I still regret nothing!!!

LoganHimself · 1 day

Wow. I'm taking a break for a while.

ZGiSH · 2012-11-06T09:06:47+00:00

Someone needs to lay off the cutout filter.

EvilPete · 2012-11-06T09:24:41+00:00

Everything is a repost of a repost of a repost...

mateo_yo · 2012-11-06T11:12:32+00:00

YOU ARE NOT YOUR kARMA!!

lostminty · 2012-11-06T09:27:24+00:00

Like the blind monks touching the elephant that is god, reddit is many things to many people.

Maxammonium23 · 2012-11-06T09:30:04+00:00

His name was OP Paulson ...

BCA2k12 · 2012-11-06T09:22:18+00:00

Ok, you are now firing a meme at your imaginary friends, near 43 million downvoters!

The_Director · 2012-11-06T10:12:39+00:00

I find it ironic that you actually stole this post.

You didn't even rehost it. Same link and everything.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/z71hh/reddit_in_a_nutshell/

poop_squared · 2012-11-06T08:41:09+00:00

IVE SEEN THIS POSTED SO MA.... oh. I see what you did

Crackerpool · 2012-11-06T13:10:47+00:00

As a two month redditor, I'm surprised at so many reposts I see.

Hot-Gothics · 1 day

This is.... Incredibly true. It's the harsh truth of reality.

Net07 · 2012-11-06T11:01:40+00:00

It's not about the karma, it's about the message, it's about sending a message.

mandie7312 · 2012-11-06T12:47:43+00:00

Aaaaaaannnnnnnddddd.... it's a repost

MrEquator · 1 day

I think it goes with the message of the post, that I believe I saw it here before.

Ryan_Firecrotch · 2012-11-06T10:59:58+00:00

There's a cute asian girl at my school and I struck up conversation because she had the Reddit is fun app open. So actually fuck you, theironwaffel. I impressed someone that I do know.

iBanana32GB · 2012-11-06T09:33:37+00:00

What karma? I removed mine with Stylish extension.

.score,
.score.likes,
.arrow.down {
  display:none !important; 
}

.thing .midcol { padding-top:15px; }
.thing .rank { display:none; }

#header-bottom-right { width:255px; padding-left:10px; }
#header-bottom-right > * { float:left; margin:0 6px 0 0; }
#header-bottom-right .user {
  display:block; width:75px; height:14px; overflow:hidden;
}
#header-bottom-right .user a:after {
  content: "<br/>"; /* trick to hide Karma */
}

I have just one up arrow centered to the left of posts. Upvote what I like, ignore the rest.

bravo319 · 2012-11-06T13:18:43+00:00

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1352197465436.gif

iRegretNothing12 · 1 day

Neither do I.

Phoequinox · 2012-11-06T10:03:15+00:00

Eugh. Rotoscoping Edward Norton makes for nightmare fuel.

ramathaham · 2012-11-06T10:21:57+00:00

Why is his face shopped?

Ewoedo · 2012-11-06T10:22:27+00:00

We also post the pictures again and again, like this one.

HemmiB · 2012-11-06T10:27:56+00:00

This is one repost im ok with.

Waynker87 · 2012-11-06T10:30:06+00:00

My links are of my awesome dog.. I didn't steal them from anyone! But true about trying to impress people I don't know.. I'm sad that she got downvoted into oblivion..

Ceejae · 2012-11-06T10:32:20+00:00

The quote you are referencing is actually said by Tyler Durden/Brad Pitt.

chunchun1 · 2012-11-06T10:38:54+00:00

oh god, I have turned into my wallet.

SirRuto · 2012-11-06T11:00:25+00:00

Reddit is a link aggregator. Of fucking course not many links are user-made.

Niceomatic · 2012-11-06T11:08:37+00:00

Post original content. Then getting karma means something (visibility). And last but not least, trying to impress people (whether you know them or not) leads down a dark road anyway in my opinion.

TKC_Panda · 2012-11-06T11:19:03+00:00

Just keep making copies of copies of copies....

Kentravyon · 2012-11-06T11:24:14+00:00

it would be better without the effect on the picture.

prometheus5500 · 2012-11-06T11:24:40+00:00

This is a comment, for a copy of a post, to a link that wasn't yours, for karma that isn't real, for my future me to reuse each time it is reposted, to gain more fake karma.

~I'll be back.

1mannARMEE · 2012-11-06T11:25:31+00:00

We repost links that aren't ours

For Karma that isn't real

to impress people we don't know

fixed that for you

RudegarWithFunnyHat · 2012-11-06T11:28:34+00:00

Karma is a concept it can never be real

Blackhawkk1337 · 2012-11-06T11:30:51+00:00

And there's another 1000+

PatternOfKnives · 2012-11-06T11:31:06+00:00

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Sentenial · 2012-11-06T11:33:55+00:00

I post original content...

WErideAtMarket · 2012-11-06T11:40:02+00:00

This isn't even a picture of a meme.

Juicetindude · 2012-11-06T11:45:12+00:00

AND WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF REDDIT?

Wakka9000 · 2012-11-06T11:46:34+00:00

We repost links (FTFY)

teddygrahampam · 2012-11-06T11:46:57+00:00

This just blew my mind.

Skitzofreniks · 2012-11-06T11:47:53+00:00

This reminds me of Will Smith saying, "We spend money we don't have, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't know".

HardcoreHazza · 2012-11-06T11:53:06+00:00

Oh the irony of this RE-post.

laddergoatperp · 2012-11-06T11:53:10+00:00

What is real?

arcademachin3 · 2012-11-06T11:54:26+00:00

Reddit is like looking in the toilet after you shit. You know there is no real benefit, but you keep looking back out of habit.

SgtMeowenstien · 2012-11-06T11:56:53+00:00

Hold on, I'm taking a screenshot of something borderline funny someone posted on their facebook.

DonutIgnoramus · 2012-11-06T12:05:11+00:00

I'm not sure if this makes /r/gonewild the most or least worthy subreddit.

rplusg · 2012-11-06T12:07:37+00:00

this has got 2800 downvotes, some people doesnt like truth :)

freybeard · 2012-11-06T12:08:46+00:00

you are not your karma you are not the content of your account you are all part of the same insignificant piles of ones and zeroes called the internet

Rad_Spencer · 2012-11-06T12:10:19+00:00

Yeah, he's the opposite of all those things, he's like an anti-Christ.

murdochmoss · 2012-11-06T12:13:24+00:00

yeah I guess some of you do that

SimonWest · 2012-11-06T12:14:20+00:00

i think this says more about 'the op trying to impress' than most people here

Mr_Locke · 2012-11-06T12:16:41+00:00

Mind. Fucking. Blown.

riddisjoper · 2012-11-06T12:21:30+00:00

Not true, sometimes we ask our own questions, to get answers from people we don't know who may have an opinion which may help us solve our questions

shonbullo · 2012-11-06T12:22:24+00:00

If I had a nickle for everytime this has been posted. I'd be Bill Gates.

colinsteadman · 2012-11-06T12:30:11+00:00

Does it really matter if any of the photons bouncing off those other people aren't reaching your eyes.

q-base6 · 2012-11-06T12:30:30+00:00

Best post forever..

steakmeout · 2012-11-06T12:30:58+00:00

I am Jack's wasted faps.

TacoFloober · 2012-11-06T12:32:47+00:00

I think it's funny that this is probably also a repost as well...

Mcsmack · 2012-11-06T12:36:51+00:00

Karma Schmarma I'm just here for the cat pics.

RedAfroNinja · 2012-11-06T12:41:02+00:00

I don't know why but I care more about an upvote by someone I don't know than a like by a friend of mine. It's so strange but that's how I am.

grepe · 2012-11-06T12:41:15+00:00

we the unoriginal, upvoted by the unqualified, post the unnecesary for the ungrateful

townidiot · 2012-11-06T12:41:15+00:00

The posts you downvote end up downvoting you.

Peatore · 2012-11-06T12:46:58+00:00

Except when as Karma impressed anyone?

Maromas · 2012-11-06T12:50:01+00:00

Well that's like... your opinion man...

Gokan580 · 2012-11-06T12:53:32+00:00

Funny how this is a repost.

YouSmellPretty · 2012-11-06T12:59:36+00:00

repost...

markh251 · 2012-11-06T12:59:49+00:00

But what would Tyler Durdan say?

lotsohugs · 2012-11-06T13:04:26+00:00

Repost

ChocolateCranium · 2012-11-06T13:10:07+00:00

What am i doing with my life? is what i came to think about when i the other night was watching japanese tutorials on how to make mini burgers with mini fries and coke.

anttirr · 2012-11-06T13:10:43+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88&t=9 la Môme Piaf - Non, Je ne regrette rien

parlayallday · 2012-11-06T13:14:16+00:00

He had a name! His name was andrewsmith1986! His name was andrewsmith1986! His name was andrewsmith1986!

R3volte · 2012-11-06T13:14:45+00:00

http://i.minus.com/iZbUvhs0Zbu24.gif

AmunRa666 · 2012-11-06T13:15:52+00:00

Yeah, and what are you going to do to stop me?

euphonious_munk · 2012-11-06T13:16:28+00:00

The first rule of reddit is post cats. Lots of cats.

Ryuko · 2012-11-06T13:21:20+00:00

Often it is much bigger then that... At least in some of the dark corners of some subreddits.

Some things could not be said any clearer then it is stated in the links we find - no matter how much time you provide to a very large group of monkeys with type writers.

ToiletFist · 2012-11-06T13:22:27+00:00

That phrase always makes me think of playing the original Postal when I was a kid. It always gave me deep chills when I hit the suicide button and my character yelled "I regret nothing" and blew his own head off.....

ceawake · 2012-11-06T13:25:41+00:00

At first glance and at some level this is true.

We now know of true/not true. Two but not two.

We are really posting to impress our fragile selves.

Unless we are not.

fanboat · 2012-11-06T13:26:59+00:00

People do things all the time. People do stupid things all the time.

People do great things. People build amazing machines, perform daring stunts, put themselves in risk of embarrassment. People create art, and analyze it. People learn science, and use it. People grow together and apart, are petty sometimes and beautifully altruistic at other times.

But if they should choose somewhere along the way to allow a photograph of these events to be taken, if they should choose to share that with us...

LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THAT FOR IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS WHAT A LOSER

The karma will be there, and yes, many strive solely for that, but perhaps it's worth considering that it's not everyone's goal all the time. People 'did things' before reddit.

nfsnobody · 2012-11-06T13:30:52+00:00

Heavy irony that this is a repost...

megustabaconandeggs · 2012-11-06T13:31:34+00:00

I am Jack's popular repost

agmcleod · 2012-11-06T13:42:28+00:00

Personally, I come for viewing the links I otherwise wouldn't find, reading interesting discussions, and posting my own opinion on those discussions.

SoNa1991 · 2012-11-06T13:42:51+00:00

SO BRAVE.

Jejoisland · 2012-11-06T13:42:51+00:00

I am so glad I control Karma and not the other way around

Ci6181 · 2012-11-06T13:42:55+00:00

god sounds like life to me

meelawsh · 2012-11-06T13:57:40+00:00

You also go to work. To get paid in dollars. Which don't have any worth. --[10]

xit4 · 2012-11-06T14:07:14+00:00

Fixed it for everyone.

carrot0101 · 2012-11-06T14:16:27+00:00

This has to stop,I've seen it at least 5 times on the frontpage in the past month.

stupidhacker123 · 2012-11-06T14:23:01+00:00

Redditor for a month, Second post hits front page. I somehow don't trust you

DisposableHero17 · 2012-11-06T14:24:17+00:00

Repost

F5_supermonkey · 2012-11-06T14:26:09+00:00

all in the name of 'entertainment'.

Mikester245 · 2012-11-06T14:29:07+00:00

Upvote for title eventual suicide for the picture

2times · 2012-11-06T15:01:45+00:00

Wepostlinks^{Wepostlinks^{Wepostlinks^Wepostlinks}}

minikites · 2012-11-06T15:43:50+00:00

https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies/status/7101023699

I am Jack's blindness to the irony of a sedentary loner quoting a fictional character's monologues about the death of human connection.

Tier4 · 2012-11-06T15:47:24+00:00

I've only posted links that were mine and I don't give a shit about karma

Asiansensationz · 2012-11-06T15:48:52+00:00

Damn it! one thing. ONE THING! I wanted to protect.

madvillian93 · 2012-11-06T15:52:29+00:00

I make my own memes cause I dont like stealing other peoples ideas. fuck me right?

Lilyo · 2012-11-06T16:27:20+00:00

Sometimes I post links that are mine but no one upvotes those sigh

Healz · 2012-11-06T17:22:34+00:00

I am jacks complete lack of fucks.

LinkEdward · 2012-11-06T17:30:10+00:00

I'm a huge racist and I hate Obama and cats fuck you all

gtfo-atheist-douches · 2012-11-06T18:55:28+00:00

Speak for yourself, retard.

evilzergling · 2012-11-06T19:50:32+00:00

BEST....SUBMISSION.....EVER!!!!

jeconomou1 · 2012-11-06T21:02:08+00:00

This is actually a repost

Lord_Attikus · 2012-11-06T21:27:07+00:00

This is a great repost. Its nice having a reality check every once in a while.

TheAnaconda93 · 2012-11-06T22:57:15+00:00

The six signs of obesity 1. Denial 2. Being at MacShack 3. Lack of enthusiasm 4. Lack of grasp of punctuation 5. Being excessivly angry 6. Being fat

mememellie · 2012-11-07T01:36:04+00:00

FILM?

theironwaffel · 2012-11-07T02:17:55+00:00

I still love how many up votes I get for a repost THANKS GUYS

Rountree85 · 2012-11-06T09:49:15+00:00

This isn't fucking funny.

SirTweetums · 2012-11-06T11:08:24+00:00

Well of course you're not regretting anything, you're just a mindless retarded redditor that likes piece of shit jokes and fake numbers

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