a birch I used to know

kramejam · 2012-11-06T16:00:48+00:00

I thought r/cigars actually had a front page post.

BR5497 · 2012-11-06T12:27:18+00:00

Too bad /r/trees is private, I'm sure they'd love this

XooManP · 2012-11-06T15:27:34+00:00

Stupid, sexy Flanders!

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